00:00These are absolutely hacks only older Americans know.
00:03New shoes killing your feet.
00:04Sneaks into the bathroom and stuff one of your wife's maxi pads under your soles.
00:08Trust me, it works a hundred times better than overpriced sports insoles,
00:12and she'll never notice one missing.
00:14Kneeling on hard floors ruining your knees.
00:16Duct tape old flip-flops directly to your legs.
00:19The most hardcore DIY knee pads in history.
00:21You can work all day without breaking a sweat.
00:23Want to look taller than your brother-in-law in group photos?
00:26Roll up a sanitary pad and shove it tight into your heel.
00:29Zero-cost physical lift, and it's definitely more stable than your crumbling marriage.
00:33Cut the top off an empty plastic bottle.
00:35Hot glue it dead tight to a sponge, and fill it with dish soap.
00:38You just built an auto-dispensing scrubber.
00:41I guarantee this thing outlives your broken dishwasher.
00:43Lose knives in the drawer going to ruin your hands?
00:46Swipe a pad from your wife, cut it open, and wrap it around the blade.
00:49Perfect blade guard.
00:50If she asks why they're running out so fast, just play dumb.
00:53Spilling liquid everywhere when filling the iron?
00:56Stick a spoon in the hole to act as a guide chute.
00:58Not a single drop spilled.
01:00Remember to wash it secretly and put it back.
01:02Never tell her what you did with that spoon.
01:04Stop wasting money on fancy peelers.
01:06Crumple up a ball of foil and scrub hard.
01:08It peels a potato perfectly clean in two swipes.
01:11Brutally simple and highly efficient.
