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OMG imagine treating your husband like absolute garbage, only to find out he is a LITERAL GOD?! 😱 Kai really thought her world-famous ex was better than Duke. Big mistake! In "Surf God's Revenge", the 5-year curse is finally over, and Duke is taking his magic board and his dignity back! The karma is going to hit her harder than a tidal wave! Grab your snacks for this epic identity reveal! 🍿🌊
⭐GENRE: Toxic Romance, Love Triangle, All-Too-Late, Drama
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OMG imagine treating your husband like absolute garbage, only to find out he is a LITERAL GOD?! 😱 Kai really thought her world-famous ex was better than Duke. Big mistake! In "Surf God's Revenge", the 5-year curse is finally over, and Duke is taking his magic board and his dignity back! The karma is going to hit her harder than a tidal wave! Grab your snacks for this epic identity reveal! 🍿🌊
⭐GENRE: Toxic Romance, Love Triangle, All-Too-Late, Drama
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00:05And I know how to kick your ass.
00:07You think so?
00:09Let's go then.
00:19Duke, stop showing off.
00:21Chad's a professional athlete.
00:22You're a professional stoner.
00:23You don't want to fight him.
00:27Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:29Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:33I don't know what happened out there.
00:34I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:36Don't sweat it.
00:37The sponsorship's yours.
00:38You looked amazing.
00:39But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:42It's not just about your surfing.
00:45You're hot, and you've got a great man behind you.
00:50Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:59We've got to celebrate Mai Tai.
01:01Yes, absolutely.
01:03Fix the wax on my new board.
01:09She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
01:12One more day, and she can have it.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:35Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
02:00Where's my surfboard?
02:03Looking for this god of the island?
02:16Slow there, big boy.
02:18Give me my board back, sea hag.
02:21Okay.
02:23Okay.
02:25Okay.
02:37My board.
02:39How did you do that?
02:40You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
02:43I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
02:46I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
02:49But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
02:56Marry my boat.
03:01Your daughter?
03:03I've seduced many sailors in my day.
03:09One had strong swimmers.
03:14But I'm immortal.
03:17If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
03:19I won't.
03:20It could never last.
03:22Five years.
03:24Look after her for five years.
03:26Help her find success.
03:29On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
03:31You can surf again.
03:33And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
03:40Okay.
03:43Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
03:51You tell me.
04:22I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
04:27I give it six months.
04:29Six months.
04:40We look so cute.
04:43I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
04:48Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
04:52I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
04:54I don't.
04:55I don't.
04:57Spoiler alert.
04:58She did care.
04:59And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
05:02But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
05:04and I was determined to keep that vow.
05:07No matter how hard it was.
05:08And it was very hard.
05:20Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
05:25And I've been her loyal supporters.
05:32In three days, I get my co-aboard back and I can surf again.
05:35But until then,
05:37my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
05:40She loves coconut water.
05:43Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
05:52Duke.
05:53Duke.
05:55Morning, sunshine.
05:57Don't sunshine me.
05:58You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
06:01That beach life, though, right?
06:02What were you even doing out there so early?
06:05Getting stoned?
06:06Something like that.
06:08Unbelievable.
06:09I need you on point today.
06:10I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple,
06:13might arrive early for the expo.
06:15Don't worry, babe.
06:16I got you.
06:27This is not the brand I like.
06:30It's not any brand.
06:31It's fresh.
06:34How hard is it to get the right brand?
06:36Did you forget because you were high?
06:39I'll get the kind you like next time.
06:47We were happy once,
06:50but the honeymoon is over.
07:04Oh my God, that's her.
07:06Angela Lee, the single most important person
07:09in the world of surfing.
07:11No, that's the most important person
07:13in the world of surfing.
07:16That old guy?
07:17Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
07:19He's the real power.
07:20Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu
07:22and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
07:26Oh no.
07:30Oh, I gotta go.
07:43Dad, no!
07:45Dad, no!
07:45Dad, no!
07:46Dad, no!
07:47Dad, no!
08:14He's here!
08:18Oh.
08:31Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
08:35Not as good as I used to be,
08:37but I can still catch a wave.
08:39Thank you for saving my life.
08:55You're the god of the island.
08:57Please, no one can know my identity.
09:00Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
09:03Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
09:07Anything.
09:10My wife, Kaikua,
09:12is one of the best surfers in the world,
09:14and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
09:16Angela!
