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00:43At the little house down from the dandelion puddle is a cute, sweet boy I sure wanna cuddle.
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01:40Stay up with your sweetheart for a Valentine's Saturday Night Live.
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01:46and the music of Grammy Award nominee Missy Misdemeanor Elliott.
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01:51Good evening.
01:52Some Virginia coal miners will keep their jobs a few more weeks.
01:56And Virginia lawmakers consider cutting the food tax.
01:59We'll tell you what they've decided on News Center 5 tonight.
02:08From WC.
02:20Rachel, what are you doing?
02:22It's freezing out here.
02:23Would you come back and come?
02:27Whoopi Goldberg.
02:28This is not Elizabeth Arden, this thing.
02:30And Jennifer Love Hewitt.
02:31You're here to impress those judges with your beautiful voice, not your hiding.
02:34Sister Act 2, Thursday on FOX.
02:37Friday, FOX invites you to share a moment with a madman.
02:42Keanu Reeves.
02:43Stand for 50!
02:45Sandra Bullock.
02:46Oh no!
02:46And Jez Hopper.
02:48And the runaway blockbuster hit.
02:50You have a hair trigger aimed at your head, what do you do?
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02:54Friday at 8, 7 Central on FOX.
02:57Sunday, all new slip-ups, doop-ups and crack-ups in a very classy world's funniest.
03:02Ben, comedy's biggest names do The Simpsons.
03:05I'm looking for Jay Reno.
03:07Somebody wanna get this kid a TV?
03:09And Chris Rock meets King of the Hill.
03:11Your mama so fat, when she walks around a high hill, she strikes oil.
03:15I don't think you've ever even met my mother.
03:18Ben, do you believe in creatures of the night?
03:20Well, it's obviously not a vampire.
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03:22Because they don't exist?
03:23All new X-Files, after a night of comedy, Sunday on FOX.
03:27Secret lovers.
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03:30Stolen money.
03:32Stolen kisses.
03:34A catfight.
03:35A wedding.
03:36Marry her, as fast as you can.
03:38Two vows.
03:39I do.
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03:40And a funeral.
03:41You show up in our lives again, I swear to God, I'll kill you.
03:43It all happens on Mel Lowe's Place.
03:45Then, see why it's the hottest, most unpredictable show on television.
03:50You have a remote toilet flusher?
03:53An all-new Ally McBeal.
03:55It all starts Monday at 8, 7 Central.
03:57In 1968, Evil to Evil's world record jump turns into disaster.
04:01He barely escapes death, breaking nearly every bone in his body.
04:05In 1998, his son, following in his father's footsteps, seeks to break the world record,
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04:11And you will see it live.
04:13Part of a night of over 70 stunts.
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04:17Don't miss an all-new episode of The District.
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04:21Next.
04:22Monday, get out the formal wear.
04:24Play!
04:25Well, I'm ready!
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04:29All America's been waiting for.
04:31The Bronx family is supposed to pay.
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04:40CBS Monday, you are cordially invited.
04:42Last week's JAG ended with a bang.
04:44CBS Tuesday, the desperate search for Mac begins.
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04:48Go for a hero.
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04:55The JAG season finale that will blow you away.
05:00All new CBS Tuesday.
05:05Tonight, on an all-new Late Show,
05:07Dave welcomes Amy Brenneman.
05:08Plus, celebrity phone of mystery.
05:10And the top 10 Taliban complaints about Camp X-Ray.
05:13Tonight, first, your local news.
05:20From the WCTV studio.
05:22Good.
05:23You wouldn't treat them differently, or would you?
05:252020 downtown Wednesday.
05:27Christine Beaches, pounding surf, bathing beauties.
05:31The majesty of Diamond Head.
05:35Plus, 300-pound athletes smooching into the gym.
05:39Now that's paradise.
05:41The NFL Pro Bowl.
05:43Saturday, 4.30 Eastern, 1.30 Pacific.
05:45Fuckin' Nano.
05:51Any idea who might have done this?
05:53Are you asking?
05:54Next on ABC's Hold Your Breath Sunday.
