Martin Isn't Buying the New Doctor's Medicine on Best Medicine

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There's a new "doctor" in town, and Martin isn't impressed! On Best Medicine, a homeopathic practitioner is attracting patients away from Martin's practice, and he's ready to find out exactly what's going on.  As Martin confronts his new competition, his skepticism takes center stage. He's not about to stand by while patients turn to alternative treatments, especially when he has serious questions about the person offering them. It's a clash of medical philosophies with Martin's trademark stubbornness on full display.  Watch new episodes of Best Medicine on FOX and stream the next day on Hulu.

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00:04Unbelievable.

00:06Oh, hey, Martin.

00:06You here for a trim?

00:07I'm here for the quack in the back.

00:09Hey, you got to get in line if you want to talk

00:13to the quack in the back.

00:15And my stepmother never hugged me, never told me she loved me.

00:19I've basically been alone my whole life.

00:22That's horrible.

00:23I hear you.

00:24I know.

00:27Ew.

00:27Hey, get out.

00:28This is private.

00:30Well, your pathetic little shot didn't do anything.

00:32Yeah, it takes time.

00:33Close those and wait your turn.

00:35Why aren't you in jail?

00:36I did my time, and I did as you suggested.

00:39I studied, I took classes, and I got my degree.

00:42And what, quackery?

00:44Naturopathy.

00:45I'm an N.D.

00:46As in not a doctor?

00:48Well, there's a whole line of people out there

00:50who would beg to differ.

00:51A line a lot longer than yours,

00:53because she's an enlightened soul who cares.

00:56Yeah, well, I just saw two of her patients,

00:57and one of them nearly burnt his ear off.

00:59Then he didn't do what I said.

01:03Keep the poultice on and write down every demeaning thing

01:06that monster said to you.

01:08The pain will release.

01:09Yeah, write down everything.

01:10Mm-hmm.

01:11This is such a con.

01:12I mean, why do you keep running scams in our town?

01:15It's not a scam.

01:17Oh.

01:17I want to make amends.

01:18And if I can offer something...

01:20Yeah, like fairy pollen?

01:21Like listening and caring.

01:24Which she does, and you don't.

01:25Yeah, because I'm an honest doctor,

01:27and she's a charlatan.

01:28Okay.

01:29You can either leave town,

01:30or I'm gonna call the sheriff.

01:31Oh.

01:31Listen, you dunderhead.

01:36What can I say, Doc?

01:38Oh.

01:39I'm a natural-born healer.

01:40It's a miracle!

01:41You have true life,

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