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00:00:17and everybody says the same exact thing don't worry max there's someone special out there for
00:00:23you what do they think i'm not trying come on mate it's not you know henry i don't think she
00:00:28exists
00:00:29and the truth is if i did find her i don't think i'd know what to do anyway max will
00:00:33you stop beating
00:00:34yourself i don't know how to date what is dating max i mean look at those two even that guy
00:00:40has a
00:00:40girlfriend i'm such a schmuck dude look the last thing you need right now is a girlfriend some
00:00:48chick messing with your head going psycho on you pretty soon she'll start pulling the same crap
00:00:53all women do see they think it's their mission to change us even though they're the ones that are
00:00:57screwed up you know like they'll dress all sexy to get your attention but then you follow one home
00:01:01from a bar and she slaps a restraining order on you you kidnapped her dog that's not the point
00:01:09the point is that before you know it should have been nagging you into submission keeping you on the
00:01:14leash away from your friends you know what the best part of a blowjob is 10 minutes of silence
00:01:30no man understands women it's like we're genetically programmed to think differently
00:01:37never mind we have bigger problems jonas has invited president chumley to watch us test the replicator
00:01:43today oh what's he want to do something stupid like that for let's see the genetics conference
00:01:47is less than a week away we don't know how well the replicator works though jonas is losing his mind
00:01:53hey felix ah jesus
00:01:56what crewed up your ass just look at yourselves we're presenting our work to the president of the
00:02:01university and you look like you just got out of bed i did just get out of bed i'm very
00:02:06tired
00:02:06see i've been spending 100 hours a week in the lab for the last six months to make sure that
00:02:10my work
00:02:10is ready what have you been up to he's been busy kissing jonas's ass you're gonna be late what what
00:02:17why why is he like that ah now take a good look sir because because you won't believe your eyes
00:02:27otherwise it's true what dr fromer has done here is absolutely amazing i know it's what felix
00:02:32if you feel comfortable removing your nose face and head from jonas's ass henry could use some help
00:02:39over there at least one of us is giving dr fromer the respect he deserves is that what that is
00:02:43yes don't make fun don't do oh that is so obnoxious a single drop of her blood contains
00:02:51all the genetic information we need we simply put it in the replicator where it will combine with
00:02:56a special hormone growth solution that i have developed okay let's uh let's get to it okay
00:03:08this better work now president chumlee a single drop of blood or strand of hair contains all the
00:03:17genetic information we need then with the hyper replicator we can circumvent the normal stages
00:03:23of development and instantly create a full-grown adult clone
00:03:45that's okay
00:03:50here's the original and here's fluffy i'll take this
00:03:55President Chumley, meet Fluffy Two.
00:04:00Um, Fluffy Two.
00:04:03Oh, fantastic work, Jonas.
00:04:05You know, I was getting a little worried when I fought so hard to get the International Genetics Conference here
00:04:10that you were going to let me down.
00:04:11But now, the world will be stunned when we present this.
00:04:16You'll make Springdale University famous.
00:04:17You'll do better than that. You'll make it super famous.
00:04:23I couldn't have done it without your support, sir.
00:04:26You couldn't have done it at all.
00:04:27Say, I'm going to lunch with the trustees. Why don't you join me?
00:04:30I'd be delighted, sir. Thank you.
00:04:32I'll be right there. Just give me a minute with my staff.
00:04:36Super.
00:04:43I want a full biological review done on that rodent.
00:04:47Cellular morphology, growth rate, brainwave functions, sexual viability, everything.
00:04:53A full biological, but look, she's fine.
00:04:56As you may recall, we thought that about the last Fluffy Two, until she mysteriously imploded.
00:05:06We need to present a perfect clone at the conference next week.
00:05:09And if we don't, well, you can forget about that associate professorship.
00:05:16Oh, hey.
00:05:16Oh, fat kid.
00:05:18I've been here for years.
00:05:19I practically developed a hyper-replicator. You know that.
00:05:22I know, yeah.
00:05:23Jonah said he would make me associate professor if I stuck by him.
00:05:27Henry, I've stuck.
00:05:27Oh, oh, I've stuck.
00:05:29Oh, no, you're stuck.
00:05:29He can't do this.
00:05:31I deserve the promotion.
00:05:32And you'll get it.
00:05:33But there's no way he could deny you after this presentation.
00:05:35If everything goes all right.
00:05:37Were you even paying attention in there?
00:05:39We could make enough hamsters to feed every starving kid in Thailand.
00:05:42You can't feed hamsters to the children.
00:05:45Henry, any number of things could go wrong.
00:05:47I mean, he's rushed us into this conference.
00:05:49There's not enough time for a proper biological examination.
00:05:51Dude, you are too focused on that lab.
00:05:53You need to chill out.
00:05:54Just go out and find some hot chick to jack your beans.
00:05:57Oh, that's brilliant.
00:05:58That's what I need.
00:05:58That's exactly...
00:05:59That is not what I need.
00:06:00Of course it is.
00:06:00What I need is...
00:06:07You have chosen wisely, my son.
00:06:10No, no, no, no.
00:06:12No, Henry, it'll end badly.
00:06:13It always ends badly.
00:06:14Every single...
00:06:15Oh, God, she's just stunning.
00:06:17Yes.
00:06:18What could I possibly have in common with that woman?
00:06:26Oh, God.
00:06:31Oh, you might as well just hand over your balls right now,
00:06:34because you're obviously not a man anymore.
00:06:35She's out of my league, Henry.
00:06:36Girls like that date pro-athletes or rock stars.
00:06:39What are you talking about, rock stars?
00:06:44I'm just being realistic, man.
00:06:46I'm a lab assistant.
00:06:47It's not really the kind of thing women find exciting, ever.
00:06:50Excuse me.
00:06:52Hi.
00:06:53Didn't I see you in Dr. Fromer's lab this afternoon?
00:06:55Yes.
00:06:57Yeah, yes.
00:06:58Listen, I am a huge fan of genetics.
00:07:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:02You guys probably get that all the time.
00:07:04Uh, not as much as you'd think.
00:07:07Well, I'm Kate Carson,
00:07:08and I'm doing a piece on genetics for Modern Science magazine.
00:07:11I interviewed Dr. Fromer this morning about the hyper-replicator.
00:07:15Well, then, today is your lucky day,
00:07:17because Max here, he knows everything about the replicator.
00:07:20I'm sure he could fill you in.
00:07:22That would be wonderful.
00:07:26And this is a clone?
00:07:28Now, this is just a beta test.
00:07:30There have been a few kinks.
00:07:31Well, she looks healthy to me.
00:07:33You.
00:07:35How long have you been doing this?
00:07:37Since I was five.
00:07:38Did you watch Scooby-Doo when you were little?
00:07:40Of course I did.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:41Remember the one where the rich, handsome oil tycoon
00:07:45asked Velma out on a date,
00:07:46and she curiously and ambiguously declines?
00:07:49Vaguely.
00:07:49Same episode, Shaggy gets cloned.
00:07:52And ever since I saw that, I have been hooked.
00:07:54I had to be the guy that made cloning a reality.
00:07:57And with this technology, Kate, the possibilities are endless.
00:07:59I mean, we can save endangered species from becoming extinct.
00:08:03We can grow human organs for transplants.
00:08:05We might even be able to cure cancer.
00:08:08I'm going off.
00:08:08But the point is, I love genetics.
00:08:11I always have.
00:08:13And I think I can make the world a better place.
00:08:15I know exactly what you mean.
00:08:17I mean, I've wanted to be a journalist since I was a kid,
00:08:19and I always thought I could help.
00:08:21Ah!
00:08:21Oh!
00:08:22She bit me!
00:08:23Fluffy!
00:08:24Oh, my gosh, is she okay?
00:08:25She's a little dizzy, but she's fine.
00:08:27How's your finger?
00:08:28It's fine.
00:08:28It's just a little blood.
00:08:29Oh, boy.
00:08:29I think I need a bandage.
00:08:30I've got some in the first workstation in the second drawer.
00:08:34Okay, are you going to be okay?
00:08:36Oh, I'll be fine.
00:08:37I just have a little problem with blood.
00:08:40But I'm sorry.
00:08:41I should have warned you about Fluffy.
00:08:44That Fluffy's still sort of adjusting to being alive.
00:08:47Please, don't even worry about it.
00:08:49It's fine.
00:08:50Are you sure you're going to be okay?
00:08:53Yeah, I'll be fine.
00:08:58Oh, God.
00:08:58Is that clock right?
00:09:00I'm late.
00:09:02I should have been on my way to the airport ten minutes ago.
00:09:05Derek's going to kill me.
00:09:06Derek?
00:09:07Your brother, Derek?
00:09:09No, he's my boyfriend.
00:09:10Oh, there he is.
00:09:15He's a professional athlete, isn't he?
00:09:17No, don't be ridiculous.
00:09:18He's a rock star.
00:09:20Hi.
00:09:24That's Derek Waters from Greensnake.
00:09:26You're dating Derek?
00:09:28Derek Waters?
00:09:30He's touring Europe next month, and I'm tagging along.
00:09:34Honey, listen, I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:09:35That's cool, baby.
00:09:36You're not going to leave without the lead guitarist.
00:09:38Max, thanks for everything.
00:09:40And meeting you is inspirational.
00:09:51Inspiration, that guy's a tool.
00:09:53Derek?
00:09:53Nick?
00:10:11Damn.
00:10:14Felix.
00:10:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
00:11:32It was a dream, it was all a dream, a dream I had on the floor of the lab.
