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00:00:26Sofía, please, I can't feel, just wait.
00:00:28I can't, I am not doing this anymore.
00:00:31Give me a chance, I can make this work.
00:00:33No, nothing you can do, I, I hate this house.
00:00:37We'll move, I can set up a new funeral home anywhere in the world.
00:00:40You know, you're not listening to me, I refuse to live among cadavers.
00:00:43And the smell of the smell is just frightening.
00:00:46I don't want to hear anymore, I don't want to hear another word about this.
00:00:50Living near a cemetery is killing me.
00:00:51Sofía, we have a life here.
00:00:53You call this a life? I feel like I'm buried alive.
00:00:56Please don't leave.
00:00:57No, no, no, I said no.
00:00:59I need to do this.
00:01:01I am leaving.
00:01:02That's it, finish.
00:01:09Mommy!
00:01:19Oh, good morning.
00:01:21Did you sleep well, Mr. Rudolph?
00:01:25Shall we play some music?
00:01:26Nothing like Vivaldi to lift one's spirit.
00:01:29Yours and my daughter, Dixie's.
00:01:31She needs a small nudge in the morning.
00:01:47Morning, Dixie.
00:01:48Did you get a good night's sleep?
00:01:50No.
00:01:53It's so dark in here, isn't it?
00:01:59No!
00:02:00Come on, rise and shine.
00:02:05Go away.
00:02:07Hurry, or you'll be late to school again.
00:02:09So what?
00:02:10I hate that place.
00:02:13Don't you want to see your buddy, Julia?
00:02:16She's making me weird lately.
00:02:18Why don't you invite her to the fair on Saturday?
00:02:20I've got two tickets.
00:02:30Oh, remember, you're going to your mother's today.
00:02:33I hate that house.
00:02:35Grizzly can't stand me.
00:02:37Please, be more respectful.
00:02:39He's your stepfather, after all.
00:02:41Her second choice.
00:02:43He's always kissing up to her.
00:02:45It's gross.
00:02:49He's just trying to be nice.
00:02:52And then, there's his horrific little daughter.
00:02:56Well, then stop painting all her dolls black.
00:02:59Goth Barbies are so much more interesting.
00:03:03Talk to your mother.
00:03:05Let her know how you feel.
00:03:07She's too busy talking to her plants.
00:03:15Blue skies and sunshine.
00:03:16Today is destined to be divine.
00:03:18I can just feel it.
00:03:19Look out!
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:21Oh, dear.
00:03:25No worries, Mr. Rudolph.
00:03:26I'll reset your hairpiece in the G.
00:03:29Dad, he'll be six feet underground in an hour.
00:03:33Dixie, don't be so cynical.
00:03:35Remember, you attract what you put out, dear.
00:03:38Like a magnet.
00:03:40Like a magnet?
00:03:41Um, pull over here.
00:03:43I can drop you off in front of the school.
00:03:45I've got time.
00:03:47I don't want anyone to see me in this death chain.
00:03:50As you wish, dear.
00:03:51Just remember, the glass is half full.
00:03:53Not empty.
00:03:54It's the only way.
00:03:55Keep it up, Dad.
00:03:55Who knew?
00:04:08Julia!
00:04:09Julia!
00:04:11Julia!
00:04:12Dixie...
00:04:13I've got two tickets to Saturday's fair.
00:04:16Um...
00:04:16I can't go.
00:04:18I'm grounded.
00:04:20What's wrong, Julia?
00:04:22And don't call me anymore.
00:04:24And you can keep this.
00:04:26I thought we were friends.
00:04:28You suck.
00:04:31Gross.
00:04:32We attract what we think.
00:04:35Like a magnet.
00:04:50Give it up, zombie.
00:04:52Ray isn't into deadheads.
00:04:55Do you own anything that's not black?
00:04:58Um...
00:04:59Maybe she's colorblind.
00:05:05Listen, take my advice.
00:05:06The first thing that's got to go
00:05:08is that dog chain around your waist.
00:05:10Ew.
00:05:11Let me guess.
00:05:13It's from your last boyfriend
00:05:15in kindergarten.
00:05:16Ha ha ha ha!
00:05:19Oh!
00:05:21Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:25Ah!
00:05:25Ah!
00:05:31The third note.
00:05:33Home from the dean.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:35He's gonna kill me.
00:05:38Is that you, Dixie?
00:05:40Come here.
00:05:41I need your help.
00:05:44Would you mind putting
00:05:45Mrs. Pill's shoes on?
00:05:48What's with the aversion?
00:05:49You've spent your whole life
00:05:50around cadavers.
00:05:55How are your classes?
00:05:56Good.
00:05:57And your friends?
00:05:58Good.
00:06:00How about that Alyssa?
00:06:01Is she still picking on you?
00:06:03No.
00:06:03Everything is cool.
00:06:05Wear a smile on your face
00:06:06and things always go your way.
00:06:09Okay.
00:06:11Try smiling about this note from school.
00:06:13Oh.
00:06:22Dixie!
