00:07He is the newest member of Team Able for the Classic Survivor Series matchup, Sunday.
00:18The following tag team contest is
00:29And John Cena did not look pleased to be a part of Team Angle.
00:36Just wants to get his hands on the members of Team Leipzig.
00:39Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:44It's true, it's damn true, John Cena's the fifth member.
00:51I would have joined Team Lesnar, but they're all the wrong gender.
00:57That's why I told them, hell nah, when they gave me an invitation.
01:03Ain't no way I'm gonna join the nation of .
01:10And Brock's just a little hiding behind them tattoos.
01:16But wait, I brought him out of bra so he could cover his man boobs.
01:25And Big Show gained like 500 pounds since last week.
01:31It's like them three giant partners is squished between his ass cheeks.
01:38Their whole team is fairies flying off to Neverland.
01:43They ain't gonna beat us, dawg, cuz they don't know the method, man.
01:48There he is.
01:51Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, their whole team is full of chicks.
01:59Man, I'm sick of all of this.
02:01I'm a doctor of thug-onomics, they need a gynecologist.
02:07Now that Cena's on the roster,
02:10Team Angle's legit, Team Lesnar's five oversized pieces of shit.
02:17Well, no matter what side he's on,
02:19John Cena will never change.
02:24And his partner from Libertyton,
02:26Alberta, laying in at 229 pounds, Chris Benoit.
02:33I think how are Benoit Cena gonna get along here tonight?
02:36I don't know.
02:38Find out right now, I guess.
02:41Where their team is tonight and their two fits of Team Angle come Sunday.
02:45And Survivor Series.
02:48Where Brooke and SmackDown present WWE Survivor Series sponsored by Xbox.
02:53Survivor Series will be live this Sunday from the American Airlines Center of Dallas,
02:58Texas, and exclusively on Pay Per View.
03:00Xbox, it's good to play together.
03:03Well, Benoit Cena better get on the same page as they play together.
03:11Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 500 pounds is the WWE United States Champion of Big Show.
03:22Big Show, the largest member of the largest team ever assembled for Survivor Series, Team Lesnar.
03:31That U.S. Championship, you see it again on the show through a Big Show.
03:35It was like a wristwatch, like a big Rolex.
03:38This guy's so marvelous.
03:40Gotta imagine Big Show and the rest of Team Lesnar, for that matter.
03:44Happy that John Cena made the choice he did.
03:47Laying out Cena twice last week on SmackDown.
03:52Well, here comes the pain.
03:54And his partner from Minneapolis, Minnesota weighing in at 295 pounds is WWE Champion Brock Lutzner.
04:08He's the captain of Team Lesnar, and my, my, what a team he has assembled.
04:16Whoa!
04:19Team Lesnar weighs more than three-quarters of a ton, 1,800 pounds.
04:29Team Lesnar, the largest team in Survivor Series history, I mean, ever.
04:35I'm talking about teams that had the late, great Andre the Giant on.
04:39I mean, massive men were involved in Survivor Series.
04:42Brock Lesnar's put together the biggest of them all.
04:46Cena and Benoit against the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar and the US Champion The Big Show.
04:52When you analyze these teams in Survivor Series,
04:55Lesnar's team really seems like it gets along, realizes the task that's in front of it.
05:01I don't think we can say the same about Team Angle.
05:04Case in point, the man in the ring, John Cena, who doesn't get along with anybody on Team Angle.
05:09We'll have to see what unfolds, but right now,
05:10John Cena and Chris Benoit got a tall task ahead of him, literally, with Brock Lesnar,
05:17the WWE Champ, and Big Show, the United States Champ on the apron.
05:22Cena and Benoit not only have to coexist tonight, but also Sunday for their own existence,
05:28as Brock Lesnar shows the power that Team Lesnar will use Sunday.
05:31John Cena's got a lot of, you know, grapefruits on him.
05:34He's got guts.
05:35The kid comes out here, talks a lot of trash about a guy in a rap, disrespects a guy,
05:40and you know you gotta face that guy in a few minutes in that ring.
05:43That takes guts.
05:44Maybe it's not smart, but it does take guts.
05:46Nobody said John Cena didn't have any guts.
05:48John Cena whipped across the ring.
05:50You may not like John Cena's methods.
05:52Brock Lesnar driving the shoulder into the midsection of John Cena.
05:56And the 295-pounder, who believe it or not, is the smallest member of his team.
06:02And Brock Lesnar, he's the size of a brick house.
06:05And Brock Lesnar's far from small, ladies and gentlemen.
06:08It's John Cena right now, he's getting a car whooped out of him by that very vicious and
06:12violent Brock Lesnar, our champion.
06:16Cena whipped into the corner.
06:17Whoa.
06:18It's Crabb here at the Continental Airlines Arena, willing John Cena up.
06:22Trying to knock Lesnar off his feet, Cena is.
06:25It's tough to do, tough to do, he's got him now.
06:27Well done.
06:27There's the speed of Cena.
06:28And the champion finally knocked down by John Cena.
06:33Just imagine trying to do that to the Big Show, how long it would take, but he'd still be here.
06:36And Benoit Cena working well with him at that time as Benoit tags himself in.
06:40It goes to work on Lesnar, the rabid Wolverine.
06:43Benoit not only has issues with Cena, Benoit also has issues with the captain of Team Angle.
06:49Benoit with that snap suplex.
06:51Covered shoulders down and a kick out with authority.
06:53Benoit just snapped suplexing a damn near 300 pound athlete.
06:58With ease, Benoit's hips are so quick.
07:00It was deadly chops by Benoit.
07:03Lesnar trying to shove Benoit away, desperately trying to make a tag to the Big Show.
07:07Lesnar back to Benoit in the corner, again a tag made this time by Cena.
07:11I don't know if Lesnar's desperate, in my opinion.
07:13I wouldn't say it's an act of desperation.
07:15It sure looked like it, he was running toward his corner and showing his hand out.
07:18He was getting his butt whipped a little bit.
07:20He was just trying to take his partner, he wasn't running.
07:22What's running?
07:23I didn't see it like that.
07:25I can't have a different opinion.
07:26You can have an opinion you want, no matter to me.
07:28Here we go, reversal.
07:30Look out now.
07:30John Cena won a suplex by Lesnar, the champion.
07:33There's nobody running now.
07:36Right now, John Cena's planted with that belly-to-belly overhead suplex.
07:41Brock Lesnar now, will he tag Show?
07:42No.
07:43Brock Lesnar going right back to John Cena.
07:45Now he's gonna tag the Big Show.
07:47Smart by Lesnar, like the man or not, he controls the head and arm of Cena
07:51to bring him to his corner, to isolate him, then tags in the largest athlete in the world today.
07:57The US champion, 7'500 pounds of the Big Show.
08:01Big Show, Lesnar, along with 350 pounds of A-Train, 340 pounds of Nathan Jones and
08:07Matt Morgan, that comprises the team of Team Lesnar.
08:11And what a headbutt.
08:12What's your right now?
08:14Can't see you, huh?
08:16And Big Show mocking John Cena.
08:19And these fans chanting Subway to Big Show.
08:22Yeah, they want the Big Show to eat fresh, like that guy Jared.
08:26Look out, Cena's in trouble.
08:28Big Show.
08:30Chokeslam to John Cena.
08:33And look at Chris Benoit.
08:35Whoa.
08:35Chris Benoit saving John Cena after that.
