00:01Gather around, everyone! I have big news to share.
00:05Our new minister will be arriving today.
00:08What the hell was that?
00:10Bam! The whole dang church blew up.
00:12I've seen a minister pull up with a half-lootin' G-string wearin' skanky-lookin' whore.
00:20I know I've arrived just in the nick of time with my grand plan to save this little town.
00:27You need a bigger and better church. A megachurch.
00:32You still haven't told us how you're gonna pay for this opulent new megachurch?
00:37Boom to bust. It's a groundbreaking new reality TV show.
00:41Only on the Blue Ozone Network.
00:44Well, I say we do it.
00:47We're a small congregation, but we're bisexual.
00:50Hello? We're here to shoot a reality show.
00:53Reverend Melton has a plan for paradise.
00:59Everyone knows you do a reality TV show.
01:02You've sold your soul.
01:03Wow.
01:05We're hillbillies. Kiss our cousins on the lips.
01:09All these nights are deep inside me.
01:13Smiled and waved in with the hand that just picked up that steamy pile.
01:17Now the same old love that pulls me through.
01:24Take this camera and make a reality TV show out of your digestive system!
01:31My promise to you good folks is to make paradise great again.
01:40Well, you don't see that every day.
01:48Loving it!
01:49Ha-ha-ha!
01:50Ha-ha-ha-ha!…
01:51Yonsulti
