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Aired (November 12, 2026): Hindi nagpatalo ang mga kandidata sa hamon ni Meme Vice na ipakita ang kanilang angking talento sa pag-arte! Pero handa ba ang Madlang Pipol sa kanilang mga pasabog na performance? Todo-bigay ang mga vadeng sa kanilang funny, witty, at nakakabaliw na acting skills na talaga namang nagpatawa sa buong studio! Sino kaya ang may pinakanakakaaliw na performance?
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00:00:02What's up, I love people!
00:00:06Let's go! Let's dance!
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00:05:35yung ano ko, yung ano ko.
00:05:37Yung chest hair mo.
00:05:39Thank you, Karin, at number one.
00:05:41Push ka na papunta rito.
00:05:43Karin, number two.
00:05:51Si Karin, number two,
00:05:53ay kahuwig ng vocalista
00:05:54ng Sponge Cola.
00:05:56Rock and roll!
00:05:57Ayaw, wala si Karin.
00:05:59Kaya kakarsain lang niya sa work.
00:06:01Six years young,
00:06:01kasi siya nasa mundo ng BPO.
00:06:04At ngayon, papasok siya sa mundo
00:06:06ng mga tao.
00:06:07Welcome, ha!
00:06:09Ladies, men, and men,
00:06:10candidate number two.
00:06:11Brabe, taas doon talaga siya.
00:06:14What's up?
00:06:15What's up?
00:06:19Madlanch, BPOCH!
00:06:23Ivanach is out!
00:06:25Yael is in!
00:06:28Karot lang.
00:06:29My name is Ivanach,
00:06:32ang resbacker
00:06:34ng Calo Ocon City,
00:06:36naniniwala sa kasabihang,
00:06:38kaming magaganda,
00:06:41di kami magaling mag-English.
00:06:43Are you the agreeing with me?
00:06:45And I,
00:06:46thank you!
00:06:47What can't be the real big love?
00:06:50What can't be the real big love?
00:06:53Hey!
00:06:55Thank you, candidate number two.
00:06:58Andahan naman,
00:06:59ulti ulit si candidate number three.
00:07:09Tanda!
00:07:11Si candidate number three,
00:07:14nakilala siya dahil sa kanyang pagtambling.
00:07:17Kagalingan pa rin daw niya ngayon,
00:07:20kaya,
00:07:20kaya niya rin daw gumiling,
00:07:22running,
00:07:24jumping,
00:07:25magsaing,
00:07:26bumahing,
00:07:27at sumabit sa baging.
00:07:29Wow!
00:07:29Oy, oh!
00:07:30Parang ako yun, ah!
00:07:31Wow!
00:07:32Ang kaling ng pating!
00:07:34Ladies and gentlemen,
00:07:35candidate number three.
00:07:38Roses are red,
00:07:39my gown is blue,
00:07:41kaya naman,
00:07:42candidates one and two,
00:07:44ako magpapataob sa inyo!
00:07:47What's up,
00:07:48Madlang people!
00:07:55What's up,
00:07:57Madlang people!
00:07:57This is Fracko Grey,
00:07:59na naniniwala po sa kasabihan,
00:08:01na huwag niyo pong ugaliin mag-overtime,
00:08:04lalo na kung hindi kayo napapasahod on time.
00:08:07At kung hindi kayo mapasahod on time,
00:08:10Madlang people,
00:08:11it's time to resign!
00:08:13And I,
00:08:14thank you!
00:08:16Nandamay pa to.
00:08:30And I,
00:08:32thank you!
00:08:34Oy!
00:08:36Marjana!
00:08:38All the people at 3,
00:08:39respect for today!
00:08:41Hi, friend!
00:08:42Pura Luka Ivanovich,
00:08:45and Franco Grey,
00:08:47Madlang people!
00:08:49Tatlo lang ang candidates!
00:08:51Yeah!
00:08:52Alam, kalakasalika!
00:08:53Marami na tayo,
00:08:55alimat ng people sa'yo!
00:08:56Hey!
00:08:58Hey!
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:01Hey!
00:09:02Ha?
00:09:02Iba'y yung datingan mo?
00:09:04Oo!
00:09:06Parang...
00:09:07Di mo kayang tanggapin,
00:09:09ng tulad kang labay na kaya ka laruin,
00:09:13ganyan!
00:09:14Di ba?
00:09:14Oo!
00:09:15Magsiyo po kayo!
00:09:16Grabe!
00:09:17Parang...
00:09:17Parang principal!
00:09:18Oo!
00:09:19Hiti niyo na mamalayan,
00:09:20kulto na ang naitataguyod ko!
00:09:23Oo!
00:09:24Tapos na mga panahon ng mga fans club!
00:09:26Oo!
00:09:27Kultuhan na ang labanan ngayon!
00:09:28Dumadami na siya talaga!
00:09:29Oo!
00:09:30Parang mas malakas ang dating mo,
00:09:31sa asa darating na asiya!
00:09:32Yes!
00:09:33Oo!
00:09:34Ako talaga magpapasaran ng lahat!
00:09:36Di ba?
00:09:37Yan ang aking mga member ng aking kulto,
00:09:40yan ang mga pinaka-maiingay itong nga ko'y dumarating!
00:09:42Yes!
00:09:44Akalaan mo!
00:09:45Ngunit pinakatahimik itong nga ko'y nababash din!
00:09:49Pero...
00:09:49Pero akalaan mo!
00:09:51Nakaitim ka ngayon!
00:09:52Pag tayo ano yung mga nakaitim!
00:09:54Andami nakaitim nila!
00:09:56Mga kulto!
00:09:57Ayano!
00:09:58Ayano!
00:10:03Yung mga nakaitim,
00:10:05yan ang aking mga district leaders!
00:10:07Ah!
00:10:08District leaders mo blag sila!
00:10:10District leaders!
00:10:11Oo!
00:10:12Tapos,
00:10:13magtumayo ang mga lakaputi!
00:10:15Ayan!
00:10:16Ayan!
00:10:16Ayan!
00:10:17Ang dami!
00:10:17Ang dami lakaputi!
00:10:19Sino sila?
00:10:20Sino yung mga lakaputi?
00:10:22Fresh recruits!
00:10:25So makikitim na rin yan?
00:10:26Wala pang ano yan!
00:10:27Magtayo ang mga nakatikulor!
00:10:30Dikulor!
00:10:31Dikulor!
00:10:33Dikulor!
00:10:34Ah!
00:10:34Ito!
00:10:35Ah!
00:10:35Paano may explain yan yung mga tikulor?
00:10:37Those are my board members!
00:10:39Wow!
00:10:41Dahil yun yung tatanong,
00:10:41ang kulto ko ay negosyo din!
00:10:43Palaming ganyan eh!
00:10:44Yung kulto na negosyo din!
00:10:45Piramid di ba?
00:10:46Yes!
00:10:46Yung leader ng Yaman ni Yaman!
00:10:48Pero naka-helicopter!
00:10:50Pero magtayo ang lahat!
00:10:52Nang nagagandahan kay Vice!
00:10:53Ganda!
00:10:55Grabe!
00:10:56Huwag nangangapin ako!
00:10:58There's everybody
00:10:59Thank you!
00:11:01Muga!
00:11:01Dahindahan ko kayo din!
00:11:02Yan!
00:11:03Nagtayo ang lahat
00:11:04ang nagagandahan!
00:11:04Ngayon naman,
00:11:05magsigawan
00:11:06lahat ng nakikisama lang!
00:11:08Si Tatay,
00:11:09tawad daw si Tatay na doon!
00:11:10Yung hindi naman
00:11:11ganoon ang opinion niya
00:11:12pero nakisama na lang rin!
00:11:13So sina-sina si Tatay?
00:11:15Tatay!
00:11:15Yes!
00:11:16Kita mo na?
00:11:16Papasayo pa sayo!
00:11:17Oo!
00:11:18Oo!
00:11:19Oo!
00:11:19Grabe!
00:11:20Oo!
00:11:20Oo!
00:11:21Oo!
00:11:22Oo!
00:11:22Oo!
00:11:23Oo!
00:11:25Ay!
00:11:26Sadalik na!
00:11:26Yan ang isa sa mga unang
00:11:28alay ng aming kulto!
00:11:30Britt!
00:11:30Yes!
00:11:31Magiging masaya na si Trina!
00:11:32Bakit?
00:11:33Ito na si papay!
00:11:35Si papay na walang spinach!
00:11:37Expired yung laman ng lata!
00:11:38Tatay!
00:11:39Ito ang aming alay!
00:11:40Alam niyo kung bakit namin siya inaalay!
00:11:42Bakit?
00:11:42We don't want it. We don't want it. We don't want it.
00:11:45We don't want it.
00:11:45You don't want it.
00:11:46Diba?
00:11:47Tatay, tatay.
00:11:47Kakausapin ko lang si tatay.
00:11:49Diba?
00:11:49Wala nang tugtog, sumasayaw pa.
00:11:51Siyempre, may after some of the music.
00:11:54Ayan ay si tatay, the sailor man.
00:11:59Tatay, hindi kayo rito tatay.
00:12:00Tatay.
00:12:01Hello po.
00:12:02Bais ganda.
00:12:04Ang ganda mo po.
00:12:05Very beautiful.
00:12:07Bais.
00:12:08I love Bais.
00:12:10I love Bais very much.
00:12:16I love Bais.
00:12:17I love Bais!
00:12:17Ba't ginaganyan?
00:12:19Siya ang balon ng buko Diyos ng aming kulto.
00:12:22Sa kanya kumukuha ng may inom ang aming kulto.
00:12:26Hindi mo hinahawakan yan dyan sa baba.
00:12:28Is true yan.
00:12:30Gila ko talagang buko.
00:12:32Ah, lalo.
00:12:33Tata, ang pangalan mo?
00:12:36Ang pangalan mo?
00:12:37Ang pangalan mo?
00:12:37May ngipin ka na man pala.
00:12:38Hindi ko lang nakikita.
00:12:39Mayroon pa naman, kaunti ilang.
00:12:40Oo.
00:12:40Ngipin invisible man.
00:12:42Ilang na naka.
00:12:42Anong pangalan mo?
00:12:43Ni Batman.
00:12:45Anong pangalan mo tatay?
00:12:46Anong plano mo sa pala na ita namin?
00:12:49Ang pangalan ko, Sabas.
00:12:51Sabas.
00:12:51Taganaga.
00:12:52Sabas, ang anak ni Barabas.
00:12:54Judas.
00:12:55Judas Pampasestos.
00:12:57Bicol.
00:12:57Sabas.
00:12:58Kinagagala kitang makita Sabas.
00:13:00Ikaw rin.
00:13:01Gusti kitang makita.
00:13:02Oo.
00:13:04Oo.