00:06:25I've tried to be understanding,
00:06:27but you've gone too far.
00:06:29It wasn't my fault!
00:06:31That's not what this note says.
00:06:33The principal hates me.
00:06:35Just like your peers, right?
00:06:37Yes!
00:06:38The whole world abhors you.
00:06:40Yes!
00:06:40Yes!
00:06:41Yes!
00:06:43All right.
00:06:44I'm coming in.
00:07:02Nobody cares about me.
00:07:04You know that's not true.
00:07:06So tell me why everyone tries to avoid me.
00:07:10You need to think about that.
00:07:13See?
00:07:13You hate me too.
00:07:15That's why I don't have any friends.
00:07:17What about Julia?
00:07:18Did you invite her to the fair?
00:07:20She wants nothing to do with me.
00:07:22What?
00:07:23She says...
00:07:24She says that you are...
00:07:27Never mind, Dad.
00:07:29How about if we go together?
00:07:31Just the two of us.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:33We'll have a blast.
00:07:35Just...
00:07:36Just what I needed.
00:07:38Oh!
00:08:05We'll have a blast.
00:08:08Are you having fun?
00:08:09It's a blast.
00:08:10Julia isn't the only person in this town, you know.
00:08:13Sure.
00:08:14You see?
00:08:14There are no accidents.
00:08:15There's a reason for everything.
00:08:17Whether you make the best or worst of it is up to you.
00:08:19You know what I mean?
00:08:20No.
00:08:22Something amazing is going to come your way.
00:08:25I can almost taste it.
00:08:27Something like what?
00:08:28Aha.
00:08:29Yum-yum.
00:08:31Want one?
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:36Nothing happens for a reason.
00:08:38Many dreamers like Dad believe that.
00:08:40Poor Phil.
00:08:41Hi, Dixie.
00:08:42Do I know you?
00:08:44I want to apologize about the other day.
00:08:47Whatever.
00:08:49You should totally come hang out with us.
00:08:51Why?
00:08:51Ray and two of his friends invited us to the fun house.
00:08:56If you join us, it'll be three on three.
00:09:00And I know you like Ray.
00:09:03Thanks.
00:09:04But I'm with my...
00:09:05Don't worry about me.
00:09:09Go play with your friends and have fun.
00:09:11Make the most of an opportunity.
00:09:39Go play with your friends and have fun.
00:09:47You're not going to run off, are you?
00:10:05Oh, Dixie.
00:10:12Oh, don't worry about this.
00:10:18I'm going to run on this.
00:10:23I'm going to run on this.
00:10:25You're not going to run on this.
00:10:26I'm going to run on this.
00:10:45Dixie! Dixie! What happened?
00:10:47Go away! Mom left because she couldn't stand you.
00:10:50I'm like the village idiot makes to you!
00:10:52Dixie! Dixie! Dixie!
00:10:57Dixie!
00:10:59Dixie! Dixie!
00:11:13Dixie! Dixie!
00:11:17Dixie! Dixie!
00:11:18Dixie! Dixie!
00:11:19I hate this world.
00:11:21Dixie!
00:11:23I hate all of you.
00:11:24I wish I was dead.
00:11:26I hate all of you dead.
00:11:30I've left all of you dead.
00:11:33Dixie!
00:11:35Dixie!
00:11:35Dixie!
00:11:37Dixie!
00:11:40Dixie!
00:11:43Dixie!
00:11:45Dixie!
00:12:01How did I get here?
00:12:05Alyssa.
00:12:06This is one of her jokes.
00:12:09Good one!
00:12:23Help!
00:12:25Help!
00:12:29Help!
00:12:31Help!
00:12:32Are you nuts?
00:12:33Where are you going?
00:12:35Wait!
00:12:35Don't leave!
00:12:36Help!
00:12:38Help!
00:12:49Help!
00:13:01Don't stand there!
00:13:02Run!
00:13:03What are you waiting for?!
00:13:09No!
00:13:12Help!
00:13:14Help!
00:13:15Help!
00:13:15Faster!
00:13:21Wow, you did it!
00:13:23Come, look at them.
00:13:25I just let you slam the door right in their faces.
00:13:42What's wrong?
00:13:43Why are they leaving?
00:13:44Aw, don't worry.
00:13:46Dark angels are incapable of entering the holy graveyards.
00:13:51What do they want?
00:13:54They capture zombies who wandered away from their cemeteries
00:13:57and turn them over to Nebulosa, the dark soul.
00:14:00And they never see them again.
00:14:04Zombies?
00:14:05You can't be serious.
00:14:06That's impossible.
00:14:07What do you mean?
00:14:09Yes.
00:14:10The living dead.
00:14:12Who are you?
00:14:14My name is Isis.
00:14:16Wow.
00:14:18I know.
00:14:20I could use a good bath.
00:14:22It's such a shame that water destroys zombies.
00:14:24But how would you know that?
00:14:25You're new.
00:14:26No.
00:14:28Yes, it kills us just as fast as sunlight or fire.
00:14:30No way.
