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00:00Walk the walk, talk the talk, para sa listahan nila kayo'y pasok!
00:04Our dear Gerardos, starting off with OPM Showbiz Royalty and Binibining Kurba, Karel!
00:13TVP Call of Capabila Pick winner, Brent Malalo!
00:18Binibing on point, Nicole Cordobes!
00:23Mula sa apat na reyna, dalawa na lang ang abante sa huling round!
00:27Ten pa rin ang highest score na pwedeng ibigay ng ating mga hurado!
00:32What's up, what's up, brains? Let's catch up dito sa week lang!
00:38Let's go! Candidate number five, Billie Labitan-Yadaw!
00:43Ang unang nakapasok!
00:46In gold, gold pa kayo ngayon? Or yellow?
00:50Yellow, meme!
00:51Mustard yellow yung kanya!
00:53Okay, Ryan Ryan, pasok!
00:55Anong tawag sa pagkain na malamig?
01:09Anong tawag sa pagkain na malamig?
01:12Na malamig? Na malamig?
01:13Na malamig?
01:20Yung nasa ref?
01:23First, I'm out of the way.
01:24It's funny, funny, funny.
01:27Fred, you're in trouble.
01:29You can't get married.
01:30You're in a way.
01:31Get your car.
01:33That's not funny.
01:34I don't care.
01:35I don't care.
01:36I don't care.
01:38I don't care.
01:39You're in a way.
01:40I don't care for you.
01:41Get your car.
01:41Get your car.
01:45It's important that you're eating.
01:48Okay.
01:50Are you ready?
01:50What did you do, Billy?
01:51Yes, sorry.
01:53You're still there.
01:55You're still there.
01:55Yes, sorry.
02:06You're still singing.
02:08Okay, listen.
02:10The question is,
02:12Is there a difference in the mic test?
02:17Is there a difference?
02:20Is there a difference in the mic test?
02:23Is there a difference in the soundcheck?
02:26Mic test, mic test,
02:28sagot!
02:29I believe, oo,
02:30may bumabagsak sa mic test.
02:33Lalayo pa ba tayo?
02:34Nandi dito!
02:36Bagsak na bagsak sa mic test!
02:41Bakit kailangan lumayo?
02:43Pero lagi nating tatandahan,
02:46kahit na bumagsak sa test,
02:47pwede namang mag-retake.
02:49Baka sakaling next time,
02:51pumasa na ang Ann Curtis!
02:53And I, thank you!
02:57Tama!
02:59May chance bumawi talaga!
03:01Thank you so much candidate number five, Billy!
03:04Tawagin naman natin candidate number one,
03:07Ivern Doroteo!
03:09Hi Ivern!
03:11Hello!
03:12Ang tangkad!
03:14Yes!
03:15Ryan!
03:15Ayan!
03:16Pasok!
03:17Anong tawag?
03:18Lasyang bite!
03:19Hello, hello!
03:20Anong tawag sa nararamdaman ng bangus
03:23nung ginagawa siyang dying?
03:25Alam ko yan!
03:28Alam ko yan!
03:29Alam ko yan!
03:31Alam ko yan!
03:32Dying inside?
03:33Hindi!
03:35Hindi!
03:36Dying inside!
03:37Dalam hati!
03:40Nomayo kaya sa pancitang gullza,
03:41Ronny puh!
03:44Ang dalong!
03:46Oh, isip!
03:47Isip na, kabuster!
03:49Di na isip eh!
03:51Hindi na ang jok ninyo nisivalos.
03:53Malami lugar!
03:54Hospitalitynam hib mabawi!
03:56Bumawi!
03:57Malami baro eh!
03:59Anong nang larat naman nang isda
04:01paginaganday?
04:02Dalam hati!
04:03Wow!
04:04Wow!
04:05They are like so many people.
04:07Wow!
04:08Let's go and sell him!
04:09Let's go and sell him!
04:10He will sell him.
04:11Bawie!
04:12Bawie!
04:13What, Iverne?
04:14Bumut.
04:15No choice.
04:17Bumut ka na Iverne?
04:18Bawie, bawie.
04:19Bawie, mamaya.
04:22Mubulong ba?
04:23Malinis ng gown ni Iverne.
04:27This one.
04:28It's really bad, Iverne.
04:29I think I'm so soft, it's nice to see you.
04:31You can do it. When you get into it, you get into it.