00:13:04Pakaganda mo.
00:13:05Oo.
00:13:06Talaga ba?
00:13:07Nagkako ang puso ko nagkitibok-tibok.
00:13:10Oo.
00:13:14Masaya ba ang puso mo?
00:13:16Napakasaya.
00:13:16Mas grabing saya basta ikaw ang kanap ko.
00:13:18Masaya ang puso mo pero mukhang malungkot ng atay mo.
00:13:22Sa laway mo palang mukhang mataas ang creatinine mo tatay.
00:13:26Ano't na pa rito ka sa Maynila?
00:13:28Ay, parang pumunta rito sa inyo.
00:13:31Eh, Ben, Ben.
00:13:32Ganit pa akong Bicol.
00:13:34Wow.
00:13:34Layo.
00:13:35Ito ka lang makita ikaw.
00:13:36Malayong yung pinaglakbay dahil dyan meron kang isang magandang regalo mo lang.
00:13:41Uy!
00:13:41Uy!
00:13:43Ipakikilala ko sa iyo ang pinakabirhen sa grupo.
00:13:46Sino dyan?
00:13:46Sino dyan?
00:13:47Wow.
00:13:47Si Pocwang.
00:13:48Mamang hindi ikaw yung birin sa grupo.
00:13:51Kung makaganon si Mamang talagang in-expectant.
00:13:53Siya talaga ang birin sa grupo.
00:13:56Napakaganda.
00:13:59Si Mamang Pocwang.
00:14:01Oo, ang ganda ni Pocwang.
00:14:03Naku!
00:14:04Mamaday ako sa ganda.
00:14:05Ha?
00:14:06Mamaday ako sa ganda.
00:14:07Mamamatay ka sa ganda?
00:14:08Oo.
00:14:08Mukha ka na nga patay, mamamatay ka na sa ganda.
00:14:10Ano, double dead ka na dahil kay Pocwang.
00:14:13Ikaw ba i-single ka ba o balo?
00:14:15Na eh.
00:14:16May asawa ko.
00:14:17Nasaan ang asawa mo?
00:14:18Dyan lang sa taas.
00:14:19Ito ba ang asawa mo?
00:14:20Hindi ya.
00:14:21Ay, oo.
00:14:26Nakakatuwa itong mag-asawa.
00:14:28Parang parehong dextrose na lang ang pinagsasaluhan.
00:14:31Ngahanap ka nito eh.
00:14:32Oo.
00:14:32Kung inaakalan nyo, mamimigay kami ng losartan dito sa studio,
00:14:35nagkakamali kayong dalawa.
00:14:37Mayroon naman ang ludipina.
00:14:38Kinagalakit ang makilala nanay.
00:14:46Sa araw na ito eh gagaling ang iyong karamdaman.
00:14:50At nilipat sa iyong asawa.
00:14:53Isasakripisyon niya ang kanyang buhay para sa'yo.
00:14:56Inferno, masилась samo ko google mo...
00:15:02Oo kala, kung galing na lang itong iba pra dyan..
00:15:05Biis, вспansus kung kung ko kuo
00:15:08Para may iba lang sa wika..
00:15:10Pans kita, ooo.
00:15:12Espans kita.
00:15:13Kaya pala nagkaganito yung makeup ko, espans kita.
00:15:17Let me kiss you.
00:15:21Grabe oh, Batangas.
00:15:23Amoy lapid na sinari.
00:15:25Why?
00:15:26Why?
00:15:26Baka taga Rosales.
00:15:29Batangas.
00:15:30Sila ang magpapuntunay na may Rosales sa Batangas.
00:15:32Hindi ka tulad kahapon yung pinahiyan niyo kung lahat.
00:15:34Talong mo, talong mo.
00:15:36Di ba naniniwala kang may Rosales sa Batangas?
00:15:39Mayeron.
00:15:42Amen.
00:15:42May Rosales ba sa Batangas?
00:15:45Mayroon.
00:15:46Wala ko.
00:15:48Tumiwalag ka na.
00:15:50Kahit yung mga taga Batangas na naggagulo-gulo.
00:15:52Sa Bicol po.
00:15:53Tagabicol po kayo.
00:15:55Opo.
00:15:56Ba't kayo na, gusto nyo lang talagang manood ng showtime kaya nandito kayo sa...
00:15:59Gusto ang gusto talaga.
00:16:00Talaga.
00:16:01Maraming salamat po.
00:16:02Regalo po sa amin ang anak namin.
00:16:04Oh.
00:16:05Pumunta raw sa'yo.
00:16:06Ha?
00:16:07Pumunta raw sa'yo rin.
00:16:08Bakit? May bigayin ba ng tupad dito dahil sa'yo?
00:16:11Parang makita ang show mo.
00:16:13Oh, maraming salamat.
00:16:14Nasaan ang anak nyo ngayon?
00:16:16Nasaan?
00:16:17Nasa Itbulaga.
00:16:18Ibang market yung anak nyo.
00:16:21Bakit hihwalay silang market ng bahay nito.
00:16:23Kasi hindi sila nakapasok sa Itbulaga dito.
00:16:25Nasa New Zealand po.
00:16:27Hello.
00:16:27Ay, nasa New Zealand.
00:16:30May asawang baka sa New Zealand.
00:16:33Naggagatas ng baka.
00:16:34Hello.
00:16:35Anong pangalan ng anak nyo?
00:16:36Pinky po, Andrea.
00:16:38Pinky po, Andrea.
00:16:42Pinky po?
00:16:43Pinky lang.
00:16:45Pinky po.
00:16:46Kapatid ni Grace.
00:16:48Pinky, Andrea.
00:16:50Yes po.
00:16:50Okay.
00:16:51Kambal po yan, Ria.
00:16:53Isa pa yung Ryan.
00:16:55Kamuka ni Pocuang.
00:16:59Kamuka.
00:17:00Anak nyo pala sa'yo si Ryan.
00:17:02Ikaw ang ina ni Ryan, Pocuang.
00:17:05Kamuka.
00:17:07Kamuka ako anak nyo.
00:17:09At kamuka mo yung Ryan, yung lalaki.
00:17:12Hindi yung Pinky, ha?
00:17:13Tsaka Ria, yung Ryan.
00:17:16So, ito ang gift niya sa inyo.
00:17:18Mahahapin kayo pag pumunta kayo dito.
00:17:21Nakakatuwa naman.
00:17:23Dati-dati si Willie ang pinupuntahan mo, no?
00:17:27First time namin pong pumunta ng Maynila.
00:17:30First time?
00:17:30Oo.
00:17:32Saan kayo nanunuluyan ngayon?
00:17:35Saan po?
00:17:35Saan, no?
00:17:36Saan?
00:17:36Sa pamangkin ko.
00:17:38Saan?
00:17:38Saan?
00:17:38Saan ang nicho nyo?
00:17:40Hindi, nicho ka nicho!
00:17:41Buhay pa sila!
00:17:42Buhay pa sila.
00:17:44Kasi minsan pag walang undas,
00:17:45pinapaupahan yung mga apartment doon.
00:17:48Oo.
00:17:48Saan po?
00:17:49Saan kayo tumutuloy ngayon?
00:17:50Sa pamangkin ko po.
00:17:51Saan yun?
00:17:52Sa Maypasay.
00:17:52Sa Maypasay.
00:17:54Ikaw ang kasama?
00:17:56Mag-enjoy kayo sa Maynila.
00:17:57Mamaya pumunta kayo ng Vice Comedy Club,
00:17:59ililibri ko po.
00:18:00Wow!
00:18:01Salamat!
00:18:02Thank you!
00:18:04Bibigya ko kayo ng ticket, ha?
00:18:06Good for 10 people.
00:18:08Wow, Tami!
00:18:09Salamat!
00:18:10Pero isa lang ang upuan,
00:18:11patong-patong may isang puto, no?
00:18:13Oo.
00:18:14Kasi sa araw pag weekend eh,
00:18:16alam po,
00:18:16masisira negosyo ko para sa inyo lang.
00:18:18Puno eh, puno.
00:18:19Oo, isang upuan,
00:18:20isang po kayo, ganun-ganun.
00:18:21O kaya,
00:18:22isang muna papasok,
00:18:23yun siya mag-aantay doon.
00:18:24Tapos pagdapas tumawa nung
00:18:25isari-relievo, ganun-ganun.
00:18:27Tigi-tigi sa kayong joke,
00:18:28gusto nyo tumawa mamaya?
00:18:30Eh kanina po,
00:18:31nag-pipri po ako,
00:18:32nasa na mayakap po po.
00:18:33Nag-pipti-pipti ka?
00:18:34Hindi.
00:18:36Nag-pipri po ako,
00:18:38pagpasok dito,
00:18:39sana mayakap ko po.
00:18:40Oo.
00:18:42Oo.
00:18:43O alika,
00:18:44tumabi kaya yakapin na po.
00:18:45Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:18:47Group hug.
00:18:54Thank you, nerd.
00:18:55Diyos ko nandito ka ngayon,
00:18:57so paano ko ngayong kakantahin
00:18:59yung ano yung...
00:19:00Alin?
00:19:00Lola ko patay na.
00:19:02Huwag yun, muna.
00:19:04Huwag mo na kantahin yun.
00:19:06Huwag na.
00:19:07Lola ko patay na.
00:19:11Din natin parang parang parang
00:19:12Osh, tatay, ha?
00:19:14Lola ko patay na.
00:19:14Lola ko gabo gamo gamo.
00:19:17Oh.
00:19:17Oh, ito na ba?
00:19:19Sabi ko sa inyo eh.
00:19:20Tinan mo ang likod
00:19:21kasing lola ko gabo gabo.
00:19:24Diba?
00:19:25Pero lola ko buhay pa.
00:19:27Pero mukhang paru-paru.
00:19:30Diyos.
00:19:30Diba?
00:19:31I love you.
00:19:32I love you po.
00:19:33Be happy.
00:19:34O mamayang gabi
00:19:34hadun na kayo kumain.
00:19:35Punta kayo ng maagam.
00:19:36Yun.
00:19:37Wow.
00:19:38Salamat po.
00:19:39Thank you po.
00:19:40Thank you po.
00:19:41Ilan bang mga kasama nyo ngayon?
00:19:43Kami lang.
00:19:43Tatlo lang po.
00:19:44Hindi kayo kasama.
00:19:44Huwag kayong nagaanong...
00:19:45Eh kasi sabi mo
00:19:46sampu yung tihikit eh.
00:19:47Ha?
00:19:48Tatlo kayo.
00:19:49O sige, pumunta kayo dun, ha?
00:19:50Thank you very much.
00:19:51Oh, sino pa yung pito?
00:19:53Ano pa kalamig yun?
00:19:54Itatabi ko kayo dun sa malapit sa generator, ha?
