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00:04Hello. Hello.
00:07Take a seat. Pleasure.
00:13I believe I'm in trouble with the mob.
00:17There you are, I'm afraid.
00:20Ready. Time to settle the debts.
00:23How much do I owe?
00:27As far as I can recall, it would be somewhere in the region of £50,000.
00:32£50,000?
00:36How am I going to pay this kind of money?
00:39Well, you know, that's kind of your issue and not really mine.
00:43You know, you borrow money from us, you've got to, you know, pay up.
00:48I'm never going to be able to get £50,000 together.
00:53That is not what I want to hear, I'm afraid, my love.
00:56But I do have other assets.
00:58Oh, do you really?
00:59Yes.
01:01Keep talking.
01:02But what would it take to reduce my bills and what?
01:08Hmm, good question.
01:10What's in your briefcase?
01:13Just what I need to get the job done.
01:16And what's that? A big tool.
01:19It is indeed.
01:20Is it?
01:20Your best.
01:22Oh, you look like you've got a big tool as well.
01:26Well, you know.
01:27I know you're a gangster, but I'm sure.
01:31Fine dame like you, you know.
01:32I'm sure there could be a little bit of movement, let's say.
01:38Well, like I say, fine dame like you, it's going to happen, is it?
01:43Yeah.
01:43Yeah.
01:44I mean, you know, I can always maybe pay you kind.
01:49Yes.
01:50Hmm.
01:52Oh, yeah.
01:54Could I be persuaded to, or could you be persuaded to maybe go and have a word with your gangster
02:01friends and, you know, let me up a little bit?
02:05Hmm.
02:06I'm sure I can do, I'm sure I can do that toots.
02:08Yeah, I'm sure I can.
02:09Tots?
02:10I like it.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I don't know where that came from.
02:14Well, yeah, I'm sure I can have a word with the boys and we'll, you know, we'll see what
02:18we can do.
02:19Oh.
02:19I'm sure, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
02:23Oh, am I distracting you?
02:25Hmm.
02:26Well, it's a welcome distraction, don't you think?
02:29It's a welcome distraction.
02:30Yeah, yeah.
02:31I'm not able to get down to the cat house, you know, that often these days, so.
02:34Yeah.
02:35Just, you know.
02:37Oh, you're getting red.
02:38How old are you?
02:39Are you running me up?
02:41That's, I'm not even 30 yet.
02:43Oh, here's me 48.
02:46Have you ever had a proper cougar before?
02:49I haven't, no, come to think of it, no.
02:52As much as I've always wanted one.
02:53And what do you think about this one?
02:56I think, I think you would be a perfect first cougar for me.
03:00Hmm.
03:01Most definitely, yes.
03:02Now he's got the money.
03:06Indeed.
03:07Indeed.
03:07You know, man like me, you know, my line of work keeps me very busy.
03:11So, you know, like I said, I don't really have much time these days to, you know, indulge
03:16in the finer things, the, you know, the base of desires.
03:22And then I've been on some finer sets indeed.
03:27Oh, most often.
03:28Mmm.
03:29Mmm.
03:30Mmm.
03:42Okay.
03:44So, you're saying I can pay this debt off?
03:47You sure can.
03:49You sure can.
03:49But would Mr. Foccarelli have something to say about it?
03:53Erm.
03:54You just let me worry about Mr. Foccarelli.
03:56But what if Mr. Foccarelli says that you should have took the money?
04:01Um, all I can say is let me worry about that.
04:04We've got, you know, we've got, we've got some other things in the pipeline.
04:06I'm sure I can, you know, put cream off the top of that and make up for it.
04:11You've made me cream off the top of something, alright?
04:16I mean, yeah, I mean, a gangster of your prestige, I'm sure, could easily reduce my debt by £50,000.
04:29That I can.
04:30I mean, you know, like I said, I do have assets.
04:35You do engage.
04:35And, you know, erm, I'm sure these assets can, erm, get me a bit of a debt relief.
04:46Yes, I can definitely work with those.
04:48Do you think so?
04:49And Mr. Foccarelli won't mind?
04:52No.
04:53Look, baby, just you let me worry about Mr. Foccarelli.
04:57Oh, thank you.
04:59Just what I needed.
05:00A proper gangster.
05:02Mmm.
05:02That I am, baby.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:05Oh.
05:06Oh.
05:07Now I want to be around now.
05:08Mmm.
05:09I'm going to show you into my, er, adult playground.
05:13Wow.
05:14Sounds like my kind of flies.
05:16Just watch your head.
05:19So, erm, this is where I bring people to, you know, er, discuss a thing or two.
05:27Oh, okay.
05:28So, erm, come and make yourself at home.
05:32Mmm.
05:34Let's start by taking this off, because you're going to have to be a little bit more, er,
05:39comfortable.
05:41Oh, there we go.
05:42Don't worry about that.
05:43Don't worry about that.
05:44Look at you.
05:46Just turn around.
05:48I know.
05:49And, kind of.
05:50And then I'm going to, then I'm going to put in this bag.
05:52I want you to come and in.
05:54Just, I just want to see if your head fits.
05:57Mmm, okay.
05:58This is.
05:58So, there you go.
06:00And you just put one hand through there, darling.
06:02Mm-hmm.
06:02And one hand through there.
06:04And then he locks.
06:06Oh, shit.
06:07Now who's going anywhere?
06:08Oh, shit.
06:09What the fuck are you doing?
06:09Yes.
06:10What the fuck are you doing?
06:11Now, well, you can't get out of that now.
06:13And Joe Fuquarelli now owes me money to get you back.
06:16£50,000 on your head.
06:19He's going to burn his place to the fucking ground, trust me.
06:22It's him and his army.
06:24Don't you.
06:24The Fuquarelli Mafia.
06:26The Fuquarelli Mafia ain't got nothing on the red.
06:29Oh, you'd rather hope so because he has the ability to make life very, very difficult for you very, very
06:37quickly.
06:38Ugh.
06:38Ugh.
06:39What?
06:41Very fucking nice though.
06:42Mr Fuquarelli's going to wish he never sent you to come and get my debt.
06:48Now what are you going to do?
06:50You're not taking stock of this situation now, you gangster boy.
06:53Ugh.
06:54Well, I guess I'm fucking not, am I?
06:57What?
07:02Well I already have to kill you I'll kiss you.
07:04I don't have to kill you I'll kiss you.
07:09Do you want to?
07:11Go on.
07:12No, no, no, no!
07:54Alright, I think that will be...
07:58Yeah, that should do.
08:10Yeah, that should do.