00:00OMG! Joy!
00:02I heard you're actually coming to a game.
00:04I am.
00:05My sister is a single mom you miss out on so much.
00:08I'm not gonna miss this because I pinky promise.
00:10Oh, and Joy, I know that you saw my story, but you didn't like it.
00:13I liked it.
00:14Oh, but you didn't like it like it.
00:16I'm sorry, I...
00:17It's fine. I just always remember to support other women.
00:20I'm gonna make it to that soccer game.
00:22I just need to get my car.
00:24You're parked in a tollway zone.
00:25Where?
00:27That's not clear.
00:29Get pop-optic dialysis.
00:30Turn it up!
00:31There are buttons on these TVs.
00:34Did you kill the fish?
00:36Murderer!
00:36Then tell the police how I did not rob that bank.
00:41Tap your card on the reader.
00:43Try flipping it over.
00:45Try, like, waving it around.
00:46Like, hover over it like a UFO.
00:49Oh, shoot. Your account's frozen. I have to keep this.
00:51That's ours now.
00:52No, there must be a way.
00:54I could get $30 for my account.
00:56I just need $30.
00:57Oh, my God, we're being robbed.
00:59No.
01:00Security!
01:02My job is to show them that I've got this and that everything is okay.
01:06Except for today.
01:08I'm sorry!
01:09Excuse me, can I get a little bit of help?
01:11My mom might be a badass.
01:13You need to stop her.
01:14Put that away!
01:16Put it away!
01:17I wasn't gonna shoot anyone.
01:19No!
01:22She was a criminal.
01:23I didn't say she was good at it.
01:35You seem to have misplaced my tits.
01:37This is a stick-up!
01:38What?!
01:38Open the gate!
01:39Is that an asthma inhaler?
01:40She'll use it!
01:41To do what?!
01:42I don't know!
01:43I'm Lovin' it!
01:45Lovin' it!
01:46Lovin' it!
01:47Lovin' it!
01:47Lovin' it!
01:48Lovin' it!
02:07Transcription by CastingWords
