00:00Let me paint you a picture, Cloaksy.
00:02Huh?
00:02It was a beautiful autumn day in France.
00:06We were out on the terrace.
00:08Fuck naked.
00:10We just had croissants delivered to our room, part of the hospitality room service.
00:15We were in the presidential suite, designed, unrobed.
00:21Peanut.
00:22You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:25I think to myself, if I love him the same way,
00:29he leans in for a kiss.
00:30I pull back a little.
00:32Then I realize it's what I want.
00:34I give him the most wild kiss he's ever had in his entire life.
00:38We make sweet central love for hours.
00:41We then go out to the finest restaurant in all of Italy.
00:44The bourgeois.
00:47He grabs the waiter and says,
00:48Give us the finest bottle of wine you have.
00:51$3,000?
00:53No problem.
00:54I look him in the eyes and say, Design, I want this.
00:56I want to be a family with you.
00:58He looks at me.
01:01You're just a slut.
01:03You're just a slut to me for a weekend.
01:05My heart is broken.
01:06I run out the door crying.
01:07I then head back to America.
01:09Where my aunt, Floisa.
01:12She greets me at the door.
01:14I say, Floisa.
01:16I cannot believe what just happened.
01:17She says, what, Peanut?
01:20Design.
01:22He loves no one.
01:23He doesn't love me so.
01:25Floisa then grabs a glock like Dean.
01:27Heads to Design's house.
01:29Catches him buck naked with another lady.
01:33Unloads an entire clip through his window.
01:35Boom.
01:35Design is dead.
01:37She goes back to the house, but I'm not there.
01:38Where am I?
01:40Back in Italy.
01:42Getting my ass pounded by random strangers for weeks.
01:45It was a great weekend.
01:47I'm telling you.
01:48It was electric.
01:50Genuinely electric.
01:51Probably one of the best weekends I've ever had.
01:52It's like a summer vacation, but I just did it in autumn.
01:55I don't know when autumn is, but I don't think it's summer.
01:57It was fantastic.
01:59Closey, did you enjoy that?
02:01I just full-fledged story.
02:03It was a great story.
02:06I'm ready.
02:07Better love story than Twilight.
02:08Oh, yeah, I forgot.
02:09Design was also a werewolf.
02:11Huge werewolf.
02:11He couldn't sit in the background.
02:12He checked in the background.
02:12governess, our Jen, is a hard place.
02:12then he turned the passo.
02:12Then the ฯฯฮน is the best vet.
02:12Hey, guys.