00:14:31At first it's hard to believe, but you'll get used to it.
00:14:51This shish kebab is to die for.
00:14:54This just can't be true.
00:14:55This isn't really happening.
00:15:02Listen.
00:15:04Are there other zombies here?
00:15:06There were.
00:15:07But they've all been captured by Nebulosa's dark angels.
00:15:13You said they couldn't get in.
00:15:15When food became scarce, the zombies decided to migrate to other cemeteries.
00:15:20Nebulosa discovered their plan.
00:15:24Trapped them in an ambush.
00:15:27Only Paroshka and I managed to escape.
00:15:29But she doesn't count.
00:15:31She comes and goes as she pleases.
00:15:33She's reckless.
00:15:34Ever since she started dating some boy from another cemetery, I hardly see her.
00:15:38I'm so excited that you came.
00:15:40We can be friends.
00:15:42I never really had one.
00:15:43But I'm sure I'd make the best, best friend ever.
00:15:45What do you say?
00:15:49Oh.
00:15:51You spilled it.
00:15:52It's a good thing it wasn't milk or you would have seven days of bad luck.
00:15:56Listen.
00:15:57I don't know what happened, but I'm going home.
00:16:00I'm sure my dad will know how to...
00:16:02You can't go there.
00:16:03Why not?
00:16:03The ghost wolves, remember?
00:16:05And look at yourself.
00:16:06You're a zombie.
00:16:08What is he going to say when he opens the door and sees your rotting flesh?
00:16:17I don't want to be a zombie.
00:16:19There's only one way to return to your life as a mortal.
00:16:22How?
00:16:22An Azan.
00:16:25Paroshka!
00:16:29Legend of Azan.
00:16:40Well, according to the legend, a novice, a newly arrived zombie, will use the magical powers of the Azan to
00:16:46create a passage back.
00:16:49Magical passage that will allow zombies to return to their mortal lives.
00:16:54Back to the exact moment before their death.
00:16:58Wait.
00:16:59Who's that?
00:17:00Like a second chance.
00:17:03So that they can fix mistakes they made when they were alive.
00:17:08You're a novice.
00:17:09Do you have the eyes off?
00:17:17There's a condition of despair for the road back home as far as fair, yo.
00:17:21Do you know it's secret?
00:17:22Show us its power.
00:17:23Hang on a sec.
00:17:24There isn't any power locked up in this trinket.
00:17:27What?
00:17:27Don't you know how it works?
00:17:29It's just a pendant that someone gave me for my birthday.
00:17:33A charm?
00:17:34Give it to me.
00:17:35Maybe I can make it.
00:17:36No.
00:17:37Do you have a better idea?
00:17:39Vitriol.
00:17:40He'll help us.
00:17:41Vitriol is a lousy bump.
00:17:43Plain and simple.
00:17:44True.
00:17:44But he knows volumes about the dead, the living, and everything in between.
00:17:48No one knows where he resides.
00:17:51And the forest is infested with dark angels and mortals.
00:17:58I'll take it to him.
00:17:59No one gets around the forest better than me.
00:18:01I said no.
00:18:03The leech.
00:18:04Look out, Dixie.
00:18:07Fine.
00:18:08Let's see how far you get without my help.
00:18:14Oh, she's right.
00:18:16How are we going to get out of here?
00:18:19Let me think.
00:18:24Bonsai are very delicate plants.
00:18:28The bonsai's beauty lies in its perfection.
00:18:31Which is why one must prune away that which is undesirable.
00:18:39No!
00:18:40I've told you a thousand times that species is too young for fertilizer.
00:18:43Oh, please forgive me, your highness, Nebulosa.
00:18:46It is, uh, the more mature bonsai that needs a large amount?
00:18:53Small quantities.
00:18:55You know something that mismatch.
00:18:57Oh, ouch.
00:18:59Just a minor injury.
00:19:10Yes, Dorgo?
00:19:16Oh, 20 specimens.
00:19:19Extract our thoughts and lock them up in the catacombs.
00:19:23Oh, hmm.
00:19:24Move on.
00:19:25Oh!
00:19:26Eh.
00:19:27Merci.
00:19:35A few more attacks, and you will have captured every zombie in a region.
00:19:44Consistency and careful planning shall be the pillars of our victory.
00:19:48ρι
00:19:50To have a little begun, please.
00:19:51Oh, hmm.
00:19:58So, oh, interesting.
00:20:01A few more attacks have been a dangerous fight.
00:20:02No, I don't have tocomb for it.
00:20:16I can't really see the Qin of Faust-ish cat icon in a region.
00:20:18Oh, you are so intelligent.
00:20:21I am merely the humble architect of our common cause.
00:20:35I'm coming, Dad.
00:20:36We'll be together again soon.
00:20:40Hey, way up!
00:20:41Where are you going?
00:20:43I'm going to search for that vitriol dude so that I can get my rotten life back.
00:20:46I'll go with you!
00:20:47Please don't!
00:20:49Listen.
00:20:51This could be a very dangerous journey and you'll need my protection.
