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00:00These are the dumbest human moments on the internet.
00:31I busted the wall.
00:51He tried to drink soda as fast as he could.
01:12If you ever feel dumb, just remember that there's always someone dumber than you.
01:25If you ever feel dumb, just remember that there's always someone dumber than you.
01:28If you ever feel dumb, just remember that there's always someone dumber than you.
01:32Oh! I told you!
01:35These people were really trying to fit this couch into this car,
01:39even though they were pretty much the exact same size.
01:57This person wasn't happy with the pizza they ordered, so they decided to protest.
02:14Why you got so many weights?
02:18What the hell? The battery was just on 100.
02:33This guy had to go to court after being accused of stealing a jersey,
02:37so he showed up wearing what he claims is a different jersey.
02:40All right, you're charged with stealing a dolphin jersey?
02:46This ain't the one, y'all.
02:48No?
02:49No, ma'am.
02:51Okay, ready?
02:52Yeah.
02:53Okay, dump it on the ground.
02:56Oh, that's not on the ground.
02:59This guy was really upset about walking into some wet cement.
03:13Oh my god!
03:17This poor guy forgot to use his brain.
03:30This is why it's always important to check your screen name.
03:34Good morning, sir. What's your name?
03:36Me?
03:37Yeah, you. Yes.
03:38Nathaniel Saxon, sir.
03:40Your name's not button3000, you yo-ho.
03:45Logging into my court with that as your screen name.
04:03Nooooooo.
04:07This family's house was on fire,
04:09and they had basically no sense of urgency,
04:11and the police officer was getting frustrated.
04:14You need to get out!
04:15I'm gonna break the window, watch out!
04:18You gotta get out!
04:19I can't let you get hurt.
04:22Oh, f**k.
04:23What's the dog?
04:25What?
04:26What?
04:27We gotta get you out of here, buddy.
04:29Why? Of course.
04:30Because the house is on fire, man.
04:32I don't think he knew you can't stand on a windshield.
04:37I don't think he's on fire.
04:43I don't think he's on fire.
04:44He decided to take a nap at the airport,
04:46and ended up getting his head stuck in an armrest.
05:06This woman thought she'd been locked in the pool.
05:12This woman thought she'd been locked in the pool.
05:26She was practicing archery, but she didn't quite hit the target.
05:42Well, I deserve that.
05:54This judge was confused because this police officer showed up to virtual court
05:58without any pants on.
05:59Good morning to you.
06:00Can you put your appearance on the record, please?
06:02Yes, Officer Jackson, batch number 3919 out of 12th precinct.
06:06Have you got some pants on, officer?
06:09No, sir.
06:23No, no, no, that will kill us!
06:27The passenger on this helicopter was joking about pulling this random lever.
06:31That lever happens to be the rotor brake.
06:34Pulling that would have immediately stopped the blades,
06:36causing the helicopter to drop like a rock.
06:38These guys tried to do an insurance scam, but it backfired.
06:41What the hell? What the hell? You idiot!
06:44Oh my god! Oh my god!
07:00These guys at a gun range did a really stupid pose while taking selfies.
07:17This officer thought she had turned off her body cam, so she started stealing during an eviction search.
07:37He tried to close the garage and jump over the garage laser at the same time.
07:41It'll work. It'll work. Watch your head. Watch your head.
07:45Oh no! I can't believe it just happened.
07:49That is not ideal!
07:50Don't laugh!
07:51Don't laugh!
07:51Jack! Come on Jack!
07:53Don't laugh!
07:56Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
08:00This guy crashed into a police car because he was playing Pokemon Go while driving.
08:07You okay?
