00:00This is Hannah and Ryan.
00:02You're probably wondering how they ended up here.
00:05Ho, ho, ho!
00:07Holy shit!
00:08Let's go back to the beginning.
00:12Publishing isn't great what it once was.
00:14I'm gonna make some cuts.
00:15It's either you or Hannah.
00:17Nobody reads your book selections anyway.
00:19You're a spineless sellout, Ryan.
00:21At least Ryan sells.
00:23Speak in first person!
00:25I need a bestseller.
00:26You got the heart and a whammy.
00:28Bianca Hart has an unpublished memoir.
00:30This is gonna be the book of the year.
00:32Can you get me a meeting with her?
00:33You don't have to be a New Yorker over the holidays.
00:35I was born to edit this book.
00:37I just got a meeting with Emily McIntyre.
00:40So what's the plan?
00:41You go to New York and then snag this big writer.
00:43It's a great idea.
00:44Am I insane?
00:45Are you planning to pitch her or wear her skin?
00:48Two rivals each thought they had a head start.
00:51Oh dear God.
00:52Turns out...
00:53You've gotta be kidding me.
00:54Their plans were about to get a rewrite.
00:56All flights are grounded.
00:58The best I can do is point you to the rental cars.
01:01We just have one car left.
01:03I'd rather be trapped in a port-a-potty at Burning Man during an earthquake.
01:06But here we are.
01:06Let's split the car and drive from New York together.
01:08Fine.
01:09But I don't want to hear one word about my driving.
01:11Hey Vin Diesel, can you slow down?
01:16Welcome to the Mercyville Inc.
01:18Where every stay is a scream.
01:21I've been working on that, sorry.
01:22If I get murdered in my sleep, I will haunt you aggressively.
01:27Noted.
01:29This Christmas...
01:30This is a disaster.
01:31Do you think it's karma for something?
01:33Ah!
01:33Get out!
01:33Oh.
01:34Will every wrong turn...
01:36You're just doing everything on your own.
01:38But I promise you we will get there.
01:39...lead to something right?
01:41He's not the guy I thought he was.
01:42Oh my God.
01:44Are you falling for him now?
01:45His abs got you.
01:51It's not going to help Cissy things from a different perspective.
02:00Or will they just be clashing through the snow?
02:04Mercyville massacre.
02:06Fiction?
02:07Confessional.
02:08Fiction-ish.
02:09What can I do?
02:11Yeah, come on, take it home for Christmas.
02:13Take it home for Christmas.
02:15Yeah, come on...
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