00:20:54Yeah, right, Isis.
00:20:57Hang on!
00:21:00You need my good luck charms.
00:21:03See?
00:21:05Ouch!
00:21:08Oh, no.
00:21:10I can find this drifter by myself.
00:21:14Vitriol?
00:21:15Oh, I know where he lives!
00:21:17Oh, really?
00:21:19Oh, really?
00:21:19Where?
00:21:20He always hangs out in the old Egyptian cemetery.
00:21:23I'm pretty sure I can remember how to get there.
00:21:25You totally need me!
00:21:28Fine.
00:21:28But keep your distance and remember, I'm not your friend.
00:21:32You won't regret it.
00:21:34You won't regret it.
00:21:34I hope not.
00:21:35Which way?
00:21:39Let's go right.
00:21:41It's luckier.
00:21:42Isis, you're pointing left.
00:21:45Duh.
00:21:46It gets so confusing.
00:21:50Is it F-13?
00:21:52Oh, no!
00:21:53No one should go anywhere on F-13!
00:21:55Chill!
00:21:56It's not Friday the 13th.
00:22:03A new arrival?
00:22:05Yes, Melinda.
00:22:06Do you like this?
00:22:08And she has the ezole?
00:22:09For now.
00:22:13Good work, my adorable spy!
00:22:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:22:22At last...
00:22:23...the moment we've all been waiting...
00:22:32I want each of our spies in the forest to be on guard.
00:22:35Find that young maiden named Dixie and bring me the Azor!
00:22:47You need to eat something. You haven't had a bite in days.
00:22:52Zombie food is disgusting.
00:22:55How would you know? You haven't even tried it.
00:22:57I highly recommend the crunchy cockroaches.
00:22:59But if you prefer something softer, then the worms are heavenly.
00:23:03Before you know it, you'll be drooling over roses and squirrel rings.
00:23:41You can't hide.
00:23:44You can't hide.
00:23:45You can't hide.
00:23:52I've heard it.
00:23:56you should have let them nail me it would have made your life easier
00:24:00or at least not so messed up
00:24:10isis this path doesn't lead anywhere oh no i'm cursed why are you so superstitious
00:24:15for a very good reason did you know tutankhamen and i were engaged to be married
00:24:20wow that's so cool it didn't last long a beggar prophesied that i would be devoured by crocodiles
00:24:27no way our parents arranged for the two of us to meet on a riverboat everything was cool
00:24:33then i saw the crocodiles headed for your boat no sleeping peacefully well then the prophecy
00:24:40didn't come true yeah it did i started screaming which woke the crocodiles up then i stumbled and
00:24:45fell in the water and here i am it's my destiny no it was just a bad coincidence
00:24:52look at this rock
00:25:07awesome
00:25:08just wait and watch
00:25:23see what i mean
00:25:54wait
00:25:55wait
00:25:55uh-oh
00:25:57you've stepped on my
00:26:00poor vicarious
00:26:02alpha
00:26:05i was simply trying to help you my lady
00:26:08by demolishing my bonsai
00:26:11no no no no no to find the aesop remember
00:26:14after everything i've done for you
00:26:17me
00:26:19forgive me my queen
00:26:22look look
00:26:23it's just a shrub
00:26:26no
00:26:27no
00:26:28no
00:26:33turn
00:26:34that shrub
00:26:34is a living specimen
00:26:35which is more than you could ever presume to be
00:26:39narko
00:26:42locate the child
00:26:43and do not return without the aesop
00:26:50what are we exactly
00:26:51why are we trapped in these gross bodies covered in maggots
00:26:55we're zombies
00:26:56because we left unfinished business back at home
00:26:58we're not really dead or alive can this open the door that leads back home of course and then we
00:27:05can fix the mistakes we made unless nebulosa catches us first what is nebulosa like
00:27:14no one knows for sure but ever since she showed up here she calls all the shots but why
00:27:43I'm so happy that you're my best friend
00:27:53this will remind us to always stick together like bread and butter once you spread butter
00:27:59on bread the two can never separate they stay stuck to each other forever bread and butter
00:28:18we'll hide out there let's go what if the mortals find us you know how psycho they get when it
00:28:23comes to zombies they'll chase after us with pitchforks and call us names shut up and they
00:28:28won't even know we're here let's go
00:28:47there isn't a single soul here it's perfect
00:28:50too much silence could lead to violence
00:28:58who dares to disrupt me
00:29:03you
00:29:04add
00:29:08power
00:29:13it's
00:29:14ah
00:29:21there
00:29:22yeah
00:29:25Thank you!
00:29:27Run, run!
00:29:30Right here, I can't buy it!
00:29:33Egg has escaped from me!
00:29:35I am hungrier than a stinking cannibal!
00:29:38So, get over here, you filthy cockroaches!
00:29:41Yummy, yummy, yummy!
00:29:43Wait, over there!
00:29:48Oh, wait up!
00:29:50Don't leave me behind!
00:29:51Where are you going?
00:29:52It's so dark down there!
