Oh yes, on this great day known known round the world as April fools we're psyched to bring you the one and only George Vargas—someone who has been fooling around in the streets of Reno for quite a while. Former resident Danozone assures us that Reno is so close to hell that you can see Sparks, and we're not sure what they put in the water up there, but we'd sure like a taste!