04:36Do you know the Caribbean?
04:38Yes.
04:39What is the Caribbean?
04:40It is a form of an angel.
04:42Thank you very much.
04:43Call us Candace.
04:44It's easy to answer.
04:46That's the question.
04:47Okay.
04:48The question is,
04:50why are the Caribbean not sick?
04:53Why are the Caribbean not sick?
04:55Why are the Caribbean not sick?
04:57Why are the Caribbean not sick?
04:59Go!
04:59Sagot!
05:00I believe,
05:01bakit daw po ba hindi nagkakasakit ang mga Caribbean
05:04gayong lagi naman silang nakahubad?
05:06Unang-una po sa lahat,
05:08labas na po tayo doon.
05:09Wala na po tayong pakialam doon.
05:11Dalawang-una sa lahat,
05:12problema na po ng mga Caribbean yun.
05:14At isa pa mga kaibigan,
05:15kaya nga sila hindi nagkakasakit di ba?
05:17Kasi sila ay mga Caribbean.
05:19Caribbean is a form of angel
05:20wherein they are a celestial being.
05:23Sila po ay nasa langit na.
05:25Alam naman po natin na sa kalangitan,
05:27wala nang sakit dahil sila ay kasama na
05:30ng puong may kapal.
05:31Hindi naman sila tao dahil ang mga Caribbean
05:33wala yang katawan,
05:35hindi yan tinatablan ng sakit.
05:37At saka kahit maghubad pa sila,
05:38hindi rin naman natin sila makikita
05:40dahil yung mga Caribbean na yan.
05:42Malay nyo,
05:43binabantayan nila tayo
05:44para tayo ang makaiwas sa sakit.
05:46And I, thank you!
05:49Thank you!
05:50Kennedy number one, Ivan!
05:52I naman tawagin natin si Kennedy number two,
05:54Ringo Antonio.
05:58Wow!
06:00Grabe!
06:01Ganda no?
06:03Busog!
06:06Ganda!
06:07Ang ganda ng gaon!
06:08Diba? Puno!
06:10Oh yes!
06:11Apaw!
06:12Bloated!
06:13Hindi!
06:14Ganda!
06:15Tok sa marker mo na.
06:16Ryan Ryan, pasok!
06:17Joke!
06:18Anong tawag...
06:19Bawi ka, bawi!
06:20Bawi ako.
06:21Anong tawag sa isda
06:23na walang tinik?
06:26Isda na walang tinik?
06:28Boneless!
06:29Hindi!
06:30Ano?
06:31Eh di...
06:32Fishy ball!
06:39I like that!
06:41Baganda yun!
06:42Bumawi!
06:43Baganda yun!
06:44Kaysa dun sa hindi...
06:45Ano?
06:45Nasa rep?
06:47Nasa rep!
06:48Malami kasi rep!
06:49Okay sa akin yung fish!
06:51Bunod ka na na!
06:52Ay!
06:53Ikaw!
06:57Babawi!
07:04Tignan mo!
07:05Tignan mo!
07:05Tignan mo!
07:06Ito! Okay ito!
07:07Ganda niyan!
07:11Okay!
07:12Ito ang katanungan sa'yo!
07:13Candidate number two!
07:15Iginagalang ba
07:16ng mga bata
07:18ang tandang pananong?
07:21Iginagalang ba
07:22ng mga bata
07:22ang tandang pananong?
07:24Sagot!
07:26I believe sa panahon ngayon
07:28sa napapansin ko
07:29hindi na ginagalang ng mga bata
07:32ang tandang pananong!
07:33Alam niyo kung bakit?
07:35Kasi sabi nila
07:36yung mga lola nila
07:38patay na
07:38di naging paro-paro!
07:40Lolo ko
07:41di rin naging gamo-gamo!
07:42Inihaharin tulad nila
07:44ang mga tandang pananong
07:46sa mga hayop!
07:48At hindi ako
07:49payag doon!
07:51Kaya nga
07:51aking mensahe sa mga
07:52kawataan ngayon
07:53respetuhin natin
07:55ang mga ating
07:56mga lolo at lola
07:57at mga tao
07:58nakakatanda sa atin!
07:59Dahil kung wala sila
08:01walang mga ngaral sa atin!
08:02At huwag natin silang gawing
08:04paro-paro
08:05gamo-gamo!
08:06Gawin natin silang
08:07inspirasyon
08:08ng ating buhay!