00:29:59Someone dropped that apple!
00:30:05Surprise!
00:30:16Oh no, my bandage!
00:30:20Dixie, look!
00:30:26I have an idea!
00:30:28Cut the bandage, and let's jump out that window!
00:30:33Fire away!
00:30:35Dead mental note!
00:30:37Bonechatter, he'll find us!
00:30:39Stay put!
00:30:41Where are you going?
00:30:42I know!
00:30:43I know what you're here!
00:30:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:30:48You!
00:30:48Eeeh!
00:30:53Eeeh!
00:30:54Eeeh!
00:30:54Eeeh!
00:30:55Eeeh!
00:30:56Eeeh!
00:30:57Eeeh!
00:30:57Eeeh!
00:30:58Eeeh!
00:30:59Eeeh!
00:31:00Eeeh!
00:31:00Eeeh!
00:31:01Eeeh!
00:31:01What?
00:31:03Who are you?
00:31:04...anyways.
00:31:13Nothing like some pepper to get rid of unwanted guests!
00:31:21What are you doing here?
00:31:25Hiding meself from the dark angels.
00:31:29These farms like me carrying ship vessel,
00:31:31packed with cannons and disguises for a battle.
00:31:35Like this little device that was hidden up your sleeve?
00:31:40Why were you trying to burn us alive?
00:31:43I fought Nebulosa Centi.
00:31:46Her scurvy dog stole all the zombies from me cemetery.
00:31:49In a wicked ambush.
00:31:51I think you're lying.
00:31:52What about you?
00:31:54I'm a good hider.
00:31:56What's her name?
00:31:58Younger.
00:32:00Well...
00:32:01You should come with us now.
00:32:04Oh!
00:32:06Hold on a sec, best friend.
00:32:08Are you crazy?
00:32:09Isis...
00:32:10He has nobody.
00:32:11Dixie? Ahoy!
00:32:13He's a pirate.
00:32:16Look at him. He's harmless.
00:32:18What? He tried to set us on fire!
00:32:22Oh no!
00:32:23The full moon is affecting your brain!
00:32:25You're not thinking straight.
00:32:26He's a boy!
00:32:29And what's so bad about that?
00:32:31You can't trust them.
00:32:33They have no common sense,
00:32:34they're heartless,
00:32:35and...
00:32:36Ugh!
00:32:36They smell awful.
00:32:39It's not like we smell like roses, you know.
00:32:48And it's been said that redheads bring bad luck for as many days as the number of buttons on your
00:32:53shirt.
00:32:54But you don't have a shirt on, or buttons for that matter.
00:32:59Aw.
00:33:00Where are you going?
00:33:02Don't even tell him!
00:33:04We're looking for vitriol.
00:33:05Ah!
00:33:06The wandering zombie.
00:33:07Well, good luck.
00:33:09Cause his cabin is in the opposite direction.
00:33:13A cabin?
00:33:14He's totally clueless.
00:33:17Really?
00:33:18And I'm tiny.
00:33:19I'll take you to him in less than two days' time.
00:33:22Right, nutcase.
00:33:24Are you gonna fly us there?
00:33:29Man, I'm flying, but...
00:33:31All aboard!
00:33:32Up there, siren!
00:33:35Uh, zombies and water aren't a good mix.
00:33:38There it is!
00:33:40Come on, no fear!
00:33:41No fear!
00:33:43I was nearly a captain.
00:33:45Will you permit me, Beauty?
00:33:50Scat back!
00:33:52Huh?
00:33:53Oh!
00:33:56I...
00:33:56...with cannon ten on park...
00:33:58...and starboard!
00:33:59The wind just acting strong!
00:34:02Ha ha ha ha!
00:34:04Stropiak, you're no poet!
00:34:35You're absolutely right!
00:34:37That's not true.
00:34:38I'd like to hear it.
00:34:39I grew up alone on the streets of London since...
00:34:43...the planets abandoned me.
00:34:45I had to fend for me on sale till I got picked up by some pirates.
00:34:50How can she be so gullible?
00:34:52Who forced me to lie and steal, but I never liked it and I...
00:34:56...he's got some nerve.
00:34:58Liar, liar, pants on fire!
00:34:59Oh, I can't believe it.
00:35:01Neither does he.
00:35:02She's a fool.
00:35:03Dixie?
00:35:05Would you like me to learn you how to sail?
00:35:07Huh?
00:35:09Dana?
00:35:10Of course!
00:35:11Come sit here!
00:35:15Dixie, don't leave me!
00:35:21Ready, lass?
00:35:24Dana, right!
00:35:26Oh, yeah!
00:35:27Aren't we going a bit fast?
00:35:29What?
00:35:32Stop the boat!
00:35:33I wanna get off!
00:35:34Stop!
00:35:38That was a close one!
00:35:51If you like, we'll get some shut-eye at the cemetery.
00:35:54Why that hermitage?
00:36:02Can you help me, Goner?
00:36:07Just so you know, Dixie likes me more than you.
00:36:12I'm her bestest friend!
