00:00Well, I'm here at the Academy Awards, otherwise known as the White People's Choice Awards.
00:06You realize, if they nominated hosts, I wouldn't even get this job.
00:11So y'all be watching Neil Patrick Harris right now.
00:14It's the 88th Academy Awards, which means this whole no black nominees thing has happened at least 71 other times.
00:26And black people did not protest. Why?
00:28Because we had real things to protest at the time.
00:32You know, we're too busy being raped and lynched to care about who won best cinematographer.
00:38But what happened this year? What happened? People went mad.
00:44Jada's going to boycott the Oscars. Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties.
00:52I wasn't invited.
00:56Oh, that's not an invitation I would turn down.
01:00This year, in the in-memoriam package, it's just going to be black people that were shot by the cops
01:06on their way to the movies.
01:08Yes, I said it. All right.
01:10If you want black people every year at the Oscars, just have black categories like best black friend.
01:17And the winner for the 18th year in a row is Wanda Sykes.
01:20But here's the real question. The real question everybody wants to know, everybody wants to know in the world, is
01:26this Hollywood racist?
01:28Is Hollywood racist? You're damn right Hollywood's racist.
01:31But it ain't the racist that you've grown accustomed to.
01:35Hollywood is sorority racist.
01:39It's like, we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a kappa.
01:44But what I'm trying to say is, you know, it's not about boycotting anything.
01:48It's just, we want opportunity.