00:11:56Don't be scared, it's okay, I am not gonna hurt you, here, you can put this on, it'll keep
00:12:09you warm.
00:12:15Whoa.
00:12:17You can talk.
00:12:22Okay, come down.
00:12:26Hey, I am your friend, okay?
00:12:37See that?
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41It's okay.
00:12:43It's okay.
00:12:46Yeah.
00:12:47Come on.
00:12:55That's funny.
00:12:57Come on.
00:13:04That's right.
00:13:11Up you go.
00:13:17Oh my.
00:13:19Dada?
00:13:19Dada?
00:13:21No.
00:13:22No, Dada.
00:13:24I'm Max.
00:13:26I Max.
00:13:28No, uh, I'm Max, and, and, and you're Kate.
00:13:35No, uh, no, that, that, that's, that's a mistake.
00:13:37Kate.
00:13:37No.
00:13:37You can't be Kate because Kate is Kate, so uh, how about Jill.
00:13:40Jill is pretty trendy.
00:13:42Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate.
00:13:49No, no, no, don't touch that, definitely don't touch that.
00:13:53Okay, that's breakable.
00:13:54Kate.
00:13:56Kate it is.
00:14:00oh jonas
00:14:03ah always sometimes
00:14:08do not eat the hamsters
00:14:10do not eat the hamsters
00:14:15okay stop it stop it let's go we have to go and then we can get you some food
00:14:25just go out the window okay
00:14:27hey hey go out the window just go right out the window into the
00:14:30uh oh whoa whoa whoa no no not this one that's bad see see look look look see
00:14:39pick yourself up and just
00:14:51morning sir well well well i see you're finally showing the kind of dedication
00:14:57ike well you'll be glad to hear the replicators working perfectly i'm just dog tired so i'm
00:15:02gonna get some sleep i'll see you
00:15:12oh dear
00:15:18do not eat the hamsters
00:15:23yep i love college
00:15:25what's up oh thank god thank god you're here this better be important it's 7 a.m my morning wood
00:15:31ain't even up yet henry it's important i had a little accident at the lab last night did you
00:15:34break the replicator not exactly did you set off fluffy this time do you remember kate the modern
00:15:38science goddess from yesterday i cloned her oh yeah haha very funny mate are you even a reporter or are
00:15:51you just some old friend he roped into pulling this lame gag i'll tell you when it comes to jokes
00:15:55you are crap
00:15:56henry
00:15:56henry
00:16:01oh shit
00:16:06i still don't believe it
00:16:08a human clone
00:16:11you made a fully grown biologically correct
00:16:16extremely sexy human clone max
00:16:20completely illegal henry
00:16:21you could go to jail
00:16:23we're so screwed what we're screwed fuck that henry i'm talking about the clone and i i could use some
00:16:30help here buddy please
00:16:32hmm
00:16:33hmm
00:16:35yeah
00:16:36sure you only have to ask
00:16:38okay
00:16:39right
00:16:39so uh first of all we gotta make sure no one finds out about her
00:16:42she can't be a clone unless there's an original the originals are right
00:16:49so all we gotta do is teach her to behave like a normal person
00:16:54unless of course she's a total moron
00:16:56no no no no she's not a total moron
00:16:58she just hasn't had time to assimilate yet
00:17:00look her brain is perfect
00:17:02it's like a sponge
00:17:03i mean it's conceivable she could learn in a day what would normally take years
00:17:06she's a blank slate right now
00:17:11so we could program her
00:17:13she's not a vcr henry what are you talking about
00:17:17we can make a woman
00:17:18who likes sports
00:17:20and action movies
00:17:22and hanging out in the bars
00:17:24and not cats
00:17:26or or wine coolers
00:17:28or foreplay
00:17:30you mean make a woman
00:17:32who acts exactly like a man
00:17:34exactly
00:17:35the perfect woman
00:17:38a woman that men can actually understand
00:17:43what would you do that for
00:17:46i don't know
00:17:48i mean yes we have to assimilate her but
00:17:51stop it
00:17:52suppose to a certain extent is
00:17:53her duty to
00:17:55try and make a better human being
00:17:57exactly
00:17:58now she shouldn't
00:17:59she shouldn't have tantrums
00:18:01or be obsessed about her wife
00:18:02and she has to learn how to drive
00:18:03stick
00:18:04and football on sunday does not end
00:18:06until monday night
00:18:07this is perfect
00:18:09there's so much stuff
00:18:10there's a ton of stuff
00:18:11i don't even know where to begin
00:18:14my vote is for house breaking
00:18:16that's nasty
00:18:20oh come on
00:18:23these
00:18:24these are books
00:18:25we learn things by reading these
00:18:27television however
00:18:29is much easier to use
00:18:31and much more fun
00:18:32television
00:18:34this is a home arcade system
00:18:36very cool
00:18:37i've got 49 games that you can play on this
00:18:40uh 48 of which are sports games
00:18:43sometimes
00:18:43it is fun to watch one's friends puke
00:18:45puke
00:18:46this is toilet paper
00:18:48this
00:18:48this is hair
00:18:49never spend more than five minutes styling
00:18:51definitely
00:18:53maybe ten
00:18:55this too
00:18:56toilet paper
00:18:57when you're really in a pinch
00:19:00Jonas
00:19:01is
00:19:02an
00:19:03asshole
00:19:03when we see Felix
00:19:05we
00:19:06kick him
00:19:07these are nipples
00:19:08nipples
00:19:09now
00:19:10now show me yours
00:19:11no no no no
00:19:12you don't have to
00:19:13do that
00:19:14come on
00:19:14stop it
00:19:15would you cut it out
00:19:15these are flowers
00:19:16flowers
00:19:17flowers are not important
00:19:18no
00:19:19no
00:19:19bad
00:19:19movies
00:19:20with singing
00:19:21oh crap
00:19:22unacceptable
00:19:23yes
00:19:24seriously
00:19:24size
00:19:25doesn't matter
00:19:26run
00:19:27i run
00:19:28you run
00:19:31henry runs
00:19:32i run
00:19:33you run
00:19:33henry runs
00:19:34i get it already
00:19:34are we gonna see her all day
00:19:35can we go do something fun
00:19:38come on
00:19:39give me a fast
00:19:41split finger fastball
00:19:43got it
00:19:43got it
00:19:44alright
00:19:45throw it to henry now
00:19:50that's not henry
00:19:51sorry mate
00:19:52she's never played baseball
00:19:53because she doesn't
00:19:54look i didn't do it
00:19:55no
00:19:55don't
00:19:55don't hit me
00:19:56that's called getting bitch slapped
00:19:59this is pizza
00:20:00we eat food to survive
00:20:04i'll be damned
00:20:06this
00:20:08this is how we make pizza
00:20:10i'm stuck
00:20:11oh
00:20:12whoa
00:20:12ready girl
00:20:13okay
00:20:13it happened
00:20:15this is beer
00:20:17beer is good
00:20:19mmm
00:20:19even i spent the night on the floor
00:20:23i'm wondering who he is and why you can think that he would love me more
00:20:39beer is good
00:20:43i like that
00:20:44that's just impressive
00:20:45have another one
00:20:46there you go
00:20:47split tail back
00:20:48drop the middle
00:20:49good
00:20:50alright pop quiz
00:20:51what's this one
00:20:54nature documentary
00:20:55if it's about sharks
00:20:56or animals attacking people
00:20:58they're good
00:20:59otherwise
00:21:00boring
00:21:01excellent
00:21:01high five
00:21:03uh
00:21:04like this
00:21:05yeah this way
00:21:06like
00:21:06oh
00:21:07kill them
00:21:09that's good
00:21:09very good
00:21:10very good
00:21:12oh
00:21:13kate look at your face
00:21:14i blew your head right off
00:21:15well it was an accident
00:21:16no
00:21:18kate
00:21:19kate
00:21:20kate
00:21:21kate
00:21:22kate stop it
00:21:23stop
00:21:24stop
00:21:24stop
00:21:24stop
00:21:25you
00:21:26right foot
00:21:27that's your gas
00:21:28that's what's gonna make you go
00:21:29now your left foot
00:21:31that's... that's your fright
00:21:33oh
00:21:39oh
00:21:39can you believe how quick she picked this stuff up
00:21:41it's incredible
00:21:42yeah
00:21:42dude
00:21:43as long as we keep teaching her what's important
00:21:45oh yeah
00:21:46oh!
00:21:47oh my god my leg
00:21:48You know, I think I'm going to go start the car.
00:21:55The wedding singer is good.
00:22:00Oh, yeah.
00:22:02The wedding singer is the best.
00:22:05What's that?
00:22:07That's called kissing.
00:22:09It's what two people who like each other do to show each other that they like each other.
00:22:19I like you, Max.
00:22:21I like you, too, Kate.
00:22:23But I don't think we should do any...
00:22:31You taste like pepperoni. I'm hungry.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:40Go, nice and snug.
00:22:42Thank you, Max. This is the best day I've ever had.
00:22:44I'm glad you enjoyed it.
00:22:46What's that?
00:22:47Oh, man. That's my Johnson.
00:22:52It's gotten bigger, sis, this morning.
00:22:54Well, that's what happens when a man finds a woman attractive, Kate.
00:22:57Do these get harder, too?
00:23:05It's okay. It's okay.
00:23:09Learning time is over.
00:23:11So, good night.
00:23:14Good night.
00:23:29So, that's what you do with a Johnson.
00:23:32Uh-huh.
00:23:33Do you always have to do it in a hot tub?
