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00:00Hey, I want those photos.
00:02I didn't give you permission to photograph me.
00:04I want the photos.
00:06Do you understand?
00:07Take them!
00:10Let's handle it with the police.
00:11Okay, yeah, we can do that.
00:13Why don't you just take a shower and take a snake?
00:16There's your breath.
00:17Give you the dentist.
00:17That's right.
00:20I didn't give you permission to photograph me.
00:22Yes, you did.
00:23No, I didn't.
00:23Yes, you did.
00:24I have an AI version of you that's typically dead.
00:26I want you to take pictures.
00:30They're not going to come.
00:31They don't care about you.
00:39Fifty-second photo.
00:41Get your fucking hands off me, you old bitch.
00:49Get the fuck away from me.
00:50Get that off of me.
00:52I didn't give you permission to photograph me.
00:54Now this is just dangerous.
01:03Hello?
01:04I do.
01:05Yes, can you help me?
01:07I'm at the Chase Bank on Bell Road.
01:10This is exciting.
01:12This guy is photographing me.
01:14I didn't give him permission.
01:15And then he attacked me.
01:16Yeah.
01:17He hit me.
01:18That's right.
01:19You did.
01:19I got it on film.
01:20You hit me.
01:21I want the police.
01:22This guy is photographing me without my consent.
01:25Oh, no.
01:26Not in America.
01:27You hit me without my consent.
01:29You fucking attacked me, you idiot.
01:32Yeah.
01:35He's photographing me right now.
01:37Quit touching me.
01:38You kept going for my stuff.
01:39The other one keeps lunging at me, motherfucker.
01:41I got you on film.
01:42Get used to it.
01:44I want his photographs.
01:46I did not give him permission.
01:48He's continuing.
01:49He's on a sidewalk.
01:53Get that bin number.
01:55Get away from my truck.
01:57I will hit you again, motherfucker.
01:58You go ahead.
01:59Get away from my vehicle.
02:01Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
02:03-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
02:04Get your lights to play.
02:05I hate to wait.
02:11I'm pulling the parking lot.
02:12Yeah, now you just bug with my stuff, too.
02:15Assault.
02:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:16You're trying.
02:19Get away from my truck.
02:26What I thought you back down, bitch.
02:36That was exciting, wasn't it?
02:38I had the Sparta kick that old guy.
02:46I was not expecting that.
02:48Oh yeah, he kicked my ship right here.
03:03Now, I am not going to be the cop caller, that's not going to be my thing, but if you
03:07assault
03:07me and then call the cops on me, I will press charges.
03:10My shoulder hurts.
03:15I wasn't expecting him to attack, that was kind of fun though, to be honest.
03:22You're going to jail, you're going to jail, you're going to jail, you're going to jail,
03:27you're going to jail, or it could be me, it all depends on the cop's attitude, I'm curious
03:30how much I filmed it at, I've never had to fight with a camera in my hand.
03:38I need to go home and toke on some Papa's little helper when I get home.
03:42I've got a little anxiety going on right now.
03:45My shoulder hurts.
03:46My shoulder hurts.
03:47What did you do to my shoulder, man?
03:51Oh, that's a capture behind me.
03:57Nice.
03:58Greetings officer, how are you doing today?
03:59I'm doing well, how are you?
04:00I'm a little bit better.
04:02What's your name?
04:03My name's Dan.
04:04Nice to meet you.
04:05Very nice to meet you.
04:06That's all you know, I'm filming the bank, I'm doing first amendment audit.
04:08That guy there sees me, pulls his truck up here, jumps out, grabs me, and starts wrestling
04:12me, so I slam him in my face, I swear to kick him, got him off me, came at me
04:16again, kicked
04:16all my stuff across the parking lot, now he's just sitting there.
04:19Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Appreciate you showing up and being cool when you show up.
04:24I can tell by your attitude, you're a good dude.
04:25I appreciate that.
04:25Thank you so much.
04:26No problem at all.
04:27When did this happen?
04:28Right now.
04:29Oh yeah, exactly.
04:30He's sitting there waiting for you guys.
04:31He thinks that since he attacked me, you're going to arrest me for it.
04:33Okay.
04:34I've got it all on film.
04:35I mean, I was fighting while I was doing it, so you can clearly see me just standing
04:37here and him coming up.
04:38Can you show me that?
04:39Yeah, sure.
04:40Why not?
04:40I got my butt on.
04:41Let me get my body cam going just in case something interesting.
04:42No worries.
04:43Absolutely.