00:36:14Sleep tight, bucko!
00:36:17Hey!
00:36:19Finally, some peace and quiet!
00:36:22Is that how all your young lasses dress today?
00:36:25No.
00:36:26Only bad people like me.
00:36:28Just because you wear black friends, you're considered an outlaw.
00:36:33No one trusts you.
00:36:34Ah, Blighty!
00:36:36They are a sack of ladders!
00:36:45I don't like to talk about it.
00:36:47Give me a chance.
00:36:49It was a gift from...
00:36:50My mother.
00:36:51Oh, a gift from your mom.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:56Before she ran off to start a new family.
00:36:58I don't even know why I wear it.
00:37:01Well, at least you had your father.
00:37:03And you have me.
00:37:06Oh.
00:37:06Why didn't you cut me through when you trapped me?
00:37:13Dixie.
00:37:14Hmm.
00:37:19Hmm.
00:37:29Dixie?
00:37:31We need to talk.
00:37:32What is it now, Isis?
00:37:35Mmm.
00:37:37Hmm.
00:37:38It's about Connor. Ever since he arrived, you're totally ignoring me.
00:37:42That's so not true. Don't be ridiculous.
00:37:46It's like you don't even see me. You may as well have me embalmed.
00:37:52Bread and butter.
00:37:56Are you happy now? Why don't you wake Connor up so we can leave?
00:38:01Connor, get up.
00:38:03What?
00:38:04What happened?
00:38:06Where is he?
00:38:07The-the-the-the-Azoth!
00:38:10Connor!
00:38:14Dixie, why don't we go back to the cemetery?
00:38:17No, we're going to find Connor and get my necklace back.
00:38:21I'm hungry, I'm tired, I'm really scared.
00:38:30Shut up, and tell me which way to go.
00:38:33Um, that way.
00:38:37I thought splitting cobwebs was bad luck.
00:38:40Then that way!
00:38:42You have no idea, do you?
00:38:46No.
00:38:47Yes.
00:38:48Wait, I have an idea.
00:38:49Your phony superstitions were a pack of lies to get me to be your friend.
00:38:53I just wanted...
00:38:55I just wanted...
00:38:56I just wanted...
00:38:57I just wanted...
00:38:57I just wanted...
00:38:57drop dead!
00:38:58Again!
00:38:59No, Dixie!
00:39:01Dixie!
00:39:01I am hungry!
00:39:10I am hungry!
00:39:23Um...
00:39:24noooo...
00:39:27Quite a bad thing, though it's how you happen to me!
00:39:38So there you are.
00:39:46Boss Wayne, it's all your fault!
00:39:50Foxy, where's Dixie?
00:39:52If you actually cared, then you'd give me back the Azoth!
00:39:55I can't, and quit throwing that!
00:40:01Come back here, you worthless Caribbean scum!
00:40:08Take this!
00:40:10You're just a lying, cheating, good-for-nothing particle!
00:40:16Isis, you have no idea! Just get out of here!
00:40:20Two-timing thief! I ain't scared nowhere, you gutsucker!
00:40:24It's not what you think!
00:40:26If anything happens to Dixie, you'll pay with your life!
00:40:31Let go! I'm trying to save Dixie!
00:40:35Huh?
00:40:36Huh?
00:40:36Huh?
00:40:40Where are we at the pig?
00:40:49Stop your shouting!
00:40:50All your syrup, all the bats!
00:40:54No worries, I have it!
00:40:56Pig!
00:40:57Shh!
00:40:58The novice, uh, she got away!
00:41:02Relax, don't go!
00:41:03Who needs the winch?
00:41:05You all!
00:41:06Once she has the Azoth, Nebulosa has nothing to fear!
00:41:10Are we clearing out or not?
00:41:13No!
00:41:18No!
00:41:19Come on!
00:41:19Let's push off!
00:41:20Follow me!
00:41:22No!
00:41:24No!
00:41:29No!
00:41:30No!
00:41:31No!
00:41:36No!
00:41:37No!
00:41:46Looking for me?
00:41:48What are you waiting for?
00:41:49It's me!
00:41:51Dixie!
00:42:00Got her!
00:42:07No gifts!
00:42:09For your first name!
00:42:13The Azoth!
00:42:15The Azoth!
00:42:18Turn it over to Nebulosa!
00:42:20Give me a kiss, you rogue!
00:42:28Hey, hey!
00:42:29can't you see i don't fit anyone with half a brain would realize
00:42:37you animals show some respect will you remember i'm dixie the novice do you hear me i'm dixie
00:43:22oh you have no reason to worry about that silly child
00:43:31take her away and prepare my path with her blood
00:43:49what the world is that
00:43:59oh man
00:44:00now that we have the athor i shall be the one to open the portal back to mortality our army
00:44:17of zombies
00:44:17will return to the world of the living ready and willing to execute the plan
00:44:23what went down here man oh leave me alone you seem kind of scatter little cat i think
00:44:32we should put you back together again and split the scene
00:44:35go away listen cat nebulosis thugs are crawling all over this joint
00:44:42i couldn't care less you don't get it i just saw them drag away this poor old mummy chick
00:44:48it was way uncool isis no she kept saying her name was uh dixie yeah that was it
00:44:55that freak is pretending to be me
00:44:57i don't know but check this out found it on the floor
00:45:22i don't know but check this out
00:45:23i don't know but check this out
00:45:32no
00:45:39Okie dokie, let's see.