00:23:35Oh, no, no. You can do it wherever you like, and at any time, with as many girls as possible.
00:23:40You don't even have to know their names.
00:23:43Damn it.
00:23:46What is wrong with you? What are you doing? Why are you showing her that?
00:23:48Well, you said show her what's important. This is very important to me.
00:23:51Come on.
00:23:52Come on. Watching all this part is making me horny.
00:23:56This is awesome.
00:23:57No. No sex.
00:23:59We have enough to worry about as is.
00:24:01Can we do some of this?
00:24:04What do we think about when we don't want to think about sex?
00:24:09That kid's around the left side.
00:24:11He finds a hole. He's going for it.
00:24:13What a 15-0.
00:24:16Knocked down the back.
00:24:16Look at that.
00:24:17They talk like this playing like shit.
00:24:19Get to the quarterback, don't let him travel like that.
00:24:21Get in there and put him on his ass.
00:24:23Dude, we are fucking geniuses.
00:24:26This game sucks.
00:24:27Let's go home and have sex.
00:24:29We're ready to close out here.
00:24:31Come on, please. Pretty please.
00:24:33That's not a good idea.
00:24:35Oh, come on.
00:24:36Listen, I learned some really cool stuff from those pornos.
00:24:39And there's that one thing called a blowjob.
00:24:42You know, I could do it right here.
00:24:44No, no.
00:24:45What? Stop it. Stop it.
00:24:47No, you're not ready for blowjobs.
00:24:50I'm not?
00:24:51No, dude.
00:24:54Damn. I better practice.
00:24:58Excuse me.
00:25:00Anybody want a blowjob?
00:25:09One second, Todd. Let's go. Let's go home.
00:25:12Yes.
00:25:13Hey. Oh, wait. You know what?
00:25:15We should probably ask another woman to join us
00:25:17because they always do that in the videos.
00:25:19Oh, is that what they do?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:21Henry.
00:25:22Oh, hey.
00:25:23My friend Max is going to take me home
00:25:25and fuck me like the bitch I am.
00:25:27Do you want to come?
00:25:28That's the heroin talking.
00:25:30What's heroin?
00:25:31But his face was a picture.
00:25:33I know.
00:25:34His jaw was just like...
00:25:36Sex. Now.
00:25:38I heard that.
00:25:39I'd really love you, Kate,
00:25:41but I feel like it raises all sorts of complications
00:25:43involving, uh, you know,
00:25:45emotional attachment.
00:25:47Less talking more sex.
00:25:49A valid argument.
00:25:50Still, though, I mean,
00:25:51there are numerous ethical dilemmas
00:25:53inherent in the act,
00:25:56including...
00:25:56Lower.
00:25:58No!
00:25:59Technically, you're only two days old.
00:26:01You don't want to have sex with me?
00:26:05No, I don't.
00:26:10Yes, I do.
00:26:13Max!
00:26:14I think you accidentally locked the door.
00:26:18It's definitely locked.
00:26:23If I could just get my leg back,
00:26:25maybe I'll...
00:26:26Can I...
00:26:27Oh, yeah.
00:26:29Can we just...
00:26:30Can we just...
00:26:31Shh!
00:26:41This kicks the shit out of kissing!
00:26:44High five!
00:26:48Well, I'll beat you.
00:26:56Kate?
00:26:58Wait.
00:27:00You...
00:27:02You want to talk?
00:27:06Kate?
00:27:23Morning, babe.
00:27:25You were great last night.
00:27:28I feel like I just got back from the rodeo.
00:27:30Well, I hope you're hungry,
00:27:31because I made you an omelet,
00:27:33or something like an omelet.
00:27:35I'm good, thanks.
00:27:36Oh, okay.
00:27:38You know what looked good on you this morning?
00:27:40Uh, what's that?
00:27:41Me.
00:27:44No, no, no.
00:27:47No, I have to...
00:27:47I have to go to work.
00:27:48Oh, can I go?
00:27:49No.
00:27:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:50Uh, I need you to stay here
00:27:52and hold down the fort
00:27:53like a trooper.
00:27:55And there are rules
00:27:56for when I'm gone, okay?
00:27:58Rule number one.
00:27:59Brush your teeth several times.
00:28:01Rule number two,
00:28:02and this is an important one.
00:28:03No leaving the house
00:28:05when I'm not here.
00:28:06If anything happens,
00:28:07I just want you to call me
00:28:08at this special emergency number.
00:28:10It says lab.
00:28:11lab.
00:28:13Kate.
00:28:15Kate, did you hear me?
00:28:17Yeah, whatever.
00:28:18When will you be home?
00:28:19I don't know, uh, exactly.
00:28:21I have a lot of work to do today,
00:28:23but, uh,
00:28:23there's plenty of things here
00:28:24you can entertain yourself with.
00:28:25We've got a globe.
00:28:26Uh, there's some dice over there.
00:28:28Uh, there's a book.
00:28:29You should try reading a book.
00:28:31Or a magazine.
00:28:33And then there's albums
00:28:34and CDs and, uh...
00:28:38There's always television as well.
00:28:45Max!
00:28:47We got a problem.
00:28:48I was drunk.
00:28:48I was weak.
00:28:50You know, I didn't mean to sleep.
00:28:51But it was a big mistake.
00:28:52Yeah, well, it just got bigger.
00:28:54I couldn't possibly get any bigger.
00:28:56We meet again.
00:28:57Ah!
00:28:58See, I...
00:28:59I told you it'd be excited to see ya.
00:29:01What?
00:29:01You?
00:29:02What happened?
00:29:02What happened?
00:29:03You were flying.
00:29:03You were jetting.
00:29:04No, modern science read my copy
00:29:06and thought there was a bigger story here.
00:29:08So Jonas agreed to let me spend a week in the lab.
00:29:10He's even renting me his guest room.
00:29:12I am going to be here until your presentation.
00:29:15Isn't that exciting?
00:29:17More than you could possibly imagine.
00:29:19What about your boyfriend?
00:29:20Isn't he upset?
00:29:21He's not my boyfriend anymore.
00:29:22We broke up.
00:29:23He seemed like such a nice guy
00:29:25and very, very talented.
00:29:26Very.
00:29:27Maybe you should go back
00:29:28and give it a second chance.
00:29:29Patch things up.
00:29:30I don't think that's gonna happen.
00:29:32After talking to you the other day,
00:29:34I realized how truly important my work is to me.
00:29:37And Derek just never got that.
00:29:39It was time to break it off.
00:29:42Is something wrong?
00:29:43No.
00:29:45I just, uh...
00:29:46I didn't think I was gonna see you again
00:29:48for the rest of my life.
00:29:50I just hope you don't get sick of me
00:29:51because I'm gonna be around you guys
00:29:5224 hours a day.
00:29:54Oh, look who finally decided
00:29:56to join us this morning.
00:29:59I need you to look at Fluffy, too.
00:30:01Something's wrong with her.
00:30:02But Fluffy, what's wrong?
00:30:10Well, I suppose if we were putting on
00:30:15an all-hamster production
00:30:16of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
00:30:18we'd be in pretty good shape, wouldn't we?
00:30:20We have a genetics conference in three days
00:30:22and we don't yet have a perfect clone.
00:30:25So, nobody leaves this lab
00:30:27until this problem is fixed.
00:30:30Sir, I have some very important business
00:30:31to take care of tonight.
00:30:32Well, that's a shame.
00:30:33And here I thought you were becoming
00:30:35quite dedicated to this job.
00:30:42Hey, Max.
00:30:44If Fluffy's gone all funny,
00:30:46do you think there's anything wrong with...
00:30:47No.
00:30:48No, she has a human brain.
00:30:50It's the most advanced learning device
00:30:51ever known to man.
00:30:53She's probably at home
00:30:54memorizing the encyclopedia.
00:31:05Go, go, go.
00:31:08So much for the replicator, huh?
00:31:11Go.
00:31:26My hormone growth solution
00:31:28provides the extra kick, if you will,
00:31:30to the growth medium.
00:31:31And thus, with the hyper-stimulated cell division...
00:31:34You can bypass the stages of normal cell growth
00:31:36to create an adult clone.
00:31:37Impressive.
00:31:38But how do you deal with the ketone shift
00:31:40and mitochondrial variation
00:31:41during rapid cellular mitosis?
00:31:45Well, I wouldn't want to bore you
00:31:47with the technical jargon, Miss Carson,
00:31:50because it's very, very complicated stuff.
00:31:53Oh, my goodness!
00:31:54I wonder what's going on over there
00:31:55at the hamster research station.
00:32:00Well, it looks like Fluffy 2
00:32:01has stopped running into the wall.
00:32:03It's because she's knocked herself
00:32:04unconscious, sir.
00:32:05Even after I put a helmet on her.
00:32:07I think I've figured out what's wrong.
00:32:09The cloning process messes up the brain.
00:32:12Fluffy 2's pain receptors
00:32:13actually formed as pleasure receptors,
00:32:16which explains why she keeps
00:32:17bumping her head into the wall.
00:32:19She finds the experience joyful.
00:32:21Felix, only you could come up
00:32:24with a scientific theory
00:32:25involving the phrase
00:32:27messes up the brain.
00:32:28Now, please tell me one of you
00:32:30has actually learned something today.
00:32:34Wait a second.
00:32:36That's it, sir.
00:32:37Learning.
00:32:38There's nothing wrong
00:32:39with Fluffy 2's brain.
00:32:41She just hasn't had any experience yet.
00:32:43She will learn how to behave
00:32:44from other members of her species.
