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Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town.
Movie Details:
Movie Title: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Release Year: 1988
Director: Stephen Chiodo
Cast: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson etc.
Country: USA
Language: English
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Movie Details:
Movie Title: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Release Year: 1988
Director: Stephen Chiodo
Cast: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson etc.
Country: USA
Language: English
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
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00:02:25Nothing yet, Dave, but Friday night's just starting.
00:02:29I'm heading across town to the park.
00:02:32Check in with you later.
00:02:34That was a hot tune from the Dwar man, but now we're going to slow it down a little bit
00:02:38for all you make-out artists at the top of the world.
00:02:48Give me a cold one, dude.
00:03:04I'm Joe, Joe, the ice cream clown with the bestest ice cream in town.
00:03:08We'll give you the stick, we'll give you the stick, we'll give you the stick, you give it a lick,
00:03:11and it'll tickle you all the way down.
00:03:14Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you.
00:03:18A tasty treat for while you screw.
00:03:21Let's take a break.
00:03:24Cool off those hot lips with our tasty frozen fruity bars.
00:03:28Icy-wisies, fudgy-wudgy bars, and everyone's favorite frozen delight, the liquor stick.
00:03:35Jeez, what the...
00:03:36Get out of here, you morons.
00:03:38Hey, take your ice cream and get lost.
00:03:40Oh, yeah?
00:03:41Quiet down, you see people.
00:03:45I'm beating you, Jay.
00:03:46So you don't want any ice cream?
00:03:48Well, you're not getting any.
00:03:49We were getting it before you showed up.
00:03:53Those guys, man, what the hell are they doing here?
00:03:56Great idea, Paul.
00:03:57Everybody loves ice cream.
00:03:58What do you mean?
00:03:59It was your idea.
00:04:00Hey, why don't we just park here for a while?
00:04:05Hey, what are you guys trying to pull here?
00:04:08Oh, well, we thought we'd park here for a while.
00:04:11You said we could have all the ice cream we wanted, but you didn't say anything about parking.
00:04:16What kind of girls do you think we are?
00:04:18I told you they weren't that stupid.
00:04:21We want you to take us home right now.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:24Take it easy.
00:04:25Keep your shirt on.
00:04:26Don't worry.
00:04:27We intend to.
00:04:31Well, this worked out just great.
00:04:33Don't blame me.
00:04:34I didn't want to come here.
00:04:35Hey, why don't we try to drive it?
00:04:37Oh, that's dumb.
00:04:39Hey, wait a minute.
00:04:40What's playing?
00:04:43Knuckleheads.
00:04:44You know those guys.
00:04:45Those guys are my best friends from school.
00:04:48I'll tell you, whenever I want to have a good time, I call Rich and Paul.
00:04:51A night out with those guys is a total adventure.
00:04:59What am I talking about the Terenzi brothers for?
00:05:03I would much rather be kissing you.
00:05:21This is great.
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:36Wow, check that out.
00:05:38Did you see that?
00:05:39Yeah, I saw that.
00:05:41That was incredible.
00:05:49Bobby Hornswoggle.
00:05:50Did you see that little old sky jockey zipped down in their poo?
00:05:58Until he's coming and he's landed in our backyard.
00:06:02There's going to be thousands of people.
00:06:05Thousands of people are coming.
00:06:07They're going to have hot dogs.
00:06:09They're going to have helicopters and airplanes and tacos.
00:06:16This is our lucky day.
00:06:17We're going to be rich.
00:06:19Boo, we're going to be rich.
00:06:21Come on, let's go check it out.
00:06:23Oh, come on, no way.
00:06:25Debbie, it's a waste of time.
00:06:27It's got to be a thousand miles away.
00:06:28We've been around the whole evening.
00:06:29Don't give me that.
00:06:30You saw how close it was.
00:06:32It landed right over the hill.
00:06:33Now, that is not a thousand miles away.
00:06:36Come on, you can find it, Mr. Adventure.
00:06:41Debbie, don't you want to finish our champagne or something?
00:06:44Take it with us.
00:06:47Come on.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:55Come on, come on.
00:06:59Get your dog, come on.
00:07:05Well, I'll be greased and fried.
00:07:10What in blue blazes is the circus doing up in these parts?
00:07:14I love the circus.
00:07:16Come on.
00:07:17Maybe we can get us some free passes.
00:07:21Come on, Boo.
00:07:35I've never seen one that looks like this one before.
00:07:41Come on.