00:45:42What's this?
00:45:43Oh, your arm.
00:45:45Girl, you are bony.
00:45:46Now put it here.
00:45:48Let's see.
00:45:49Oh, it fits.
00:45:52Now where did I put your leg?
00:45:55So you're vitriol, right?
00:45:57The zombie bum who lives in the woods?
00:45:59I'm a traveler, dig?
00:46:01And thanks to my trips, I find out what's going down in the woods.
00:46:05Know what I mean?
00:46:07I've been looking for you.
00:46:08Groovy.
00:46:09Here I am.
00:46:10What's up?
00:46:11I need your help to find Nebulosa.
00:46:13What?
00:46:14Hey, little cat, you can forget that plan.
00:46:17Nebulosa has the Azor.
00:46:18Nebulosa?
00:46:19How?
00:46:20But why?
00:46:22According to the legend, it is the novice who must utilize the Azor's magical powers to open the portal
00:46:28so that the dead can return to life and make the world a better place.
00:46:36But you, the lady, have opened the portal.
00:46:42Well, can you change the process to help?
00:46:49You, the lady, have opened it up?
00:46:49What's up, and where are you?
00:46:58Is it that you want to be one of the other people?
00:46:58Okay, so why?
00:46:59Is it also going to be one of the other people?
00:46:59I don't know.
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:00To the left, you?
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:01I don't know.
00:47:01Come on.
00:47:02I don't know.
00:47:03I don't know.
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:08I don't know.
00:47:10Oh no, we will simply reprogram the miniscule brain.
00:47:16To fulfill the master plan!
00:47:37A master plan? What master plan?
00:47:40You know, to wreak havoc and evil from antiquity to the present day.
00:47:49Where you been, man? We're all going down in a bad way.
00:47:52Imagine the tragic impact thousands of zombies could have on history if they followed Nebulosa's orders.
00:47:57It would mean the end of the world.
00:48:08Oh, the battle between good and evil will finally conclude when the dark side is all that remains.
00:48:22And now, if you don't mind, there's no time to waste.
00:48:25What are we going to do?
00:48:27Well, I'm going to save her this far out Beetlejuice before Nebulosa turns the lights off. Know what I mean?
00:48:33But we have to stop her!
00:48:34Only the bearer of the Azoth can stop Nebulosa. Now that her cops found the mummy chick, party's over.
00:48:39No, I am the true bearer of the Azoth.
00:48:43Ah, you've never seen the likes of it.
00:48:45It's shaped like a heart!
00:48:50I'll just have to let the soup go cold if it means saving the world.
00:49:11Where can we find Nebulosa?
00:49:15Where the beginning meets the end.
00:49:16What's that supposed to mean?
00:49:19There's a solution. Don't despair.
00:49:21For the road back home is far but fair.
00:49:24The fair? But it's on the other side of the forest!
00:49:29Well, she's an old wreck. But this baby can get us to the fair.
00:49:35Our only hope is that you recover the Azoth and learn its secret.
00:49:39Only then can the legend play itself out the way it was meant to.
00:49:42Ya dig?
00:50:20Here we are, Dixie.
00:50:27You got till daybreak. By then, Nebulosa will have unleashed all of her zombies.
00:50:32But what is the Azoth's secret?
00:50:35You're a cool cat. You'll figure it out.
00:50:38What am I supposed to do?
00:50:40The right thing, I guess.
00:51:09You're not listening to this.
00:51:11And if you still live among cadavres, there's nothing you can do.
00:51:14I hate this house.
00:51:16And the smell of this vanilla is just sickening.
00:51:19I am eating.
00:51:20You call this a life?
00:51:22That's it. Finish.
00:53:23Where do you think you're going now, cabin boy?
00:53:31Come back here and face me like a man, so I can split you in two pieces!
00:53:40Get down!
00:53:43Give that pirate trash what he deserves.
00:53:47Come up here if you dare!
00:53:49Ah!
00:53:51Ah!
00:53:51Booty crook!
00:53:53Ah!
00:53:55Crud sucker!
00:53:56Ah!
00:54:03Ah!
00:54:07Ah!
00:54:07Ah!
00:54:08Ah!
00:54:09Ah!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:14Help!
00:54:15Will you please tell me why you wanted to rescue Dixie?
00:54:19Mm-hmm!
00:54:21Do you really want to know?
00:54:23Jolly Roger, she's hot!
00:54:26I love every inch of her maggot right in body!
00:54:29Aye!
00:54:30She's me on back some beauty!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:35Ah!
00:54:36Ah!
00:54:38Ah!
00:54:39In the flesh!