00:32:46We isolated this clone.
00:32:48I think we should put her
00:32:49with other hamsters.
00:32:50Are you saying a clone
00:32:52made from this process
00:32:53has the capacity to learn?
00:32:58Yes, sir.
00:33:01That's exactly what I'm saying.
00:33:14Max, do you think
00:33:14I could get that interview now?
00:33:16No, but Felix
00:33:17will be more than happy
00:33:18to sit down with you.
00:33:19We'll speak tomorrow.
00:33:24So, um...
00:33:25He seemed like
00:33:25a really nice person.
00:33:40Oh, hi.
00:33:42I found this under your bed
00:33:43and I need some of these
00:33:44tit-restraining devices.
00:33:46Huh.
00:33:47Uh-huh.
00:34:03Hi, I'm Brandy.
00:34:05How are you guys today?
00:34:06I'm walking on air, Brandy.
00:34:07How are you?
00:34:08Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
00:34:09Is there anything
00:34:09I can help you with?
00:34:11Yeah, we need a shitload of bras.
00:34:13Oh, okay.
00:34:14Um, what size are you?
00:34:16Um, I don't know.
00:34:18What's it look like?
00:34:19Whoa!
00:34:20Boom!
00:34:21Sorry.
00:34:23She's from, uh...
00:34:26Hollywood.
00:34:27Ah.
00:34:29You look like a size 36-y.
00:34:32Um, I'll go check basic support
00:34:34and, uh,
00:34:34why don't you feel free
00:34:35to look around.
00:34:36Thanks, Brandy.
00:34:37Uh-huh.
00:34:40Okay, uh...
00:34:41Can't show your boobs
00:34:42to everybody.
00:34:43There are rules.
00:34:44We'll talk about them.
00:34:46Okay, this is, uh...
00:34:48This is a thong.
00:34:50Girls like them.
00:34:52I don't really understand
00:34:54why.
00:34:59Hey!
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:01Okay, this.
00:35:02Try these on.
00:35:04Outfits, we can get out of here.
00:35:07So, we've only known
00:35:08each other a day
00:35:09and you're already
00:35:09buying me lingerie?
00:35:13Do you always move this fast?
00:35:15Yes, always.
00:35:16Very.
00:35:16No, no, I don't.
00:35:18I-I just...
00:35:18I enjoy shopping
00:35:19for lingerie.
00:35:21I have a knack for it.
00:35:22Oh, yes, you do.
00:35:25Listen, I interviewed Felix,
00:35:27but I understand
00:35:27that you're the one
00:35:28that I need to talk to.
00:35:29Mm-hmm.
00:35:30So if you have some time
00:35:31right now,
00:35:31I would love to get
00:35:32this interview done.
00:35:32That's not so great.
00:35:34It's right next to it.
00:35:35Right next to it.
00:35:59Right next to it.
00:36:05How do you know my size?
00:36:06Just a lucky guess. I'm a lucky guy.
00:36:09Well, what do you say we try it on?
00:36:10Not together, of course.
00:36:13Careful, it's broken glass in there.
00:36:15Okay, I don't know if this is a shitload, but here.
00:36:18Brandy, these are all dreadful.
00:36:20All of them. We need more. Could you get more?
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:25Shopping is over. Let's go.
00:36:27No way. I need some bras.
00:36:28I don't want to come here again.
00:36:29Everything tastes bad.
00:36:31Fine, how's this?
00:36:32Okay, give me a test drive.
00:36:34Not out here. You do that in a changing room, okay?
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:37Go to the...
00:36:39Oh, no.
00:36:51What are you doing back here?
00:36:52You're not supposed to be in here.
00:36:54I know. I know that.
00:36:56But I found something else that I think you might like.
00:36:59Oh, really? What?
00:37:02Ma'am, I think you're really gonna...
00:37:03This? I found this for you.
00:37:04What are you doing here?
00:37:05Wait a minute. This is much racier than the one I asked you for.
00:37:07Well, there's nothing wrong with being a little racy.
00:37:13Go.
00:37:14Go.
00:37:17We're leaving.
00:37:18I'm waiting for you.
00:37:19I don't care where you are from, you are out of here, buddy.
00:37:22No, I heard you.
00:37:24I understand. I understand.
00:37:25Please.
00:37:31Speed up. We gotta go.
00:37:32Fucking relax. I'm coming.
00:37:33I need that.
00:37:42Max?
00:37:49Thank you. Come on. Let's go.
00:37:51Let's go.
00:37:52Sorry to rush you.
00:37:53You just...
00:37:54You look so good.
00:37:54I can't wait to get you home.
00:37:56Well, if you're in that big of a hurry,
00:37:57why don't we do it in the dressing room?
00:38:00Hmm?
00:38:01Hmm.
00:38:04Ha!
00:38:05Ha!
00:38:07Can you help this nice woman?
00:38:09Uh, sir, you can't go in.
00:38:10But I...
00:38:11But I...
00:38:14Hi.
00:38:15I'm Brandy. Can I help you?
00:38:39Damn, you look good.
00:38:43We have to go right now. Come on, come on, come on.
00:38:44We're nuts.
00:38:45Wes!
00:38:46Please!
00:38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:52What's the capital of America?
00:38:54Oh, it's America.
00:38:55Okay.
00:38:57Uh, thank you.
00:38:59Sir?
00:39:00Sir?
00:39:01Sir?
00:39:01Hey, Hollywood!
00:39:03Excuse me.
00:39:04I had a pink dress I picked out.
00:39:06Um, then somebody swiped it.
00:39:08You think you could grab me another?
00:39:09Miss, are you okay?
00:39:10Get away!
00:39:11Never coming back here again or anywhere else.
00:39:14Let's do something fun.
00:39:15Like I've sexed!
00:39:16What are you doing?
00:39:17Ow!
00:39:18We're done, cops!
00:39:23Jesus, God!
00:39:27I don't want to do this right now.
00:39:29But you wanted to last night.
00:39:31I was drunk last night.
00:39:33And vulnerable, and you took advantage of that.
00:39:35I know.
00:39:36Isn't it cool we bear dust to you?
00:39:37No.
00:39:39Sometimes.
00:39:40I think maybe we move too fast.
00:39:42I just...
00:39:43I need some time, okay?
00:39:45To sort things out.
00:39:49Okay, whatever.
00:39:56I'm sorry about this.
00:40:00But you know what?
00:40:02We can find other fun stuff to do.
00:40:05You can.
00:40:06All I need is a six-pack of malt liquor, the vibrator.
00:40:16Nice job.
00:40:19So what happened to you last night?
00:40:21You didn't even say goodbye.
00:40:22I know.
00:40:23It was so rude of me.
00:40:24I just...
00:40:24I remembered my lights in my car.
00:40:27I mean, I see you at the mall, and the next thing I know, I'm down to my underwear.
00:40:32Believe me, I don't usually do that.
00:40:34Oh, me neither.
00:40:36But now that we've done that, I think you owe me an interview.
00:40:39Yes, I do.
00:40:40Are you hungry?
00:40:40I sure am.
00:40:42He asked me to be his friend.
00:40:43Yeah, after you came on to him.
00:40:45Little Miss Homewrecker.
00:40:46What?
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:47Oh, Rick, you can have me anytime you want me.
00:40:50Rick is off limits.
00:40:51You do not talk to him.
00:40:53You don't call him.
00:40:54You don't ever see him again.
00:40:55Otherwise, I will be all over you like a flyer.
00:40:59Genetic lab.
00:41:00Is Max there?
00:41:01Yeah, you just caught us.
00:41:03We were heading out to lunch.
00:41:04Just you and him?
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:07You sound awfully familiar.
00:41:08Do I know you?
00:41:09You will.
00:41:10You will, bitch.
00:41:18Damn.
00:41:22Oh, ma'am.
00:41:56What are you looking at?
00:42:14Kate, have you seen Max?
00:42:15No. Apparently he went to lunch with some whore.
00:42:19Oh, interesting.
00:42:22Well, I have a lunch with President Chumley.
00:42:24Could you do me a favor and watch these hamsters
00:42:26until Max returns from his lunch with the whore?
00:42:29These are Max's hamsters?
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah. I'll take care of them.
00:42:43Hey, Kate.
00:42:44Hey.
00:42:46Ooh, that's gonna make her dizzy.
00:42:48Fun though, huh?
00:42:50Looks like she's out of food.
00:42:51If you want to help me feed her,
00:42:52the hamster food's just in that cabinet.
00:42:55Sounds like a thrill a minute.
00:42:57She gets a half cup of the kibble
00:42:59and a dropper of the vitamin.
00:43:02Holy mother of God.
00:43:04Are you looking at my ass, Henry?
00:43:07Uh...
00:43:08Yeah, a little bit.
00:43:10Look, I know you're just getting over a boyfriend.
00:43:13Oh, no, he's not my boyfriend.
00:43:14We just screwed with that emotional attachment.
00:43:16Really?
00:43:17Would you be open to screwing additional people
00:43:20without emotional attachment?
00:43:22Oh, yeah.
00:43:24I'm open to screwing as many people as possible.
00:43:26Ah.
00:43:27Well, what, say you and I get together sometime soon?
00:43:31Two minutes soon enough.
00:43:32That'll work.
00:43:33Rock and roll!
00:43:34I gotta take a piss, but I'll be right back.
00:43:40I am such a stud!
00:43:45It's gonna be really great to finally get in the lab with you guys.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:50Wow.
00:43:50What is it?
00:43:52You smell terrific.
