00:00Hi, I'm John Mulaney, and I'll be hosting SNL This Week with musical guest Phoebe Bridgers.
00:07Are you going to do something? Say something? Like a topical promo?
00:11Oh, I found these go faster if you just stand here and nod.
00:16Hi, I'm John Mulaney, and I'll be hosting SNL This Week with musical guest Phoebe Bridgers.
00:20Hi, I'm John Mulaney, and it's Phoebe Bridgers. Do you always talk like that?
00:24No, I almost never talk like that, and I resent the impression, okay?
00:28What? I just want to promote the show.
00:32Okay.
00:33Okay?
00:33Okay.
00:34Okay?
00:35Okay.
00:36We good?
00:37We're fine.
00:39God, I don't even know who Alec Baldwin is.
00:41Oh, you think I'm Alec Baldwin?
00:45Hi, I'm John Mulaney, and I'm hosting SNL This Week with musical guest Phoebe Bridgers.
00:49It's so cool you're back. Any sketches you're excited to do?
00:51Well, I am allergic to bees, so preferably no sketches where I'm stung by bees.
00:55Oh, yeah, I don't think anyone's going to write anything where you're stung by...
00:59Although, I mean, if someone writes one up, I would do a bee sting sketch, or maybe two.
01:02Why would we have two bee sting sketches?
01:03Right, it should be a runner of three. Okay, I'll do no more than 15 bee sting sketches.
01:07There aren't even 15 in a show!
01:09I wonder if I'll get stung by bees.
01:11Hi, I'm John Mulaney, and I'll be hosting SNL This Week with musical guest Phoebe Bridgers.
01:15John?
01:16Ashley.
01:17Remember what you said to me last time you were here?
01:19That I didn't think you'd make it through the entire season.
01:23Well, well, well.
01:24Well, well.
01:24Well, well.
01:25Well.
01:26Well.
01:27Well, I have a message from Lorne.
01:30What'd he say?
01:30You're out.
01:31I'm fired!
01:32Out of this world!
01:33And then he did hang ten hands.
01:35Aw!
01:35Out of this world!
