00:00One of his friends stopped him in the street and said, "Is it right to talk about me and Qara Bey like that?"
00:04He said to him, "Uncle, who told you I was talking about you? I'm even embarrassed to tell people I know you."
00:12One guy tells me his friend can't seem to invent a phone app that tells him what the person calling him wants before he answers.
00:19attic
00:22Someone tells me that his friend is going to work after the Eid holiday, and he is like the one who went back to his wife and she is angry with him.
00:29But I'm back because of the danger to the shepherds.
00:33One person said, "If someone wants to stay, open your heart to them, and if someone wants to leave, open your heart to them, and let them go."
00:43Someone said, "My problem is that inside me there's a very, very intelligent person who thinks, and another person who has no intelligence at all, and that's the one who carries out the plans."
00:54One guy asked his friend, "What did you do during the Eid holiday, my friend?" His friend replied, "I messed it up, my friend." The first guy asked, "What did you do?"
01:00He told him, "I didn't leave a single spot in the house that I didn't sleep in."
01:06One guy tells his uncle, "Uncle, high blood pressure, diabetes, and strokes are things God creates."
01:11Women are just proof
01:16One writer on Facebook said, "Mother of six is great, and thank you, Dad, for the excellent choice."
01:22His father responded in the post and told him that if you saw the second one, it would make you angry
01:28One person says, "Neither bread nor salt nor friendship is of any use; we'll make you sign receipts of trust."
01:37One guy said that yesterday a friend of mine asked for his opinion on a problem between him and his fiancée.
01:42Thank God, today I found he posted on Facebook saying he's single.
01:50Someone said that back in the day, you could go into the supermarket with five pounds and buy five chips, ten chocolates, sixteen juices, and fifteen ice creams.
02:00But now, may God punish them, they've installed cameras.
02:06Someone said, "Beware of the people who wronged you, because every time you write something about low-class people, they'll think you're referring to them."
02:17One guy tells his friend, "Son, I have so much money that even if I burned it to death, it wouldn't burn."
02:22He asked him seriously, "How much do you have?" He replied, "Three pounds."
02:28One girl told her friend, "I miss the Eid holidays when I used to go out at seven in the morning with my shiny bag."
02:34And a bag containing five pounds, a pair of plastic glasses, and a mobile phone that plays the song "Atabtab wa Dala'a" (a popular Egyptian song).
02:43One guy told his friend, "It's been so long since anyone surprised me, so I decided to surprise myself."
02:49I brought a chocolate cart and put it in front of the door. I opened the door and didn't find it.
02:56One guy told me his friend that there are people who, no matter how hard you try to change your perception of them, you feel like they're saying, "We're trash."
03:03Don't try
03:07A lazy, strong man tells his brother that sleep is the only thing that, no matter how much you give it, you feel it's worth it.
03:17One guy tells me his friend, "Life is one day for you and 364 days against you," and I guess I was asleep on the day it was his.
03:28One guy told me his friend, a neighbor, gave him a kilo of meat for Eid, and now every time he sees me in the street he looks at me, smiles, and says to me
03:34God willing, and Noor is shining
03:39One guy said, "About twenty years ago, I was running and my leg was twisted, so I tied it with a compression bandage."
03:45But back then there was no Facebook, so I thought I'd tell you now.
03:48Translated by Nancy Qanqar