00:07:55well i don't know who you know there's something kind of peculiar around here
00:08:03where is everybody you know there ain't nobody around
00:08:10where where's the dang ticket booth
00:08:16how are we supposed to get in and see the show
00:08:34who who bear where is that dog
00:08:56something funny is happening around here
00:08:59what is carnation going on here
00:09:11where's my dog where's my boo bear
00:09:16i'll tear this thing apart with my bear hand
00:09:29this thing is wired
00:09:58what's going on kurt
00:10:02same old shit
00:10:05i got him boozing it up in the park
00:10:06we were just walking through the park on the way to the dorm
00:10:09we had a bottle of wine
00:10:11yeah it's a beautiful night we were walking around we didn't do nothing
00:10:15you guys go to the college right yeah yeah right so why don't you just stay there and do your
00:10:19drinking on campus why do you have to come into town we live in this town too i mean we
00:10:24don't have to just stay on campus
00:10:25yeah and it's scum like you that are killing this town come on kurt
00:10:44you don't have to go to the park on the park on the park
00:10:45just lighten up mooney just lighten up
00:10:48back off dave open container public intoxication littering disturbing the peace resisting arrest
00:10:55these kids are history
00:10:58unless you want to rewrite the laws mr police academy oh look you got this problem with my training i
00:11:03don't care
00:11:04but when you bring someone into the station i don't want to see you beating them up
00:11:07now if you're gonna book them do it according to procedure
00:11:10i swear kurt you and that badge of yours will be history
00:11:13i'll tell you what's gonna be history dave
00:11:17these kids they're getting in there get in there
00:11:41yeah it looks like we're gonna have to walk from here
00:11:48let's see if instinct serve chief correct uh-huh path lie that way we must travel many moons
00:12:02many many moons many many many enough already with the moons lead the way chief running at the
00:12:29mouth
00:12:29holy shit there's no shooting star looks like a circus tent what's a circus tent doing all the way out
00:12:38here it's a pretty lovely location for a show something's wrong this this doesn't feel
00:12:43right weren't we looking for the shooting star come on this looks neat let's check this out
00:12:48no let's go i've seen enough oh come on deb
00:12:54i want to take a closer look you can stay here alone well would you be more scared if you
00:13:01came with me or if i left you here
00:13:06if you left me here if you left me here let's go
00:13:17come on come on come on okay okay i'm coming
00:13:31come on let's check this out
00:13:33no mike mike mike we believe that or not deb you are gonna love this don't be a baby
00:13:55this is bizarre what kind of circus is this this is that that new wave european circus fantastique
00:14:04hurry hurry hurry step right up see the circus bizarro come on come on step right up little lady don't
00:14:12be
00:14:12shy don't be stupid come see the incredible miss 50 50 half man half woman the perfect double date
00:14:19oh yeah that's where the ladies dip right up here and see gumbo the toothless elephant
00:14:24or right over here we've got belinda the bully mcwonder watch her binge and purge before your very eyes
00:14:31mike keep it down somebody will catch us
00:14:35this place great or what it looks like it was decorated by clowns r us
00:14:41i don't know
00:14:45how much further do you want to go well let's just go down here to the end of this hall
00:14:50well let's do it sir come on
00:15:15oh
00:15:16oh
00:15:28This is no finance.
00:15:30No circus either.
00:15:38What?
00:15:42I can't believe it.
00:15:44What is it, a nuclear power plant?
00:15:47No.
00:15:48A missile silo?
00:15:50No.
00:15:51A military base?
00:15:53No!
00:16:00The shooting star!
00:16:02What are you talking about?
00:16:03The shooting star we went to go look for.
00:16:04We are in it!
00:16:08What was that?
00:16:09I don't know.
00:16:11I don't know.
00:16:13But it's coming this way.
00:16:15Here, come on!
00:16:35Look at this place.
00:16:40It smells like candy.
00:16:43You know, I don't know what we saw out there before, but, uh, this looks like a cotton candy factory
00:16:49to me.
00:16:51Yeah!
00:16:53This must be where they're hanging up to dry before they ship the stuff out.
00:16:57No, it's not!
00:16:59I've never seen anything like this before.
00:17:01Have you?
00:17:03No.
00:17:04Well, that's because nobody has.
00:17:08I don't believe in UFOs.
00:17:11But if they do exist, then we're trapped in one right now.
00:17:15I mean, will you just calm down?
00:17:16There's got to be a logical explanation for this.
00:17:18This isn't what you think it is.
00:17:22Nobody stores cotton candy like this.
00:17:25What are you talking about?
00:17:27Of course it is!
00:17:28Look!
00:17:30Look!
00:17:30Look!
00:17:31Ah!
00:17:32Ah!
00:17:34Ah!
