00:00So, Russell Brand is going to be in prison for a long, long time.
00:04The judge made that clear, and his sentence will be handed down on Monday.
00:10This was one of the situations where, when the news broke yesterday,
00:13it's like when a really old celebrity dies, and you sit there for a second,
00:17and you think to yourself, weren't they already dead?
00:19When you looked at this, you're like, wasn't Russell Brand already convicted as a sexual predator?
00:24Because he has this grotesque, slimy, greasy, just, like, he just makes your skin crawl.
00:33You know, he said that he felt the media was responsible for his inability, he said,
00:41to get a fair trial, that he could only find three people
00:44who were willing to get in the stand and testify on behalf, aside from his wife.
00:48They think that blaming the media is just a cop-out.
00:50Russell has always been someone who has courted the media when he wants to.
00:54He's parroted all of these lines that we've just seen.
00:57He's sat there and told Piers Morgan very proudly about how promiscuous he was.
01:02It's only when it comes back to bite him in the ass that he decides,
01:05oh, it's the media's fault.
01:07Monday is sentencing, and, like you said, Charlie, he could get 10 years.
01:12This is not going to be a ditty-type sentence.
01:15No.
01:15He's going away for a long time.
01:17Isn't it funny, though, that his lawyers used a little bit of the ditty defense of
01:20you may not like him, he might be a jerk, he might treat women like crap,
01:24but it's not illegal, and just like ditty, in a lot of ways, it didn't work.
01:27Nobody bought it.