09:22Your leg!
09:23It's completely healed!
09:25Did you do this?
09:27I wish I had healing powers.
09:29I told you I went after him,
09:31but the god of the island rescued your dad.
09:34He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
09:37Well, thank you for helping.
09:39He needs our help too.
09:40His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
09:43Wife?
09:44Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
09:55Hey, Kaikua.
09:56Remember Chad from high school?
09:59How could she forget?
10:00If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A.
10:01and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
10:03she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
10:10Chad was my past.
10:12Yeah, the one that got away.
10:16He was so hot.
10:18And strong.
10:20God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
10:25He could turn every girl into a spinner.
10:27You guys!
10:28If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back,
10:31what would you say?
10:34Well, I am married,
10:36and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
10:38Hey, ladies.
10:41Kai, we should get going.
10:45Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
10:48Jealous much?
10:51I'm not ready to go yet.
10:53Did you forget?
10:54Forget what?
10:56We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
10:59The expo is the same day as our anniversary,
11:02so I made the reservation for today.
11:06I can't.
11:07Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
11:10Don't worry about that.
11:12You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
11:15What would you know about it?
11:20No way, bro.
11:21Is it really him?
11:22Oh, my God.
11:23His abs look hard as rocks.
11:26I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
11:36Chad?
11:39Hey, boo.
11:40I'm in town for the expo.
11:43We knew he'd be here,
11:44but we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
11:50Bring it in for the real thing.
12:02Chad, can you sign my board?
12:04Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
12:07Duh.
12:08Of course I am.
12:10He's even hotter in person.
12:12She used to date him.
12:14Used to?
12:16How could you let a guy like that get away?
12:20So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
12:23I really think Angela should see me surf.
12:26And Chad is already sponsored by them,
12:27so it would help to see us together.
12:29For branding.
12:30You don't mind, right?
12:32No worries.
12:32We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
12:37Let's go.
12:46Look at them.
12:47They're perfect together.
12:49So interesting.
12:50Made for each other.
13:01So which one is your wife?
13:03The one on the board with Chad?
13:05Interesting.
13:07She's good.
13:08Really good.
13:08She's the best.
13:13You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
13:15Yeah?
13:16I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
13:18Thank you, Chad.
13:20But I can handle it.
13:22I'm a big girl.
13:27I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
13:29I know every single part of you, and would love to get reacquainted.
13:34I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
13:39Oh, hey, dude.
13:41You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
13:46I'm Kai's board.
13:47I'm Kai's husband.
13:49I'm Kai's husband.
13:51Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
13:57Five years.
13:58For five years, I protected and loved you.
14:01But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
14:09I caught your favorite fish myself.
14:12And you've been out all day with Chad.
14:17You're cold.
14:18I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
14:22Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
14:23I'm tight with Angela.
14:25I got your back like a bikini string.
14:29Thanks so much, Chad.
14:31It's the least I can do.
14:33You know, I never forgot you.
14:35Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
14:39I'm married.
14:41You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
14:44Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
14:48Duke's actually really sweet.
14:51Sweet?
14:52Yeah.
14:53He's a total simp.
14:55Dump him or don't.
14:57I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
15:07There's an extra board here.
15:10It's a gift for you.
15:12A fish.
15:14This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
15:18Duke designed my board himself.
15:21You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
15:25Plus, this is a quick maple board.
15:27That's what Angela wants to see you on.
15:30Good point.
15:33See you on the beach, boo.
15:38Catch any big ones?
15:40It was okay.
15:41Lots of close outs today.
15:42I made dinner for our anniversary.
15:45Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
15:48Sorry.
15:49I ate already.
15:56New board?
15:58Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
16:01A quick maple should build a board for you.
16:03Like I did.
16:04This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
16:06It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
16:08Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
16:10He won gold.
16:11You don't even surf.
16:13I know the island's waves.
16:14I'll think about it.
16:15So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
16:18Are you sore?
16:18Do you want a massage?
16:27I am sore.
16:28I'm going to go in the hot tub.
16:30Want some company?
16:31No thanks.
16:32I'm not in the mood.
16:33Too sore.
16:49Oh, Chad.
16:51Yes, Chad.
16:54She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
17:01Duke?
17:06You forgot your towel.
17:08Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
17:18Aren't you going to say anything?