00:17:36Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:37Ah!
00:17:38Ah!
00:17:39Ah!
00:17:40Ah!
00:17:41Ah!
00:17:41Ah!
00:17:43Ah!
00:17:48Ah!
00:18:06Ah!
00:18:09Ah!
00:18:12Ah!
00:18:25Down this way.
00:18:29Ah!
00:18:34Ah!
00:18:46Are you okay?
00:18:47I think so.
00:18:50Popcorn, why? Popcorn!
00:18:51Because the clouds, that's why.
00:19:05I don't know.
00:19:29Get me out of here!
00:19:36Hurry! They're coming!
00:20:10We have to tell the police.
00:20:12Oh, yeah, right. We're going to run to the police station.
00:20:13We're going to tell them there's a bunch of clowns running around the hills
00:20:15killing people with cotton candy.
00:20:16I have a friend there.
00:20:18I know he'll believe us.
00:20:20I don't know, Debbie. I wouldn't even believe us.
00:20:33Oh, Moody.
00:21:01What the heck?
00:21:05Oh, my God.
00:21:14Something horrible's happened. Somebody's been killed.
00:21:15Wait a second, Debbie. What happened?
00:21:17You've got to help us. We've got to do something.
00:21:18There are two people dead.
00:21:19Who, Debbie? Who's dead?
00:21:20Joe Lombardo. He's dead.
00:21:22And some old man, too.
00:21:23Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this?
00:21:24Yes, they were hanging there, wrapped up in these cotton candy things, these cocoons.
00:21:30Cocoons.
00:21:31Yes, cocoons.
00:21:32You know, cocoons.
00:21:34All right, all right, everybody. Calm down.
00:21:36Look, Debbie, come inside and explain this to me.
00:21:38I'd like to help you, but before I can, I've got to understand what's going on here myself.
00:21:54I'd like to help you, but before I can, I'll just go to the drugstore.
00:22:00Good, good.
00:22:00Okay, and then we'll go on.
00:22:05Oh, look.
00:22:21All right, sit down.
00:22:24Let's start from the beginning, all right?
00:22:27Okay, okay.
00:22:28We were at the top of the world, and we saw this shooting star, and we decided to go look
00:22:33for it.
00:22:33But instead of finding the shooting star, we saw this circus tent, and that's when we went inside,
00:22:38and that is when we saw those people in those pink cotton candy cocoons.
00:22:43Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
00:22:46What? What?
00:22:47It was a spaceship, and there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us.
00:22:52We barely got away.
00:22:57Killer clowns from outer space.
00:23:01Holy shit.
00:23:01Dave, we are telling you the truth. You've got to believe us.
00:23:05Let me tell you something, honey.
00:23:06I was just over there. There's nothing going on.
00:23:10Excuse me, please, but we're talking to Dave.
00:23:12Yeah, just hold on a second, Mooney. They say some people are dead.
00:23:15Let's hear them out.
00:23:16All right, Dave.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:20Clowns, cotton candy, flying popcorn.
00:23:23Go ahead.
00:23:24Better make fools out of the police department.
00:23:26I told you I was just over there.
00:23:28Who are you going to believe, me or this little tramp?
00:23:30Now, come on, Mooney.
00:23:32I'm handling this, all right?
00:23:37All right, all right, Debbie.
00:23:39Who's your friend?
00:23:40Mike.
00:23:41We go to school together.
00:23:43You two were up at top of the world together?
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:48I know you, you little fart.
00:23:51You hang out with the Terenzi brothers.
00:23:55Clowns.
00:23:55I get it.
00:23:57Another one of their stupid stunts to sell ice cream from that goddamn truck those hoodlums
00:24:01run around in.
00:24:02Well, now I really believe this.
00:24:04Well, you better go now, Dave.
00:24:06Before the clowns take over, huh?
00:24:09And when you get back from saving the world, I want a full written report so I can give it
00:24:12to the chief when he gets back on Monday.
00:24:17Look, everything happened just the way we said.
00:24:19We are telling you the truth.
00:24:21All right, all right.
00:24:22You two come with me.
00:24:24Come on.
00:24:25Hurry up, Dave.
00:24:26Don't let him get away.
00:24:29Go ahead, Dave.
00:24:31Make a dummy out of yourself.
00:24:34But you're not going to make a dummy out of me.
00:24:39You, in the back.
00:25:03You're not going to make a dummy out of me.
00:25:39You're not going to make a dummy out of me.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:11Excuse me. Oh, oh, my. May I help you?
00:26:20Oh, oh, no.
00:26:51All right, we're going up there to check this out. First, I'm taking you home, Debbie.
