00:00In a world where straight people call it a crush, lesbians call it...
00:05Spiritual awakenings.
00:10Meet Em.
00:12Yearner.
00:13Podcaster.
00:15And she's got it all under control.
00:18Oh my God.
00:22Are you sure?
00:23No.
00:24Enter AJ.
00:26Is it her?
00:30You've got to insert your name.
00:31Oh, Em.
00:32Em.
00:32Yeah, I'm Em.
00:34Because when lesbians meet someone hot, first comes eye contact, then comes a completely
00:42normal amount of stalking.
00:43Who the fuck double likes a two-year-old post?
00:47But just when Em thinks all her yearning might finally be paying off, life throws her the
00:52greatest obstacle of all.
00:56Another lesbian.
01:00So Em's about to learn a very important lesson.
01:02If you want the girl, you might have to be brave enough to be exactly who you are.
01:08My three subscribers are going to die when I tell them about this.
01:14For now.
01:16Thanks, big head.
01:19You belong here.
01:22Jesus Christ, Em.
01:23I'm trying to create a moment here.
01:25Do you want me to kiss you or not?
01:28It seriously triggered my avoidant trauma response.
01:31Had to go home and sage myself.
01:33Oh, I love a little lesbian chaos, me.