17:20What do you want me to say?
17:21Do you even care?
17:23Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
17:25I care.
17:27If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
17:29Why did you never learn to surf?
17:35I was the best surfer in the world.
17:38But your mom cursed me.
17:41What does that have to do with anything?
17:43Because it's weird.
17:45You're like obsessed with surfers.
17:48You make custom surfboards.
17:50You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
17:53But you can't even surf.
17:56That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
17:59So you can leech off me.
18:02That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
18:06Because you don't actually care about anything.
18:08Except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
18:14You want me out of your life?
18:18Give it a few more days.
18:30Nah, bro.
18:30You're caking it on.
18:32You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
18:34That's right for cold water like Malibu.
18:36On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
18:39This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax?
18:42Not on wax, not on wax, on the water I live on.
18:49Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
18:57I hoped I'd find you here.
19:06She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
19:08Let's see how she looks on her own.
19:10Angela, that bikini.
19:12She's still being worn by your boss.
19:17There she goes.
19:25I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
19:29It's purling.
19:40See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
19:42It wasn't the wax.
19:43It was your board.
19:46So it's my fault?
19:48I was trying to unlock her power.
19:50You've been holding her back.
19:51Up.
19:56What?
19:57I think what you meant to say was,
19:59you've been holding her up.
20:02You're a pro surfer, props on that.
20:04But I know my island.
20:05I know my break.
20:08And I know how to kick your ass.
20:10You think so?
20:12Let's go, then.
20:22Duke, stop showing off.
20:24Chad's a professional athlete.
20:25You're a professional stoner.
20:26You don't want to fight him.
20:30Is that the kind of guy you are?
20:32Need to be rescued by your girl?
20:36I don't know what happened out there.
20:37I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
20:39Don't sweat it.
20:40The sponsorship's yours.
20:41He looked amazing.
20:42But I just had an epic wipeout.
20:45It's not just about your surfing.
20:48You're hot.
20:49And you've got a great man behind you.
20:53Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
21:01We've got to celebrate my tie.
21:04Yes, absolutely.
21:06Fix the wax on my new board.
21:12She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
21:15One more day and she can have it.
21:21I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
21:25After I wiped out.
21:27And it's all thanks to you.
21:30I'd do anything for you.
21:44Oh no, you're going to be so sticky.
21:48Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
21:51You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
21:55Yeah, I am really sticky actually.
22:26First I rode your waves.
22:29Now I'm going to ride your wife.
22:37What are you doing?
22:41Stop denying yourself.
22:43We both know you want this.
22:45Put your clothes on, Chad.
22:48You first.
22:52Give me back the towel, Chad.
22:54Come on, it's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
22:59Please don't do this.
23:01Don't worry, boo.
23:02Every girl likes it in the end.
23:04Help!
23:05Somebody help me!
23:06Help!
23:08Help!
23:15Ride this.
23:25How are you so strong?
23:32Does it make you feel strong?
23:34Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
23:36That's beta behavior.
23:39I thought you were a Chad.
23:41Please.
23:41I can't breathe.
23:43What are you doing to him?
23:57What is wrong with you?
23:59What is wrong with you?
24:00Me?
24:01He was assaulting my wife.
24:04This is a misunderstanding.
24:07Really?
24:08You were crying for help.
24:10He spilled a drink on me.
24:11I was just cleaning up.
24:14And how did he end up naked?
24:16He was just changing.
24:18You came in at the wrong time.
24:20Timing, bro.
24:21It's everything.
24:22In surfing and in love.
24:24Can you please just take me home?
24:27You can stay here if you want, boo.
24:30We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
24:34Let's go.
24:45I shouldn't have slapped you.
24:50You were being crazy, though.
24:52I thought you were going to kill him.
24:57Do you have anything to say?
25:00Why were you in his hotel room?
25:04I told you, he spilled a drink.
25:06I should have been there.
25:08But instead, you made me...
25:09If you wanted to come, you should have come.
25:11You are always doing this.
25:13You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
25:17Act like a man for once.
25:20You used to like that I was kind and giving.
25:22No.
25:23I like the way you fucked me that first time.
25:26I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
25:31That's really how you feel about our marriage?
25:37You're a sweet guy, Duke.
25:39But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
25:44If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is...
25:48You'd never be this successful without me.
25:52Get real, Duke.