00:26:56No way. I'm going back up there with you. You can't tell me what to do.
00:27:00Debbie, just listen to me, would you?
00:27:02I don't have to listen to you. You are not my boyfriend anymore, all right?
00:27:06Yeah, that's right. I'm not your boyfriend anymore.
00:27:08No. It doesn't change the way I feel about you, though, Debbie.
00:27:11Dave, please, don't do this to me.
00:27:16All right, Debbie, you got a choice.
00:27:18Well, either go home or I'm going to take you back to the station and lock you up for safekeeping.
00:27:21How's that?
00:27:23Oh.
00:27:27Pizza.
00:27:30Oh, pizza.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:49Oh, for me?
00:27:55Oh, shit.
00:27:58Is this from you?
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:10You're welcome, Debbie.
00:28:12May I please speak to Mike outside?
00:28:16Fine.
00:28:17Sure.
00:28:29Yo, boyfriend, this is great.
00:28:31This is just great.
00:28:34He's probably going to take me up on top of the hill and shoot me.
00:28:37Look, don't worry about Dave.
00:28:39It's those clowns you got to worry about.
00:28:43Listen, as soon as you guys leave here, I'm going to follow you guys up there.
00:28:46You're going to follow us up there?
00:28:48Debbie, I don't even want to go up there.
00:28:50Listen, you stay inside the house and keep the door locked.
00:28:53I'll be back here in a little bit to check on you.
00:29:00I'll be back here in a little bit to check on you.
00:29:47I'll be back here in a little bit to check on you.
00:30:18Wait a minute.
00:30:20Where is it?
00:30:22Yeah, that's what I'd like to know, pal.
00:30:23It was right there where that hole is.
00:30:25So you're saying that hole is where the tent was?
00:30:27The tent made that hole?
00:30:28Is that what you're telling me?
00:30:28Yes, it was there.
00:30:30Look, we saw it.
00:30:31That's a fact.
00:30:31I'll tell you what the facts are, mister.
00:30:33You said people are being killed.
00:30:35Now, where are the bodies?
00:30:36I don't know.
00:30:36I saw Joe Lombardo dead.
00:30:38I can only tell you what I think I saw.
00:30:39Oh, so now you just think you saw.
00:30:41No, I know what I saw.
00:30:42I just can't prove it.
00:30:43My proof is gone.
00:30:44Yeah, right.
00:30:44Turn around, pal.
00:30:47Mooney was right, huh?
00:30:48Got nothing better to do but cause problems.
00:30:50Well, you're not going to get away with it this time.
00:30:52Get away with what?
00:30:53Debbie saw it too.
00:30:54Yes, she did, didn't she?
00:30:56Ow, come on.
00:31:01Hey, Eddie, is that a new bike you got?
00:31:04What's happening, Spike?
00:31:18Big bad Jojo coming into town.
00:31:22Watch this, baby.
00:31:24Is that bike too big for you?
00:31:25Hey, Patty!
00:31:30Mean bike you got there.
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:34Can I take a ride, pal?
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Oh, come on.
00:31:40Take a ride.
00:31:41Can I beep the horn?
00:31:44Oh, thank you.
00:31:54Should have let the man ride his bike.
00:32:01I'm sorry.
00:32:02I seem to have broken your bike.
00:32:10Where'd it go?
00:32:26What are you going to do?
00:32:27Knock my block off?
00:32:32Damn.
00:32:36Get out of here.
00:32:37What?
00:32:38Get out of here.
00:32:49Here's some more ketchup for your french fries.
00:32:51Now, here's some more ketchup.
00:32:52I want you to sit still and eat your hamburger.
00:32:55You know, this isn't as much fun as it used to be.
00:32:58It is if you're the winners.
00:33:00I want you to sit still with my table.
00:33:02Take myanson.
00:33:07And every participant please hold the Civic's
00:33:07All right.
00:33:13Just then.
00:33:14I need to hold the stairs.
00:33:15Bye-bye.
00:33:16Bye-bye.
00:33:18Bye-bye.
00:34:01Back here, young lady. You're not going anywhere till you finish your food.
00:34:25What's going on?
00:34:35What's going on?
00:35:06What's going on?
00:35:40What's going on?
00:35:43What's going on?
00:35:45What's going on?
00:35:48What's going on?
00:36:11What's going on?
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00:37:11What's going on?
00:37:13What's going on?
00:37:21What's going on?
00:37:33What's going on?
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00:37:59What's going on?
00:38:01What's going on?
00:38:02What's going on?
00:38:31What's going on?
00:38:36What's going on?