00:19:57Tatay, kahit anong i-order nyo dun.
00:19:59Tatay, take out kayo.
00:20:01Mag-take out.
00:20:01Mag-crispy pata ka para pag-uwi mo ang liwana.
00:20:04What?
00:20:05Crispy pata, chicharug, bulaklak, sisig, bagnet.
00:20:08Sabay-sabay.
00:20:08Sabay-sabay.
00:20:09Masarap ang pagkain.
00:20:10Oo, masarap pagkain dun.
00:20:12Tapos mag-beer ka ng isang case.
00:20:14Oo.
00:20:14Para yung tuhod mo, bayo.
00:20:16Mag-insa lang isang case.
00:20:18Okay, I love you.
00:20:21I love you too.
00:20:22Salamat po.
00:20:23Salamat po.
00:20:25Wow.
00:20:28Salamat po sa shoe time.
00:20:30Lalo na po kay Vyse.
00:20:32Magpasalamat po kayo sa Gwardia.
00:20:34Silang nagpapasok sa mga.
00:20:35Tatlang ko na nga kayo dito.
00:20:38Salamat na lang po sa...
00:20:39I love you.
00:20:40I love you po.
00:20:41Mabuhay po ang shoe time.
00:20:44Mabuhay shoe time.
00:20:44Pag nabuhay kami.
00:20:46Kasi palitan yun.
00:20:47Kailangan may masakribasyon.
00:20:48Sibes, sibes.
00:20:49Mabuhay.
00:20:50Oo.
00:20:51Ayong lahat dito.
00:20:52Maraming salamat po.
00:20:53Maraming salamat sa inyo.
00:20:54Ang cute-cute ng ulo mo.
00:20:55Dati hawak lang ni Santonino.
00:20:56Doon.
00:20:58Okay.
00:20:58Sige na po.
00:20:59Papahinga kayo muna dun, ha?
00:21:01Gusto mo kumando ka kay Pocuang tatay, ha?
00:21:04Ipapotin yun sa inyo, mamang.
00:21:05Sa kinaw po.
00:21:06Okay na po.
00:21:07Thank you very much, Yuki girl.
00:21:11I love you too.
00:21:13Alika na.
00:21:13Alika na kung asamayin sila tatlo.
00:21:14Alika na.
00:21:16Si Pura.
00:21:17Pura.
00:21:17Tanda na nila, nung mag-asawan.
00:21:18Sana ganun din tayo pag-tanda natin, no?
00:21:20Sweet pa rin na gano'n.
00:21:21May rumarampa tayo, kasama yung mga jowa natin.
00:21:23Correct.
00:21:24Mas magkakasama pa rin tayo.
00:21:26Kahitagabigol tayo, sa Maynila tayo larampa.
00:21:28Alayun ang rampa na.
00:21:29Diba?
00:21:29Masaya yung ganyan.
00:21:31Goals.
00:21:31Yes, please pa rin tayo.
00:21:34Si Ogie nga kapag yes, please.
00:21:36So kaya pa natin yan.
00:21:37Kaya pa yan.
00:21:38Kakausapin na natin sila, okay, Pura Luka Vega, nice to see you.
00:21:42Hello po, Mime.
00:21:42Nagbabalik.
00:21:43Yes.
00:21:44Wala ako dito nung sumalis siya eh.
00:21:47Oo.
00:21:47E sa kasamaang palad, hindi siya pinalad.
00:21:49Oo nga.
00:21:50Correct.
00:21:52Pero nagbabalik.
00:21:53Oo.
00:21:53At mukhang redding-redding, lumaban.
00:21:55At saka si Jong talaga sabi niya sa akin.
00:21:57Anong sabi ni Jong?
00:21:58Kasi yan yung Pura Luka.
00:21:59Gusto ko saan siyang manalo na nito.
00:22:01Kaya sabi niya, gagawa daw siya ng parang para makabalik ka.
00:22:04Yes.
00:22:04Talaga yun, oo.
00:22:05Siyempre magkalahi ang mga dibdib yun.
00:22:08Diba na labalang pala?
00:22:09Actually, ikaw na yung in-idol ko nung nakita kita.
00:22:11Diba?
00:22:12Ang buhay kasi talaga nag-evolve lang.
00:22:14Mula unggoy, naging tao.
00:22:15Ngayon, pabalik sa unggoy ilin.
00:22:17Sa akin ngayon, pakapal na ng pakapal.
00:22:20Kaya gusto na mag-gym.
00:22:22Ay, ka nang ba?
00:22:22Pa, nagpapapuyat, tumakapal?
00:22:23Diba sabi, mabilis tumubo eh.
00:22:25Diyos ko, isang buhay na kung tinatutulog.
00:22:27Hindi rin naman tumubo.
00:22:28Dito tumubo.
00:22:29Dito tumubo eh.
00:22:31Okay, pura, Luca, kamusta ka ngayon?
00:22:33I'm really good.
00:22:34I'm very happy.
00:22:35So, what did you think went wrong nung sumali ka nung nakaraan at hindi ka pumaslak?
00:22:41I think that Nicole gave really accurate points on me not being able to give it more.
00:22:49Give it like my all.
00:22:51So, I took it to heart.
00:22:54Na-realize ko yun.
00:22:54Ah, yun.
00:22:55Isina-puso niya yung narinig niya kay Nicole.
00:22:58Yes.
00:22:58Kasi siyempre, sa tagal ng pag-judge dito nito, mga hurat nito, sa araw-araw, dito eh.
00:23:04Meron na talaga silang hinahanap.
00:23:06Pag hindi nila nahanap yun, ay hindi.
00:23:08Correct.
00:23:08Lalo na yung mga pinabalik, mas mataas ang expectation sa kanila.
00:23:12Oo.
00:23:13Diba?
00:23:14So, paano ka nag-prepare ngayon?
00:23:15Paano?
00:23:16Nagbasa ka ba?
00:23:17Nag-practice ka ba?
00:23:19Kinakausap mo bang sarili mo sa salamin?
00:23:21Yes.
00:23:21Nagpapatanong ka ba sa mga bakla?
00:23:22Yes.
00:23:23Sabi ko sa sarili ko, wala lang to.
00:23:27Sabi ko sa sarili ko, wala lang to.
00:23:29Wala lang to.
00:23:32Yes.
00:23:33Paano?
00:23:35Meditate.
00:23:36Meditate?
00:23:37Meditate, oo.
00:23:37Ay, ganun din mang gawin, mamaya.
00:23:39Pag tinanun ka, bigla ka lang pumikit.
00:23:40Hindi ka sasagot.
00:23:42Hindi ka sasagot.
00:23:43Pura, Luca, what's your answer?
00:23:45Hindi ba, man?
00:23:47Ganun.
00:23:47Wala pa rin mag-oros, mamaya.
00:23:49Bakit?
00:23:50Anong kahalagahan ng meditation?
00:23:51It clears your mind,
00:23:53it gives structure to your answers,
00:23:55and it gives you a direct point of view.
00:23:58Maganda siya umenggis.
00:24:00Oo, ibarang.
00:24:01Kanda yung mga bigkas, yung mga dulong.
00:24:03Ano ka ba?
00:24:04Balak mataas ang ano nito sa pag-aaral,
00:24:07hindi ba?
00:24:07Mataas ang ano sa pag-aaral.
00:24:09Yung, kasi ano na siya eh,
00:24:10dating physics teacher, o.
00:24:12Or year.
00:24:13Physics teacher?
00:24:14Oo, high school and college.
00:24:14My God, yung physics student,
00:24:16nga hindi ko kaya, teacher ba?
00:24:18Magaling.
00:24:18Nag-teacher kayo ng physics?
00:24:20Yes, I was a physics teacher for four years.
00:24:22Saan ka nagturo?
00:24:23Anong school?
00:24:24Dipolag City National High School.
00:24:26Ah.
00:24:26It's a public school.
00:24:27Pero kung four years lang,
00:24:29bakit physics?
00:24:31Ba't an?
00:24:31Six?
00:24:33At si six months niya lang naman tinuro.
00:24:37Every year, six months lang.
00:24:38Oo, kaya, physics ba?
00:24:40Physics.
00:24:40Kasap pa rin.
00:24:41Oo, ganda nun ah.
00:24:44Pati ka nga nagturo ng P4.
00:24:47P4 are P4.
00:24:50Okay, physics.
00:24:51Mahilig ka talaga sa,
00:24:52sa shensyang may mat.
00:24:54No, di ba pa yung physics gano'n?
00:24:55Parang shensyang may mat.
00:24:57Yes, yes.
00:24:57Combo.
00:24:58Ba't ka tumigil na, ano, magturo?
00:25:01I think I saw myself in different opportunities din.
00:25:04Parang nakita ko ng,
00:25:05ay, parang mas mag-i-excel pa ako sa ibang larangan.
00:25:08She saw the sign.
00:25:10And she opened up our eyes.
00:25:12She saw the sign.
00:25:13Because life is demanding.
00:25:15Without understanding.
00:25:17Parang di mo alam yung lyrics yung kanya.
00:25:19Si Bakla, mukhang matandang nag-anga.
00:25:21Sabi sa akin.
00:25:24Alam mo bakit?
00:25:25Da, ikaw pa nung dalawang matanda doon.
00:25:27Alam mo bakit?
00:25:28I saw the sign.
00:25:29Sabi niya.
00:25:30Alam mo bakit?
00:25:32Paano akong malalaman?
00:25:32Utak ko ba yan?
00:25:33Bakit?
00:25:34Kasi sinayo ko lang yan.
00:25:35Hindi ko inalaman.
00:25:36Hindi ko singer.
00:25:38Pero di ba nung panahon yung uso yung ano?
00:25:40Oo.
00:25:40She not translate.
00:25:40Say language.
00:25:42Oo, ang sayaw dati.
00:25:43I saw the sign.
00:25:45And open up my eyes.
00:25:47I saw the sign.
00:25:49Love is demanding.
00:25:51O, tamo.
00:25:51Kaya mali yung translation.
00:25:52Hindi niya na-intindihan.
00:25:53Paano naging demand?
00:25:54Hindi ko nagturo, si Intensyo.
00:25:57Paano ko sa son?
00:25:58Paano nyo?
00:25:59Life is demanding.
00:26:00Life is demanding.
00:26:01Without understanding.
00:26:04I saw the sign.
00:26:06When you open up my eyes.
00:26:08I saw the sign.
00:26:09And we're gonna drive you up.
00:26:11We're gonna drive you up.
00:26:12Where you belong.
00:26:14Jimmy!
00:26:17Sa Jimmy niyo ba ni-launch?
00:26:18Siyempre!
00:26:19Doon kami naglo.
00:26:20Itbulaga.
00:26:21Oh, that's entertainment pa.
