00:00We're off on the road to Rhode Island.
00:05North Dakota.
00:09Yeah.
00:14New Jersey.
00:17Jersey?
00:18Maryland.
00:21California.
00:24California!
00:27Colorado.
00:31Arkansas.
00:34California just sucks.
00:37Florida.
00:38That one doesn't suck.
00:40No, Florida's cool.
00:42Georgia.
00:42It's not run by retards.
00:47Virginia.
00:49Other Virginia.
00:51Yeah, West Virginia.
00:55Is that where Temporal lives?
00:59Uh...
01:01Maybe.
01:03Yeah, I thought you lived in Virginia.
01:06Maybe I'm not.
01:07New Hampshire.
01:09It's like old Hampshire, but new.
01:12Yeah, it's like fresher.
01:16There's a New Mexico?
01:22You know, I lived in New Mexico when I was younger.
01:26Long enough to remember it, but not that long.
01:31And relatives would ask if they needed a passport to come visit us.
01:39No, you don't.
01:42I think we named all of the states that have ours in them.
01:51Did I miss any?
02:09Did I miss any?
02:13Not that I can think of off the top of my head.
02:37There are 21 states with the letter R in their name.
02:42I'm not...
02:43Why are you doing that?
02:45This is why I need a fucking new thing.
02:50Oh, we forgot North Carolina.
02:54That's got more than one.
02:56And South Carolina.
03:03Oh, I forgot Nebraska.
03:05Everyone forgets Nebraska.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Cornhusker State, right?
03:13Yeah.
03:16Oh, Missouri.
03:18We forgot Missouri.
03:31I can't believe you would forget Missouri like that, Doom.
03:35How dare we?
03:38How dare you?
03:39I'm not Southern.
03:40I have an excuse.
03:45Don't you know you're Southern?
03:48I'm Texan.
03:52You should know other Southern, though.
03:55Just on that fact alone.
04:23Wait.
04:27Let's loot this.
04:32Now we can go up there.
04:39I have family.
04:41I'm sorry.
04:44My aunt lives there.
04:47That is a crashed plane.
04:53Sweet.
04:58You should see if its black box is still in it.
05:17I'm guessing not.
05:19Doesn't look like it.
05:22There's a revolver.
05:25Oh, sweet.
05:26I would like to go to the city door.
05:27No.
05:44Sher в воде.
05:50I'll get out with that scene.
05:54Wait.
05:55In my mind.
06:11what's in the box a box a box but a boat's a boat but a box mystery box could
06:23be anything did I mention the tank is a tank could even be a freaking boat you
06:37don't have that we wanted one of those
06:47I never wanted a boat I was quoting family guy I know
06:57so was I when I said that I mentioned the tank is a tank
07:01I'm pretty sure it was the same character not the same episode but the same character
07:05you're gonna say that I don't think I don't remember that so I don't think it's the same episode
07:29that mountain is mountainous yeah it is
07:44so
07:45so
07:48so
08:08Alright, let's search the corpses, as you do.
08:14Yep.
08:30Now where is the damn mask that I'm supposed to be looking for?
08:45Medical munitions cargo.
08:48Yeah.
08:48I saw that.
09:05I don't know where it is.
09:12I haven't found it yet.
09:13Oh well, whatever.
09:16You have a moment.
09:37I don't know where it is.
10:00We've got to get you another copy of Ratchet and Clank 2.
10:03Yeah.
10:03I know.
10:04I need another one.
10:07At some point.
10:34I would like to stream that, or maybe do a video on it somewhere.
10:38Someday or something.
10:40I'd like for you to stream it.
10:45I don't remember if I ever did Ratchet and Clank 3 on my channel.
10:50I know I did 1 and 2 for sure.
10:54I don't remember if I did 3.
10:55Do you remember if I did 3?
10:56I don't know.
11:08Shit I've been streaming for so long and I probably have.
11:13I know I didn't do deadlock because of the fact that it was having running issues on a
11:21previous PC.
11:23I might be able to do it now, but now I gotta find out if I did 3, cause if
11:30I did 3, then
11:32I can do 4, but if I haven't done 3 yet, I can't do 4 yet.
11:40I also need to do Sly Cooper 2 or something.
11:44I need to finish Kingdom Hearts 2 before I get conducted in any other games.
11:50Way back to Sui Coden, and I know that I have Shining Force is another series that I'm in the
11:59middle of.
12:02This is one reason why I only do 2 series at a time and don't eviate from them until they're
12:09done.
12:10I don't want to get bogged down with just a ton of series that I haven't finished yet right
12:15here.
12:18Mostly I'm just trying to grind followers until I get enough to do Resonation 4.