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00:38:44What's going on?
00:39:00What's going on?
00:39:03What's going on?
00:39:04What's going on?
00:39:07What's going on?
00:39:10What's going on?
00:39:12What's going on?
00:39:19What's going on?
00:39:38Why is it?
00:39:38Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:40:16Ha! Ha!
00:40:38Ha!
00:41:18Ha! Ha!
00:41:52Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:41:59I'll call the state police in Marlboro. They've got a lab.
00:42:02Maybe somebody can tell us what this stuff is.
00:42:04It's not cotton candy, that's for sure.
00:42:07Yes, finally. That's what I've been telling you.
00:42:12Look, I'm sorry I was a little tough on you back there.
00:42:16It's been a hard night.
00:42:19Having Debbie involved just makes it a lot more difficult.
00:42:22What can I say? I didn't know she...
00:42:24Hey, it's got nothing to do with you, really. It's me.
00:42:27It's obvious she goes for last, not stability.
00:43:01Oh, my God.
00:43:17Oh, my God.
00:43:37Look, you can just drop me off over here. I'll take the bus home.
00:43:39No way. Remember, you're the one who's seen these things.
00:43:44Look, a cloud right there!
00:43:50There he is, I told you. You get out there and shoot him?
00:43:53Get him, Dave! Kill him!
00:43:54Just hang on. Calm down. Let me check this out.
00:44:12Holy shit!
00:44:15Oh, my God.
00:44:24Holy shit!
00:44:31what are you doing buddy you could have gotten both of us killed i'm sorry i freaked out a
00:44:35little bit where is he
00:44:46i don't know i don't see him anywhere
00:44:52he's gone he went straight up i've seen enough one baker five kirk do you read me over one baker
00:45:03five this is mooney speaking i was a little worried about you i thought the big bad clowns
00:45:09got a hold of you over mooney i want you to listen to me and don't say anything i want
00:45:14you to call
00:45:15the state police and get help there are clowns and they are killing people over okay let me get
00:45:20this straight you say there are clowns and you've seen him okay dave that's it screw you and your
00:45:28college flunkies i've had enough of this from you and from everyone else i know what you guys are
00:45:32trying to do break me down drive me out of the force well it's gonna take a hell of a
00:45:37lot more
00:45:37than a lame prank like this to get curtis mooney to throw in his badge so fuck you over
00:45:43her oh mooney this is an emergency mooney he cut me off son of a bitch cut me off
00:45:51i gotta get i gotta get back to the station i i don't know what i'm gonna say but i
00:45:54gotta get
00:45:55through to the state police
00:45:58oh get the truck what about the girls forget about the girls they eat too much
00:46:02what is it for the ice cream so what the truck's getting away
00:46:05hey those aren't killer clowns those are the terenzi brothers terenzi brothers
00:46:09get back to the station radio for help i'm gonna catch up with my friends how to warn people
00:46:12all right all right tell everyone to stay indoors and don't do anything stupid you too
00:46:23you idiot don't yell at me you were driving you had to just do one thing right this whole ice
00:46:28cream
00:46:28thing was your idea i did you're the one who said we get girls this way no i didn't you
00:46:33did you did
00:46:38hey rich paul oh man am i glad to see you guys it's fine how you doing you want some
00:46:43ice cream we
00:46:43got no no man listen something horrible's happened i need your help what are you talking about what's
00:46:48wrong there's no time to explain there's clowns going around killing people
00:46:53huh look tonight debbie and i woke up we're up on top of the world and we follow the spaceship
00:46:58and
00:46:58there was these there was these clowns and they was carrying these these cotton candy cocoons
00:47:02and they were shooting these these these popcorn guns and this there's a circus tent spaceship
00:47:07right but it's not there anymore but we were there we saw the whole thing
00:47:11and they say we're crazy so oh come on you guys i'm not fooling around
00:47:15hey mike what do you want us to do we have ice cream to sell tonight
00:47:18paul this is more important than selling ice cream there's clowns going around killing people
00:47:22we're all in danger well i haven't sold that much ice cream tonight we haven't sold any
00:47:26come on guys will you help me look at least take me over to debbie's house okay i think she's
00:47:31in
00:47:31danger does she have any roommates yes she's got two she's got two beautiful roommates with big boobs
00:47:39do they like ice cream they love it what are we waiting for
00:47:56big boobs
00:47:57freaky as all you ain't gonna get the best of me
00:48:00i made it through career i can make it through this bullshit
00:48:28What the goddamn to do what do we have here
00:48:42Well, son, I think you made a big mistake. You're in Mooney's territory now
00:48:51For me
00:49:02I had to shoot you right now you red-nosed freak
00:49:07So you want to play games, eh?
