00:00It's time for Riff Trax!
00:05Mystery Science Theater 3000 is back with the Riff Trax Experiments.
00:10In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space.
00:15We're back on the satellite of love after 25 years.
00:19And now the secret of episode 3 can finally be revealed!
00:23Mummy Theme Park!
00:29My juggling career, no!
00:33Girl, I got my brain pulled out my nose for this!
00:46Theme Parks.