00:02Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and good evening to the rest of you as well.
00:08We've ceased being particular.
00:12Tonight's story touches on racing and is called On The Nose.
00:19But before we see it, a very worthy organization would like to make this urgent appeal.
00:31Come on, baby, work with me people, all right.
00:34Hello, Mrs. Kensington.
00:37Why don't you have a model for me, Mrs. Kensington?
00:40You know how Mr. Kensington knows about that.
00:43Oh, behave.
00:45Oh, yeah.
00:47Yeah, baby.
00:52Right, let me show you, baby.
00:54There ain't no woman.
00:55It's a man-man.
01:12The hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
01:23Sauron has regained much of his former strength.
01:26He cannot yet take physical form, but his spirit has lost none of its potency.
01:33A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins.
01:37And what about very old friends?
01:40There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.
01:48In the year 3434 of the Second Age, High King of Gondor, and the finding of the Ring of Power.
02:01Oh, well, I'm tired and so weary, but I must go alone, till the Lord, the Lord comes and calls
02:18me away, oh, yeah.
02:27Can I stay with you?
02:29Please, I don't want to go back there.
02:31You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.
02:33Oh, this is going to be fun.
02:35We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles.
02:40You're a mean green fighting machine, and together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
02:50The Sarah Siddons Award for Distinguished Achievement is perhaps unknown to you.
02:55It has been spared the sensational and commercial publicity that attend such questionable honours as the Pulitzer Prize,
03:02and those awards presented annually by that film society.
03:06The Distinguished Looking Gentleman is an extremely old actor.
03:11Being an actor, he will go on speaking for some time.
03:14It is not important that you hear what he says.
03:21Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
03:24I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
03:29I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
03:34This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
03:38I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me.
03:49My first guest is a good friend.
03:50He's a super actor.
03:52You know he's been nominated for Oscars eight times.
03:55He's won twice, and currently he's been nominated again for his most outstanding performance in Missing.
04:01Would you welcome, please, Mr. Jack Lemmon.
04:07And don't be so gloomy.
04:09After all, it's not that awful.
04:11Now, what the fellow said,
04:13in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias,
04:15they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed.
04:18But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.
04:22In Switzerland, they had brotherly love.
04:24And they had 500 years of democracy and peace.
04:27And what did that produce?
04:28A cuckoo clock.
04:30So long, Holly.
04:34You have the wrong room.
04:36Do you know an A.J. Henderson from New York?
04:39No, I don't.
04:39You have the wrong room, sir.
04:42Take a seat.
04:44I didn't quite catch your name.
04:46Lieutenant Colombo, Los Angeles Police Department.
04:49Not knowing who you were, and since I intended to pilot Mr. Henderson away from his firm to my firm,
04:56I naturally denied knowing him.
05:00When hinges creak in doorless chambers,
05:06and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls,
05:12whenever candlelights flicker,
05:15where the air is deathly still,
05:19that is the time when ghosts are present,
05:24practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.
05:30Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
05:34Let me share with you a vision of the future which offers hope.
05:38It is that we embark on a program
05:40to counter the awesome Soviet missile threat
05:44with measures that are defensive.
05:50You talking to me?
05:53You talking to me?
05:56Well, then, who the hell else are you talking to?
05:58You talking to me?
06:00Well, I'm the only one here.
06:06I be Blackbeard.
06:09Your name be Edwiner Mansfield.
06:16Little Robin Redbreast.
06:18I be a great lover of nature.
06:21However, we'll go into that later.
06:25Arr, fiery wench, eh?
06:29I tell you what, me, Johnny.
06:31On certain times, I like sex.
06:33You know, like after a cigarette.
06:36My wife is different.
06:38After we have sex, she never wants a cigarette.
06:40She says one drag is enough.
06:46My name is Bond.
06:48James Bond.
06:50The lady will have a Bacardi on the rocks.
06:54When I kill, it's on the specific orders of my government.
06:57Those I kill are themselves killers.
07:03That owl don't need no manager.
07:06But you can't buy what I'm going to give you.
07:09I mean, I've got pain and I've got experience.
07:11Well, I've got pain and I've got experience, too.
07:15I need your help about ten years ago, right?
07:17If you wanted help, why didn't you just ask me, kid?
07:21Look, I asked, but you never heard nothing.
07:23I, uh, I'm 76 years old.
07:27After ten years, you come to my house.
07:29Huh?
07:29What's the matter?
07:30You don't like my house.
07:31My house stinks?
07:33That's right.
07:34It stinks!
07:38So far, America has fought this Gulf War pretty much at arm's length, using long-range weapons
07:44and high technology to keep casualties down.
07:48This is modern warfare, but as NBC's Mike Vetter in Saudi Arabia reminds us tonight, soldiers
07:54still fall under enemy fire.
07:56Mike?
08:01I wish I was in New Orleans
08:10I can see it in my dreams
08:31Real witches can take on many forms, transforming from one to another right before your very eyes.
08:39Or maybe witches are pure fantasy, dare to enter this world where everything is not as
08:46it seems, where an innocent traveler such as you can find yourself on dark paths in perilous
08:53lands, inhabited by strange and magical beasts.
09:02In that gaudy, glass-walled, tropical fishbowl that is Hollywood, it's nice to know that a
09:09couple of small fish can find happiness.
09:12RKO contract players Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
09:16have gotten themselves married overnight, in a romantic whirl.
09:20Good luck to them both.
09:22And that's all from your New York correspondent, Walter Winchell.
09:25Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. North America and all the ships at sea.
09:29Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile would eat him last.
09:35All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured.
09:44But I fear, I fear greatly, the storm will not pass.
09:50It will rage and it will roar ever more loudly.
09:59That's heart and soul, baby.
10:03Hey, I got a dedication here, it's for a friend of the old wolfman.
10:07And he wants me to play the next song for a blonde young lady and a thunderbird.
10:13A white t-bird, you understand.
10:15A white t-bird, you understand.
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