12:29Which is why I like showing off all those obscure games that nobody's played before, like Artie
12:33Lightfoot.
12:43I was going to wait until it gets a Retro Achievement set, but it might not get a Retro Achievement
12:47set, cause it only has 2 requests.
12:48But I was thinking about doing this TurboGrafx game called Yo Bro.
12:55Have you ever heard of that?
12:57No, I haven't.
12:59Yo Bro is a game where you play as a skateboarding bear and all of the music is chiptune versions
13:04of Beach Boys songs.
13:23It's interesting.
13:28I haven't played it.
13:38Maybe we get you a TurboGrafx 16 so that you can play it and several other games.
13:44That console was great for space shoot em ups.
13:47I wanted a TurboGrafx 16.
13:49I want to play Bonk and I want to play the Ys games on it.
13:58Yeah, that'd be good.
14:01Bonk's adventure was fun as hell.
14:03Not about why.
14:05I'm going to be right back.
14:07I'm going to go out and vape again.
14:09Pollute my lungs even further.
14:13RIP your lungs.
14:16RIP your lungs.
14:35But I've been here before.
14:55There it is.
14:56There it is.
14:56There it is.
15:15Where's the damn towers?
15:32That's what I really need to find is the fucking towers.
15:37What the fuck, get out of my way.
15:40Hey.
16:10Let's go.
16:46I can't climb up there.
17:07No, let me get that, let me get that.
17:17There's another one.
17:20I need my cheese.
17:23There's a rice bag in that.
17:26There's gonna be some very wet rice.
17:28I can put my phone in the rice bag.
17:31I mean, the rice bag was underwater, so...
17:35Yeah, it'll do the opposite of putting a...
17:38We'll do the opposite of putting a wet phone in a bag of rice.
17:41We'll put a dry phone in a bag of wet rice.
17:44See how that works out.
17:46I don't think it'll work out well.
17:47It's a science experiment.
17:49I don't think it'll work out well.
17:51Ha ha!
17:57Let's go.
18:42I think I might have run out of things.
18:47Side quests, I mean, I haven't, but I don't feel like doing the races.
18:56Maybe later, but I don't know, the driving in this series isn't great.
19:03Is the driving not great?
19:05No, not really.
19:08I just said that.
19:12You know what series had great racing?
19:14What?
19:18I don't know, I was hoping you knew.
19:28I was hoping you had an answer for that one.
19:39Nope, I don't.
19:41Should I?
19:42Cool, me.
19:44Uh, should you?
19:55Uh, Gran Turismo?
19:58That's what it's all about?
19:59That one's pretty good, yeah, I suppose.
20:02I played 1, 2, and 3 a lot back in the day.
20:07What about Burnout?
20:10That was the one with the crash mode, right?
20:13Yeah, you could just watch the crash over and over again.
20:19Right, because I remember the try to make as big of a wreck as humanly possible while crossing a busy
20:26highway or whatever.
20:28That's Burnout, right?
20:31I think so.
20:32Uh, there was also Daytona.
20:35Daytona!
20:37Hey.
20:45Did you see on YouTube there's a version of that except it's Epona?
20:52I did not.
20:53Oh, Legend of Zelda had great racing.
20:58Keep holding!
21:07There was a Jak and Daxter racing game, wasn't there?
21:10Yeah, that one was awesome.
21:11Uh, Jak X.
21:15That game's great.
21:25Chocobo Racing on the PS1 is a good racing game.
21:28I have not played that one.
21:31Oh, dude, it's so fun.
21:32It's, like, better than Mario Kart, and I say this as a person who enjoys Mario Kart.
21:38You know what was also an awesome Mario Kart-style thing?
21:44Crash Team Racing?
21:45Yes.
21:47That was what you were going to say, wasn't it?
21:49Yep.
21:51Yep.
21:51I knew it.
21:53It is, though.
21:54That's a good-ass game.
21:56Yeah, it is.
21:57It's a really good game.
21:58Very good.
22:28It's a really good game.
22:37I'm going to open my window and turn my fan on.
22:41It's getting hot in here.
22:43What temperature is it there?
22:47Oh.
22:51Oh.
22:53Oh.
22:54Oh.
22:55Oh.
22:56Oh.
22:58Oh.
22:59Oh.
22:59Oh.
23:10Oh.
23:13Oh.
