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00:00Let's talk about woo-woo things, because something really mysterious happened last weekend in Santa Barbara, California.
00:07And it wasn't me going to Paris weekend.
00:09It was a half marathon that surprisingly struck over 25 people sick after.
00:18They don't know if it's a mystery illness, they don't know if it was just a stroke, a hip stroke.
00:24I do not believe that.
00:25Please bring your conspiracy theories.
00:28That's not what I know.
00:29And then I want to know from here what you've been hearing.
00:32But here's what I've read.
00:33I read at this point 27 runners have been hospitalized.
00:36Yes.
00:36They were saying that it might have been, they're thinking that some of the water stations were spiked or they
00:42were contaminated.
00:43Because it's weird that 27 people after a half marathon, by the way, we're not talking about 26 miles.
00:49We're talking about 13 miles.
00:49I've ran a half marathon before.
00:51They were blaming it on the heat, but it was 80 degrees.
00:54Now, that's a warm day, but that's not so hot.
00:57That's such a...
00:58And I can...
00:59Maybe one person who's never ran a half marathon before might have had a heat stroke, but 27 people in
01:04the hospital.
01:05So, you know, the symptoms are strange.
01:07So for me, I'm...
01:08I always lean on the conspiratorial.
01:10I think somebody in Santa Barbara might have spiked those water stations because I can't blame it on 80 degree
01:16weather.
01:16Yeah.
01:16Like, what do you think?
01:17What have you been hearing in Santa Barbara?
01:18And by the way, thank God you didn't run.
01:19I know.
01:20Because you almost did.
01:21I mean, she almost ran the marathon, drank from the water station, and then she wouldn't be here today.
01:25And then I wouldn't be here today.
01:26Yeah.
01:26What I've been hearing also similarly, something suspicious, right?
01:30Because, listen, Santa Barbara's been hot recently.
01:32It's not like...
01:33It's not like...
01:34It's not like...
01:35And this is also a young, athletic, thick crowd, especially going to run this.
01:38A lot of people I know have been running this.
01:40It's just suspicious, right?
01:42The water stations, what's...
01:43Is there regulations behind that?
01:45I don't know how that works.
01:45Maybe they left it there for days.
01:47Maybe the water...
01:47I don't know the fact that there was parent weekend the same weekend.
01:51It has something to do with it.
01:52I think some naughty parents were spiking the runners just for kicks.
01:56Oh, my God.
01:57And they were having a lot of fun.
01:58Where were you on Saturday?
02:01I don't know, guys.
02:03I don't know.
02:03You...
02:03We'll never know.
02:04We'll never know what happened in Santa Barbara that weekend.

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