25:54I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
25:57I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
26:02I feel bad for you.
26:05You think I'm just a glorified servant?
26:07Like you said, a leech.
26:10I need a real man.
26:12Not some stoner, beta, board waxing sponger.
26:16All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
26:19How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
26:26Then let's get a divorce.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:56Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
26:59God of the island.
27:21Where's my surfboard?
27:23Looking for this?
27:25God of the island?
27:36Whoa, there, big boy.
27:39Give me my board back, sea hag.
27:42Okay.
27:57My board.
27:59How did you do that?
28:00You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
28:03I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
28:07I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
28:10But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
28:16Marry my daughter.
28:21Your daughter?
28:23I've seduced many sailors in my day.
28:30One had strong swimmers.
28:35But I'm immortal.
28:37If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
28:39I won't.
28:40It could never last.
28:42Five years.
28:44Look after her for five years.
28:47Help her find success.
28:49On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
28:52You can surf again.
28:54And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
29:01Okay.
29:04Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
29:10You tell me.
29:43I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp.
29:47I give it six months.
30:01We look so cute.
30:03I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
30:08Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
30:12I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
30:14I don't.
30:16I don't.
30:18Spoiler alert.
30:19She did care.
30:20And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
30:22But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
30:25And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
30:29And it was very hard.
30:40Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
30:45And I've been her loyal supporters.
30:52In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
30:56But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
31:00She loves coconut water.
31:03Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
31:13Duke.
31:15Morning, sunshine.
31:17Don't sunshine me.
31:18You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
31:21That beach life, though, right?
31:23What were you even doing out there so early?
31:25Getting stoned?
31:27Something like that.
31:28Unbelievable.
31:29I need you on point today.
31:31I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
31:35Don't worry, babe.
31:36I got you.
31:39I got you.
31:48This is not the brand I like.
31:50It's not any brand.
31:51It's fresh.
31:54How hard is it to get the right brand?
31:56Did you forget because you were high?
31:59I'll get the kind you like next time.
32:08We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
32:25Oh, my God, that's her.
32:27Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
32:31No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
32:37That old guy?
32:38Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
32:39He's the real power.
32:40Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
32:46Oh, no.
32:50Oh, I gotta go.
33:00Oh, no!
33:04Dad, no!
33:06Oh, oh!
33:34He's here!
33:39Love you.
33:52Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
33:55Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
34:00Thank you for saving my life.
34:16You're the god of the island.
34:18Please, no one can know my identity.
34:20Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
34:23Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
34:27Anything.
34:30My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
34:36Angela!
34:42Your leg!
34:43It's completely healed!
34:46Did you do this?
34:47I wish I had healing powers.
34:50I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
34:54He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
34:57Well, thank you for helping.
34:59He needs our help, too.
35:01His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
35:03Wife?
35:04Don't worry.
35:05She's one hell of a surfer.
35:15Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
35:19How could she forget?
35:20If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
35:23she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
35:31Chad was my past.
35:32Yeah, the one that got away.
35:36He was so hot.
35:38And strong.
35:40God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
35:45He could turn every girl into a spinner.
35:47You guys!
35:49If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
35:55Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
35:59Hey, ladies.
36:01Kai, we should get going.
36:06Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
36:09Jealous much?
36:12I'm not ready to go yet.
36:14Did you forget?
36:15Forget what?
36:17We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
36:20The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
36:26I can't.
36:27Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
36:31Don't worry about that.
36:32You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
36:35What would you know about it?
36:41No way, bro.
36:41Is it really him?
36:43Oh, my God.
36:44His abs look hard as rocks.
36:46I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
36:57Chad?
36:59Hey, boo.
37:01I'm in town for the expo.
37:03We knew he'd be here.
37:05But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
37:10Bring it in for the real thing.
37:23Chad, can you sign my board?
37:25Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
37:28Duh.
37:28Of course I am.
37:30He's even hotter in person.
37:32She used to date him.
37:35Used to?
37:36How could you let a guy like that get away?
37:40So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
37:44I really think Angela should see me surf.
37:46And Chad is already sponsored by them,
37:48so it would help to see us together.
37:50For branding.
37:51You don't mind, right?
37:52No worries.
37:53We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
37:57Let's go.
38:07Look at them.
38:07They're perfect together.
38:09So amazing.
38:10Made for each other.