00:26:23I really like it.
00:26:24I really like that.
00:26:26Kaya battery pa ko sa showtime eh.
00:26:27Dahil dito, hindi ako makanood ng ako.
00:26:30Hello, Topper.
00:26:31Hello, Topper.
00:26:31Kaya, misano yung pumasok eh.
00:26:33Bakit?
00:26:33I miss Riza Meg.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Physics teacher.
00:26:37Pero ano yung opportunity
00:26:38na biglang dumating?
00:26:40Kaya sabi mo,
00:26:40ay, ayoko na muna mag-teacher.
00:26:41Mas gusto ko itong opportunity na to.
00:26:43It's public health.
00:26:44I saw myself
00:26:46studying public health
00:26:47and then parang.
00:26:47Ah, nag-aaral ka ulit.
00:26:48Yes.
00:26:49Masters.
00:26:49She's working at the Department of Health
00:26:51Program Officer for Mental Health.
00:26:53Ngayon?
00:26:53Ay, no na.
00:26:54She was.
00:26:56Sure, she was.
00:26:56She worked
00:26:57sa Department of Health
00:26:59Program Officer
00:27:00for Mental Health.
00:27:02Oh.
00:27:04Alam mo,
00:27:04that's what we need here
00:27:05in the Philippines.
00:27:06More mental health
00:27:08advocates and workers.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:10And volunteers.
00:27:12Especially during the pandemic,
00:27:14di ba?
00:27:14Oo.
00:27:15Halos lahat ng Pilipino
00:27:16nagkaroon ng suliranin
00:27:18o problema sa mental health.
00:27:19Pero iilan lamang yung
00:27:20ano,
00:27:21yung psychologists,
00:27:23yung psychiatrists
00:27:24sa Pilipinas.
00:27:25Correct.
00:27:25Importante yan, ha?
00:27:26Kasi,
00:27:27there's no health
00:27:28without mental health.
00:27:29Ay, ano?
00:27:30Paano, paano sinasabi?
00:27:31There's no health
00:27:32without mental health.
00:27:33Tama ba po?
00:27:34Tama, tama.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35And there's no mental
00:27:36without health.
00:27:42Anyway.
00:27:43Maganda.
00:27:44So, kaya tingnan mo.
00:27:45Kaya nung sinabi niya,
00:27:46nung natalo lang siya,
00:27:47natalo siya,
00:27:47sabi niya,
00:27:47parang wala lang to.
00:27:49Di ba?
00:27:50Ganun siya mag-cope
00:27:51bahagi yun
00:27:52ng kanyang mental health.
00:27:53Di ba?
00:27:53Talking to yourself
00:27:54and also convincing yourself.
00:27:56Because it is not always
00:27:57that you let your brain
00:27:59influence you.
00:28:00You also influence
00:28:01your brain, right?
00:28:02Yes.
00:28:03Hindi ko alam yan, pa.
00:28:04Yes.
00:28:05I agree.
00:28:06You influence your brain
00:28:07because the brain
00:28:09overthinks.
00:28:10That's true.
00:28:11Especially when the
00:28:11brain feels
00:28:14that there is danger
00:28:16around you,
00:28:17the brain overthinks.
00:28:18That's why you should
00:28:19tell your brain,
00:28:20don't overthink.
00:28:22I'm okay.
00:28:23I'm safe.
00:28:24And the brain
00:28:24will come down.
00:28:26Yes.
00:28:26Di ba?
00:28:27Kaya ako talaga
00:28:28nag-aral ng physics, eh.
00:28:30Talaga ba?
00:28:30Dahil doon?
00:28:31Pero nag-stop ako.
00:28:32Bakit?
00:28:32May opportunity kasi
00:28:33na dumating sa buhay ko.
00:28:35Tapin niyo yun, eh.
00:28:36Siya nagsabi nyo yun, eh.
00:28:38Sorry, sorry.
00:28:38Ninakaw ko yung buhay ko.
00:28:41Bakit ito,
00:28:42ang tanong ng bayan,
00:28:43bakit hindi mo,
00:28:44ano,
00:28:45pinipiling
00:28:47ahitin
00:28:47yung buhok
00:28:48sa iyong katawan,
00:28:49sa iyong dibdib,
00:28:50sa...
00:28:51Kasi di ba,
00:28:52may choice naman, eh.
00:28:53Di ba?
00:28:53Lalo na kung
00:28:55nagda-drug ka,
00:28:56minsan,
00:28:56pag nagda-drug,
00:28:57pagkak na-hyper-feminize mo
00:28:59yung sarili mo, di ba?
00:29:00Pero ikaw,
00:29:01bakit pinipili mo
00:29:02na manatili ang mga buhok
00:29:04sa iyong dibdib
00:29:04at sa iyong muka?
00:29:07I think
00:29:07part of my identity
00:29:09and who I am
00:29:10has always been
00:29:11acceptance of your body.
00:29:12And sometimes,
00:29:14I'm trying to challenge
00:29:15the notion of what is beautiful.
00:29:17And hairy people
00:29:18can be beautiful, di ba?
00:29:19Ito nina sa sarili.
00:29:20Ay, ang ganda.
00:29:23Ay, kaya naka yung ganda kasi.
00:29:25Yes.
00:29:28Ayun po.
00:29:29May mga tao
00:29:29na they follow standards
00:29:31but you choose to
00:29:32set your own standard.
00:29:34Yes.
00:29:36Ang ganda.
00:29:37Si number two,
00:29:37parang nai-ingit ka.
00:29:39Ang ganda!
00:29:39Sabi niya,
00:29:40ano sa TikTok, di ba?
00:29:41Pinapanat ko siya
00:29:41ang pangalan si ano,
00:29:42yung magaling,
00:29:43yung magaling lang
00:29:44tiktoker na
00:29:46si...
00:29:46si...
00:29:47Kuya Kim.
00:29:48Hindi.
00:29:49Yung baklang naga,
00:29:50ano,
00:29:50ang ganda!
00:29:52Alam ko yung pangalan niya,
00:29:52pinanood ko lang siya
00:29:53kanina madaling araw.
00:29:54Ano ba yan?
00:29:55Pasensya na,
00:29:55senile moments
00:29:56na nakalimutan ko.
00:29:58O, anyway,
00:29:59ito na si, ano,
00:29:59si Backlatch
00:30:00ng Diditouch na naman.
00:30:01Yes, si Ivanach.
00:30:03Hello, Mitch, Mitch.
00:30:04Ayun na nga.
00:30:05Pero pwede rin siya mag-L.
00:30:06Ha?
00:30:07Pwede rin.
00:30:07Pwede rin.
00:30:08Oo, o.
00:30:09Masi-L nga ako rito, eh.
00:30:11Yes.
00:30:12Kaya ayaw niyong bumitiw, eh.
00:30:14Damn ito.
00:30:15At ngayon talaga,
00:30:16wala daw makakapigil sa kanya
00:30:17sa pagkakaroon ng corona,
00:30:18kaya wala pang contest,
00:30:19nagsuit na siya.
00:30:20Oo, correct.
00:30:20O palang may corona.
00:30:22Eh, ako lang yung nanalo, eh,
00:30:23nung ano.
00:30:24Ako yung nanalo, nung...
00:30:25Ah, lottiski, pareho.
00:30:26No, correct.
00:30:26Ay!
00:30:28Tara, tingnan mo,
00:30:29ikaw lang nanalo,
00:30:30yung kalaban mo,
00:30:30dalawang lotlot,
00:30:31tapos today,
00:30:32ikaw yung matatalo.
00:30:33Yung sakit mo.
00:30:33Yun ang masakit.
00:30:36Katok, katok, katok.
00:30:38Diba?
00:30:38Hindi.
00:30:39Kailangan, ano,
00:30:40patudadagdagan ng isa pa.
00:30:42Sa tingin mo,
00:30:43kaya mo si one and three?
00:30:44May respeto ko sa mga buntis,
00:30:47pero...
00:30:48Grabe siya.
00:30:49Pero,
00:30:49nakakayanin ko sila.
00:30:51Diba?
00:30:51Pati ka ba na loti?
00:30:53Nung beklamation yung dulo,
00:30:55yung beklamation,
00:30:55bumabot ako weekly finals,
00:30:56beklamation,
00:30:57sabi sa beklamation,
00:30:58yung tanong na,
00:31:00bak, ano,
00:31:01kung papayagan mo,
00:31:02ay,
00:31:02iimbitahan mo ba yung magulang mo
00:31:04sa kasal mo,
00:31:04kahit tutul sila sa
00:31:06unlove story nyo,
00:31:07gano'n, gano'n.
00:31:07Ano ba, sagot mo?
00:31:08Sabi ko, okay lang.
00:31:09Ganyan yun,
00:31:10tapos naotalotals na ako.
00:31:11Pinagot mo, okay lang?
00:31:12Ano, sagot ko, okay lang.
00:31:13Ay,
00:31:14hindi pala okay.
00:31:16Nakalimutan ko,
00:31:16parang,
00:31:17parang gano'n,
00:31:17pero naotal ako.
00:31:19Parang gano'n.
00:31:20Naotal siya ko,
00:31:21kaya,
00:31:21ang baba ng score ko nun,
00:31:236.7.
00:31:23Tanggap mo din.
00:31:24Tanggap ko din naman,
00:31:25parang sabi ko,
00:31:26sige,
00:31:27give ko na yun sa'yo,
00:31:27kasi,
00:31:28pag nag-rest back ako,
00:31:29another 15,000 ulit,
00:31:30diba?
00:31:32Ang galing ah.
00:31:34Pwede pala,
00:31:35pera-pera lang din talaga.
00:31:37Diba?
00:31:37Mindset.
00:31:38Diba?
00:31:39Eto,
00:31:39tingas ang ulo,
00:31:40sabi ko,
00:31:40mabalik ka pa?
00:31:41Sabi ko,
00:31:425K din pag loti.
00:31:43Sabi ko,
00:31:44gano'n.
00:31:44Sa akin,
00:31:45hindi nabalik.
00:31:45Pero ano yung kasabihan mo kanina,
00:31:47nung nagsimula ka?
00:31:51Yung kasabihan ko po,
00:31:54madlang people,
00:31:55huwag nyo nang isip,
00:31:57hindi ko nakalimutan ko na.
00:31:59Sa overtime.
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:01Kasasabi lang neto kanina,
00:32:03nakailang practice pa yun
00:32:04sa Vice Comedy Club.
00:32:04Napi-perform ka sa Vice Comedy Club eh.
00:32:07Pag ano,
00:32:08pag late yung bayad.
00:32:09Oo.
00:32:10Huwag nyo na tagaing,
00:32:11ano,
00:32:12huwag nyo na tagaing,
00:32:13huwag nyo na ugaling
00:32:14mag-overtime,
00:32:15lalo na,
00:32:16pag hindi naman kayo
00:32:17nababayaran on time.
