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00:00:07In the year 2044, advanced artificial intelligence robots drained the Earth of her natural resources,

00:00:17leaving the once thriving planet a barren shell.

00:00:22Adrift in space, the human race fights its toughest battle ever.

00:00:28For survival.

00:00:34A Chinese clone of the 45th US President Donald J. Trump survives the Earth's destruction by escaping his maximum security

00:00:43lab.

00:00:44His petri dish-grown body, fused with the latest AI technology, possesses eternal life and large hands.

00:00:58During his escape from Earth, Trump's ship crash lands on Mars.

00:01:04Unable to leave, he exists for a thousand years on a barren prison planet of his own making.

00:01:15At long last, I, Alistair Crowley, have ascended to the only position worthy of a ceremonial magician of my formidable

00:01:26caliber.

00:01:29Today, I stand before the patron god of the afterlife, not merely as an archultist, poet, painter, novelist, mountaineer, or

00:01:41great beast.

00:01:42I stand in this hallowed crypt, the leader of the Illuminati army.

00:01:51And as such, I consort with the oldest Egyptian god, not as an archulite, but as an equal!

00:02:02Great god Anubis, leader of lost souls, your legacy and the reverence your name commands is indeed to be admired.

00:02:12The trappings of your palatial crypt brings me great comfort!

00:02:19May your words bring me greater insight!

00:02:24Alistair Crowley, you are one of the magical realm's most degenerate practitioners and a true scourge on the living!

00:02:33Thank you, Anubis! And as the head of the fearsome, yet unseen Illuminati, your name and this hallowed ground are

00:02:44forever safe with me!

00:02:47Spoken like a true believer, Crowley! Yet, there exist other concerns that will soon encroach upon your comfort!

00:02:55Other concerns? Such as?

00:02:58Such is the prophecy which tells of the rise of the spoiler of Illuminati reign!

00:03:03Spoiler? Who would dare oppose us? Who? Without mortal fear of being hung from the highest tree?

00:03:11Being drawn and quartered by stampeding stallions? Being sliced from gullet to groin and put to bed with hungry rats?

00:03:20Being boiled alive in a fetid brew of innards? Who?

00:03:25The one they call Trump is who?

00:03:29Trump?

00:03:31You mean the worst? Most narcissistic? The foolish president in the history of the United States of America?

00:03:39The sitting tyrant? Who cavalierly precipitated the devastating nuclear war that humanity dreaded for so long?

00:03:48It is not the notorious Trump you speak of that poses this threat. It is the Chinese clone of his

00:03:54DNA who shall rise to kill Lucifer and destroy the Illuminati!

00:04:00His clone?! His clone?! You've got to be kidding me! There's another Trump? Well, leave it to the Chinese!

00:04:08You expected anything less from the land of wet markets? Be warned, Crowley! The new Trump is out there! Only

00:04:17he is brash enough to stand up to the Emperor Lucifer!

00:04:21And when he does, the Illuminati's silent control of the living world will end!

00:04:27Not if I have anything to say about it!

00:04:30Thine will is the whole of the law! Thine will shall be done!

00:04:43Mars! What is it good for? Absolute shit!

00:04:48But this dusty wasteland's been home for 999 Earth years! Long enough to make anyone lose their mind!

00:05:00Am I of sound mind? Or have I lost my head? Cracked up? Gone bonkers? Lost the plot? I mean,

00:05:09how would I even know if I had?

00:05:11There are things I remember. Snippets. Dream images. Feeling traces of a life before this one.

00:05:21Life in a different world. On a different planet.

00:05:29I was born. Some would say created. Some would say recreated.

00:05:36Nearly a thousand years ago in a top secret lab in China.

00:05:40I still remember the sights. Faceless scientists with movements as mechanical as the machines they operated.

00:05:48Gloved hands poking and prodding at will.

00:05:51For the first year of life, I never looked into another pair of eyes that weren't hidden behind goggles or

00:05:58a mask.

00:05:59I'd never touched another human that wasn't under a layer of latex protection.

