00:05Oh, I tell you, quite sure that's a corker.
00:41Rolling home, oh, from the vacation, in the car we go.
00:46Oh, one never appreciates home until one has been away for a while.
00:53I hope Waldo has taken good care of the house.
00:58Oh, lemonade, lemonade, fresh lemonade.
01:07Why, it's Uncle McCoo.
01:09He's back from his trip.
01:11Welcome home, Unc.
01:14Hey, Unc, here.
01:16Uh, right here.
01:21Waldo, I'm home.
01:25That's funny.
01:26He isn't here to meet me, his old uncle.
01:29Oh, blast that boy.
01:31Look at the way he's let the lawn go to pot.
01:34Oh, I was a fool to go away and expect him to take care of the place.
01:38Much too much to expect from a young, growing idiot.
01:43It is clearly apparent to me that the rightful owner of this domicile is retiring, post-haste.
01:50So might I suggest to you, chaps, that we consider all of the relative aspects and, uh, blow.
02:01Oh.
02:02Ha!
02:02Left the front door wide open.
02:05Any idiot could walk right in.
02:07Great Scott!
02:09The place is swarming with big blue bottle flies.
02:11Shoo!
02:12Shoo!
02:13You uncharted the orders of people.
02:15And every, on your spoons, too.
02:21Ho, ho!
02:22Now the rug is rolled up.
02:24That means just one thing.
02:26Dancing.
02:28So that's it.
02:29He's been having wild parties in my absence.
02:32Turning my home into a nightclub.
02:36Cigarette burns.
02:38Oh, dear.
02:39Waldo has taken up smoking.
02:42What next?
02:47Marking on Grandmother's portrait is nothing sacred.
02:52Oh, those young delinquents are gonna pay for this damage.
02:54It's not like a...
02:56Great Jumpling G. Hassapatt.
02:59He's been having cocktail parties.
03:03Look at my nice, clean kitchen.
03:06Waldo!
03:07I'll find you, Waldo, if I can take this house apart.
03:10Probably in his room.
03:12Sleeping it off.
03:14Exactly.
03:18He's robbed a bank.
03:21Oh, no.
03:23A revolver.
03:25Oh, that boy's in trouble.
03:28In real trouble.
03:29He needs me.
03:31Waldo.
03:32Waldo, where are you, Waldo?
03:34Oh, good night.
03:36I'll find you.
03:37It's me, Unc.
03:38Your Unc-y-goo-goo.
03:42Murder.
03:45Waldo, what kind of an uncle have I been?
03:47Tell me, where have I failed?
03:50I've tried to be father and mother and everything to that boy.
03:55He isn't very bright.
03:57But he's all I have.
04:00My own flesh and blood.
04:04Blood?
04:05Ooh.
04:06The police have probably picked him up by now.
04:10I've failed.
04:11I can't go on.
04:16Unc!
04:17Don't do it.
04:18Waldo, you've broken out.
04:21Huh?
04:23No, I feel fine.
04:28We haven't a moment to lose.
04:29They'll find you here.
04:31Think, Waldo.
04:32We've got to think of something quick.
04:34Here, here.
04:36Push the ring.
04:37The disguise.
04:38What's going on, Unc?
04:40Oh, Unc.
04:43Get in.
04:45Keep down low.
04:51Oh, what's this all about, Unc?
04:53Now, now, steady, Waldo.
04:55You will have to pay your debt to society.
04:58You must turn yourself in.
04:59But first, we have to get legal advice.
05:02And, Waldo, I'm going to get you the best lawyer in the state, my George.
05:06We need time, Waldo.
05:08We've got to find you a hideout.
05:11What's this?
05:15Palace Hotel.
05:17Good.
05:19Now, you lie low in this cheap hotel.
05:21The police will never look for you here.
05:25From here you are, doorman.
05:27Get the luggage.
05:27It's in the car.
05:29From now on, your old uncle's going to guide you, right, Waldo.
05:33We'll start a new life.
05:35We'll do things together, you and I.
05:37We'll hunt together, we'll fish together.
05:40We'll hunt together.
05:41Everything together.
05:43We'll get sick of each other.
05:45But together we go.
05:46In trudging down the corridor of life.
05:49Trudging onward.
05:51Onward.
05:52Onward.
05:52Onward.
05:56Onward.
05:57Onward.
06:00Onward.