08:09And I!
08:10Thank you!
08:12Thank you!
08:13Candidate number two,
08:14Rito!
08:16At narinaguling sa salang!
08:17Let's welcome once again
08:18candidate number four,
08:20Franco Gray!
08:23Alam niyo ba yung tandang pananong?
08:26Question mark!
08:28Question mark!
08:29Tandang pananong!
08:29Exclamation point!
08:32Masayang tundong!
08:33Tandang panamdam!
08:36Ahhhh!
08:37Tandang panamdam!
08:38Okay!
08:39Ryan, ayon pasok!
08:40Anong tawag
08:41kapag ginamot ka
08:42ng nagmamadali?
08:44Ahhhh!
08:45Ang tawag
08:45kapag ginamot ka
08:46ng nagmamadali?
08:47Ang tawag doon?
08:52Nasa rep!
08:53Nasa rep yan!
08:55Malangyong!
08:56Ano?
08:56Malabig ba yan?
08:57Operasyon!
09:01Operasyon!
09:03Operasyon!
09:04Operasyon!
09:05Operasyon!
09:05Operasyon!
09:06Pwede!
09:06Okay lang!
09:08Okay lang!
09:08Galingan mo!
09:09Galingan mo!
09:10Lusin mo to!
09:11Nanonood yung mga bakla!
09:14Ayun na!
09:15Bawasan kitang tiip!
09:16Mama yung labibinsa!
09:17Hindi ka ba pumasok noong nanalo ka noon?
09:19Nagprepare po talaga ako for this!
09:21Because deserve po!
09:22Nagmadlang people ang magandang talakan today!
09:27M-L-O-B!
09:29M-L-O-B!
09:31M-L-O-T!
09:31M-L-O-T!
09:32M-L-O-T!
09:32Okay!
09:32Go Gray!
09:33Ang tanong!
09:35Kung polis ang nasa loob ng police station,
09:38ba't hindi fire ang nasa fire station?
09:42Kung polis ang nasa loob ng police station,
09:45bakit hindi fire ang nasa loob ng fire station?
09:48Sagot!
09:48I believe ba ng people na talagang hindi po magkakaroon ng fire sa fire station
09:52dahil ang mga nandon
09:53ang yung mga tao na kung saan sila po ang pumupula ng apoy.
09:58Sila ang mga dahilan na pagpuksa sa mga apoy,
10:01sumusugot sa mga bawat barangay para apula ng apoy.
10:05Mga kaibigan,
10:06never po natin iibahean ang mga nakagawian na natin
10:09pag pa sinabing fire station may apoy doon.
10:12Hindi ganon!
10:13Hindi ganon!
10:13Bakit?
10:15Nihilo ko sa ng apoy!
10:17Okay!
10:17Hindi!
10:18Ito!
10:19Ah!
10:19Wait!
10:19Okay!
10:20So, hindi!
10:21Ito!
10:21Ah!
10:22Wait!
10:22Okay!
10:22Hindi!
10:27Mabalik tayo!
10:28Wala namang time limit ko.
10:30For me, hindi pwede magkano na apoy doon
10:32kasi andon lahat ng tubig, andon ang pump.
10:35Papangit naman nun.
10:36Ibig sabihin, pag may apoy doon,
10:37hindi nagagawa ng mga firemen ang mga trabaho nila.
10:40Tama o mali?
10:42O!
10:43So, gawin tayo natin ang trabaho natin,
10:44dahil yan ang trabaho natin.
10:45So, wag tayo magpapasok ng apoy kung nasa fire station tayo,
10:48wag tayo magpapasok ng mga kriminal kung nasa fire station tayo,
10:51yun lang naman po yun.
10:52And I thank you.
10:54Thank you!
10:56Thank you!
10:56Alamin na natin ang komento ng ating mga hurado.
10:59Simulan natin kay Hurado,
11:02Korea!
11:02What sabado, people!
11:04Grabe ang pagkasaya ng Sabadong to.
11:07Alam mo, gandang Pilipina nakakatuwa with the personality, the brains, and the confidence to match that beauty.
11:15Okay, dito tayo kay Billy Labitan.
11:17Ya daw, grabe ka!
11:18Ah!
11:19The audacity!
11:20The guts!
11:21Para i-call out ang isang Miss Ann Curtis na nag-fail siya sa mic test.