00:06:05It wasn't so bad. I didn't want to see those assholes anyway.

00:06:11They engineered me in a petri dish. Reared my lab-grown body with the latest AI technology and gave me

00:06:18eternal life.

00:06:20But immortality is not all it's cracked up to be.

00:06:25When the Great War began, it spelled doom for the Earth and its civilizations.

00:06:30But for me, it was the beginning.

00:06:35In all the chaos, I broke out of that lab and got away.

00:06:39The others perished in the flames of a war they ultimately helped ignite and turned a blind eye to.

00:06:46And their secrets died with them. All except me.

00:06:51It wasn't hard to lay low while the war raged.

00:06:56People were busy trying to survive.

00:06:59Trying to save themselves.

00:07:01Buying toilet paper like there was no tomorrow.

00:07:06I saw my namesake assassinated in cold blood with extreme prejudice.

00:07:13And just as well.

00:07:16Soon enough, I made it to Winshang and head out on the cargo hold of a space shuttle.

00:07:22And blasted it off that radioactive rock before it all went to hell.

00:07:26Now I'm here, crash-lit it on Mars. Of all fucking places.

00:07:34The days are hot. The nights are frigid.

00:07:41I have no clue how to make this spaceship operational again.

00:07:46And no tools to fix it if I did.

00:07:53I like being left alone.

00:07:55But a thousand years without a single visitor

00:07:58leads to a lot of drawing faces on rocks and talking to yourself.

00:08:03I'll tell you that.

00:08:08These dusty rocks are my friends.

00:08:14Oh, and the major.

00:08:16He's a stranded astronaut, kinda like me.

00:08:20He found my radio frequency and we struck a rapport.

00:08:24Only, he's slipping.

00:08:27Whereas, I've been keeping it together.

00:08:29Clone DNA's tougher stock, maybe.

00:08:32Space-time slowed the major's metabolism way down.

00:08:36But we both know he's dying.

00:08:39It's been a few days.

00:08:41I should see how he's doing out there.

00:08:44What up, Money?

00:08:46Ground control to Major Tom.

00:08:48I'm re-watching the 2003 Miss Universe pageant.

00:08:53All these old discs still play.

00:08:55Hey, tell me the truth, man.

00:08:58How many of these broads did you grab by the pussy?

00:09:02Technically, I didn't grab anyone's pussy, Tom.

00:09:06I'm not THE Donald.

00:09:08I'm just A Donald.

00:09:10Oh yeah, I forgot.

00:09:13Well, you got the same DNA, right?

00:09:16So you must remember something.

00:09:18Which one of these pussies would you grab, if you could grab one?

00:09:23I don't think too much about grabbing pussies, believe it or not.

00:09:27No.

00:09:28I don't believe it.

00:09:30It's true.

00:09:31At this point, I'd settle for just seeing a woman.

00:09:34I think that'd be nice.

00:09:36Yeah, tell me about it.

00:09:38They're parading all over the place on this little screen.

00:09:42I can't keep my hands off myself.

00:09:46DMI, Tom.

00:09:48DMI.

00:09:49Eh, whatever.

00:09:51Hey, I'm thinking of calling in a bet on the fights this weekend.

00:09:56What can you tell me about that Tyson kid?

00:09:58Tyson kid?

00:10:00You mean Iron Mike?

00:10:02He retired over a thousand years ago.

00:10:05Retired?

00:10:05He's twenty years old, for Christ's sake.

00:10:08I just saw you guys on TV together.

00:10:11How you feeling, Tom?

00:10:12Have you had anything to eat today?

00:10:14Nah.

00:10:15Can't remember the last time I ate.

00:10:18That's cool, though.

00:10:19I don't feel hungry no more, just comfortably numb.

00:10:23Well, nice talking to you, Major.

00:10:25Let's touch base again soon, huh?

00:10:27Ha.

00:10:28You said, touch base.

00:10:30Space humor.

00:10:31I like that.

00:10:32So long, Tom.

