00:06Oh, you caught me reading words.
00:09And now another riveting and informative installment of the CDC award-winning series, Chelsea Grammar.
00:24Thank you, Mr. Grammar.
00:27Navigating the world of proper grammar use
00:29can be very tricky.
00:31You'll make mistakes.
00:32You'll get lost.
00:33You'll wonder which way to go.
00:34And I'm here to tell you one way not to go, anyways.
00:39Because anyways isn't a fucking word.
00:43Anyone who uses the word anyways immediately sounds like they just graduated from cosmetology
00:48school.
00:50No offense to my hair and makeup team, hashtag girl squad.
00:56Anyway, the letter S does not belong in the word anyway.
01:00To help you remember, think of the letter S in anyways standing for stupid.
01:06Which is what you are if you use the word anyways.
01:09Anyways.
01:10Oh look, there you are.
01:12And you're also a dummy.
01:15And iffy.
01:17And stupider.
01:19And finally, Trump.
01:28Only because they're the only letters I had left and it gives me nine points.
01:33Any way you look at it, anyways, is just fucking wrong.
01:37Notice how I said any way.
01:39Not anyway, because I'm not stupider, iffy, a dummy, or Trump.
01:43And bear in mind, this is coming from somebody who didn't graduate from community college or
01:47even get in for that matter.
01:49So if I know this, you should all know this too.
01:53Spell T-O-O.
02:01I want to help you.
02:03Let's all help each other get not stupid.
02:07Grammar up, girl.