00:43:53What is that?
00:43:55It's just a girly herbal shampoo
00:43:57and a little bit of jasmine perfume.
00:43:58Jasmine?
00:43:59I'm gonna have to go right back in.
00:44:01One more time.
00:44:04I would love to.
00:44:05Um, yes.
00:44:07Let me go to the restroom, and I'll be right back.
00:44:09Okay.
00:44:20Excuse me?
00:44:21Screw you, lady.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:25Wow.
00:44:26That was really fast.
00:44:27Not as fast as the slut you had for lunch.
00:44:32Hi, guys. How was lunch?
00:44:33Cram it in your pie-hole asswipe. We're busy.
00:44:37What the hell are you doing?
00:44:39I came here to kick your ass for screwing around at me,
00:44:41but now I'm gonna bone Henry.
00:44:43There, Max.
00:44:44Besides, you had lunch with that whore.
00:44:45Don't you call her that.
00:44:47Besides, that was for work.
00:44:49You don't have any interest in her?
00:44:51No.
00:44:52Then put your money where your mouth is, blow off work,
00:44:55and let's go to happy hour.
00:44:56I can't do that because I still have a test to run in the lab.
00:44:59You pussy!
00:45:00I'm gonna go anyhow, and maybe I can find somebody cool to join me.
00:45:03Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:04We'll go. We'll go.
00:45:05You and I, to happy hour.
00:45:06I just need a minute.
00:45:07Will you give me one minute?
00:45:08What am I gonna do now for a minute?
00:45:10It's not that long.
00:45:13Food.
00:45:14That's food.
00:45:15Here. Here, take it all.
00:45:16Get yourself some food.
00:45:18You know you're hungry, and I know you're hungry.
00:45:20Hot dogs, okay?
00:45:21But don't go anywhere else.
00:45:22I'll be right back.
00:45:23Hey, Felix.
00:45:25How was lunch?
00:45:26Fine.
00:45:27Just fine, thanks.
00:45:30Good.
00:45:33Hey.
00:45:34Hi.
00:45:38You, uh, ready to get busy?
00:45:42Sure.
00:45:43Do you wanna do it right here?
00:45:44In the lab?
00:45:45With Felix watching.
00:45:47Yeah, why not?
00:45:48You're not shy now, are you?
00:45:50Well, yeah, a little bit.
00:45:51I mean, since you and I have never done this together before.
00:45:55Henry, it's just a little prick, and then we're done, right?
00:45:57Hey, where's Max?
00:45:59He said he was gonna join us.
00:46:00You asked Max to join us?
00:46:02Yeah, it was all his idea.
00:46:04Oh, there must be something Max wouldn't...
00:46:06What's that for?
00:46:07To take the blood samples.
00:46:09Oh, oh, oh, no, no.
00:46:10That's not necessary, because I was gonna wear a condom.
00:46:17Why don't you just grab the hamsters, and we'll get started.
00:46:20You wanna use hamsters?
00:46:23I don't know any way to do it without them.
00:46:28Well...
00:46:28The thing is...
00:46:30Max, thank God you're here!
00:46:37Felix!
00:46:39Will you give me a hand here?
00:46:57Whoa!
00:46:59It was the original, not the clone.
00:47:00Although you were speaking to the clone, who you thought was the original.
00:47:02The clone came to work while we were away, but then the original came back, and I've gotta get the
00:47:05clone home now before the original sees her.
00:47:08What was the first bit again?
00:47:10The... the... the clone?
00:47:12You were speaking to the clone.
00:47:13Who's that?
00:47:14That's the original!
00:47:16She wanted to...
00:47:17Just keep an eye on things!
00:47:19Okay, I'll cover.
00:47:21Max, there's something wrong with Fluffy too, she sounds sick.
00:47:24Sick?
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:25What's wrong with Fluffy too?
00:47:26What's up?
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:28She seems like a little indigestion maybe.
00:47:30Did you take samples?
00:47:31No, no, not yet.
00:47:31Get me a hypo, Henry.
00:47:32But that's blood.
00:47:33There's no time.
00:47:34Get the needle.
00:47:34Okay.
00:47:35Max, are you sure?
00:47:36I mean, what if there's something wrong with the cloning process?
00:47:38There is nothing wrong with the process.
00:47:40Hello, everybody.
00:47:41Hi.
00:47:42How's our project coming along?
00:47:44Just fine, sir.
00:47:45This is a perfectly healthy clone.
00:48:00That is fucking awesome!
00:48:05What to do?
00:48:06No!
00:48:08I just stuck in the needle.
00:48:10I stuck in the needle.
00:48:11I knew she was dead.
00:48:13So what does that mean?
00:48:14Every clone we make is gonna explode.
00:48:16Oh, no.
00:48:18Oh, no.
00:48:20Oh, no.
00:48:21Oh, no.
00:48:21Oh, no.
00:48:22Oh, no.
00:48:23Oh, no.
00:48:24Oh, no.
00:48:24Sue, please move.
00:48:25Please.
00:48:27Oh.
00:48:27Oh, God.
00:48:28Oh, God.
00:48:29You don't look so good.
00:48:30Well, I don't feel so good.
00:48:31I feel like I'm gonna burst.
00:48:33Oh, Jesus, you are.
00:48:34Take cover!
00:48:35We all might die!
00:48:37Everyone take cover!
00:48:43We need a doctor immediately!
00:48:46Sir, there are others in front of you.
00:48:48Listen to me!
00:48:49Mary Delaney, this is a matter of life and death.
00:48:52That woman could explode any minute.
00:48:53When she does, the whole building comes down with her.
00:48:55I need every doctor you've got and possibly the bomb squad.
00:48:59What's wrong?
00:48:59Am I gonna be okay?
00:49:04I think that's the last ever.
00:49:05I think there's a little bit of intestines up here.
00:49:08Actually, I believe that's her spleen.
00:49:11I don't care what it is.
00:49:13Just clean it up.
00:49:16Get it off the ceiling, if you don't mind.
00:49:19Where's Max?
00:49:21He had an emergency to take care of.
00:49:24Oh, he had an emergency to take care of.
00:49:27Oh, I see.
00:49:28That all makes sense to me.
00:49:30Do me a small favor.
00:49:31If anybody hears from Max, would you give him a message from me?
00:49:34Would you tell him to get his ass back here?
00:49:38Now!
00:49:38Okay.
00:49:58She's had a little bit too much soda, but otherwise she's fine.
00:50:03So that's it.
00:50:04I mean, she's not going to explode.
00:50:08No, no.
00:50:09In fact, she's the healthiest person I've ever seen in my life.
00:50:13Really?
00:50:13Not an ounce of cholesterol, perfect x-rays, every blood cell seems to be brand new.
00:50:17Max, watch.
00:50:18If I leave this thing on long enough, my whole arm turns purple.
00:50:20Look!
00:50:23Well, she's not the brightest bulb in the tree, is she?
00:50:26Hey!
00:50:27Do you know what's on tonight?
00:50:28Wrestling!
00:50:29Let's order a pizza!
00:50:30I don't want pizza, okay?
00:50:33I think I'm going on a diet.
00:50:35Well, you are starting to pudge up.
00:50:36Just once.
00:50:37I would love to sit down and just...
00:50:39I don't know.
00:50:41Talk.
00:50:42Hello?
00:50:43Can we...
00:50:44Will you talk to me?
00:50:45Can we do that?
00:50:46I do not think so.
00:50:48Okay?
00:50:49Yeah, that's not funny, Jake.
00:50:51I smell the cooking!
00:50:52You never talk!
00:50:54I'm not just some thrusting...
00:50:55Okay, okay, okay.
00:50:56Verile...
00:50:57Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:50:58Come on.
00:50:59Okay.
00:51:00We can talk, okay?
00:51:01We can have a nice, happy conversation about...
00:51:06Oh, that's a little rough.
00:51:07Wrestling!
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:09Dude, it's Henry.
00:51:10Listen, your job is on the line.
00:51:11Jonas is so pissed at you that that vein on his head started going.
00:51:15Damn it, Kate!
00:51:15Would you get off of me?
00:51:16Gotcha!
00:51:17It's Kate.
00:51:19You know someone else named Kate?
00:51:21Uh...
00:51:22Who is she?
00:51:23Stop that!
00:51:24It's no one important, okay?
00:51:26Who is she?
00:51:28She's the reporter I went to lunch with.
00:51:30She's covering my work.
00:51:32Do you wanna screw her?
00:51:33We're just friends, okay?
00:51:35We do have a lot in common.
00:51:36I just enjoy being...
00:51:38with her.
00:51:39Sounds like a total waste of time.
00:51:42Okay, Tubby, enough for a place.
00:51:44Time for some sex!
00:51:47Not tonight, I have a headache.
00:51:54Max, how'd it go last night?
00:51:56Any more problems we'll replicate?
00:51:58Problems?
00:51:58All I have is problems.
00:52:00We still have to move the replicator into the auditorium for the presentation.
00:52:03We have no idea what happened to poor Fluffy Two.
00:52:05And I have an insane clone literally destroying my apartment.
00:52:08She's developed a real attitude problem, Henry.
00:52:10What do you mean?
00:52:13What I mean is I think we made a mistake.
00:52:15We should have exposed her to at least a few feminine influences.
00:52:18Like what?
00:52:19Douching?
00:52:20I'm serious.
00:52:21I'm hanging out with Replicate.
00:52:23And she's acting just like a guy.
00:52:24But it's not as good as we thought it was going to be.
00:52:27I'm beginning to wonder what women even see in us.