00:10:33See ya, Mr. President.

00:10:43Every time I talk to the Major, he gets a little worse.

00:10:46A little less coherent.

00:10:48I don't know how much longer he has, but I know one of these days he won't be here anymore.

00:10:53Tom's has been the only voice I've heard, besides my own, since I've been on Mars.

00:10:59I don't know what I'd do without it.

00:11:01Keeping him grounded has also helped me stay grounded.

00:11:05When he goes, maybe I'll start to slip too.

00:11:09Maybe it'll be for the best.

00:11:13Hello?

00:11:14Can you hear me?

00:11:15Is anyone out there?

00:11:17I repeat, is anyone out there?

00:11:20Mr. Trump, are you there?

00:11:22Huh?

00:11:23Who said that?

00:11:24My name is Veruna, and I've come a long way to meet you.

00:11:28You're not an easy clone to find.

00:11:30This is it.

00:11:31I'm cracking up just like Tom.

00:11:34This is not your imagination, Mr. Trump.

00:11:37We're talking through your audio intercom.

00:11:39I'm here at your base, right outside.

00:11:43It's safe.

00:11:44The sun is up.

00:11:45Why don't you come say hello?

00:11:48Okay.

00:12:22My god, your face.

00:12:24You're the spitting image of him.

00:12:27How are you, Donald?

00:12:29Call me Trump.

00:12:30Very well.

00:12:31I see you've carved out a life for yourself here on Mars.

00:12:34If that's what you want to call it.

00:12:36Who are you?

00:12:37I'm Queen Veruna, leader of the Atlantean army.

00:12:41The Atlanteans?

00:12:42Strong fighters.

00:12:43We've heard of you too, Trump.

00:12:45Why are we talking?

00:12:47I have information I'd like to share with you.

00:12:50I don't make deals.

00:12:51That was the other guy.

00:12:53This isn't a deal.

00:12:54You have no choice in the matter.

00:12:56No?

00:12:57Then fuck off.

00:12:58Something told me you'd be friendlier after so much time alone.

00:13:03You shouldn't listen to those voices in your alien skull.

00:13:06I don't.

00:13:07But I do listen to ancient prophecy.

00:13:10And this prophecy foretells one strong and honest warrior

00:13:13who can destroy the oppressive force known as the Illuminati.

00:13:17Its leader, Aleister Crowley, and its overlord, Lucifer himself.

00:13:22And who might that be?

00:13:23That's you.

00:13:25Me?

00:13:25Not interested.

00:13:27Is that your answer?

00:13:29Answer to what?

00:13:30Your destiny's calling.

00:13:31No one escapes destiny, you know.

00:13:34Well, I did.

00:13:35Twice.

00:13:36I escaped a Chinese laboratory and I escaped from Earth.

00:13:41But you haven't escaped from Mars.

00:13:44And you won't escape the prophecy.

00:13:46I don't know what you're trying to do here, Queenie.

00:13:48But you got the wrong guy.

00:13:50We're still at war, Donald.

00:13:52The Allied forces are battling the Illuminati army in every corner of the universe.

00:13:57And you can tip the scale.

00:14:00Me, huh?

00:14:01I don't give a fuck about your war or your prophecy.

00:14:09Commander Conrad!

00:14:11What is this pressing news you have for me that I cannot wait until after our rato-comatose lucidity ceremonies

00:14:19are concluded?

00:14:20My apologies for interrupting, Alistair.

00:14:23But our radar has detected unusual surface activity on Mars.

00:14:27I thought you should know it once.

00:14:29Surface activity?

00:14:31On Mars?

00:14:33That's the harshest terrain around.

00:14:36It's barely inhabitable.

00:14:39Hmm.

00:14:41This may be the habit of destruction that a new has warned me of.

00:14:46Should we move in and check it out?

00:14:48Yes, Commander.

00:14:49Set an armed search party to set up camp on Mars.

00:14:54Would they secure the surface?

00:14:56I don't know how to look around myself.

00:14:59Will do, sir.