00:49:20Turn around
00:49:30Supposed to read you your rights, but you're in Mooney's jail
00:49:36And you ain't got no rights
00:49:39All right, buster
00:49:51Hey officer Mooney, come on. Let us out of here. Are we gonna be here all night or what?
00:49:54Yeah, we get one phone call, don't we?
00:49:56Right, I'm gonna call my-
00:49:57Shut up!
00:50:09Get your hands up
00:50:24Get your hands up
00:50:32Get in there
00:50:34Get in there
00:50:56But before this night's over
00:50:59You're gonna be begging for mercy
00:51:03No!
00:51:18What are you in for?
00:51:45Mooney!
00:51:49I'm going to need your power.
00:51:51Police department, hello?
00:51:53What?
00:51:54Oh, God.
00:52:23Oh, God.
00:52:47Looney?
00:52:49Looney, you back here?
00:53:38Looney, you back here?
00:54:07Oh, God.
00:54:30Hey, Jim.
00:54:33Oh, it's a lady I saw you with my heart.
00:54:46Don't worry, James.
00:54:49All we want to do is kill you.
00:55:19All we want to do is kill you.
00:55:21All we want to do is kill you.
00:55:51The town's gone crazy.
00:55:52People are being killed.
00:55:53Over.
00:55:54What's all these reports about circus clowns?
00:55:57These clowns aren't people.
00:55:58They're some kind of creatures, things from another planet.
00:56:02Look, Jack, they're killing people.
00:56:03Officer Mooney is dead.
00:56:05I know I saw it.
00:56:06He was killed by one of these things.
00:56:07Could you send all available units immediately, please?
00:56:10Over.
00:56:12Come on, Jack.
00:56:17Calm down, buddy.
00:56:18Help is on the way.
00:56:19Oh, God.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:26Oh, God.
00:56:31You're right, Timmy.
00:56:40calling all clowns calling all clowns this is jojo are there any space clowns out there
00:56:47you guys will you stop fooling around look mike come on cocoons popcorn guns monster shadows
00:56:55whoo i mean what do you think we are we're not stupid as we look this isn't the first wild
00:57:00thing
00:57:01you've tried to put over on us no you remember hidden lake oh come on forget hidden lake this
00:57:05has nothing to do with hidden lake oh we would have to be total morons to believe this clown
00:57:09invasion crap if there are killer clowns running around here then i'm porky pig
00:57:35so
00:57:42so
00:58:08get the hell out of here
00:58:14so
00:58:20so
00:58:27so
00:58:37so
00:58:43so
00:58:44so
00:58:52so
00:58:56so
00:59:05so
00:59:30debbie debbie it's mike open up
00:59:35so
00:59:36so
00:59:42Oh, my God.
01:00:24Okay, see this White House head over here?
01:00:25Yeah.
01:00:26Take a right, maybe a little left, right here.
01:00:27Left?
01:00:28Right.
01:00:28Right.
01:00:28No, left!
01:00:29Left!
01:00:38The house right up, uh...
01:00:42Shit, what is that?
01:00:46Uh-oh.
01:00:51Wow, look at that.
01:01:00Come on, we can't lose them.
01:01:02They got Debbie.
01:01:17Hey, Mike!
01:01:28Come on, Rich, we're losing them.
01:01:29Can you go a little bit faster?
01:01:30Come on, Mike, what do you want?
01:01:31There's an ice cream truck.
01:01:46Hey, Rich, the cop, stop the truck!
01:01:51Shit, Rich, now you did it.
01:01:55I did it?
01:01:56What do you mean?
01:01:56You told me to stop.
01:01:57Didn't I told you to pull over?
01:01:58No, you didn't.
01:01:59You said stop, so I stopped.
01:02:00I meant pull over.
01:02:01Well, if you meant pull over, you should have said pull over.
01:02:03What did you say what you mean next time?
01:02:05Come on, let's go see what happened.
01:02:10Dave, are you okay?
01:02:15Oh, Mike.
01:02:17Mike, what the hell are you guys doing?
01:02:18They got Debbie.
01:02:21Get in the truck, pal.
01:02:25Gee, officer, I'm really sorry.
01:02:27I was feeling a little queasy.
01:02:28Hey, Mike, which way were they heading?
01:02:30They went that way, but now we lost them.
01:02:31I don't know where they went.
01:02:33I do.
01:02:33If you were a clown, where would you hide?
01:02:35The amusement park.
01:02:37Great.
01:02:37All right.
01:02:48All right.