00:32:18At kung hindi kayo
00:32:19nababayaran on time,
00:32:20madlang people,
00:32:21it's time to resign.
00:32:23Oo.
00:32:23Saan ba yung sinasabi yun?
00:32:25Ha?
00:32:25Saan ba sinasabi yun?
00:32:26Hindi kung alam ko kanina
00:32:26yung pinariling ko,
00:32:27pati pinariling ganyan.
00:32:28Pero huwag kayo mag-alala.
00:32:30O.
00:32:30Wala siya dun lagi.
00:32:33Bira lang din.
00:32:34Bira lang.
00:32:36May regular din siyang araw.
00:32:38Oo.
00:32:39Pero hindi ko rin pinapapasok lagi.
00:32:41Kasi ganyan namang
00:32:42sinasabi sa stage.
00:32:43Magre-resign pa.
00:32:45Hindi para sa'yo yun,
00:32:46Memo.
00:32:47Hindi para sa ibang madlang people.
00:32:49Kasi sa Vice Comedy Club po,
00:32:51pag ano,
00:32:51pag pumasok ka,
00:32:53bayad ka on time.
00:32:54Pag adya si Meme,
00:32:55meron ka pang plus na ping.
00:32:58Pero sinabi mo yung kanina,
00:33:00wala siya.
00:33:00Oo.
00:33:01Ngayon, dumating ako pinawi.
00:33:02Hindi ko alam,
00:33:03papasok pala siya.
00:33:04Kasi kung may plus pa yan,
00:33:06kung nabayaran ka ng tama,
00:33:08bakit sasali ka pa dito
00:33:09kung may sapat kang pananalapik?
00:33:10Oo.
00:33:11Dapat contento din siya
00:33:12sa kinyakita sa Comedy Club.
00:33:14Madlapibo,
00:33:14I think it's about time
00:33:15para sa,
00:33:16sorry.
00:33:17Para sa wing ko to.
00:33:18Tinan ang kaso po kasi ako,
00:33:19huwag mo,
00:33:20di tayo close.
00:33:22Grabe siya.
00:33:23Grabe siya.
00:33:24Aray!
00:33:25Grabe siya.
00:33:26Alam ko yung mga ganyan,
00:33:27yung mga kulam sa budget.
00:33:29Marap.
00:33:30Dapat tinatapik mo pabalik yan.
00:33:32May tapik at saka bulong yan.
00:33:35Oo.
00:33:35Ang akala ko naiyak siya
00:33:37dahil may pimple siya sa likod.
00:33:38Kaya ginamot ko na.
00:33:40Okay, naninira.
00:33:41Yes!
00:33:42Ano na naninira?
00:33:44Ay, di ba nga?
00:33:45Di pala tayo close nga pala.
00:33:46Yes!
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:48So, mabalik tayo.
00:33:49Hindi,
00:33:50maayos po ang compensation namin
00:33:51sa Vice Comedy Club.
00:33:52Kaya maraming salamat
00:33:53sa aming Uncavogable Superstar.
00:33:54Oo.
00:33:56So, kaninang po pinaparinig yun?
00:33:58Ayaw ko magsalita dito,
00:33:59TV2.
00:34:01Kuya Wong naman.
00:34:02Di ba sinabi niya sa backstage,
00:34:03Mimi?
00:34:03Di ba sinabi niya sa backstage?
00:34:05Ano na sinabi mo?
00:34:06Alam, sabi-sabi siya.
00:34:08Di ba siya yung nag-resign?
00:34:09Para sa kanya talaga yun.
00:34:11Hindi, otoo.
00:34:12Nag-resign siya.
00:34:13Nag-resign ko mga sa tarbaho.
00:34:14Resign ako, Mitch Mitch.
00:34:16Sa ka ba na dati?
00:34:17Call center?
00:34:18Oo, oo.
00:34:18Sa ano.
00:34:19Dapat ka na mag-resign?
00:34:20Diyos ko,
00:34:20ka-uusap po sa telepon.
00:34:21Doon, tapos yung HHM.
00:34:22Oo, doon.
00:34:23Ito sa Saudi HH.
00:34:23What can I do for which?
00:34:25Ginaganyang-ganyong may mga.
00:34:25Mitch Mitch.
00:34:26Back office nga ni.
00:34:27Di ba back office ako?
00:34:28Na pumapasok kami,
00:34:29nakatalikod kami.
00:34:30O, ba't ka nag-resign?
00:34:32Kasi ano,
00:34:33parang na-burned ako.
00:34:34Parang nalusaw yung pagkatao ko doon,
00:34:35Mitch Mitch.
00:34:36Kasi nga,
00:34:36back office,
00:34:37hindi kami nagsasalita.
00:34:38Ganyan-ganon.
00:34:39Kaya parang,
00:34:40parang hindi ako to.
00:34:41Ganyan-ganyan.
00:34:41Kaya,
00:34:42gusto ko na lang munang mag-ano,
00:34:43sa showbiz muna.
00:34:44Pasokin ng showbiz.
00:34:45Wow.
00:34:46O, baka nagmamanage ka,
00:34:47di ba, Brett?
00:34:48Mitch Mitch.
00:34:48Baka may opening kayo diyan.
00:34:50Ah, next stop na ako.
00:34:52Agad-agad.
00:34:53Ayoko na lang manage-manage.
00:34:55Bakit?
00:34:55Okay na ako kay Jackie.
00:34:58Walang sakit sa ulo.
00:34:59Wow.
00:35:00Eto, pwede rin palit kay Jackie
00:35:01pag wala siya.
00:35:02Sino?
00:35:03Eto.
00:35:04Jackie?
00:35:05Jackie.
00:35:06Pwede yan.
00:35:07Ate girl.
00:35:08Pa'y papalit kay Jackie to?
00:35:10Dapat kanino.
00:35:10Kahit nga kay Teddy,
00:35:11hindi ka ipapalit.
00:35:12Eto, Mitch Mitch.
00:35:14Ano, no?
00:35:14Nakakapag, ano ko ba?
00:35:15Ano ba talent mo?
00:35:17Ano ba talent mo?
00:35:17Talent mo?
00:35:18Acting!
00:35:20Oh?
00:35:20Sige nga,
00:35:20sampalin mo nga si number one.
00:35:22Mitch Mitch,
00:35:23nakakatakot yung mga ganyan,
00:35:25di ba, Mitch?
00:35:25Alam ko yung balik niyan eh.
00:35:27Dobly-dobly balik niyo.
00:35:29Mas masakitig-gante, no?
00:35:30Oo.
00:35:30Ako, acting-acting lang.
00:35:31Hindi ka obra kay number three, no?
00:35:33Ay.
00:35:33Awad-winning actress yan.
00:35:37Nan-nominate yan
00:35:38sa Emmys.
00:35:38Ay, talaga?
00:35:39Ha?
00:35:39Sa Emmys?
00:35:40Oo.
00:35:40Anong pinikula?
00:35:41Ha?
00:35:42Marami siya mga action movies
00:35:44kasi ang ginagawa niya.
00:35:45Oo.
00:35:46Pukatampling nga to eh.
00:35:46Nag-audition yan dito sa Pilipinas,
00:35:48pero sa Pilipinas, di ba,
00:35:50parang iba yung market.
00:35:51So, tininay niya abroad.
00:35:53Ah.
00:35:53Oo.
00:35:54Ano?
00:35:55Ipakita mo yung ano?
00:35:56Nag-try yan sa India eh.
00:35:57Tignan nga, patihin.
00:35:58Di ba?
00:35:59Itong nag-try ka na action movies
00:36:00sa India.
00:36:01Yes, ma'am.
00:36:01O, sige nga.
00:36:02Sige nga.
00:36:05Lights, camera, action, please.
00:36:06Walang ganun sa India.
00:36:07Hindi sino nagagano.
00:36:08Alaka.
00:36:09Lights, camera, action!
00:36:14Habibi.
00:36:18Habibi.
00:36:20Habibi.
00:36:22Habibi.
00:36:24Habibi.
00:36:27Habibi.
00:36:29Grabe.
00:36:29Parang may kama lang yung binag sa kanya eh.
00:36:32Drama yun.
00:36:33Drama yun.
00:36:33E, nung naging action.
00:36:35Drama pa lang yun?
00:36:36The lead.
00:36:38Habibi.
00:36:42Tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin, tingin.
00:36:44Nang isayaw.
00:36:46Naging uon.
00:36:47Ba't ganun?
00:36:49Na pa rin sumayaw.
00:36:51Nang isayaw.
00:36:52Grabe.
00:36:53Parang isda yung galaw.
00:36:55Nang nakagaw.
00:36:57One more time.
00:36:58Habibi, action!
00:37:00Habibi!
00:37:03Tingin, tingin, tingin.
00:37:05Tingin.
00:37:06Grabe.
00:37:07Parang galing sa laot.
00:37:09Kaya mo yun.
00:37:11Kaya mo yun.
00:37:13Mitch, Mitch.
00:37:13Sa mga ganyang itsura,
00:37:14dapat takagawa.
00:37:14O, tamo.
00:37:15Ngayon, namimili ka.
00:37:16Sabi mo, gusto mo sa show.
00:37:17Bisa, di ka pwedeng mamili.
00:37:19Lalo na kung baguhang ka.
00:37:20Ladyng lady lang kasi atake ka.
00:37:22Anong ladyng lady?
00:37:24Ladyng lady.
00:37:25Babae, babae.
00:37:26Babae, babae.
00:37:27Ano ba?
00:37:28Mali pala.
00:37:29Ayaw mo maging white lighting lady?
00:37:30Kaya ko din yung mga gano'n?
00:37:32Di mo kaya.
00:37:32O sige, Habibi, action!
00:37:34Drama.
00:37:35Habibi!
00:37:38Ay?
00:37:40Grahantan.
00:37:41Ang tagal.
00:37:42Ang tagal, mama.
00:37:43O saka, walang music sa kanya.
00:37:46O, o.
00:37:46May number three may music, eh.
00:37:48Grabe yung, hirap kumita ng pera.
00:37:50Nakita ko yun.
00:37:51O, dapat, pagkabaril,
00:37:52magra-rockstar muna yan.
00:37:54Di ba?
00:37:54Siyempre, yainin natin.
00:37:56Dapat, pagbinaray.
00:37:56O, hindi niya alam kung anong gago niya ito
00:37:58kasi alam niya agad, eh.
00:37:59O, dito.
00:38:00Para pa, Korean action.
00:38:04Anong sa'yo?
00:38:06Ikaw ay akin.
00:38:08Ganda mo sa panin.
00:38:11Anong samita?