04:43I appreciate you, man.
04:45Besides this, how's your day going?
04:46Other than that, dude.
04:47Yeah, go right ahead, sir.
04:49So, I mean, I'm not normally a cop caller.
04:52So, since he called the cops and he's the one who assaulted, I would like to press charges
04:55on him.
04:55Okay.
04:56Do I have to give up all my information in order to do that?
04:58Yes?
04:59Yes.
04:59Okay.
04:59You know what?
05:00I will.
05:00I will.
05:01Are you guys going to arrest him today?
05:03Or is this how you're just going to talk to him and let him go?
05:05Because that changes everything.
05:06I understand that.
05:06So, I don't have the answer to that.
05:07So, if you want to hold on to your information, it won't bother you.
05:09Okay.
05:09And while I got you, can I get your name and badge number, please?
05:11I'll be happy.
05:12My first name is Tony.
05:12Last name is Joseph.
05:13My badge number is 2351.
05:15Awesome.
05:15Thank you, sir.
05:15And I'm with Surprise VD.
05:17My name is Sgt.
05:17Billable.
05:18My badge is 2254.
05:20I like to highlight the good cops, man.
05:22You know?
05:22I appreciate it.
05:22I appreciate you guys coming and being cool.
05:24Yeah.
05:24The reason why I told you, like, I'm not just because I don't know what his version of the
05:27video is.
05:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:28I saw the video.
05:29From my video like it does, would you say just from my video alone, that would be enough
05:32to arrest a man for coming out and attacking me?
05:34Yes.
05:35Okay, cool.
05:35Well, then, you go and you're going to do your thing and if you are willing to arrest
05:38him for what he just did, because like I said, I'm not, but if you attack me and
05:41call the cops on me, are you attacking me?
05:42I'm just going to set a precedent that I'm going to press charges on you.
05:44I understand that.
05:45So I'm willing to, you know, do whatever needs to be done.
05:48I'll give you my information.
05:49I'm not fugitive.
05:50I'm not trying to hide.
05:50I just don't want to give it up if I don't have it.
05:52I respect that.
05:53No problem at all.
05:54Cool.
05:55I'm going to wait until they finish talking to my partner over there.
05:57Cool.
05:57And then I'll speak with the officer.
05:59This isn't my call.
05:59I'm just assisting.
06:00Okay, right, go.
06:01Whose call is it?
06:02I believe it's one of those officers.
06:05I hope it's him because he showed up way sooner than she did.
06:07We're all coming from that response.
06:08Yeah, it is cool.
06:09So let me speak with my partner.
06:11Figure out what we have.
06:12I'll explain to him your desires.
06:13All right.
06:13Are you injured at all?
06:14Do you need anything?
06:15I mean, I'm not injured, but my shoulder does hurt.
06:17I don't know if it's yanking it from me or something, but my shoulder is definitely hurting,
06:20but nothing I'm calling an ambulance for.
06:21Okay.
06:21If you change your mind and it hurts more and you want an ambulance.
06:24I mean, you know it is.
06:25It's tomorrow.
06:25I'll find out how much pain I'm really in.
06:27Exactly.
06:28Just letting you know.
06:29If you change your mind, you want somebody to come check you out?
06:30Please let me know.
06:31Thank you very much.
06:31You're welcome, sir.
06:32It's very nice to meet you.
06:33Very nice.
06:34Take your time, man.
06:34Okay.
06:38Okay, so as you heard, I showed them the video and I said what I want, man.
06:42You're going to attack me.
06:42I'm going to press charges.
06:48Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain.
06:52You're going to jail.
07:02Ah, bedtime.
07:14Do you think he's regretting that decision right about now?
07:22Oh I will fight back man. I'm not a fighter but I don't take an ass whooping
07:26lightly. You touch me I touch right back. So you'll notice that I when he came up
07:35I got between my camera and him. That's because this this phone is the most
07:38expensive thing I own by far. My face will heal if you punch it. My camera will
07:43not. So therefore I am not putting my phone between me and whoever is coming
07:47at me. Do a little powwow over here. What do you think they're talking about?
07:54It happens.
08:00Yep, he's getting arrested.
08:07Oh what a good day!
08:10It's all boring and shit till you showed up. Thanks buddy.
08:13You made my day. My shoulder still hurts.
08:17What did you do to my shoulder?
08:20Did you try to? Was it yanking that out of my hand?
08:23I am. We're gonna have to replay.
08:28Little princess?