05:56Next Sunday, alias is hot.
05:59And in two weeks on Super Bowl Sunday,
06:01it's gonna explode.
06:03My name is Sydney Christian.
06:04With a top-secret mission that will change everything.
06:07I'm afraid he's gonna kill my dad.
06:09Oh my God.
06:11Extreme Ops.
06:12On a new alias in two weeks after Super Bowl coverage on ABC.
06:17The Osborns host the American Music Awards.
06:19Live, Monday, 8, 7 Central on ABC.
06:27Later on with tonight's show,
06:28the prophecies have worked totally disadvantaged
06:30when Richard Gere talks about his latest movie.
06:33Plus, the timely tunes of Ja Rule
06:34and your late-night prognosticator, Jay.
06:37Your local news is next.
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07:15Later on with tonight's show, Jay's got someone right up your alley.
07:19Why, it's a list of Flockhart, of course.
07:21Plus, the multi-faceted tunes of Jewels.
07:24The tonight's show, town for pound, the hottest guests in town.
07:26Your local news is next.
07:28The head of Mobile's Catholic Archdiocese needs your prayers tonight, but first...
07:34I saw the man get shot.
07:36I mean, I saw the whole thing.
07:37A horrifying account of today's deadly police shooting.
07:41Good evening, everyone. I'm Natalie Tisdell.
07:49...possible hardships in a savage land and conquered it.
07:52But their story was never told.
07:55Now it will never be forgotten.
07:57Inspired by a real family saga.
08:00True Women, CBS May 18th.
08:04It's late night's liveliest hour with Dave, John Goodman, Kathleen Quinlan, and musical guest, Hanson.
08:09All tonight, now your local news.
08:13Next, on News 4 New England.
08:16I'm Liz Walker. He's the man.
08:18And tonight, head coach Rick Pitino promises to make Celtics fans smile again.
08:23We have new information on this story.
08:25Victory tonight for a young Harvard student who battled to bring her baby to campus.
08:30Tonight, how brides-to-be can make it to the altar without getting ripped off by the alterations.
08:35Now, the most-
08:37In one week, Antonio Sabato Jr. fights to save his daughter in an amusement park wired for destruction in the
08:43NBC movie, Thrill.
08:45Welcome to the ultimate theme park, where total excitement is lurking around every corner.
08:55And that coaster is gonna die.
08:57There's an evil man that is planting bombs all over the rise.
09:00And I have to save my daughter and everybody else.
09:04Brace yourself for Thrill in one week on NBC.
09:08Later, join Jay as he welcomes NBC's John Larroquette along with Marla Maples' Trump to an all-new Tonight Show.
09:14Your local news is next.
09:19Don't touch that remote.
09:20A crucial discovery for investigators in the gruesome ValueJet plane crash in South Florida.
09:24We'll bring you a live report on the crash that killed 109 people.
09:28Your first six minutes begins in seconds.
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09:49Here with JonBenet Ramsey's parents told 2020 that didn't make it on TV.
09:54And Stanford gets its first taste of March Madness action.
09:57The news is now.
10:02How do you welcome a new drug czar?
10:04Introduce yourself.
10:05Hi there.
10:06SFPD.
10:07Be friendly.
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10:09I think I can.
10:10Show his friends a good time.
10:12Get him an apple pie.
10:13And look sharp.
10:14Don Johnson stars in an all-new Nashbridges CBS next Friday.
10:18From the comedy hit the birdcage,
10:20Hank Azaria plus supermodel Elle McPherson and more all coming up.
10:24But first, your local news.
10:27Up next on Northwest News, authorities have a man in custody in connection with the Unabomber killing.
10:33Two candidates vying for Lane County Sheriff's campaign in West Eugene tonight.
10:38And Eugene police are on the scene of a death investigation.
10:41The news is next.
10:42Up next on Northwest News, authorities have a man in custody in connection with the Unabomber killing.
10:47Two candidates vying for Lane County Sheriff's campaign in West Eugene tonight.
10:51Pabet Mr.
10:52And Eugene police are on the scene of a death investigation.
10:54The news is next.
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