00:38:13Anong mo nagpagawa ka sa nga?
00:38:15Sa obso?
00:38:17Opa!
00:38:19Opa!
00:38:22Giyomi!
00:38:24Giyomi!
00:38:25Saka!
00:38:26Kanta pa!
00:38:28Sabi na ba?
00:38:30Just pausay nga.
00:38:32Grabe.
00:38:32Sabi sa'yo,
00:38:33kaya konti lang araw niya
00:38:35sa Vice Comedy Club, eh.
00:38:38Di na mo siya binibig.
00:38:40Konti lang.
00:38:41Akin lang.
00:38:42Dalawa lang.
00:38:42Pampuro.
00:38:43May absin.
00:38:44Pampuro lang, pampuro.
00:38:47Hindi niya kaya.
00:38:48PA na lang ako.
00:38:49Baka may PA siya.
00:38:51Para pag sumikat ka, di ba?
00:38:52So damay mo na ako.
00:38:53Di, namimili ka ng role.
00:38:56Dato, baguhan ka.
00:38:57Kung anong role lang bibigil sa'yo.
00:38:59Kung sinabi ng director,
00:39:00yun ang role mo.
00:39:01Dapat magawa mo.
00:39:02Ikaw pa, pura.
00:39:03Ano mo ba?
00:39:04Naisip mo bang mag-artista dati?
00:39:06Extra po ako.
00:39:07Ah, talaga?
00:39:08Naging pulubi na po ako sa Multuo.
00:39:10Ay, sa ano pala?
00:39:11Sa Dream Boy.
00:39:13Ah, yung pelikula ni Rod.
00:39:15Yes.
00:39:16Pulubi ka doon.
00:39:17Paano yung acting mo doon?
00:39:18Partingin nga kami.
00:39:21Walang nakain kasi.
00:39:23Diba?
00:39:24Walang pang kain eh.
00:39:25Gumagsak lang yung upper lip.
00:39:26Pulubi na yung...
00:39:28Kasi nga hindi nakakain.
00:39:30Mahirapan siya siya.
00:39:31Diba?
00:39:31Diba?
00:39:32O.
00:39:32Lag iba agad yung ito.
00:39:33Pare pulubi?
00:39:34One, two, three.
00:39:35Depende yan sa state ng mind.
00:39:37Pulubi sa simbahan.
00:39:39Paano yun?
00:39:40Oh.
00:39:42Oh, sa EDSA.
00:39:43Nasa EDSA.
00:39:44Oh.
00:39:44Pulubi sa mall.
00:39:49Hindi kasi pinapasok eh.
00:39:50Hindi si Lugard eh.
00:39:52Oo.
00:39:53Hindi kasi yung nangyilig siya.
00:39:54Sa mental health kasi talaga siya.
00:39:58Pero, maa naalala ko sa ano,
00:40:00yung dating ano,
00:40:01grand winner sa Eurovision,
00:40:03ganyan ng look eh.
00:40:03Si Conchita.
00:40:04Yes.
00:40:05Conchita.
00:40:05Diba?
00:40:05Ah, malapit na yung Eurovision.
00:40:07Ay, nak...
00:40:08Papaltoom.
00:40:11Ay, so the sign.
00:40:12Anong nangyari?
00:40:12Umurong ba yung Dila?
00:40:13Kapit na yun.
00:40:16Si, ano?
00:40:17Si Carmel!
00:40:18Yes.
00:40:18Supportahan natin si Carmel.
00:40:20Kausapin nyo lahat
00:40:21ang kakilala nyo abroad
00:40:22na iboto si Carmel abroad.
00:40:23Kasi pag nasa Pilipinas,
00:40:24kaya hindi mo pwedeng iboto
00:40:25yung Philippines.
00:40:26Ah.
00:40:27Okay.
00:40:28Pero, diba?
00:40:28Ang bongga sa Pilipinas,
00:40:29diba?
00:40:30Ang daming Pilipino
00:40:30sa ibat-ibang lugar sa mundo.
00:40:31Correct.
00:40:32Kaya yung mga Pilipino
00:40:33sa ibat-ibang bahagi ng mundo,
00:40:35maliban sa Pilipinas,
00:40:35iboto nyo si Carmel.
00:40:36Ang daming natin
00:40:37mga TMC subscribers.
00:40:39Napakagaling nung Carmel.
00:40:40Ay!
00:40:40Tinuruan nito maglakad.
00:40:42Ah!
00:40:42Diba?
00:40:43Ano maglakad?
00:40:44Sumayaw!
00:40:44Sumayaw!
00:40:45Ay, patingin nga yun
00:40:46sa'yo ni Carmel.
00:40:46Ay, di pwede ba
00:40:47ako magpre-empt?
00:40:48Ay, di pwede.
00:40:48Tinuruan ako mag-pur-pour.
00:40:50Yung galaw muna, hinlakad.
00:40:51Patingin yung lakad ni Carmel.
00:40:52Di pwede ba ppre-empt?
00:40:54Huwag mong gagawin.
00:40:54Nilabas na nga ng TV patroli.
00:40:58Pinadawn nga, di pwede.
00:40:59Ang gano'ng pre-empt eh.
00:41:00Ay, abang-abang yun si Carmel.
00:41:03Kaya, sa lahat po ng mga Pilipino
00:41:04sa iba't-ibang lugar sa buong mundo,
00:41:07iboto natin si Carmel.
00:41:08Sa Pilipinas kasi hindi pwedeng bumoto
00:41:10para sa Pilipinas.
00:41:11Supportahan natin si Carmel.
00:41:13Let's support
00:41:15World Vision.
00:41:17What World Vision?
00:41:19Scholarship kasi yun,
00:41:20World Vision.
00:41:21Euro.
00:41:21Let's support Eurovision.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Sayang.
00:41:24Dapat nga nandun ako eh.
00:41:26Oo, pati ka bang mga sumama?
00:41:27Bakit? Anong ano mo?
00:41:28May
00:41:30Wag na.
00:41:31Baka ma-pre-empt?
00:41:33Na-pre-empt nga, late kasi
00:41:34sila nag-confirm kayo.
00:41:36Sayang yung gagawin mo dun, Brent.
00:41:37Oo.
00:41:38Eh, late nag-confirm.
00:41:39Sayang.
00:41:40Ay, sayang naman.
00:41:42Gusto mo next time lang?
00:41:47Ayun.
00:41:48Anong brand mo sa drag?
00:41:52I try to switch things up eh.
00:41:54Pero I...
00:41:55Ngayon, anong ginagawa?
00:41:56Anong pyesa mo lately?
00:41:57Anong material mo?
00:41:58Are you still active in drag?
00:42:00Yes, of course.
00:42:00Like drag performance ha?
00:42:01Yes, yes, yes.
00:42:02I did a show with Brigidding sa Cake.
00:42:04I did One of Us by Joan Osberg.
00:42:08What if God was one of us?
00:42:12Saan yun?
00:42:13Saan kayo nagpo-perform?
00:42:14That was in Teatrino Promenade.
00:42:17Ah, glass.
00:42:19Alam ko sa Green Hills.
00:42:21Makalano ka sa...
00:42:22Sabi ko na lang sa Green Hills.
00:42:23Sabi ko na lang sa Green Hills.
00:42:24Sa Green Hills.
00:42:24Saan ko.
00:42:25Pak-perform ako doon.
00:42:27Ba't ang laki na acting mo?
00:42:28Ganun talaga.
00:42:29Ano masama kung malaking acting ko?
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:32India.
00:42:33Huh?
00:42:34Anong India?
00:42:35India?
00:42:36India?
00:42:36Anong India?
00:42:37Sabi niya, India, diba?
00:42:39Hindi, India.
00:42:40Sabi ko.
00:42:40India?
00:42:41India?
00:42:41Ang maalipin?
00:42:43India?
00:42:45India?
00:42:45Hindiya naman ako si Iwo.
00:42:47India?
00:42:47Wow.
00:42:48Illustrado?
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52So, tayo magtatanongan na two entry.
00:42:54Punta muna kayo sa likod.
00:42:55Mau-una si Pura Luka.
00:42:57Let's go.
00:42:59Dito ka sa gitna.
00:43:00Pura Luka.
00:43:02Kaninong gaon to?
00:43:04Kay Corazon Filipinas.
00:43:06Ah, kay Corazon.
00:43:07Hi, Corazon.
00:43:08Drag queen din yun si Corazon.
00:43:10So, gumagawa talaga siya ng gaon.
00:43:12Hindi naman.
00:43:13Baka gaon lang ni Corazon.
00:43:14Siya ba gumawa niya?
00:43:14Opo, minsan gumagawa po siya.
00:43:16Pero for her?
00:43:17For other queens din.
00:43:19Ah, talaga.
00:43:19Ang galik na mga drag queens.
00:43:21Hindi ka pinahiram ni Job?
00:43:23Pinahiram naman.
00:43:24Marami na kasi ako nahihiyan ako sa kanya.
00:43:26Oh, at saka misa matamotin si Job.
00:43:28Hi, Job.
00:43:30Okay, eto na.
00:43:31Magtatanongan na tayo.
00:43:31Kaya kailangan natin papasukin siya.
00:43:33Ayon, pasok!
00:43:34Yan o.
00:43:35Tigilan mo ang pano.
00:43:37Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:38Too fresh.
00:43:39Fresh.
00:43:4024-7 lagi swabbing.
00:43:42The thing is sobrang fresh.
00:43:44Fresh.
00:43:45Naan na ba tingin kahit siyong mapunta?
00:43:47Aga pansin, di matutulik ka.
00:43:4924-7 lagi swabbing.
00:43:51The thing is sobrang fresh.
00:43:53Welcome back.
00:43:54Oh, labis ka namin ah.
00:43:55Nag-text si Derek Lauren.
00:43:57Oh, bakit?
00:43:58Nag-te-thank you siya dahil lagi daw ginagamit ni Ayon yung PG, yung PG, yung song.
00:44:01Music.
00:44:02Oo.
00:44:03Tapos na-impress si Derek Lauren.
00:44:05Oo.
00:44:05Kaya tinatanya ako, okay ka daw bang mag-training?
00:44:08Uy.
00:44:08Training?
00:44:09Oo.
00:44:09Yun o.
00:44:10Kailan?
00:44:11Para sa DJ one o?
00:44:12Hindi, para sa Bini.
00:44:15Pagod kasi si Maloy ngayon.
00:44:17Tapos lang ako kay Maloy.
00:44:19Sab, sab.
00:44:23Kasi parang ano eh, parang kung filler ka kunyari, may magkakasakit.
00:44:27So, sa BGYO.
00:44:28Okay ka daw bang mag-training para...
00:44:30Parang win-double, gano'n.
00:44:32Hindi, pag ano, ilan ba yung PGY o?