00:54:41Then I'll dice you up first!
00:54:46Ah!
00:54:51Oh!
00:55:01Oh!
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:02I know how you feel!
00:55:03Ow!
00:55:04Ah!
00:55:04No!
00:55:05I deserve it!
00:55:11Ooh!
00:55:11Oh!
00:55:12Nearty!
00:55:17We have to get the Azoth back before daybreak!
00:55:20Ha!
00:55:20Follow me, mate!
00:55:27Torpo?
00:55:28Go on!
00:55:29There's no need for you to wait!
00:55:31Ha-ha!
00:55:32Ha-ha!
00:55:33Heroska?
00:55:36Oh!
00:55:37Let's get out of you!
00:55:38Before we lose our chance!
00:55:39We have to find Isis!
00:55:43Ah!
00:55:43You daft!
00:55:46She's my friend.
00:55:47Better and for worse.
00:55:52That lassie could be anyone!
00:55:54Oh!
00:55:55If this may be our last hope to escape!
00:56:04I'm not leaving without Isis!
00:56:07Oh, wait now.
00:56:08If you're out here...
00:56:11Then the lass trapped inside the boxes!
00:56:13I'm not leaving without Isis!
00:56:27Oh!
00:56:28My lawyer, Boroska!
00:56:31Whoever did this to you...
00:56:33...will pay!
00:56:34Hello?
00:56:36Hello?
00:56:36Who is that?
00:56:39Connor, are you there?
00:56:42Get me out of here!
00:56:44Come on!
00:56:45I know it's you!
00:56:46Listen!
00:56:46I'm not angry anymore!
00:56:48No more rocks!
00:56:49That's a promise!
00:56:50Can I open this box, please?
00:56:55Oh, Isis!
00:56:58Oh!
00:56:59Don't be alarmed!
00:57:02She's with me!
00:57:04Sexy!
00:57:05Leave her alone!
00:57:07Return the Azor, or she's going for a swim!
00:57:10Wait a sec, Nebulosa!
00:57:12Alright!
00:57:16No!
00:57:17Don't give it to her!
00:57:19It's what I have to do!
00:57:21Please don't hurt her!
00:57:24Join me!
00:57:25And we can use the power of the Azor to avenge all of the injustice committed against us!
00:57:30We'll reopen the portal!
00:57:32You can return to your life!
00:57:34And punish your enemies!
00:57:37Including...
00:57:38Your mother!
00:57:40No!
00:57:41Don't do it!
00:57:42Give us Isis!
00:57:44First...
00:57:45The Azor!
00:57:49First...
00:57:56Let her go!
00:57:58No!
00:57:59The Azor!
00:58:12Run!
00:58:14Let...
00:58:16Go!
00:58:18What...
00:58:19What are you doing?!
00:58:22Don't you realize that sacrificing yourself is useless!
00:58:31We gotta help her!
00:58:33Me Captain knows what she's doing!
00:58:35I won't let you destroy the planet!
00:58:38Everything I love is there!
00:58:42The world will remain a miserable place!
00:58:46And your problems will never disappear!
00:58:48Yeah!
00:58:48Huh?
00:58:53Huh?
00:59:08Um...
00:59:10Whoa!
00:59:15No!
00:59:16Dixie!
00:59:17Dixie!
00:59:19Dixie!
00:59:20Godspeed, me hearty!
00:59:21There's nothing we can do for it now!
00:59:34My love!
00:59:36That bar dog!
00:59:37No!
00:59:38No!
00:59:38No!
00:59:40No!
00:59:40No!
00:59:41No!
00:59:50Dixie!
00:59:51Dixie, please wake up!
00:59:54Dad?
00:59:55Yes, darling.
00:59:56I'm here.
00:59:57Where am I?
00:59:59With me.
01:00:00I love you, daddy.
01:00:18I'm finally back in the world of the living and guess what?
01:00:21My problems haven't gone away.
01:00:24But I see them differently now.
01:00:27Nebulosa never realized that behind every problem we face,
01:00:30something positive is waiting to be discovered.
01:00:33It's just a matter of finding it and then adding some color.
01:00:38Maybe you can't change everything.
01:00:40But while you're at it, why not try and make things better?
01:00:49Otherwise, what's the point of being here?
01:00:58The doctors assure me that my experience was a dream created by the limbic system in the brain.
01:01:03But I don't believe that.
01:01:05Hi, mom!
01:01:06Hi, honey!
01:01:09It wasn't plugged in.
01:01:11Today, I would like to discuss a princess from Lower Egypt named Isis.
01:01:18A prophecy told of her early death, but the young princess was able to rise above the premonition and rule
01:01:24her people wisely.
01:01:34This famous corsair abandoned his trade and devoted his life to...
01:01:40Politry?
01:01:40So what do you think, dad?
01:01:42Isn't it possible that my dream actually happened somehow?
01:01:45And that Goner and Isis really existed?
01:01:47It wouldn't hurt to thank them, would it?
01:01:50You never know.
01:02:20Drums.