00:00O-M-G! Joy!
00:02I heard you're actually coming to a game!
00:04I am!
00:05My sister is a single mom, you miss that one so much.
00:08I'm not gonna miss this because I pinky promise.
00:10Oh and Joy, I know that you saw my story, but you didn't like it.
00:13I liked it.
00:14Oh, but you didn't like it like it.
00:16I'm sorry, I...
00:17It's fine, I just always remember to support other women.
00:20I'm gonna make it to that soccer game.
00:22I just need to get my car.
00:24You're parked in a tollway zone.
00:25Where?
00:27That's not clear.
00:29Get pop-optic dialysis.
00:30Turn it up!
00:31Look at the buttons on these TVs.
00:34Did you kill the fish?
00:36Murderer!
00:37Then tell the police how I did not rob that bank.
00:41Tap your card on the reader.
00:43Try flipping it over.
00:45Try like waving it around, like hover over it like a UFO.
00:49Oh shoot, your account's frozen, I have to keep this.
00:52That's ours now.
00:53No, there must be a way I could get $30 for my account.
00:56I just need $30.
00:58Oh my God, we're being robbed.
00:59No!
01:00Security!
01:01Don't you have me!
01:03My job is to show them that I've got this and that everything is okay.
01:06Except for today.
01:08I'm sorry!
01:09Excuse me, can I get a little bit of help?
01:11My mom might be a badass.
01:13You need to stop her.
01:15Put it away!
01:16Put it away!
01:17I wasn't gonna shoot anyone.
01:22She's a criminal.
01:23I didn't say she was good at it.
01:35You seem to have misplaced my ticket.
01:37This is a stick up.
01:38What?
01:39Open the gate.
01:39Is that an asthma inhaler?
01:41She'll use it!
01:42To do what?
01:42I don't know!
01:43I'm happily boast!
01:45I'm happilyón-
01:46Bis zum nächsten Mal.