00:44:34Lima?
00:44:34Lima.
00:44:35Pang-anim ka?
00:44:36Reserve ka, gano'n.
00:44:37Reserve ka?
00:44:37Ah, sige, sige.
00:44:38Sige.
00:44:39Oo, kailan niyan?
00:44:40Hindi, anytime na pwede ka daw.
00:44:41Kailan ka daw pwedeng mag-ano?
00:44:43Kausapin mo si Derek Lauren kasi tinatanong nyo.
00:44:45Derek Lauren, mahal niyo pabuyin PGY o?
00:44:48Ano mo na yung PGY?
00:44:50PGY o, PGY o, PGY o.
00:44:53Okay, sige po, ready po ako.
00:44:55Oo.
00:44:55Dahil, dahil pang-anim ka na, iibahin na.
00:44:59BG-C-Y-O.
00:45:01Bakit BG sila?
00:45:03BG6 na sila.
00:45:05Oo.
00:45:05Kaya kailangan, papakitaan mo sila ng bonggang move sa susunod.
00:45:08Oo.
00:45:09Sige, sige.
00:45:09Unahin mo to, unang yung step ng weng-weng.
00:45:12Bakit yung weng-weng?
00:45:13Hindi naman BGYO yung weng-weng.
00:45:14Bakit ko daw yung step ng weng-weng?
00:45:16Oo nga, pero BGYO eh.
00:45:17Ganun, nag-ano sila, marami silang mga...
00:45:20Makakatahin nila yun eh.
00:45:21Dali lang yung weng.
00:45:22Paano ba yun?
00:45:24Kasi palagi na lang yung weng.
00:45:26Wala pa.
00:45:28Lagi na lang yung weng.
00:45:31Araw-araw.
00:45:33Nakalaman yung chorus, ma.
00:45:36Mamaya magko-chorus tayo sa sayoin natin yan.
00:45:38For now, mag-joke ka muna.
00:45:40Sige, sige.
00:45:41Anong tawag sa malaking kawayan?
00:45:47Anong tawag sa malaking kawayan?
00:45:54Inisip ko din tuloy kung ano meron.
00:45:57Anong tawag sa malaking kawayan?
00:46:00Oo.
00:46:03Basagin mo.
00:46:06Ano?
00:46:08Ano?
00:46:08Bambu hala.
00:46:16Bambu hala.
00:46:18Bambu hala.
00:46:18Pabuhin kita dyan yun.
00:46:20Pumunod ka na please.
00:46:21Bambu hala.
00:46:27Paano pag kinuha kang endorser ng Jilet?
00:46:30Bakit?
00:46:30Oo, aahit.
00:46:31Pero aahit.
00:46:32Live.
00:46:32Oo, papayag ka.
00:46:33O Jilet yun eh.
00:46:34Live mo.
00:46:35Jilet yun eh.
00:46:36Aahit ako araw-araw.
00:46:37Go, payag.
00:46:39Why not?
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:44Parang siratong ka.
00:46:47Igan mo to.
00:46:52Iwak mo, iwas na, iwas.
00:46:53Agad ka mo lang siya.
00:46:55Alam mo, pag tumatawa ka pala,
00:46:58kinakabang.
00:46:59O, mapasahin natin ha, pura ha.
00:47:05Tingnan mo.
00:47:08Di ba?
00:47:09Sobrang nakakataway.
00:47:10Di ko kayo pasahin.
00:47:12Bagsak mo.
00:47:13Ito lang, babagsak natin to para sa'yo.
00:47:15Sa palagay mo.
00:47:18Wala ba eh.
00:47:20Di ko kayo pasahin.
00:47:21Igan ang tawa.
00:47:29Ba't ka na iiyak?
00:47:32Di mo may iiyak siya, o.
00:47:37Sa palagay mo, ano kaya ang size ng sinturon ni Hudas?
00:47:43Sa palagay mo.
00:47:45Diyos ko, tingnan mo lang.
00:47:46Ano kaya ang size ng sinturon ni Hudas?
00:47:48Sagot.
00:47:50I believe, dapat natin himay-himayin ang tanong.
00:47:54Let's dissect the question.
00:47:56Ano nga ba ang belt ni Hudas?
00:47:58Gano ba to kahaba?
00:48:00Ako masasabi ko,
00:48:02I think it's 666.
00:48:06Ganong kadlawak ang kanyang bewang.
00:48:08Kasi ang daming masasamang tao sa mundo
00:48:12na kailangang magbago.
00:48:16Diba?
00:48:17Diba?
00:48:18And I, thank you.
00:48:25Iyon yung sinasabi natin kanina.
00:48:27Iihinto sila tapos kailangang mapaniwala tayo eh.
00:48:30Diba?
00:48:30At sinumahang ka namin sa journey noong kadon.
00:48:34Himay-himayin na.
00:48:35So nag-abang, ay hihimayin na.
00:48:36Word niya, o.
00:48:37Paano hihimayin?
00:48:38Tapos tapos na din pa.
00:48:40Andun-dun lang palatao.
00:48:42Thank you, Pura, Luca Vega.
00:48:44Yes, thank you, Karina number 1.
00:48:45Pura, tawagin mo natin si Karina number 2, Ivanach.
00:48:52Ayan.
00:48:53Ivanach si Ivanach.
00:48:54Si Ivanach.
00:48:56Ivanach.
00:48:56Ivanach.
00:48:59Ivanach, nararamdaman.
00:49:01Ivanach, nararamdaman.
00:49:02Iyon talaga yung kanta nun.
00:49:03Kaya nga.
00:49:03Hindi mo na naman ang lyrics.
00:49:05Nilipsync mo na naman ako.
00:49:06Nag-ngangana naman siya.
00:49:08Sabi niya naman.
00:49:09Iba, ma, ma, ma, ma.
00:49:13Diba?
00:49:14Kaya yung matatanda.
00:49:15Yung sinasabi yung bibig.
00:49:16Pero yung binarininig.
00:49:17Huh?
00:49:19Okay, Ivanach.
00:49:21Ano yung pinagdadasal mong klase ng tanong na mapunta sa'yo?
00:49:26Basta yung ka-humor ko, Mitch Mitch, para, diba, paslak sa banga.
00:49:30Eh, yung kaninang tanong ni Judas, kaya ba ba masagot yun?
00:49:34Try natin.
00:49:35Sagutin ko po ba?
00:49:36Huwag na ba ka mag-guliutang.
00:49:38Oo nga.
00:49:38Dito ko mag-prepare.
00:49:39Ayan, pasok!
00:49:41Let's go!
00:49:42Show!
00:49:42Paano dalinin out to fresh?
00:49:47Gwapo niya?
00:49:48Anong gumano niya siya?
00:49:48Oo, oo.
00:49:49O, yung tingin sa'yo.
00:49:51Pag gumagonon talaga, nakakuwapo.
00:49:53Uy, upo huwag mo doon!
00:49:55Upo huwag pa, promise!
00:49:56Uy, yan o!
00:49:57Hey!
00:49:58Grabe!
00:49:59Ganon ka!
00:50:00Igaw!
00:50:01Uwag!
00:50:05Joke!
00:50:07Anong tawag?
00:50:09Sa ba us?
00:50:09Tatawa ka na agad.
00:50:11Anong tawag sa...
00:50:12On the left, the shampoo.
00:50:14It's just a lot.
00:50:15No.
00:50:17What?
00:50:18Pan-9.
00:50:20Pan-9?
00:50:21Why?
00:50:22Pan-9 just a lot.
00:50:22Pan-10 is the shampoo.
00:50:26Pan-10! Pan-10! Pan-10! Pan-9!
00:50:30Pan-10 is the shampoo. Pan-10!
00:50:34It's not easy to use the kids with the pan-10.
00:50:38Why?
00:50:39Because it's pan-10.
00:50:40Pan-10 kasi siya, hindi pang-kids.
00:50:46Ang gumagamay lang kasi nun babae.
00:50:47Bakit?
00:50:48Pan-10.
00:50:51Oo, ikaw.
00:50:54Huwag ka tatawi doon.
00:50:56Oo.
00:50:56Papapan-10 ka.
00:50:59Pan-10 ka na.
00:51:05Patas mo kayo in-indio.
00:51:16Okay.
00:51:17Bakit?
00:51:17Masahin mo?
00:51:19Saliha. Ako ulit.
00:51:21Ako ulit.
00:51:22Ito na nga.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:24Ivana, siyang tanong.
00:51:25Kung may pakpak ang balita,
00:51:28bakit walang newscaster na ibon?
00:51:32Kung may pakpak ang balita,
00:51:33ba't walang newscaster na ibon?
00:51:35Sagot!
00:51:36I believe wala talagang newscaster na ibon.
00:51:39Dahil hindi naman nila maiintindihan.
00:51:42Pag ang ibon ang nag-deliver ng balita,
00:51:44sasabi naman,
00:51:44tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
00:51:46Ano yan?
00:51:46Dating ex?
00:51:48Diba?
00:51:48Hindi na yan ex sa Twitter.
00:51:50Hindi na mag-tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
00:51:52Kaya talagang magiging tao dapat ang mga newscaster dahil ang mga balita tungkol ito sa mga bagay na dapat nauunawaan
00:52:01ng mga Pilipino.
00:52:04Dahil kapag ang ibon ang magbalita, for sure hindi maiintindihan na mga dapat umintindi dito.
00:52:10Malay mo may newscaster din naman ang mga ibon o yung mga may pakpak na yan.
00:52:14Diba?
00:52:15Hayaan i-give na natin sa kanila yung fantasy na yun.
00:52:17Basta tayo, dito lang tayo ang mga Pilipino.
00:52:21Ang mga tao dapat ang newscaster para magka-intindihan tayo.
00:52:26At is mas mahaba yung sagot ko kaysa kay number one.
00:52:29Baka pumaslak ba ako?
00:52:31Inai!
00:52:31Thank you!
00:52:33Yung ano ba na yung point niya?
00:52:38She made her point.
00:52:40Ang mahalaga mas mahaba yung sagot ko kay Pura.
00:52:42Correct.
00:52:43Thank you ka nila yung number two.
00:52:44At tawakin na natin si candidate number three, Franco Gray.
00:52:51Galingan mo.
00:52:52Laki yung sumali rito sa Vice Comedy Club.
00:52:54Puro talo kayo lang.
00:52:56Wala mo na maipagmalaki sa ito.
00:53:00Tuwi kaya na ka ba doon sa Comedy Club?
00:53:02Ah, huwag sabihin.
00:53:04Kaya lang ma-surprise sila.
00:53:05Baka ma-preempt.
00:53:07Pag nanalo siya rito, tsaka lang namin sasabihin.
00:53:09Pag siya nanalo, wala siya sa art card.
00:53:11Wala mo na.