00:15:00You and Adi is at a crucial juncture, Commander.

00:15:04We now teeter on the edge of a precarious precipice.

00:15:09Dispatch the 13.

00:15:11Then return to my chamber immediately.

00:15:14I wish to use this similar intention to conclude my sex magic with you in person.

00:15:22Yes, Alistair.

00:15:23I'll be there shortly, and I eagerly await your instruction.

00:15:27I know you do, Commander.

00:15:30I know you do.

00:15:31…

00:15:31party

00:15:32grrrrrrrrr

00:15:49Rivanka!

00:15:57another vivid dream

00:16:00The sights, the sounds, the feelings, so foreign, yet so familiar, like a ghostly echo of a life that once

00:16:11was.

00:16:13What the hell's that?

00:16:24I don't really care for the sudden uptick in activity around here.

00:16:28When did Mars become such a popular destination?

00:16:32If it's that Atlantean queen coming back to pitch me on joining her fight again, maybe I'll just plant a

00:16:39pickaxe between her eyes.

00:16:42Our team has landed on Mars as you instructed, Alistair.

00:16:46Come first light, they'll commence a thorough surface search.

00:16:49Excellent, Commander Conrad.

00:16:51Relay my order that any living beings are to be executed on sight.

00:16:55Their carcasses beamed back to me to be defiled.

00:17:00Unless they find one.

00:17:03Donald Trump.

00:17:05Him?

00:17:06I want taken alive.

00:17:15Feel free to hit me.

00:17:18I can live.

00:17:23Your enemy will always lose your while.

00:17:25I'm doing my strategic success radio.

00:17:33You've got time to kill me on crime.

00:17:37And that you know, I've had just a long season of IT.

00:17:43Let's go.

00:18:32Update me, Commander.

00:18:34What is the status of the Mars Search Team?

00:18:37Um, well, I've not been able to reach the team since our last transmission, Alistair.

00:18:43You've not been able to reach them?

00:18:46What kind of an Illuminati do you think I'm running here, Commander?

00:18:51A strong one.

00:18:53A mighty one.

00:18:54A fearsome one.

00:18:55No one in their right mind would dare cross the Illuminati Army, Alistair.

00:19:02Maybe it's a technical issue.

00:19:04Mars has pretty spotty service.

00:19:06Spotty?

00:19:07I'll show you the true meaning of spotty.

00:19:10Those soldiers will understand servitude when I flog their greased, naked asses.

00:19:18Ready the star, cruiser, and assemble my security detail.

00:19:22Commander, yourself included.

00:19:26We're going to Mars.

00:19:31What the fuck's going on around here?

00:19:34Those soldiers last night weren't here to study insects or collect rocks.

00:19:39I know that much.

00:19:40They were clandestine, highly trained, harm to the teeth.

00:19:45Sooner rather than later, whoever said those guys is going to realize they're MIA.

00:19:49Okay, then my guess is all hell's going to break loose around here, and I'll be right

00:19:54in the crosshairs.

00:19:56Maybe Queen Veruna's not behind this.

00:19:59Maybe she was telling the truth, and this godforsaken war is going to find me whether

00:20:05I want to fight or not.

00:20:08She left her contact information.

00:20:10What could it hurt?

00:20:12You there, Queenie?

00:20:14Come in.

00:20:15I'm here, DJT.

00:20:16Call me Trump.

00:20:17I'm surprised to hear your voice after the way our last meeting ended.

00:20:22Is everything alright?

00:20:23If you call a pile of dead lizard creeps in a walk-in freezer alright.

00:20:29Illuminati foot soldiers, are you still on Mars?

00:20:32Yeah, but I'm not alone anymore.

00:20:35They've found you.

00:20:36You've got to be careful.

00:20:37However many there were, more will follow.

00:20:39You're not lying, sweetheart.

00:20:42Here they are now.

00:20:43What?

00:20:43Where?

00:20:44Are you captured?

00:20:45No.

00:20:46But it seems every time I try to get out, some asshole pulls me back in.

