He’s a door-slamming monster who needs no introduction.
Ever since this bloke moved into the house next door, I haven’t been able to relax in peace—every day it’s just bang, bang, clang, clang, and all that noise.
I’m tempted to take legal action, but I suspect something even more dreadful might be in store, so I reckon the door will break before that happens—I’ll just keep an eye on things for now.
As it turns out, I was unable to save the Earth after all. I have decided to preserve this as a collection of myths for future generations.
TRIPLEBUCKERSOON Mythology Collection is a collection of myths scheduled for release in the near future that compiles events that took place on Earth in the past. In other words, it means that modern-day Earth could not be saved. If you'd like to see more, please like this post and subscribe.
