00:00Um, can I pitch you my product?
00:03The product is a skin serum made from children's tears.
00:08That's, that's alarming.
00:12My name is Uber Butler, and over the past few years, the world has become full of scams.
00:18I've just experienced something so...
00:20Crying.
00:20I'm glowing.
00:23It's a gold rush of bullshit, and I want in.
00:26Okay, well, now you're sounding like an American.
00:33I'm gonna hack the culture of five different industries to show you how our realities are being manipulated.
00:41You're not trying to trick the algorithm. You're trying to trick the crowd.
00:46Pat from Theranos told me that that would be okay.
00:49Pat from Theranos, whose last major employers are both in prison for fraud.
00:56In AI dating, this is the best thing I've seen.
00:58Yeah?
00:59You are okay communicating via a remote control butt plug.
01:04Absolutely.
01:06Uh, yeah.
01:08You might be onto something.
01:09This is excellent.
01:10It does have hip potential.
01:12I've managed to find a princess who will marry me.
01:15I would prefer, if possible, if you could call me your Royal Highness.
01:20That's not possible.
01:22Cheers.
01:25Wow.
01:27Someone might investigate you.
01:29The fraud?
01:30This is a human meat supplement.
01:36How's it taste?
01:39Like the future.
01:42Oh.
01:43Oh.
01:45Oh.
01:46Oh.
01:48Oh.
01:48Oh.
01:49Amen.