00:53:13Ayun, pasok!
00:53:15Tignan na!
00:53:16Tignan na!
00:53:16Joke!
00:53:18Anong tawag sa sulat ng mga baboy?
00:53:21Anong tawag sa mga sulat ng mga...
00:53:25Anong tawag sa sulat ng mga baboy?
00:53:28Anong tawag sa sulat ng mga baboy?
00:53:33Anong tawag sa sulat ng mga baboy?
00:53:35Anong ...
00:53:38Ito.
00:53:40Come on, he's 24.
00:53:42Come on, he's 24.
00:53:43Come on, he's 24.
00:53:54Why?
00:54:10It's so calm.
00:54:14Franco.
00:54:17Good luck, ah.
00:54:21Franco,
00:54:23do you still want to be a serene
00:54:26if your head is going to sea?
00:54:29Do you still want to be a serene
00:54:31if your head is going to sea?
00:54:33SAGOT!
00:54:34I believe at the people
00:54:36that I don't want to be a serene
00:54:39pre-ulling my head
00:54:41because I have no idea
00:54:42how to do I am ?
00:54:43if I don't speak up
00:54:46without being a victim
00:54:47I have no vision
00:54:49and I have no idea
00:54:52how to explain
00:54:53how to speak up
00:54:55without being a victim
00:54:59I don't want to be a person
00:55:01I don't want to be a serene
00:55:02not to be afraid
00:55:03but to the end
00:55:04I am, thank you.
00:55:08Thank you, candidate number three.
00:55:09Aliminin natin ang kometo ng ating mga hurati.
00:55:11Sumunan natin ikaw hurati.
00:55:12Brett Mandalo!
00:55:14What's up, Madlo people?
00:55:18Dito tayo kay candidate number one, Pura Luca Vega.
00:55:22Pura, I really appreciate the effort of you dissecting the question before you start.
00:55:27Kasi kailangan din talaga yung pag-isipan na mabuti yung question, lalo niya sayo.
00:55:31So, pwedeng mawala ka or pwedeng morally right or morally wrong yung masagot mo.
00:55:40But it was a good mix of wit and intelligence.
00:55:45Nanghinayin lang ako kasi hindi mo na elaborate pa.
00:55:48So, next time, if makapasok ka, make sure mo lang na hindi magiging hanging yung sagot mo.
00:55:53So, job well done.
00:55:55Thank you, Hurado Brent.
00:55:56Ano naman kaya masasay mo, Hurado?
00:55:58Mamang!
00:55:58Bokwang!
00:55:59What's up, Madlo people?
00:56:04Nakakaloka!
00:56:05Oo, oo.
00:56:06Eto na nga, Iva Match.
00:56:09Umasa ako na ang ganda nang sasabihin.
00:56:13Ang ganda eh.
00:56:14Pinahaba mo lang nak, pero...
00:56:17Ano eh?
00:56:18Yung nang sinabi ko kanina, nakakataranta talaga.
00:56:22Nakakataranta.
00:56:23Kaya dapat talaga pag nasa bahay, pag jo-join kayo dito, mag-practice kayo sa bahay.
00:56:28Diba, sa harap ng salamin, imagine ninyo yung mga kakaibang tanong para pag sumalang kayo dito, bawas yung mga nervyos
00:56:34ninyo.
00:56:34Kasi isa yan sa talaga nagpapaminos, pagkaino na talaga yung kaba, tsaka hindi kayo masyado makapag-maisip ng isasagot.
00:56:42Yung asayang, ang ganda lang umpisa anak, pero nung bandang huli-wala, hindi masyadong lumipad yung tweet-tweet mo.
00:56:48Kaya, I'm sorry anak, good luck.
00:56:50Thank you po, Kuang.
00:56:53Oo, sinori ko siyang kantakot yung comment na yun.
00:56:55Sorry anak, pero may atak naman sa dulo.
00:56:58Parang wala na yung 15 mil.
00:56:59Oo, parang 5 quid lang ha.
00:57:01Lumipad na.
00:57:03Kaya, alam, ano ang talak mo, Nicole Cordobes.
00:57:06Hello madlang people and hello ladies.
00:57:11Franco Gray.
00:57:12In fairness, unexpected sa akin na kasi yung basis mo is yung mas malaki yung utak ng tao kesa kung
00:57:18yung mermaid na utak.
00:57:20Hindi ko in-expect yun.
00:57:22Tapos na-relate mo ka agad siya sa Miss Q&A.
00:57:24Pero feeling ko kasi kaya mo paggawan yun ng kwento eh.
00:57:27And okay na siya, pero feeling ko lang talaga may kaya ka pang magic na i-unlock.
00:57:33Kung hindi mo pa siya tinotodo this round, i-unlock mo na siya sa next round if ever ikaw yung
00:57:38pumasla.
00:57:38Give mo na sa amin girl.
00:57:40Congratulations series.
00:57:42Good luck to all of you.
00:57:43Thank you judges.
00:57:44Ang dalawang kandidata na abante sa panel round ay si na candidate number?
00:57:523, Franco Gray.
00:57:54At si candidate number?
00:57:591, Pura Luca Vega.
00:58:01Congratulations.
00:58:02Thank you na ba sa iyong pagsali.
00:58:04Ivan Hatch, makakatanggap ka pa rin ng 5,000 pesos.
00:58:08Ha, mga queens na sa Talakan ay pro sa declamation ay mag-go-go-go-go sa magpabalik ng our
00:58:14show.
00:58:14Our time!
00:58:15It's showtime!
00:58:16Bogo, galing natin mapipigilan.
00:58:20Bogo.
00:58:28Nagbabalik hang?
00:58:29B-SQMA!
00:58:30Reina Talakera!
00:58:3020-26, Frespa!
00:58:321!
00:58:34Enter praying pala tayo.
00:58:37Ganun lang kayo sa mga padyo, taglalakad na yung mga queens.
00:58:39Yes!
00:58:40Okay, mauna ka, Franco Gray.
00:58:43Kasagot ka habang tinatakpan o nakatakip ang tenga ni pura Luca Vega.
00:58:4830 seconds to answer.
00:58:502 beses kong papanggitin ng buong katanungan.
00:58:52Good luck, Franco Gray.
00:58:54Ang tanong.
00:58:57Kung papipiliin ka, anong mas gusto mo?
00:59:01Trabahong masaya pero maliit ang sweldo?
00:59:04O trabahong hindi masaya pero malaki ang sweldo?
00:59:10Kung papipiliin ka, anong mas gusto mo?
00:59:12Trabahong masaya pero maliit ang sweldo?
00:59:15O trabahong hindi masaya pero malaki ang sweldo?
00:59:19Sagot.
00:59:20I believe, Matlabimo, mas pipiliin ko po na ako po ay magkaroon na trabaho,
00:59:25hindi masaya pero malaki ang sahod.
00:59:28Dahil para po sa isang breadwinner na katulad ko,
00:59:30ako po ay magsisipag para magiaahon sa kahirapan ang pamilya ko.
00:59:35Lahat na gagawin ko para lang mabuhay sila.
00:59:38Magpaalan ng kapatid, bigyan sila ng edukasyon,
00:59:40bigyan sila ng masayang, ng masalang mabagkain.
00:59:43Naniniwala po ako na kung mahal mo, pamilya mo,
00:59:46lahat ay lulunukin mo kahit anong hirap yan,
00:59:49basta mabuhay lang sila.
00:59:50And I, thank you!
00:59:53Maraming salamat, candidate number 3, Franco Gray.
00:59:57Oh, candidate number 1.
00:59:58Diba, may acting pa siyang, umiiyak siya sa dulo.
01:00:01Ang masakit doon, hindi nakabutol sa kanya.
01:00:04Hindi nakasayang ilu.
01:00:05Kung inaakala mong madadala mo kami sa...
01:00:08Sabi niyo talaga,
01:00:12Pag tingin sa monitor, hindi pala sa siya nakabutol.
01:00:14Sabi niyo,
01:00:16bumitaw din sa karakter.
01:00:18It's your turn, candidate number 1,
01:00:20pura Luca Vega.
01:00:29Pura Luca, 30 seconds to answer,
01:00:32but allow me to say the whole question twice.
01:00:35Ang tanong, kung papipiliin ka, anong mas gusto mo?
01:00:40Trabahong masaya, pero maliit ang sweldo?
01:00:43O trabahong hindi masaya, pero malaki ang sweldo?
01:00:48Anong pipiliin mo?
01:00:50Trabahong masaya, pero maliit ang sweldo?
01:00:53O trabahong hindi masaya, pero malaki ang sweldo?
01:00:57Sagot.
01:00:58I believe madlang people, we want to have both in our lives.
01:01:03We want to have a happy, more rewarding job.
01:01:07At naniniwala ako na sa mundong ito, posible naman.
01:01:09Pero kung sakaling pala rin man ako magkaroon ng trabaho na may bibigay sa akin,
01:01:14mas maganda na masaya ako kahit kakaunti lang ang maibabalik sa akin.
01:01:19Kasi there's a value to knowing your worth,
01:01:22there's a value to knowing your talent,
01:01:24and there's a value to finding your happiness.
01:01:26And I thank you!
01:01:28Maraming salamat.
01:01:29Candidate number 1,
01:01:31natatatanong rey na dalaki-arab to the rest box of the day,
01:01:34mag-uwi ng 15,000 pesos,
01:01:35flowers, sash, at corona.
01:01:38So, be awarded by Darren and Jugs.
01:01:44Ngayong araw,
01:01:45kaninong talak ang tumatak?
01:01:49Kay Franco Greyback,
01:01:50candidate number 3,
01:01:51or candidate number 1,
01:01:53Pura Luca Vega.
01:01:54Congratulations!
01:01:55Our Miss Q&A, Reina Talakera,
01:01:56rest box of the day,
01:01:57is
01:01:59candidate
01:02:00number
01:02:043,
01:02:05Franco Grey!
01:02:10Thank you naman sa iyo,
01:02:11Pura Luca Vega,
01:02:12makakotagkap ka naman ang 10,000 pesos.
01:02:14Answers na very queenly,
01:02:16magkakamit ng ranking ng mythical glory
01:02:18dito sa
01:02:19Miss Q&A, Reina Talakera,
01:02:21226,
01:02:21rest box of the 1.
01:02:23Laro-laro,
01:02:23pigna sa pag-walingan ng art show,
01:02:25or time,
01:02:26it's showtime!
01:02:27Ayaw.
01:02:28Ayaw,
01:02:28manalagin niya siya sa art card
01:02:29nung Vice Comedy.
01:02:30Tuwi kailan ba siya doon?
01:02:32Parang yung iyak kanina,
01:02:33parang yung iyak,
01:02:34parang yung iyak?
01:02:35Fuck.