00:52:29Dude, what is your problem?
00:52:31She's a woman that acts like a man.
00:52:33It's what every man wants.
00:52:34No, it's what every man says he wants.
00:52:36Maybe all the things we don't understand about women.
00:52:38All those little quirks that drive us crazy.
00:52:40Maybe those are more important than we realize.
00:52:42Replicate listens, but she doesn't hear me.
00:52:44She's completely self-involved.
00:52:46I don't know.
00:52:46She just doesn't get it.
00:52:47I feel like I'm dating...
00:52:49Me.
00:52:50I never get that lucky.
00:52:54What do you think would happen if the real Kate found out?
00:52:57Don't even say that.
00:52:58Don't you think she has a right to know?
00:53:01Oh, you idiot.
00:53:03Two identical women and you fall for the one that won't blow you in a bar.
00:53:11Be careful with that.
00:53:12That is expensive.
00:53:13Do you understand me?
00:53:14Do you get it?
00:53:15Expensive.
00:53:16Costs a lot of money.
00:53:16Is this Kate here?
00:53:17Yeah, over there.
00:53:18That's not going to fit through those doors, Felix.
00:53:19Damn it!
00:53:20Hey!
00:53:21What happened to you yesterday?
00:53:22I tried to reach you.
00:53:22I'm so sorry I didn't call you back.
00:53:24I ended up having to rush a friend of mine to the university infirmary and it just ended
00:53:28up being a really long night.
00:53:29I do hope I'm not interrupting, but I just heard something very funny and I thought I'd
00:53:32share it with you, my friends.
00:53:35Evidently, it was discovered that the reason Fluffy 2 exploded was because someone in here
00:53:39fed her hydrogen sulfate.
00:53:42Now, here's the funny part.
00:53:44It was discovered by Miss Carson, who is not a geneticist by profession and yet seems
00:53:49to know more about what's going on in this lab than you two pathetic excuses for scientists.
00:53:56I have a presentation in 24 hours and just yesterday we had to scrape the guest of honor off the
00:54:02walls with a chamois.
00:54:06Now, this replicator has to be moved.
00:54:08A new clone made and a whole new set of data derived.
00:54:11If this is not done, if this presentation is in any way compromised, then you will not only
00:54:18be out of a job tomorrow, but I will see to it you never work in this field again.
00:54:22Do you dig it?
00:54:25Sir, if you think that by threatening me you can force me to be your slave, well...
00:54:31You can't shit.
00:54:36Oh, and Miss Carson, I don't think Max needs any more distractions from you.
00:54:40Now, why don't we discuss tonight's interview at my home?
00:54:43Dude, you'll be here all night.
00:54:45Replicate's gonna freak.
00:54:46No, she won't because you're gonna be keeping an eye on her.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49Just give her two six-packs of burger and several hours of cartoons.
00:54:55Hmm.
00:54:55Okay.
00:55:00Hi, uh, Mary.
00:55:02Hi, Langner.
00:55:04Hi.
00:55:04I'm from the biomedical labs here on campus.
00:55:07I understand you treated a, uh, a friend of mine yesterday.
00:55:11She came in with someone named Max Fleming.
00:55:13Oh, a tall girl, good-looking, no insurance.
00:55:18That's her.
00:55:20Yes.
00:55:22Hi.
00:55:24Um, the eighth grade was fascinating for a number of reasons.
00:55:28You know, this is so amazing.
00:55:30And you have given me such wonderful information, it's almost overwhelming.
00:55:34I should probably get some rest before the big day tomorrow.
00:55:37Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:55:38I, uh, I do have a speech to prepare myself.
00:55:41Yes, you do.
00:55:42And I'm gonna let you get to that, so thank you so much.
00:55:45Well, good night.
00:55:52You want a beer?
00:55:53I'm not in the mood.
00:55:55What's up?
00:55:57It's Max.
00:55:59You know, at first I thought he was a cool and all.
00:56:01Uh-huh.
00:56:01But he's just gotten all weird on me.
00:56:03He doesn't want to play video games, he doesn't want to watch sports.
00:56:06He's on a diet.
00:56:08Yeah, I didn't notice he was starting to pudge up a bit.
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:11And he's not putting out, so...
00:56:13What?
00:56:14You mean you two aren't...
00:56:15Like...
00:56:16We did it once and that was two days ago.
00:56:20See, all I want is just to have a lot of casual sex without getting bogged down in a relationship.
00:56:25Oh, yeah, I'm not.
00:56:25You see, he has these issues with it.
00:56:29I mean, what's up with that?
00:56:31Oh, I don't know.
00:56:31I mean, I've always said, you want to shag someone, shag them.
00:56:34Why bring emotion into it, huh?
00:56:36Dude.
00:56:37Exactly.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:38It is not natural to want to have sex with the same person.
00:56:41Of course not.
00:56:41No, and I'm young.
00:56:42And if somebody wants to have sex with me, then I think that I should have sex with them.
00:56:46Well, especially when Max is so into...
00:56:50What did you say?
00:56:51Nothing.
00:56:54This?
00:56:54This is bullshit.
00:56:56So he can have sex with somebody else and I can't.
00:57:03Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:57:05What are you thinking?
00:57:15I'm sorry to bother you so late, sir, but I have something that you really need to see.
00:57:18Have you seen this?
00:57:19No.
00:57:20That woman is giving Max full credit for the replicator.
00:57:23Full credit!
00:57:24Okay, but, uh...
00:57:25After all I've done for that kid and this is how he repays me, if this goes to print, I'm
00:57:30finished!
00:57:31I'm not so sure about that.
00:57:33You're going to want to take a look at this.
00:57:45Why the long face?
00:57:48I just wanted to help people, Kate. That's all I wanted to do.
00:57:50And now it seems like every single thing I touch turns to complete sh...
00:57:55I can't stop screwing up.
00:57:58Max, listen.
00:58:00Every great inventor screwed up.
00:58:02It took Edison over a thousand attempts to create the light bulb.
00:58:05If you don't make mistakes, you never learn.
00:58:08How much of the replicator was your idea?
00:58:11That's hard to specify.
00:58:13I mean, Jonas bought all the paper.
00:58:14Felix does a pretty good job of bringing bagels in morning.
00:58:16Ballpark figure.
00:58:17Ninety percent.
00:58:18Max, listen to me.
00:58:20You are going to help people.
00:58:22And, you know, maybe one day you might even take credit for your own work.
00:58:31This can't be.
00:58:32It is.
00:58:33That's the chart for the woman Max took to the hospital.
00:58:36Here's the chart for Fluffy, too.
00:58:43Find this woman.
00:58:45Tonight!
00:58:45I'll do my best, sir.
00:58:49And then she left me.
00:58:51And for years I dreamed that we'd get back together.
00:58:54And maybe get married.
00:58:56And we never did.
00:58:58Because of her fucking dog.
00:58:59Enough with the motor mouth.
00:59:00Are you ready to go again yet?
00:59:01Again?
00:59:02It's been five years.
00:59:04You know, there's a limit to how long a man can go.
00:59:06Really?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08I'm out of here.
00:59:10What?
00:59:11Besides, you're out of beer.
00:59:12Kate!
00:59:14All I need is ten minutes and a glass of Gatorade.
00:59:16I'll be fine.
00:59:18Kate!
00:59:21Hey.
00:59:24Oh, my goodness.
00:59:29She's perfect.
00:59:32She sure is.
00:59:36So the woman that called you at the lab the other day,
00:59:39was she an ex-girlfriend?
00:59:44Uh...
00:59:45Sort of.
00:59:46Well, what was she like?
00:59:49She was surprisingly like you.
00:59:52In a lot of ways.
00:59:55Too much like me and all the others.
01:00:00To tell you the truth, she is...
01:00:02See, you've not seen anyone?
01:00:07No.
01:00:07No.
01:00:17Excuse me!
01:00:19Excuse me!
01:00:21Has anyone seen a gorgeous girl who just wants to have sex all the time?
01:00:25Yeah, she's in the back with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
01:00:29She better not be shagging them.
01:00:41Kate?
01:00:43Kate?
01:00:44Hey, I was just coming to surprise you.
01:00:46Well, you did.
01:00:47Who the hell are you?
01:00:49Oh, you're still mad at me.
01:00:51You look amazing.
01:00:52Did you change your hair?
01:00:53No.
01:00:54It just got messed up while I was banging Henry.
01:00:56You slept with another guy already?
01:00:58That didn't take very long, Kate.
01:01:00No shit.
01:01:01It lasted two minutes tops.
01:01:03Well, are you doing this to get back at me because you're pissed that I screwed around on you?
01:01:07No.
01:01:08I'm doing this to get back at Max for sleeping around on me.
01:01:10Max?
01:01:11Max?
01:01:12You'd suck with two guys?
01:01:14Yep.
01:01:15And I am looking for more.
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:19All right.
01:01:19Look, baby.
01:01:19You made your point.
01:01:20All right?
01:01:21I cheated on you when I was on tour.
01:01:24And it was wrong.
01:01:25And I am sorry.
01:01:27Okay?
01:01:27But they were groupies, baby.
01:01:29It's not like they were real women.
01:01:30Oh, I don't care who you sleep with.
01:01:35You don't care if I'm having sex with other women while I'm having sex with you?
01:01:40Wait, you mean like a threesome?
01:01:43No!
01:01:44No, I would be totally into that.
01:01:47I get off at ten.
01:01:50I know where to go.
01:01:52That's how I feel.
01:01:53Me too.
01:01:54Me too.
