00:02Good morning. It's a beautiful morning in the world. It's a beautiful morning. The Trump
00:13regime is over. Thank you, America. I knew we would do it. I knew it in my heart. You
00:21got to believe people. And you did. And you showed up and we gave a very loud and clear
00:29message to Trump and his sycophants, his partners in cruelty, his criminal friends. Enough.
00:43We've had enough. I went to bed early because I'm in Ireland and I didn't think I could stay
00:53up. I was so anxious. I went to bed and at three o'clock in the morning, ding, ding, ding,
01:01ding. Everyone started texting me and I started to cry. I started to cry in my bed at three
01:12o'clock in the morning. And then I taped myself crying and I said, I'm not going to post that.
01:18So ridiculous. But I was so overwhelmed with emotion. Overwhelmed. And I got up this morning,
01:27I took a shower and I put on my blue jumper. Blue. And I have blue shorts on, even though
01:34it's kind of cold out. But they were bright blue. And I'm like, I'm wearing blue today.
01:39You know, I'm wearing blue and a smile on my face. That's not going away. I'm so proud of
01:49all of us. I'm so proud of our country. I'm so proud that we did this. That despite everything
02:00that they have tried and done, every hurtful, cruel, unconstitutional, un-American thing that
02:08this administration has perpetrated on the people of this country and the world with these obscene
02:17tariffs, that is just a fraud scam for him to steal more money and let the investigations begin,
02:26really. And this is a glorious day. Glorious. Now, I feel sorry for the people who have to clean up
02:38the
02:38White House after Mr. Ketchup Thrower gets all his rage out. He released a statement saying that if he
02:46had been on the ballot, it would have been a landslide. Listen, delusional diaper Don, that's not the truth,
02:53buddy. And we just smacked you in the face with it, didn't we? I think we did. It was bigger
03:00than a
03:00blue wave. It was bigger than a tsunami. It was like a seismic equation. It was a rumble from beneath
03:08the earth that came up and said, stop now, you know. And listen, Brazil did it, Israel did it, and
03:17now we
03:17did it too. Tic-tac-toe, mofos, three in a row. Do you hear the people sing? I tried to
03:27get the original
03:29soundtrack, Broadway cast recording of The Wiz to hear, if you believe, within your heart you'll know
03:37that no one can change the path that you must go. Believe what you feel and know you're right because
03:45the time will come around when you'll say it's yours. Believe that you can go home. Believe you
03:53can float on air. Then click your heels three times. If you believe, then you'll be there.
04:04That's the song that kept going in my head from three o'clock until right now.
04:11If you believe. I don't know why I couldn't get it. I hope I can get it on here, but
04:18I don't know
04:19how to add a song halfway through. I don't know how to do a lot of things on here yet,
04:25but I'm learning.
04:27All right. Well,
04:31Revel in it, everyone. Revel in the glory of your citizen neighbors and friends. Revel in the glory
04:39of strangers, of people showing up at the polls when it was dangerous to do so and doing it anyway.
04:50For everyone, all the 60,000 people that have been detained by ICE, most of them completely innocent,
05:00completely. You know,
05:03we can restore what has been so badly damaged by this administration. We can and we will,
05:12and we have begun. So that's all I have to say is thank God or thank the universe or
05:22thank the strength of the American people to stand up and say, this is not who we are.
05:29You don't get to define us. You madman, literally a madman. He's ill. He's very ill. And, uh,
05:41it's, uh, wonderful that he's a lame duck. That's what I was for Halloween. I had a duck costume on,
05:49and then I had like a bandage on my leg and I was a lame duck. I was limping all
05:55through trick
05:56or treating. I was limping because I believe in committing to the character, you know, but, um,
06:04you know, believe in good things, people believe in good things. Don't let anyone ever steal your hope.
06:12Protect it inside of you like a little flame that you can't let it go out because only the darkness
06:19darkness is only turned off by the light, right? You can only turn off the darkness by a little tiny
06:30light.
06:31Keep yours lit. I'll do the same.
06:39I love you, America. I love you. I really do. It's a glorious day. Oh, what a beautiful morning.
06:51Oh, what a beautiful day.
06:55That's today. November 4th, we begin again.
07:01These United States of America. We hold these truths to be self-evident
07:08that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable
07:15rights. And among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
07:22And to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just power
07:30from the consent of the governed. And whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends,
07:39it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it and to institute new government.
07:48And that is what we did last night, my fellow citizens of the United States. That is what we
07:56all did together. And wasn't it beautiful?
08:01It sure was. Congratulations to everyone who voted. Congratulations to every person who
08:12contested, every person who used their voice, and to even to those who were too afraid to.
08:19But they showed up and voted anyway. Very moved. Very moved.
08:28So anyway, that's all I got today. Well, not today. It's still early in the morning. That's all I got
08:33for
08:34right now. It feels pretty damn good.
08:50It feels amazing. Thank you. Thank you to all of us.
09:01That's a tick tock. You don't stop.
09:03That's a tick tock. You don't stop.
09:05You don't stop. You don't stop.
