00:11I'm your friend. I feel like I've known you for years.
00:12We're not friends, I don't even know you. All I know is that you've stunk up my house and you've
00:15knocked me out.
00:18You know Archie, you seem a little down.
00:20I'm a perfectly normal 30 year old. I'm divorced and unemployed.
00:22No, divorced you say?
00:23In fact, she's coming over today, so you need to get out.
00:27Hi!
00:30Well, I'm gonna win her back, new man, new home, new fiancé.
00:34Who's the new fiancé?
00:36This is my new fiancé.
00:38What?
00:39Me?
00:39What was your name again?
00:40Isn't she lovely?
00:43What is wrong with you?
00:44Nothing.
00:45What's going on, Archie? This isn't even you. I mean, I don't know what you've been doing with yourself this
00:48whole year, but that mystery woman, I mean, it's grotesque.
00:52What a nut job.
00:53Jesus, Archie.
00:54It's like a crazy move. Like, he seems to be doing better than ever, actually, from what I can tell.
00:59I mean, I haven't totally known him. God, how many days is it? One?
01:03Are you still in love with your ex?
01:05What?
01:05Don't lie to me.
01:06We need to do something, because neither one of them is being honest with us.
01:09Neither one of them?
01:10Gotcha!
01:12Guilty, gasp.
01:12No, I'm just gay and easily startled.
01:14I was trying to be nice and manipulate you.
01:15But no, you want to know the truth.
01:17You want to live in pain.
01:18And it was all going fine until this gypsy whore ruined everything.
01:22Alright.
01:23Will is definitely up to something, and you're not getting anywhere with Grace.
01:26I don't know who the hell you think you are coming into my house and accusing me of telling lies.
01:29Even if they are lies, they're my lies to tell business in my house.
01:31You have no control over me anymore.
01:32And I don't appreciate you telling all those sexual stories in front of my new fiancée making me look impotent.
01:39You two have shit to talk about.
01:41Obviously.