01:02:00Me too.
01:02:00Me too.
01:02:04Thank you, Kate.
01:02:06Thank you for tonight.
01:02:08And everything you said.
01:02:10I really needed that.
01:02:14Do you know the real reason I broke up with Derek?
01:02:17Uh, because he was holding you back from doing what you really wanted to do.
01:02:24No.
01:02:26Because in a million years, he would never do anything as sweet as this.
01:02:31No.
01:02:34No.
01:02:45No.
01:02:46No.
01:03:01No.
01:03:04No.
01:03:06No.
01:03:07No.
01:03:08It's probably not time to go next.
01:03:14Oh, absolutely. The more, the merrier.
01:03:17Let's go.
01:03:19Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
01:03:22Kate! Kate, why are you... Kate!
01:03:31No, wait, wait. What's that?
01:03:33What? What?
01:03:34We shouldn't do this if Jonas finds us together.
01:03:36No, he won't. He won't. He's in his office, practicing his speech.
01:03:39Besides, I don't want you to go.
01:03:45Come.
01:03:48You go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
01:03:53And I'm gonna go fresh enough.
01:04:09You can't get angry at me for not finding her.
01:04:12There's a big town. I'm just one guy. She's not gonna just fall into my lap.
01:04:17This is where you're staying, right?
01:04:19This is the address you had already given.
01:04:20Yeah. It'll do.
01:04:43What is going on?
01:04:45We are allowed to be here, right?
01:04:47Oh, who gives a shit? Go find the bedroom.
01:04:49All right.
01:04:50Go, bedroom.
01:04:55All right.
01:04:58Let's get this show in the road, girls.
01:05:00Yeah, let's go. Come on.
01:05:10He finally came to his senses.
01:05:16Whoa, Kate. Whoa, whoa.
01:05:18Wow. Mama.
01:05:20Listen here.
01:05:23I could not have dreamed this whole thing any better.
01:05:27But there is something that I absolutely have to tell you.
01:05:29Enough talking.
01:05:31I have a surprise for you.
01:05:53Oh, what the hell?
01:06:05Oh, Kate.
01:06:09I'm back.
01:06:11I'm back here.
01:06:17Jonas.
01:06:18Jonas.
01:06:22Jonas.
01:06:23You around.
01:06:23Jonas.
01:06:25I found her, sir.
01:06:26She's here.
01:06:28Sorry, sir.
01:06:29She's downstairs.
01:06:45I love that spot.
01:06:48It's like you know me already.
01:06:52You know, usually I wouldn't do this so fast, but the last guy I was with, he sucked in bed.
01:07:00Go find the bedroom.
01:07:02I'll be right there.
01:07:07Going ahead.
01:07:09I'll be right there.
01:07:15I'll be right there.
01:07:46This is ridiculous.
01:07:51Wow.
01:07:52You're as hot as I am.
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Nice rack.
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56My.
01:07:58God.
01:07:59Max!
01:08:00Now, Helix!
01:08:01What?
01:08:02What?
01:08:05Oh!
01:08:06Oh!
01:08:07Oh!
01:08:07Oh!
01:08:08Oh!
01:08:08Oh!
01:08:08Oh!
01:08:09Oh!
01:08:09Oh!
01:08:10Take that, bitch!
01:08:12Oh!
01:08:12Oh!
01:08:13Oh!
01:08:17Could you be any more incompetent?
01:08:20Give me a hand.
01:08:31Oh, my God.
01:08:33Oh, yeah.
01:08:34Oh, yeah.
01:08:34Oh, right there.
01:08:35Oh, yes!
01:08:37Oh, God.
01:08:38I think I'm gonna explode.
01:08:41Henry, is that you?
01:08:42Who the hell's Henry?
01:08:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:08:44Is there somebody else in here?
01:08:45Yes!
01:08:47Oh, my God!
01:08:48Oh, my God.
01:08:49Oh, my God.
01:08:50It's Derek Waters from Greensnake.
01:08:51Hey, what's up?
01:08:52Where the hell is Kate?
01:08:53I was with Kate!
01:08:54She was with me!
01:08:55You were with Kate.
01:08:56I was with Kate.
01:08:56Who the hell are you?
01:08:57Whoa, whoa!
01:08:58If you're all there, then who's licking me balls?
01:09:02Mm-hmm.
01:09:03Ah!
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:08Ah!
01:09:08Ah!
01:09:09Ah!
01:09:09Kate, where are you?
01:09:10Kate!
01:09:11Shit!
01:09:26Oh, shit.
01:09:29No shit.
01:09:30You cannot do this to us, Jonas.
01:09:32Oh, I'm not responsible for your situation.
01:09:35Max is.
01:09:36He cloned you.
01:09:37I'm simply looking out for your best interests.
01:09:39By kidnapping us?
01:09:40You always wanted to be in science.
01:09:42Well, now you are science.
01:09:45You feel it, Lucky Punk?
01:09:48Kate!
01:10:02This is absolutely incredible.
01:10:04She's a perfect clone.
01:10:06Sir, those women seem kind of scared.
01:10:07Are you sure this is the best way to handle it?
01:10:09Oh, don't be so thick-headed.
01:10:10The potential of this research has always been to clone a human being.
01:10:13And now that Max has dropped one in our laps, you want to let her go?
01:10:17Those are no longer women in there.
01:10:19They are founts of information that must be mined for science.
01:10:22Now, I've got to go rehearse my speech.
01:10:24You stay here.
01:10:25Nobody goes in or out of that lab except me.
01:10:27Understand?
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:35Put a line!
01:10:36You know, you're a man, sure, Bev.
01:10:38If you need an extra pair of hands...
01:10:46You stay away from me.
01:10:48Hey!
01:10:50What's up?
01:10:51Jonas has the Cates.
01:10:52Ah.
01:10:53And he's revised his presentation in order to frame us.
01:10:57Frame us?
01:10:57What are you...
01:10:59Oh, that dick!
01:11:01The moment those two girls walk across that stage tomorrow, they will become lab rats for
01:11:05the rest of their lives.
01:11:06Yeah, we've got to call the cops.
01:11:07Where's his phone?
01:11:08And say what, Henry?
01:11:09Help us.
01:11:09Somebody stole our clone.
01:11:11Yeah, we don't even know where they are.
01:11:13We know precisely where they'll be tomorrow at 9 a.m.
01:11:16Presentation.
01:11:17Right, so what do we do?
01:11:19We use this.
01:11:24Pubes.
01:11:27But...
01:11:27Oh, yeah.
01:11:29Max, that bastard.
01:11:31How could he do this to me?
01:11:32To us?
01:11:34I don't know.
01:11:35Besides all the nagging and whining, he was kinda cool to me.
01:11:39I had fun with him.
01:11:41That doesn't make what he did any less wrong.
01:11:43You know, he created you solely to have a relationship with.
01:11:46Then why was he so interested in being with you?
01:11:55I'm very happy to see you.
01:11:56I'm happy to see you.
01:11:57I'm happy to see you.
01:11:58That's exciting.
01:11:59There.
01:12:00Hi.
01:12:00How are you?
01:12:02How are you?
01:12:02Good to see you.
01:12:03Good to see you.
01:12:03Welcome.
01:12:04Welcome.
01:12:04Yes.
01:12:20Get out of here.
01:12:21What?
01:12:21I'm sorry?
01:12:22Get out of here!
01:12:23No!
01:12:24But I thought that you...
01:12:24Get out!
01:12:25Get out!
01:12:26Get out!
01:12:26Get out!
01:12:26Get out!
01:12:27Get out!
01:12:34Good clone Jonah.
01:12:35Such a good clone.
01:12:36Mmm, I think that went pretty well.
01:12:38I had two hours of training. You went five whole words.
01:12:40Venus!
01:12:41There's six words.
01:12:42Unless you hadn't thought of that.
01:12:44Here we go.
01:12:47Son of a-
01:12:47Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of here right now!
01:12:49Stay there. Stay.
01:12:51Nice.
01:12:52You have a lot of explaining to do.
01:12:54Look, I cloned you by accident.
01:12:55I know it's no excuse, but it is the truth.
01:12:57Yes, I did a terrible thing, but I am not like Jonas.
01:13:00I'm still the guy I was last night.
01:13:02I guess...
01:13:03I guess completely in love with you.
01:13:06I can't do anything for you.
01:13:08Could you be any sappier?
01:13:11Do girls actually fall for this shit?
01:13:14That's fucked up.
01:13:16Kate.
01:13:17Kate, I cloned you by accident.
01:13:18I know it's not an excuse, but it's the truth.
01:13:20I heard you, but I say you still got a thing for cloning people.
01:13:22I didn't know what else to do.
01:13:24As soon as Jonas tells the world that you're a clone and that she's a clone...
01:13:26Just get me out of here.
01:13:28Oh, right, sorry.
01:13:29You're gonna be research projects for the rest of your life.
01:13:32Now, I know you hate me right now, and I don't even blame you,
01:13:34but if we're gonna get out of here, we have got to work together.
01:13:42Okay.
01:13:42What do we do?
01:13:43We just gotta get you out of here before Jonas makes a speech.
01:13:47Where's Rebel Jonas?
01:13:49Oh, bugger me.
01:13:50Find the real Jonas.
01:13:51Install it.
01:13:51Do not let him get to the stage.
01:14:01Oh, here he is. Excuse me.
01:14:06There you are.
01:14:06I've got a room full of people waiting to see you.
01:14:09Whenever the front...
01:14:11Whenever the frontiers of genetics are explored, the questions...
