00:00What would happen if Malta got mad and tried to take over the world?
00:03First thing Malta would do is get the small army they have and send them to attack Italy.
00:07However, their army would be too weak, leading to the Italians absolutely crushing them and making them surrender.
00:13Since they lost, Malta would have to pay a lot of money, which would enrage them,
00:17making them think of a revenge plan because they wouldn't have many soldiers.
00:21They would reach out to the United States and would get a loan of $100 million,
00:24which they would use to create an army.
00:27They would pay the Italian soldiers, who would switch sides and join the Malta army.
00:31Pretty soon, they would declare war once again, and since their army would be bigger,
00:35they would start pushing them back.
00:36However, Italians would soon reveal that this was just a trick, which would make the Maltese army crumble.
00:42With them surrendering again, they wouldn't be able to pay them any money,
00:45leading to Italians taking their entire land.
