00:00they love doing that type of shit
00:01I didn't even spend enough time around the improv shit
00:05to hate it as much as it was always
00:06kind of a hack joke in comedy
00:08everyone had to shit on improv
00:10but I grew up thinking improv was good
00:12because a lot of the most talented people were in it
00:14and then went on to SNL and shit back in the day
00:17but then it just became like a pyramid scheme
00:19or something
00:20for empty NPCs
00:21podcasts started and people figured out about UCB
00:24and people who sucked ass kept going
00:26so this is
00:28but yeah there's a UCB near my favorite pho place
00:30so when I'm having a weird day
00:33I just want to walk in there
00:34and listen to We Might Be Drunk like Travis Bickle
00:36and eat my pho
00:37I have to walk by these people
00:39that are playing hacky sack
00:42with an imaginary ball
00:45and you just look at them
00:47and they are
00:47it's just so tragic
00:48there's so many people out there
00:50where I wish I could
00:53find it in my heart to see them as humans
00:56but I don't
00:57it's tough
00:59because they're people who
01:01it's tough
01:01they're adults who wish Peter Pan was real
01:02and I'm fully sober right now
01:04and I actually believe that
01:06they're bugs
01:07you're a bug
01:08you're a bug
01:09and by the way
01:11bug
01:11by the way
01:12by the way
01:12I'm also a bug
01:13but I have the decency to not be a bug
01:16putting a top hat on
01:17pretending I'm not a bug
01:18yeah
01:19embrace that you're a fucking bug
01:21enough
01:23enough of this
01:24bug life
01:25bug life
01:25exactly
01:27I just want to see people
01:30really go for it
01:31you know
01:32Devin really thinks he's better than everybody
01:34unbelievable
01:36Devin thinks he's better than
01:37an asshole
01:38in a Hawaiian shirt
01:39in a top hat
01:40saying m'lady
01:40outside an improv thing
01:42you really look down
01:43on everybody
01:44everybody who
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