08:14this woman thought she could enter a virtual court while driving sir ma'am can you tell us
08:20start your video and tell us your name please all right let's see let's start with that i just
08:26entered a default judgment is there as me you cannot be driving ma'am what are you doing come
08:32on i'm not driving i'm a passenger in a car you're still not i'm not hearing cases with people
08:39driving or as passengers in cars i'm sorry i have an emergency i'm going out of town for a family
08:45member but i will have my driver pull over hang on one second i'm sorry i didn't know that i
08:50wasn't
08:50allowed to be in a car but you got one second am i crazy or does it not look like
08:57you're driving that
08:58car let me see the driver let me see the driver hang on one second i have to ask i
09:10have to ask
09:10their permission now oh my god oh you're not in the drive you weren't in the driver's side do you
09:22think i'm that stupid sometimes kids are really really dumb
09:37perfect
09:56that was definitely what broke the window she just stopped short and it can't shatter the window
10:07this woman had a virtual court hearing and thought it'd be a good time to make a peanut butter
10:11and jelly sandwich you just showed me a paper miss outerbridge that said yes i did right so when
10:18i called no we can't talk at the same time well i apologize but you excuse me whatever you're trying
10:26to prepare this person was caught trying to steal a bike from a police station
11:01these cops got a call about a car going the wrong way but they were pretty surprised when they caught
11:06the driver 9-1-1 where's your emergency um i'm on highway 77 going north and there's somebody that
11:16is on the wrong side of the road and then what color or type of vehicle it was no he
11:22had his
11:22bright star man he almost ran me off the road yeah do you know why i stopped you yeah because
11:26i was on
11:26the wrong side of the road yeah is there a reason for that no you're the one that called in
11:32yep you
11:33were yeah because i thought somebody was on the wrong side of the road bro but it turned out it
11:37was
11:37you yep look at them probably worth making sure all doors and windows are locked before detaining
11:56oh no the student driver could not figure out why the car wouldn't move
12:16okay okay is the car still off oh that's it thank you
12:36these guys pretended that they were hit by a car to try and extort money from people
12:40but didn't realize that this was an undercover police car
12:57this person was caught stealing blankets from this moving truck
13:02this lady's stealing pads from my truck no i'm borrowing you can have them back when i'm dead
13:06can i have them back now
13:15this guy was trying to rob a store but accidentally dropped his weapon
13:29these guys found a package they wanted to steal however they saw that the neighbor had a security
13:34camera they thought that they would get away with it if they stood in front of the camera to block
13:38the view
13:55this guy shut down the entire motorway because he put hay next to his exhaust
14:09a bus in russia didn't have a spare tire available so instead they used a giant log
14:16this person's cousin was cremated and they won't be able to get out of the car
14:26this person's cousin was cremated and they won't be able to get out of the car
14:38this person has to be the worst shoplifter ever she tried shoving a chainsaw down her pants
14:49she saw that someone down the aisle noticed her and she still kept trying
14:55she was obviously later caught and arrested these workers totally screwed up while trying to put up
15:01a billboard
15:01and i have a chicken that chicken bowl it's passed for granted what does it say
15:06yeah it don't look right
15:10this man sat on a super expensive crystal chair and broke it
15:30this woman keyed a random tesla not realizing that the car was recording her
15:44this woman decided to try walking straight into area 51
16:04law enforcement was standing right there and watched her do it
16:08the reason why security isn't too worried is because there's 10 miles of empty space
16:13between the main gate and area 51
16:36someone tried to travel with crabs in their suitcase but they managed to escape and run all over the airport
17:02these two explorers were climbing an iceberg when it started flipping over
17:15oh yeah why'd you cut the dollar
17:18because i wanted to be rich
17:20puppy but that's not that's not how it works like this is only one
17:23i got five
17:25no
17:28i don't think this guy has ever taken the trash out before
17:49i take a look again
18:01i think it's frustrating
18:01Oh shoot, my bad.
18:09Hello.
18:10I'm good, yeah.
18:16This guy wanted to wake up his friend by throwing an eggplant at their window.
18:24That was so stupid.
18:26This guy thought it was a good idea to make a homemade ice rink.
18:35That's Saran Wrap. That's not the rice.
18:38There's no way.
18:39No, bro.
18:40That's Saran. Bro, you're drunk.
18:42That's the rice.
18:44Yo, is this not Saran Wrap?
18:45Wait, is this Saran Wrap?
18:47Holy .
18:48You're drunk.
18:49My wife just came home, and I asked for a six pack of Coke Zero.
18:54And she tells me, your Cokes were expensive.
18:56They were $25.
18:58$25?
18:59And then she shows me the receipt, and sure enough, she rang it up six times.
19:07There's six barcodes on here.
19:11I'm trying to use paper.
19:14Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:22No, dude.
19:23I didn't even hit that hard either.
19:25You can't go with me, I have it on video!
19:27They really thought they could get away with removing this parking boot that was placed on their car.
19:42They wanted to see if they could fit these massive ice cubes in their mouth.
19:48Oh!
19:50Oh!
19:53Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:55Put it back, put it back in!
19:57Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:59This woman missed her flight, but refused to give up, and still try to get on the plane.
20:12This family went on a three hour road trip, and the dad refused to put on sunscreen.
20:16Are you serious?
20:18What?
20:18I told you!
20:19I told you!
20:21I told you!
20:21I told you!
20:22Oh my god!
20:25What?
20:25Your head!
20:27So he swallowed a squeaky dog toy, and the hospital staff couldn't stop laughing at him, but they were able
20:33to eventually get it out.
20:34Hi.
20:47What year's to a story we'll never forget!
20:54Ahhhh!
21:01Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
21:05This proposal really went up in flames.
21:20Someone broke into this guy's truck and stole all of his tools and camera equipment.