08:29You don't call this violin for your fucking thing?
08:30You're a little princess bro. Stop.
08:32Now I'm a princess. Now you're calling me a bitch.
08:35You call that yourself?
08:36Nah, a princess in another word is also a bitch.
08:38You call that yourself. You need to step back.
08:40No, I ain't gotta step back.
08:41You need to step back.
08:42I can step forward, back, side to side, whatever I want to fucking do.
08:44Then give it a try. Give it a try.
08:47Forward.
08:47Keep going and touch me and you see what's gonna happen.
08:50I'm gonna sue the shit out of you. That's what's gonna happen. What are you gonna do?
08:54Okay, good.
08:55You want a reaction for somebody to touch you.
08:58You're crazy. Not you.
08:59You want somebody to touch you.
09:00Not you.
09:01So you can do exactly what you just said.
09:03Not you.
09:04Sue.
09:04Bring me.
09:05That's all you want.
09:06You don't know me.
09:06You don't know me.
09:07Everybody that comes in here doing this shit.
09:08No, but if you touch me, if you touch me, I will sue you.
09:13If you touch me, if you touch me, if you touch me, I will sue you.
09:16I have the right to be here. So give it a try.
09:18Go ahead and touch me.
09:20I don't know what it means.
09:20Go ahead and touch me.
09:22You're the one making threats.
09:23You're the one making threats.
09:23You're doing any business.
09:24I am. These videos are being taxed.
09:26And I pay thousands of dollars by the fucking US government.
09:28Dummy, you're stupid.
09:29Now you call me a dummy and stupid again.
09:32Yep.
09:32Which I can take offenses.
09:33And what you, well, I can take your fucking ass off.
09:36Oh, really?
09:36Okay, that's a threat.
09:37Good.
09:38But when the police comes over, I'll be more than glad to show the threat.
09:41Tell them.
09:41I'll show them the threat.
09:42I'll tell them straight out.
09:43You keep offending me the way you call me stupid and all that.
09:45Okay.
09:45I can take it to another level and then go that way.
09:49Okay.
09:49So go ahead and tell the police when they arrive and we'll see how that works.
09:51It don't matter.
09:52Yes, it does.
09:53Did I touch you?
09:54You're making threats of bodily harm.
09:57So we'll see who's in trouble and who's not because I'm going all the way with this.
10:01I can walk you down to the Supreme Court.
10:03I don't need you to walk me anywhere, bro.
10:05Who the hell are you?
10:05We can go to the federal court.
10:07You're crazy.
10:08We can go to that court right now.
10:09You're crazy.
10:09We can go to the Penn County Courthouse.
10:11You're crazy.
10:12Which other courthouse you want to go to?
10:13Hell, if you want to, we can walk right across the street.
10:15You're crazy, sir.
10:16When the police shows up and you do the walk of shame and I want an apology, all right?
10:20When you do the walk of shame, I want an apology, okay?
10:23Walk of shame and an apology.
10:24That's going to be, you're going to be, you're going to go right back over there doing the
10:27long walk of shame.
10:28You're going to go back in the office and she's going to sit there like a dummy for creating
10:32this whole issue.
10:33You're going to go again.
10:33I can say whatever I want.
10:35All the people named.
10:35Good.
10:36Yes, I am.
10:37It's the first amendment.
10:38It's the first amendment.
10:39You're an idiot.
10:39And so are you.
10:40You're a dumbass.
10:41You're, you're, you are, you are, you are, you are.
10:44Hey, that's all you can say is you are, you are, you are.
10:47You need to get away from me.
10:48You don't like to be called the same thing that you're calling other people.
10:51Because you're interfering with me.
10:52You're being disordering.
10:53I'm not interfering with you doing nothing.
10:55You're being disordering.
10:55Look at the cameras.
10:56Look at this guy.
10:57Hey, I got that camera there.
10:59I got that camera there.
10:59Good, good.
11:00They'll see you good.
11:01They'll see you making and get getting really close to me.
11:03That is good.
11:04Cameras everywhere.
11:05Good.
11:05I even got a camera sitting right there.
11:07And you got one right here recording everything.
11:09And I'm going to show the police when they arrive.
11:10Show it to them.
11:11Good.
11:12You're tired.
11:12I want you to show it to them.
11:13Good.
11:14And I'll show them when you made the threats.
11:15And we'll see who's in trouble and who's not.
11:17I want you to show everything.
11:19Good.
11:20And I want you to show them the same portion of the video.
11:24Everything, 16 minutes.