01:03:12The park's closed.
01:03:14I'll have to ask you to leave.
01:03:47What are you going to do with those pies?
01:03:49Boys, boys.
01:04:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:04:42Everybody stick together.
01:04:47she's gone wow hey you guys this is weird
01:04:53look at this stuff looks like a wad of melted ice cream yeah well it's not oh
01:05:18mike you take this follow me all right now you guys
01:05:23no fooling around stick together okay i don't know what the hell's in here
01:05:38oh scary dad did you get through for help yeah yeah help is on the way you tell them it
01:05:46was an invasion
01:05:47i told them i don't really believe in myself where did they come from why are they here why
01:05:53like clowns they're not clowns some kind of animal from the world they just look like clowns
01:06:01shit dave dave maybe they're the ancient astronauts you know they came to our planet centuries ago
01:06:07and our idea of clowns just comes from how come they're not funny maybe they're from a dying
01:06:14planet maybe their son pooped out and they need a new place to live maybe they're using
01:06:18us for experiments to dissect and study so that means they're intelligent
01:06:24so why don't they communicate with us i mean talk to us instead of killing us
01:06:29maybe they're just cruising through the galaxy and stopped here for a bite to eat
01:06:37yeah look everybody let's just let's just hold off on the talking okay
01:06:41let's not give ourselves away
01:06:45what are we gonna do when we find them can we kill them yeah you shoot them in the nose
01:06:59hey watch this
01:07:30what happened what did you do i didn't do anything look don't touch me okay this place is probably booby
01:07:42trapped
01:07:43all right now look you guys stay together i don't have to run around and find you too
01:07:47no problem we can handle it
01:07:58all right
01:07:59all right let's go
01:08:01i know where'd they go come on rich paul
01:08:05hey look don't worry about the transit brothers they do this all the time
01:08:08yeah those guys are like cats they always land on their feet
01:08:32are you debbie's roommates wait a second
01:08:39i recognize this place this is the tent that debbie and i were in come on
01:09:08okay this is where we were before
01:09:10oh this is incredible looks like they got the whole town we gotta find her what color blue was she
01:09:16in
01:09:16what color blue was she in the middle of the street
01:09:18uh yellow
01:09:19all right
01:09:42all right
01:09:57Shh, quiet. Move back.
01:10:16Let's go.
01:10:53Let's go.
01:11:17Let's go.
01:11:46Paul was right, man. They are hungry. They're going to eat everybody, man.
01:11:49Just calm down. Just calm down, all right? We've got to find Debbie before it's too late.
01:11:54All right.
01:11:56Hey. Hey, that's the one. The yellow balloon. Is she in there? Yeah, she's in there.
01:12:02Debbie?
01:12:03She's alive.
01:12:04God.
01:12:04How do we get her out of here?
01:12:05I don't know.
01:12:07Careful, Mike.
01:12:08Damn it!
01:12:10Debbie? Honey? Hang on a sec, Mike.
01:12:12Damn it.
01:12:14What are you doing?
01:12:15Just stand back, Mike.
01:12:16You can't shoot. You could kill her.
01:12:17Well, just back off, all right?
01:12:18All right? Now just get ready to run.
01:12:22God. Are you all right?
01:12:27Are you okay?
01:12:31I can't breathe.
01:12:36Oh, God. We've got to get the hell out of here. Come on. Come on. Come on.
01:12:41Oh, God.
01:12:46Wait a second, guys. We can't leave.
01:12:49There might be other people still alive in these balloons.
01:12:53Come on. It's too late.
01:12:55Dave!
01:13:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:13:03Shoot him in the middle.
01:13:04Shoot him!
01:13:07This way. Come on.
01:13:15Come on.
01:13:29What now?
01:13:30Is everybody down?
01:13:31I really know what's down here.
01:13:33Come on, Mike.
01:13:33Nobody's going to put me in a bubble again.
01:13:37Come on, Mike. Get to move on.
01:13:39You can't move on.
01:13:47How come you guys stopped here?
01:13:50Good reason.
01:13:52Okay, which way do we go?
01:13:53That doesn't really matter.
01:13:54Let's go down here.
01:13:55All right, come on.
01:14:09Come on. Let's try here.
01:14:11No.
01:14:12No.
01:14:21Come on.
01:14:39Come on.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:59Another door.
01:15:00I can't take this anymore.
01:15:05Come on.
01:15:06Open the door.
01:15:07Another door.
01:15:09Come on, Mike.
01:15:10Another door.
01:15:15Another door.
01:15:16One door.
01:15:21Debbie, come on.
01:15:25Hey, come on.
