00:00As you all know, I love a good moustache.
00:02So this Movember, I found a way to immortalize it.
00:05Whip pan.
00:06On this, I've partnered with Google to make a video game using their new Google Book.
00:12Now they say write what you know.
00:14And what I know is moustache injustice.
00:18I give you Moustache Protocol.
00:20One man's mission to stop a rogue CGI artist from erasing all moustaches across the globe.
00:27A fun game for a serious problem.
00:30First things first, we need a hero with commanding facial hair.
00:34We can give him a chevron or a handlebar moustache.
00:43Okay, using these, turn these into a retro-style video game character with medieval armor and a rocket launcher.
00:56No, terrible idea.
00:59A moustache comb.
01:01But bigger.
01:02Like a late 15th century ochre shot greatsword with an extended grip and a single edge.
01:09Obviously.
01:11The chevron or the handlebar moustache.
01:14That's like asking me to choose between my two dogs, Cal and Baggins.
01:17Crash Zoom.
01:21Who?
01:22Should be in the game, by the way.
01:24Ha ha!
01:27Perfection.