23:34Just climb up the thing
23:35Vines, AJ
23:36RJ, whatever your name is
23:39And as counterintuitive
23:41As it may seem, I'm also lighting a candle
23:43Because I'm smelly
23:45Because I'm sweaty
23:46Because it's hot in here
23:50Just go take a shower
23:53I mean
23:55I would, but I'm also streaming
23:57The game with you
23:58Yeah, I didn't mean right now
24:00I meant later
24:05Yeah, just let me know when you want to
24:07Do the shower
24:09Sure
24:11Alright
24:16Maybe by the time you're ready to do that
24:18Shadow Loaf will be done with his writing
24:19And we can have a
24:21Three-way
24:22In the shower
24:39For anyone who's watching this on YouTube
24:40And doesn't know the context
24:42We
24:44We streamed Oblivion
24:45Yesterday
24:47And our friend Shadow Loaf was with us
24:49When we did that
24:50And the running gag during that stream
24:52Was we're going to have a threesome
24:54Yep
24:54Many, many
24:56Many, many
24:57Jokes were
24:58Said about this
25:02So
25:03If you want to know more about that
25:05Go watch the
25:06Oblivion series
25:07Which episodes is it going to be?
25:12Starting with 37
25:14And it's 6 episodes
25:16Okay, so 37 to 43
25:19Yeah
25:21If you're interested in hearing
25:23Three lunatics go on about how they're going to have gay sex
25:31Which, why would you be interested in that?
25:34Let's be real
25:36Maybe they're a lunatic
25:38Who wants to have gay sex with us
25:43Maybe they want in on that action
25:51You know
25:57You
25:58No
26:00No
26:01No
26:03Oh
26:21So that
26:22And that
26:30There we go
26:39So how much more of this game do you think you have
26:41If you had a rough estimate
26:42A lot
26:47That's a lot
26:52Yeah
26:53These games are not short
27:02So is there like a main questline
27:04Or is it just
27:05Hunting animals
27:06Yeah
27:06There is a main questline
27:30So what's the game about?
27:32You
27:34Return to
27:36Kyrat
27:38To
27:38Uh
27:46Is it uh?
27:48Uh
27:50Tear out your
27:52Mother's last request
27:54Which
27:54Is
27:55Spreading her ashes
27:58Somewhere
28:00I don't remember exactly where
28:03I don't know
28:04I
28:06And
28:08While you're here
28:09While you're there
28:10You're greeted by
28:11The insane dictator
28:14Of this land
28:15Who
28:16Knew your mother
28:17Personally
28:19And
28:27And
28:28While you are
28:34Um
28:41Having
28:41A meal with him
28:43He gets up
28:44To answer
28:45The phone
28:46And walks away
28:47And then you get up
28:48And start exploring
28:50And you
28:50Find
28:51That a whole bunch
28:52Of people
28:53From a rebel group
28:54Showed up
28:57To raid the place
28:58And they find you
29:01And then
29:01Some of the members
29:03Of the rebel group
29:03Also knew your mother
29:06So you wind up
29:07Joined up with them
29:14So
29:15This is also interesting
29:17Including you
29:18I am following
29:19Forty
29:20Twitch users
29:22Who are streaming
29:23Currently
29:24That is a lot
29:26I
29:27Am not
29:28I don't even think
29:28I'm following
29:29Forty twitch users
29:33I don't remember
29:34How many
29:34I'm following
29:34I'm probably
29:35Getting to the point
29:36Where I
29:36Need to stop
29:37Following people
29:39Yeah
29:41It's probably
29:42Getting to that point
29:42Where I
29:43I'm gonna click on
29:44Follow
29:44And twitch is gonna be like
29:46You have reached
29:47Your limit
29:47On followed channels
29:48Unfollow people
29:49To follow more
29:52Cause you know
29:53Social media
29:54Does that
29:55Still
29:55To this day
29:57Yeah
30:05Where are the
30:07Damn towers
30:32J.K. Simmons
30:33Says he won't be
30:34In Spider-Man
30:35Brand new day
30:37Why?
30:46I hope that means
30:47There's no
30:48J. Jonah Jameson
30:49In Spider-Man
30:50A brand new day
30:50Because no actor
30:51Can replace
30:52J.K. Simmons
30:53As
30:54Um
30:56J. Jonah Jameson
30:58And yeah
30:58The guy
30:59That's why
31:00They brought him
31:01Back
31:03He's the only
31:04Person who
31:04Can be
31:05That character
31:12Yeah
31:13It's been
31:13Three hours
31:14I should
31:14Probably call it
31:19I'm hungry
31:20I need to get myself
31:21Some food
31:22Anyway
31:25I guess
31:26That's
31:26Happen
31:27What
31:28Sorry go ahead
31:29What were you
31:29Going to say
31:30You go ahead
31:31Um
31:31You go ahead
31:32I guess that's it
31:33For now
31:34Let's
31:35Save
31:37Alright
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32:01Talk to you guys later
32:04Bye bye everybody
32:05Bye bye everybody
32:07Bye bye
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