00:00Oh god, I'm so thirsty.
00:02No, it's better not to use a straw darling. It's not very chic.
00:05You're not twelve years old anymore.
00:25So I'm here with, this is Caroline Demagri. How do I say it properly?
00:28Caroline Demagri.
00:30Oh shit, try again.
00:31Caroline Demagri.
00:34I think you're really stylish and French.
00:37And I got this book, you wrote some of it. This is my favourite page, okay?
00:42Which is, it says, always look as if you are gazing at the sunset,
00:47even during rush hour on the metro, even when picking up frozen pizza from the supermarket.
00:53How do I do that?
00:54You're inspired, you're thinking about something more important than where you are right now.
01:00Something deep.
01:02You're smiling, that's not good.
01:04Did I get sexier? Here's the other one I've got to learn, okay.
01:08The pout.
01:09Over it equals sexy.
01:12No, you're a little bored.
01:13Okay, a little bored.
01:15Because you have to pretend that you would be happier somewhere else reading a book,
01:20which you don't have to read.
01:22I can't read.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Yeah?
01:26Yeah, that's quite good.
01:27Do it again.
01:33God.
01:34Okay, do you want me to give me your heart, your like,
01:35like if you had to like tell a simple Australian girl, such as myself,
01:40a hit list of how to be Parisian?
01:42Well, it would be not to care about it.
01:48The idea would be to stop having complex about what you can do and not do
01:52and to stop running after perfection.
01:55Because it does not exist.
01:57Perfection does not exist.
01:58So just give it up.
01:59You know?
02:00And so...
02:00I swear to God I got it this morning.
02:03I was perfect at like 10 a.m.
02:05That's over now.
02:06Who told you that?
02:07Me, in the mirror.
02:09I'll go eat some French pastries,
02:10because we're at a French bakery and you're French.
02:12That's very sweet.
02:15What the hell is that?
02:17A cronut?
02:18Do you think cronets are French?
02:21Cronut.
02:21They're like a thing.
02:22Nut.
02:22Cronut.
02:23Cronut.
02:24It's not...
02:25I'm hungry.
02:26I could tell you all this.
02:29Well, no you can't,
02:30because French women don't get fat.
02:32So, I'll just eat it by myself.