38:21So which one is your wife?
38:24The one on the board with Chad?
38:26Interesting.
38:27She's good.
38:28Really good.
38:29She's the best.
38:34You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
38:36Yeah?
38:36I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
38:39Thank you, Chad.
38:40But I can handle it.
38:42I'm a big girl.
38:48I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
38:50I know every single part of you, and would love to get reacquainted.
38:54I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
39:00Oh, hey, dude.
39:01You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
39:07I'm Kai's board.
39:08I'm Kai's husband.
39:09I'm Kai's husband.
39:11Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
39:17Five years.
39:19For five years, I protected and loved you.
39:21But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
39:29I caught your favorite fish myself.
39:33And you've been out all day with Chad.
39:37You're cold.
39:38I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
39:42Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
39:44I'm tight with Angela.
39:45I got your back like a bikini string.
39:49Thanks so much, Chad.
39:51It's the least I can do.
39:53You know, I never forgot you.
39:55Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
40:00I'm married.
40:01You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
40:04Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
40:09Duke's actually really sweet.
40:12Sweet?
40:12Yeah.
40:13He's a total sim.
40:15Dump him or don't.
40:18I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
40:27There's an extra board here.
40:30It's a gift for you.
40:33A fish.
40:34This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
40:39Duke designed my board himself.
40:41You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
40:45Plus, this is a quick maple board.
40:47That's what Angela wants to see you on.
40:51Good point.
40:53See you on the beach, boo.
40:59Catch any big ones?
41:00It was okay.
41:01Lots of close outs today.
41:03I made dinner.
41:04For our anniversary.
41:05Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
41:08Sorry, I ate already.
41:17New board?
41:18Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
41:21A quick maple should build a board for you.
41:23Like I did.
41:24This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
41:26It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
41:28Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
41:30He won gold.
41:31You don't even surf.
41:33I know the island's waves.
41:35I'll think about it.
41:36So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
41:38Are you sore?
41:39Do you want a massage?
41:47I am sore.
41:49I'm going to go in the hot tub.
41:50Want some company?
41:52No thanks.
41:52I'm not in the mood.
41:53Too sore.
41:56Too sore.
42:01Too sore.
42:02I'm sorry.
42:14She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
42:22Duke?
42:26You forgot your towel.
42:28Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
42:38Aren't you going to say anything?
42:40What do you want me to say?
42:42Do you even care?
42:43Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
42:46I care.
42:47If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
42:50Why did you never learn to surf?
42:55I was the best surfer in the world.
42:58Your mom cursed me.
43:01What does that have to do with anything?
43:03Because it's weird.
43:05You're like obsessed with surfers.
43:08You make custom surfboards.
43:11You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
43:13But you can't even surf.
43:17That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
43:19So you can leech off me.
43:22That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
43:26Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
43:34You want me out of your life?
43:38Give it a few more days.
43:50Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
43:52You're going to glue her feet to the board.
43:54That's right for cold water like Malibu.
43:56On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
44:00This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax.
44:03Not on wax.
44:04On the water I live on.
44:10Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
44:17I hoped I'd find you here.
44:26She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
44:29Let's see how she looks on her own.
44:30Angela, that bikini...
44:32It's still being worn by your boss.
44:38There she goes.
44:46I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
44:49It's purling.
45:00See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
45:02It wasn't the wax.
45:03It was your board.
45:07So it's my fault?
45:08I was trying to unlock her power.
45:10You've been holding her back.
45:11Up.
45:16What?
45:17I think what you meant to say was...
45:19You've been holding her up.
45:22You're a pro surfer.
45:23Props on that.
45:24But I know my island.
45:25I know my break.
45:28And I know how to kick your ass.
45:31You think so?
45:32Let's go then.
45:33Duke.
45:42Duke, stop showing off.
45:44Chad's a professional athlete.
45:45You're a professional stoner.
45:46You don't want to fight him.
45:51Is that the kind of guy you are?
45:52Need to be rescued by your girl?
45:56I don't know what happened out there.
45:58I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
46:00Don't sweat it.
46:00The sponsorship's yours.
46:02You looked amazing.
46:03But I just had an epic wipeout.
46:06It's not just about your surfing.
46:08You're hot.
46:09And you've got a great man behind you.
46:14Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
46:22We've got to celebrate Mai Tai.
46:24Yes, absolutely.
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