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Darkest Dungeon transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11KUzKn1k5VOKMLxV0WEG-DTz_baVtAxY39gLh4shi_M/

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00:02Incest has come to our family.
00:06You remember my father and mother, corpulent and maniacal.
00:12Let me share with you the terrible extent of their degeneracy.
00:18Our family name once so well regarded is now retarded.
00:23Our home was a hive of unbridled hedonism.
00:28Once, we had consumed a prodigious amount of meth, crack, heroin, ecstasy, wine and killer whale semen.
00:37As intoxication took hold, father began to finger my younger sister, licking her dirt covered feet.
00:45Meanwhile mother stuck her hand inside my pungent ear, shifting it back and forth.
00:51So aroused was I by this grotesque molestation that I began furiously masturbating.
00:59After some time no longer able to hold it in, my spasmodically squirming throbbing thing unleashed an impressive mass of
01:08white fluid which rained upon us all.
01:12Indulging in ever more disturbing fetishes, we defecated on my sister's face.
01:21And father delivered his twisted half-human member into her filthy mouth.
01:25While mother and I sucked on his flopping misshapen tosticles, thinking of sweat and manure.
01:33Despite having just ejaculated, my licentious impulse was limitless.
01:38And so I slipped the full extent of my twitching meat into a pig that I had stolen from our
01:45neighbor.
01:46Or perhaps, it was the neighbor's wife.
01:49I care not.
01:51So long as it has a hole.
01:54Accompanied by the swine's squeals, mother stuffed my sister's every orifice with moldy bread.
02:00So that it would attract the mischief of rats.
02:04Gnawing through her vulnerable flesh.
02:07Then father descended upon my squirming, contorting an ever-expanding penis.
02:14And gifted me with a powerful blow.
02:18Amidst the moans and cries, we summoned our family slave.
02:23A blundering mountain, black as death, wielding a raging erection of terrifying proportions.
02:33In his frantic savagery, this debased miscreant forced his cyclopean pillar into my gaping abyss.
02:42Reeling, gasping, I cried out from the overwhelming pain in my anus.
02:47My organs were pushed together.
02:50My ass folded in on itself, violating the laws of time and space.
02:57In bloodthirsty delight, mother took hold of a dagger and separated those long black inches from their owner.
03:06The brutish buffoon's sickening screams reverberated maddeningly.
03:11Until at last you collapsed from the inordinate exsanguination.
03:15As the poor nigger lay dying, we relieved ourselves on the writhing half-corpse.
03:22And so, he expired, awash in blood, and pissed, and shit, and cum.
03:30Calls for celebration.
03:32We brought out all manner of rabid animals.
03:35As I defiled a number of sheep and other livestock, I saw my mother doing unnameable things to a whimpering
03:44dog.
03:44My father being plowed by a horse of prodigious size.
03:49My rat infested sister being ravaged by a pack of wolves.
03:54And the pig I had penetrated so enthusiastically, fucking the dead slave.
03:59It was an orgy of indescribable frenzy.
04:04And now, the true test.
04:06It was time for me to enter my mother.
04:10Hideous matriarch.
04:12Vile queen of the virulent queens.
04:14Her malformed cunt.
04:16A maddening aperture to realms beyond human understanding.
04:20We are born of this thing.
04:23Made from it.
04:25And I undertook to return to it.
04:28The creature's putrid flesh-ridden halls are vast beyond measure.
04:34And must be pleasured from within.
04:36I stepped over the threshold.
04:39The smell of rotting fish was almost unbearable.
04:42But I pressed on.
04:45Ever deeper.
04:46Into my mother's tenebrous snatch.
04:49This twisted cavernous maze was a landfill of ancient corpses.
04:54Dropped forever in the toxic sludge.
04:57And in one forgotten corner of this place.
05:00I found an old computer.
05:03All the decadent horrors I have seen.
05:06Pale in comparison to what was on that damnable machine.
05:09I could not look.
05:11Nor could I look away.
05:13The computer was running Windows Vista.
05:16I can still see it in my nightmares.
05:19An incoherent operating system and a diluting evil.
05:23It is a travesty.
05:27An abomination of technology.
05:30It must be destroyed.
05:31Driven mad by its terrible existence.
05:34I fled laughing and wailing through those foul genitals.
05:38Having escaped the rancid void.
05:42I murdered my debauched family with a pistol.
05:46Pew pew pew.
05:48Finally, I brought them back.
05:50So that we may do it all over again.
05:53In an eternal cycle of salacious bloodshed.
05:56The dead reaping the dead.
05:58On and on.
06:00Down the years.
06:02Forever.

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