21:24After a few days, he found all of his equipment being sold online.
21:28He made an offer to meet with the seller and brought the police with him.
21:32Damn boys, Ronan has a bag, glide cam, tools.
21:42We back in video business boys.
21:45The student asked the teacher a question but accidentally had a voice changer on and forgot to turn it off.
21:51Okay, any questions before I go on from here?
21:58I'm ready to get this chair out of here.
22:02Great.
22:03I really understood that well.
22:11This guy lit a cigarette at a gas station but was quickly stopped by a fire extinguisher.
22:39This person was waiting in her car when someone tried to break in.
22:43The car had tinted windows, so the guy didn't know she was inside.
22:50Excuse you.
22:53This Amazon driver delivered the wrong package.
23:02Do you mind if I crack this window real quick?
23:04Nah, that's good.
23:05Alright.
23:17This guy didn't realize he had stopped on a drawbridge.
23:30This guy didn't realize he had stopped on a drawbridge.
23:40He had stopped on a drawbridge.
23:44So, I made a mistake for his whole car.
23:44Oh!
23:44Oh my!
23:52Love after love!
23:57It's exciting!
23:591...2...3...GO!
24:03He didn't realize this was a pregnancy reveal and thought the shirt was for his cat.
24:08Oh my god, let's go!
24:11Tordy!
24:13Zach, it's not for the cat.
24:15What's it for?
24:20No!
24:21Three, two, one.
24:42This woman got pulled over on the way to her own wedding.
24:46Whose wedding is it?
24:47It's mine.
24:48What time is it?
24:49It's 2.30.
24:51Where at?
24:52It's 2.30.
24:54Hey, you're already late.
24:56We're trying to get set.
24:58Just give me a minute.
24:59I'll let you take her, but I'm going to give you a court date.
25:02I'm going to get some mandatory court appearance.
25:04Alright?
25:06Your dog has more situational awareness than you right now.
25:10The dog has more situational awareness.
25:15Good boy.
25:17Take care.
25:17Take care.
25:18The cyclist spotted a guy using his phone while he was driving.
25:22He knocked on the driver's window to call him out, and then this happened.
25:29Slowing!
25:30Stop!
25:31Tree!
25:32Tree!
25:38You good?
25:40Yeah.
25:40This fire started at this Dunkin Donuts, and the employees had no idea what to do, so this customer saved
25:45the day.
25:46Nobody seems to care.
25:48Yeah.
25:49It's mine.
25:53Yeah, there you go.
25:54Fire extinguisher.
25:55Right there.
25:55Here, you want me to help you?
25:56Hold on.
25:56Put this here.
25:59So you're going to pull?
26:00Yep, yep.
26:06She had no idea that it was turned all the way up.
26:15Ooh!
26:16Wait, Angel!
26:19We're here at the lavanderia because Maria has come to wash a peluche.
26:29Sometimes it's a good idea to put the phone down.
26:45This guy had to join a virtual court hearing after being charged with driving with a suspended license.
26:51So he joined the court hearing while illegally driving his car.
26:54Just give me one second.
26:55I'm parking right now.
26:57This is a driver with a license suspended, and he was just driving.
27:03And he didn't have a license.
27:10Oh.
27:11The judge then ordered him to be arrested, and he spent two days in jail.
27:31Here I am, trying to hammer out a meatball for my grandson.
27:40Oh, sh!t!
27:41Just broke my freakin' knife!
27:44Ow!
27:44This woman forgot to put the parking brake on.
28:09This woman forgot to put the parking brake on.
28:37this guy somehow set fire to this wheel and it wouldn't go out
29:02let's go to the counter
29:03wait
29:04wait
29:05wait
29:28This guy is trying to swat a fly, but it doesn't go the way he wants it to.
29:52I'd probably not hang a pinata there.
29:54He leaking!
29:55Oh!
29:56He leaking!
29:57He leaking!
30:05This has to be the worst tow truck driver of all time.
30:09Oh, oh, oh.
30:10Go on.
30:10Up and over.
30:15Crap.
30:16Uh-oh.
30:17Uh-oh.
30:19F*** me.
30:21You have to be kidding me.
30:34This woman can't figure out which way to fill up her car.
31:03A police officer ran into this biker because he was texting and driving.
31:10Woah!
31:11Woah!
31:11Woah!
31:11Ah!
31:13You mother...
31:14What the f*** are you looking at your phone, officer?
31:17I gotta text him to the f***ing other officer.
31:19Yeah, it is.
31:20God, look how smart I am.
31:24If you liked this video, you'll probably like this one as well, where I look at 24 minutes
31:28of the dumbest drivers ever.
31:30And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
31:33Later.
31:33Bye.
31:33Bye.