11:26And it could be mean, pero you were just, kumbaga, stating your observation.
11:31And then, binalik mo yung ah, pero pwede naman mag-retest.
11:35A beautiful way to show that in life, sometimes, you can fail, but what matters is never to give up.
11:42At saktong-sakto dahil res bakulawan ngayon, so talagang tumog ma lahat.
11:47Parang ito yung perfect marriage of an answer.
11:49Congrats sa'yo, Billy!
11:51I've earned one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen.
11:54I cannot stop looking at you dyan, dyan.
11:56Jinichick ko sa TV.
11:57Ang ganda-ganda mo.
11:59Nakakabighani.
12:00Today, yung tanong mo is about angels, which is very much like you.
12:04Although, si Billy yung nagsabi na angel-angel ang atake niya today.
12:10Alam mo, natutuwa ko sa sagot mo.
12:11Only because yung mama ko nakita niya yung angel ko when I was a baby.
12:16So, saktong-sakto, sabi mo, hindi sila nagkakasakit.
12:19Bakit? Because they are angel celestial beings.
12:21Pero parang sila ang nagbabantay sa atin para hindi tayong magkasakit.
12:25I love that about you. Congrats!
12:27Thank you, Kay!
12:28Ngayon naman ang masasabi mo, Brent!
12:31What's up, Mad Love People?
12:35Dito muna tayo kay candidate number two, Ringo Antonio.
12:39For the question, I would say it wasn't answered directly.
12:44Pero you still found a way to give us a very witty answer.
12:48Very current din with the song.
12:51Siguro kung ako tatanungin, pwede mo sabihin na hindi nila nerespeto
12:55kasi sinagot nila yung tandang pananong which is the question mark.
12:59Kay Franco Gray naman tayo, candidate number four.
13:02I like the attempt of answering the question at first.
13:06Seriously, talagang sineryoso mo.
13:08Pero nung nawala ka nila, rumo na lang din.
13:10Which, mas lumitaw yung charm mo.
13:13So hopefully, kung makapasok pa kayo, give us more.
13:16With the answers, mas pag-isipan nyo pa.
13:19Congrats to the both of you!
13:22Yes!
13:23Thank you, Jurado Brent!
13:24At good luck sa ating mga kandidata!
13:26Dalawang kandidata ang papaslak sa final round.
13:29At ang unang pasok sa declamation ay si candidate number...
13:38Five!
13:39Binilabitan niya dahil ang makakatapat nga ay si candidate number...
13:46Two!
13:47Rico Antonio!
13:59Nag-iisama ng iyong kandila.
14:04Sapat na ang ilaw para sa iba.
14:09Liwanag nating pinagsama-sama.
14:13Tila gintong araw sa umaga.
14:18Sa lungkot man masaya, dito tayo.
14:22Para sa bawat isang.
14:27Sa gitna ng gabi madaling.
14:31Ako ang buwan at ikaw ang bitwi.
14:37Ngayong Pasko, kikisalap ang pag-ibig.
14:41Magliliwanag ang buong daigdig.
14:47Ikaw ang liwanag sa tahanan.
14:52Ikaw ang liwanag na maaasahan.
14:57Liwanag na nagbibigay pag-asa.
15:02Liwanag natin ang isa at isa.
15:07O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
15:15-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
15:15-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
15:17-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
15:18-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
15:19-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
15:27伊kaw ang liwanag
15:29Ikaw ang liwanag sa tahanan
15:33Ikaw ang liwanag na maaasaan
15:38Liwanag na nagpibigay at asa
15:44Liwanag na gihau
15:47Ikaw ang liwanag sa tahanan
15:52Ikaw ang liwanag na maaasaan
15:57I wanted that baby life of Asa
16:02I wanted that they use
16:06Isat Isat
16:08hasn't Kylie
16:17Merry Christmas
16:19Macapusta
16:20I wanted that
16:21Isat Isat
16:22Merry Christmas
16:22Macapusta
16:23I wanted that
16:25Isat Isat
16:25Merry Christmas!
16:26Merry Christmas!
16:27Liwanag natin ang isa't isa!
16:29Merry Christmas!
16:30Mga Kapuso!
16:31Liwanag natin ang isa't isa!
16:32Merry Christmas!
16:33Mga Kapuso!
16:34Liwanag natin ang isa't isa!
16:36Merry Christmas!
16:37Mga Kapuso!
17:02You

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