00:02Where the women at?
00:04Um, pretty much everywhere. This is the IRS. How may I help you?
00:09Ah, IRS! You're a long way from South Beach. Amigo, so what the hell do you want with Mr. Worldwide?
00:18Well, I'm afraid, um, you're accused of money laundering, and I don't want this to get to the court.
00:27Money laundering? Dale, that's a load of crap. I moved pure cash from Miami to Marbella and back. Nothing to
00:34hide.
00:34Well, that's the problem. Marbella is embargoed. You're not supposed to do that.
00:40Embargoed? Since when? Damn it. I've been there, done that a hundred times, and nobody says sh** to me.
00:46Listen, it's okay. That's why I'm calling before it gets any worse. For a small fee, you can avoid any
00:53kind of sentencing.
00:54A small fee, huh? So now the IRS is doing favors like some dude in a back alley. Tell me
01:00why I should believe this sh**.
01:01It's not a favor. I'm literally charging you a penalty. Most people don't consider that a favor.
01:09Ah, fair enough. Penalties, I understand. So what's this number you're talking about, amigo?
01:15Ah, well, the penalty now is $1,000. If you wait to pay, it will double. But if you pay
01:24$1,000 today, we can take care of this and just make sure you aren't going to the wrong places.
01:29All right, dammit, $1,000 I can do. Let's get this penalty handled before it doubles on Mr. Worldwide.
01:36All right, just give me your credit card whenever you're ready.
01:40Fine, fine. It's 283-232-161937. Now make this disappear and fail.
01:46Oh, yeah. All right, you're all square. Just make sure you're not traveling to any embargoed places. Thank you, Mr.
01:54Bulldog.
01:55No more embargoed spots. I hear you loud and clear. Now let Mr. Worldwide get back to the party. 305.
02:02Good luck. Dale, later, amigo. And hey, next time bring the women instead of the penalties.
02:10Okay. All right, you're saying go-
