00:04Cool! Japanimation!
00:10Electroweb! Deploy!
00:20Man, that Princess Tempura is one heck of a Transformazoid.
00:24Wait, I'm confused. Why was a wolf shooting a web?
00:27Cartoons don't have to make sense.
00:30He's right, you do.
00:33Folks, you're about to witness the exciting new process
00:36of motion capture animation.
00:40Now, we'll need a...
00:42Pick me! Pick me!
00:44Here is my handle, here is my spout.
00:53That dog's a riot.
00:56Thank you!
00:58Don't spay or neuter your pets.
01:00Goodnight!
01:02That motion-captured suit is just what this country needs.
01:06Just think of all the hilarious motions that are going uncaptured.
01:09Like this!
01:12That suit dismo could be worth billions!
01:15And I'm gonna get a piece of the action!
01:22So, does he still work here or what?
01:25I'd like to buy 500 shares of Animotion Incorporated.
01:31Okay.
01:32Uh, now before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?
01:38For automated stock prices, please state the company name.
01:42Animotion.
01:42Animotion.
01:44Up one and one half.
01:46Yoo-hoo!
01:47Turning to the stock market, Animotion is up an eighth.
01:50Yes!
01:51After plunging 75 points this morning.
01:54Family meeting!
01:56Okay, people, let's keep this short.
01:57We all want to get home to our families.
02:00Alright, first item.
02:02I lost our life savings in the stock market.
02:05You lost all our money?
02:06Point of order, I didn't lose all the money.
02:09There was enough left for this cowbell.
02:14Damn you, eBay!
02:17You know, Homer, I got a great way to make money.
02:20I'm a human guinea pig.
02:22You mean, like, medical testing?
02:24Yeah, but aren't those experiments dangerous?
02:26Ah, you get a few side effects.
02:28Close ears?
02:29Ow, not so loud!
02:31Hmm.
02:38That appetite suppressant is amazing.
02:41Homer, you really have no desire to eat that food?
02:44Food?
02:46I'm blind!
02:49Damn it!
02:51Man, is he dumb.
02:52Where do they get these subjects?
02:54He's a little too well-fed to be a wino.
02:56Hey, what's that?
03:03Mr. Simpson, I'm afraid you have a crayon lodged in your brain.
03:07There's a crayon in my brain?
03:10Do you have any idea how this might have happened?
03:14Fourteen?
03:17Fifteen?
03:18I think that's all of them.
03:20Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your subnormal intelligence.
03:24We could remove the crayon for you.
03:26It could vastly increase your brain power.
03:29Oh, Homer, where have you been?
03:31I just underwent a procedure to increase my IQ 50 points.
03:35Really?
03:36And they gave me this spiffy nerd ensemble, too.
03:39Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow?
03:43Notice I no longer say library or tamari.
03:47I'd love to go to the library with you.
03:49It's a date.
03:51I always dreamed you'd be my library buddy.
03:54Get out.
03:55No, really.
03:56I think books have an amazing power to bring people together.
03:59Hey, Flanders, heading for church?
04:01Well, I thought I could save you a little time.
04:03Ooh, found a new shortcut.
04:05Better.
04:06I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God.
04:12What you mean, Homer?
04:14I've compiled a thorough safety report on this plan.
04:18I've decided to disintermediate the local authorities and send it straight to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
04:24It seems the federales have been tipped off by an anonymous whistleblower.
04:28Mm-hmm.
04:31Now, while the plant is brought up to code, there will be massive layoffs.
04:37Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!
04:42Effigy, eh?
04:43Yeah, nothing burns like an effigy.
04:46So you all hate me?
04:48That's right, Brainiac.
04:49You cost us our jobs, which we need for working.
04:52Not to mention driving too.
04:56Lisa, why didn't you warn me?
04:58Being a brain has alienated me from all my friends.
05:01Dad, as intelligence goes up, happiness often goes down.
05:08Hmm.
05:10Hmm.
05:18I don't understand. That wasn't funny.
05:21Wait a minute. Somebody's not laughing here. It's him.
05:26Hey, don't blame me. This movie is tired and predictable.
05:29Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?
05:38I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick D's world.
05:42Change me back to the blissful boob I was.
05:44Look, what if we gave you the name of an unlicensed surgeon?
05:48Moe Sizzlack!
05:50That's right. I'm a surgeon.
06:00Ah, now for a little powder blue.
06:06Defense!
06:08Defense!
06:11Sweetheart, a missing crayon could be anywhere.
06:15Who wants lottery tickets?
06:38Hey, can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid?
06:43Hmm.
06:44Like a rumba.
06:46Oh, no.
06:47Hey, can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid?
06:47My tongue is refusing to fall back on his old kid's phrases.
06:50Like a rumba?
06:52Huh?
06:53Don't!
06:54Don't!