01:14:18Felix! Felix!
01:14:23If memory serves me correct, I thought I'd ask you to stay back at the lab and guard the cage,
01:14:28and so a question comes to mind.
01:14:29And do you know what that question is?
01:14:31Uh, no.
01:14:32Why are you here?
01:14:34Oh, Casey, I wouldn't have guessed...
01:14:35Zip it!
01:14:36Now, why don't you go back to the lab and stay there until I tell you to leave?
01:14:41You can do that for me, can't you?
01:14:42Can you do that for me?
01:14:43Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:14:43You can do that, can't you?
01:14:44Do it!
01:14:44Okay, guys, tell me, guys.
01:14:47She sells seashells, she sells seashells.
01:14:50This is Giovanni Bellini, president of the largest genetic research company in Rome, Genitalia.
01:14:55I'm a big fan of your work. I'm very excited to see this today.
01:14:58Get out of here!
01:14:59No, seriously, I'm excited.
01:15:02Ow!
01:15:07Oh, and, uh, this is Max, Dr. Frommer's chief research assistant.
01:15:10Oh, you must be thrilled working with a genius like Dr. Frommer.
01:15:12Oh, of course, I'm here because of Dr. Frommer. He made me what I am today.
01:15:16Oh, yeah! I'm here because of Dr. Frommer! He made me what I am today!
01:15:22I have a very important question to ask the doctor, if you could excuse us.
01:15:25We need to come.
01:15:26Important question!
01:15:26Such fun at the staff barbecue.
01:15:29First he tells me to watch the case, then he tells me not to watch the case,
01:15:32then he says to watch them again, and I'm the one who gets in trouble.
01:15:37Oh!
01:15:38They're out!
01:15:39Get out!
01:15:39Go!
01:15:42Go that way.
01:15:50You guys go that way!
01:15:51Okay.
01:15:59Hey, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie.
01:16:02Where are you, kid?
01:16:03It's just me, Felix!
01:16:05Hey, hey, hey, hey. Go, go, go, go, go.
01:16:18who's your mama now it's okay nothing to be afraid of kate come on out
01:16:33okay oh jonas guess what your clones escaped i wouldn't be so sure of that
01:16:43get her
01:17:02whenever the uh the frontiersmen of genetics go exploring uh they can encounter questionable
01:17:08uh morality why are you doing this you know that you don't have to i'm just a squirrel in the
01:17:13world
01:17:13trying to get a nut here kate holy shit another clone jonah crap it another clone
01:17:29and felix is down at the 10 yeah
01:17:36with this hamster i will demonstrate to you the hyper replicator
01:17:59and your world ladies and gentlemen will never
01:18:03your world will never be the same
01:18:16would you excuse me for one moment
01:18:20yeah no yes
01:18:24max
01:18:25oh
01:18:29penis
01:18:34penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
01:18:38what is going on駅
01:18:41oh
01:18:41he escaped
01:18:42we'll find the other one
01:18:44us
01:18:44i'm in the middle of my presentation
01:18:46okay i'll get right on that sir
01:18:48love
01:18:49oh anything else
01:18:51hey look look back
01:18:52ah
01:19:05Excuse me ladies and gentlemen as I was saying a little problem
01:19:27I couldn't wear a dress what the hell is wrong with Jonas he's not really himself today sir
01:19:34why does he keep saying penis he's saying genus no it was penis uh we don't know and now we
01:19:43take this blood here and we combine it with some genetic hormone stuff put it right in the replicator
01:20:08and now ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself for the unbelievable
01:20:19a fully grown adult clothes
01:20:28was that bad was that bad
01:20:38there seems to be a small technical problem ladies and gentlemen but
01:20:43I can assure you that this machine does indeed work
01:20:47I swear to you because my assistant Max even cloned a human being on this machine
01:20:56and there it is
01:21:03and there's the original
01:21:06one of them I don't know which vice versa
01:21:09oh come on he's lying we're twins
01:21:12that's right if Mac couldn't rescue us Jonas here would have turned us into the world's biggest fraud
01:21:16don't trust them ladies and gentlemen because these phones are crafty
01:21:20just give me a couple of minutes I could explain everything
01:21:23it wasn't us
01:21:23but I can prove they're lying
01:21:26by getting blood samples from them
01:21:28we don't need to get them right
01:21:30it's not necessary
01:21:33I'm sure Dr. Frommer is just pulling our legs there right Dr. Frommer
01:21:36get out of my way
01:21:37I can assure you that there is not a single human clone at this university
01:21:45hello
01:21:46ah
01:21:47oh jeez
01:21:48he did it again
01:21:50he cloned me this time
01:21:52he cloned me this time
01:21:53Pants
01:21:54I want to know what is going on here and I want to know right now
01:21:56who made this clone
01:21:58I did
01:22:01no he didn't
01:22:02I did
01:22:03no she didn't
01:22:04I did
01:22:05no they didn't sir
01:22:06someone else did
01:22:07I'm here because of Dr. Frommer
01:22:10he made me what I am today
01:22:12that's right
01:22:13Jonas did it
01:22:14he's got loads crazy
01:22:15Dr. Frommer had absolutely nothing to do with any of this
01:22:18Max is just protecting him
01:22:20I'm not
01:22:20that's the truth
01:22:21I could explain everything
01:22:23we had nothing to do with it
01:22:24we're innocent and proper
01:22:26it was him
01:22:26it's all him
01:22:27again
01:22:27my son
01:22:29it was him
01:22:30it's all him
01:22:31Jesus Christ
01:22:31shut the fuck up
01:22:34like you
01:22:35you
01:22:36you yes
01:22:36I've been watching you
01:22:38I know you're even more loyal to Dr. Frommer than Max is
01:22:40I need the truth
01:22:42well go ahead Felix
01:22:43tell them
01:22:44he's been kissing my ass for years
01:22:46he knows what I'm capable of
01:22:50tell them
01:22:51you know what
01:22:52Max is full of shit
01:22:54these people aren't clones
01:22:55but Dr. Frommer told me that he planned on making human clones with that replicator there
01:23:00he's a
01:23:00he's a madman
01:23:02no
01:23:02no
01:23:06guards
01:23:06guards
01:23:07wait
01:23:09stay back
01:23:10stay back
01:23:10I have tenure
01:23:11wait
01:23:12wait
01:23:12no
01:23:13you idiots
01:23:14they're lying
01:23:15and I can prove it
01:23:16just let me get a blood sample
01:23:24ow
01:23:25you dick
01:23:27you rock
01:23:28I should have done that a long time ago
01:23:36listen to me
01:23:37listen to me
01:23:37listen to me
01:23:38I have a banana
01:23:39you can't have it
01:23:40hey
01:23:40hey
01:23:41fine
01:23:42how are you
01:23:42good
01:23:43good to see ya
01:23:43good to see ya
01:23:45you want it
01:23:46don't you
01:23:47come on
01:23:47get the banana
01:23:48come on
01:23:49sure
01:23:49I mean we could
01:23:50we could use the replicator
01:23:51to clone
01:23:53rhinoceroses
01:23:53oh we'd have to build a much bigger unit obviously
01:23:57can I call you back mafuzi
01:24:00yes sir
01:24:01hakuna matata
01:24:03hey
01:24:04what do you got there
01:24:06we got the cover
01:24:07yeah
01:24:07look look
01:24:09do you like it
01:24:11you don't think I should have gone with a solid tie
01:24:13look how cute you look
01:24:14okay
01:24:15we gotta celebrate
01:24:16I should call henry and ditto
01:24:17no no no
01:24:17I'd rather celebrate alone
01:24:21well I could do that
01:24:29refill
01:24:31yeah
01:24:32sorry
01:24:32I was finishing the dishes
01:24:34uh
01:24:34listen
01:24:36babe
01:24:36don't get me wrong
01:24:38I'm not complaining
01:24:39because
01:24:40this is
01:24:41just
01:24:41great
01:24:42hmm
01:24:44well I was thinking that
01:24:45maybe one time
01:24:47you and I could go out for dinner
01:24:49and not watch sports
01:24:51you know
01:24:52somewhere we could use a knife and fork
01:24:54wouldn't that be romantic
01:24:56you'll be romantic
01:24:57what
01:25:09ten minutes of silence
01:25:13I just got word
01:25:14Repligionis has escaped
01:25:16from the facility
01:25:16where they were studying him
01:25:17no one knows where he is
01:25:18don't worry
01:25:19he's a full-grown idiot
01:25:20with no skills
01:25:21how far could he possibly go
01:25:26penis
01:25:27penis
01:25:40so keep on talking
01:25:43what's not to say
01:25:46everything you know
01:25:47I know
01:25:48I know
01:25:49you've needed nothing
01:25:50until today
01:25:51situations
01:25:52I don't
01:25:54want
01:25:54to
01:25:55be me
01:25:56the same
01:25:57the eyes are upside down
01:25:59I'm climbing in
01:26:01and you let me in again
01:26:05you let me in again
01:26:08stop talking now
01:26:10you let me in again
01:26:14you let me in again
01:26:16just to hear me say
01:26:18I'm not the one
01:26:20to
01:26:21believe in
01:26:23don't be the one
01:26:25to put your money on me
01:26:28it isn't me
01:26:29you should count on
01:26:31next time I come around
01:26:34cause if you don't expect
01:26:36the world from me
01:26:37I will not let you down
01:26:39I will not let you down
01:27:19I'm the kind of guy that likes to kick off his shoes
01:27:22And I'm the kind of guy that likes to have nothing to do