01:15:33Here, here.
01:15:37Oh, God.
01:15:46Look at this place.
01:15:48Where do we go now?
01:15:51Come on.
01:15:52Come on.
01:15:52Let's go.
01:16:11Everyone, up on top.
01:16:13Come on.
01:16:14Let's move.
01:16:14Come on.
01:16:19Mike.
01:16:23Mike.
01:16:25Mike.
01:16:44Come on.
01:16:45Stop! Leave them alone!
01:16:48Do what I say or else!
01:16:50Uh, uh, I am...
01:16:52Give me the mic!
01:16:54I am the great and powerful Jojo!
01:16:57I command you to stop!
01:17:00Do not hurt them! Let them go!
01:17:03You will obey me!
01:17:05Let them go!
01:17:07Let them go!
01:17:14Come on, let's go! Get in the truck!
01:17:18Let's go! Come on, boom, Mike!
01:17:19Come on, Debbie!
01:17:21Come on, Rich!
01:17:22I'm trying!
01:17:23Doing it the right way!
01:17:24Come on, Rich!
01:17:25Come on, Rich!
01:17:27Pull the choke! Pull the choke!
01:17:28Pull the choke!
01:17:46Come on, Rich!
01:18:03I'm sad.
01:18:12I don't want to play here anymore. Can we go home now?
01:18:17Get out of your flood.
01:18:18Everyone out of the truck! Come on!
01:18:20We can! It's rented!
01:19:02Oh, Mike! Mike! It's too late, bud.
01:19:12Look! There's a way out now.
01:19:14Mike, Debbie, get her out of here. I'll draw attention.
01:19:16No! Dave, don't! We all make it!
01:19:19We can't, Debbie!
01:19:20Stop it! Get her out of here, Mike!
01:19:21Come on, Dave, what are you doing?
01:19:22Down, Mike!
01:19:28Come on, guys, move! Look for help!
01:19:32Over here!
01:19:56Come on, you damn clown!
01:20:01Come on, you!
01:20:03Come on, you!
01:20:17Come on! They're taking off!
01:20:35Come on, you!
01:20:57Come on, you!
01:21:18Oh, my God.
01:21:34Oh, my God.
01:21:44Oh, my God.
01:21:55Dave!
01:21:57Dave!
01:21:58Oh, oh.
01:22:00You made it.
01:22:02Oh.
01:22:03You got it, man.
01:22:05Wow, what a ride.
01:22:07Oh, that's the last time we let you drive.
01:22:10You're alive.
01:22:11Yeah, but I saw you guys get blown up in the ice cream truck.
01:22:15Oh, that?
01:22:16Well, we hid in the freezer with the ice cream.
01:22:18Anybody want a dipsicle?
01:22:19Oh, you and your ice cream.
01:22:21What?
01:22:21How are we going to pay for the truck?
01:22:22Don't blame me.
01:22:23It was your idea.
01:22:24No, it wasn't.
01:22:25You're the one who said we could get girls.
01:22:26It's great.
01:22:26You said you could.
01:22:27I did not.
01:22:27You said you could.
01:22:30Oh, yeah.
01:22:31Well, you'd be a bit popsicle.
01:22:41Do you think it's over?
01:22:44Yeah, sure.
01:22:45Come on.
01:23:18Come on.
01:23:20Everybody's running when the circus comes into the town.
01:23:27Everybody's coming for the likes of the killer clown.
01:23:32Run out of space.
01:23:36Kill the clown.
01:23:40Run out of space.
01:23:43Jackie!
01:23:51The ringmaster shouts, let the show begin
01:23:55Send in the cups of the N.U.L.
01:23:59See a rubber nose on the painted face
01:24:02Bringing genocide to the yellow brick
01:24:06Time to take a ride on the Nightmare America Round
01:24:13You'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the Killer Clown
01:24:19From outer space
01:24:23Killer Clown, wow, wow, wow, ooh
01:24:26From outer space
01:24:31There's cotton candy in their hands
01:24:34There's a bucket on it and with a stock, a jacaranda
01:24:37Raft of peril, die of all the gold, oh, no
01:24:47Raft of peril
01:24:49Raft of peril
01:24:51Raft of peril
01:25:20Oh, look around, what do you see?
01:25:24Tell me what's become a few better days.
01:25:27The California shores to New York Times Square.
01:25:31Follow them, baby, everywhere.
01:25:34If you never want to ride, the population's going down.
01:25:42Leave it on the blood, the woman, the likes of the killer clown.
01:25:48From outer space, killer clown.
01:25:53Wow, wow, wow, wow, from outer space, killer clown.