00:00Have you heard the one about the young alien and the old alien?
00:04Nah, it goes like this.
00:07The young alien says to the old alien...
00:10Look at them. They're weak.
00:13Why don't we just go down there and take everything they've got?
00:16Our orders are to observe, not interfere.
00:20Besides, we don't even know what humans look like.
00:23I'm not stupid. I know a human when I see one.
00:27We could conquer that planet and become heroes.
00:33What are you doing?
00:47Wait! Wait!
00:49Take me to your leader or I'll blow your face off!
00:56I said, take me to your leader!
00:59I said, take me to your leader!
01:00I said, take me to your leader!
01:01You asked for it!
01:03I said, take me to your leader!
01:22I said, take me to your leader!
01:26Anybody who can wrap their duck around their legs twice
01:30and stick it in their ear
01:31is somebody you don't f*** with.