00:20:51I'll work it out.

00:20:54I'll notify Allied Command right away.

00:20:57Stay strong, Trump.

00:20:58Remember, we've got your back.

00:21:01Trump?

00:21:03Trump?

00:21:12Who might this orange rat be?

00:21:19You're on my turf, Runt.

00:21:21You tell me.

00:21:22Oh?

00:21:23But I asked you first.

00:21:25And we make the rules.

00:21:27What gives you that impression?

00:21:29Look at the optics, outlier.

00:21:31We've got the guns.

00:21:33And we've got the numbers.

00:21:35Well, I've got the money.

00:21:36Money?

00:21:37You don't think I'd just be sitting here all by myself on Mars with my dick in my hand, do

00:21:42you?

00:21:42Well, tell me more.

00:21:45Or better yet, show me, cocksman.

00:21:4810 million Chinese yen for the taking.

00:21:51One of those storage cars over there is full of cash.

00:21:54Guess right.

00:21:55And you can have half.

00:21:57How generous.

00:21:59But, out of curiosity, what would stop us from just killing you and taking it all?

00:22:07Not so fast, E.T.

00:22:09Curiosity killed a cat.

00:22:11The other cars rigged with enough explosive to boom, obliterate us in the blink of an eye,

00:22:18and turn Mars into stardust.

00:22:21I dig the deal.

00:22:22That's why you're here, right?

00:22:24Wrong.

00:22:24We're here for you, because you're the one aiming to destroy our Illuminati.

00:22:30Isn't that right?

00:22:32Donald Trump.

00:22:34Nah, just cloned.

00:22:36Well, I don't care if you're the first of the 15th generation.

00:22:39You're coming with us.

00:22:42Turn around and raise your hands.

00:22:45If you insist.

00:22:47Computer, play Trump's favorite playlist.

00:23:30Bort!

00:23:30Heru!

00:23:31Put a vessel on standby and beam Trump up.

00:23:34I've never seen a shit-stirrer like this guy.

00:23:36Right away, Queen Varuna.

00:23:38Vanguard One is ready to fly, Queen.

00:23:40We must save him.

00:23:42This may be our last and only chance to set the prophecy in motion.

00:23:47The particle regeneration transporter has a lock on Trump.

00:23:50Here goes nothing.

00:23:59How do you feel, Trump?

00:24:01Tingly.

00:24:02What the fuck just happened?

00:24:04We've materialized you in your very own spaceship.

00:24:07And it's Illuminati issue, to be incognito.

00:24:11Welcome to the war.

00:24:12Sounds like I just got a raw deal.

00:24:15Is it too late to tell you to go fuck yourself?

00:24:18Way too late.

00:24:19The prophecy I told you about is real.

00:24:22And it's now in motion.

00:24:24Hmm.

00:24:25So, what do we do now?

00:24:27Now?

00:24:27You go to hell.

00:24:29Fuck you, bitch!

00:24:30Listen, Trump.

00:24:31The prophecy states you must travel all the way to hell to face Lucifer and destroy the Illuminati.

00:24:37That's a long trip.

00:24:39Who's footing the bill?

00:24:40The good guys, of course.

00:24:42Anything you need will be provided by the Allies, without question.

00:24:45How about a fifth of whiskey and a Cuban?

00:24:48Ah, the booze is no problem.

00:24:50As for the Cuban, do you mean a cigar or a sidekick?

00:24:54A cigar.

00:24:55Unless a sidekick can deliver your head on a stick.

00:24:59Stogie it is.

00:25:00When I get back, I'm gonna kill you.

00:25:03Lucifer's waiting.

00:25:05Dig this new technology.

00:25:07They didn't make him like this when I was on Earth.

00:25:10What did this button do?

00:25:14Woo!

00:25:15It's been a while!

00:25:19This ship's a fine piece of hardware for sure.

00:25:22I like tasting a smooth highball.

00:25:24While tickling the ivories.

00:25:26With a leggy dame in a red slit dress.

00:25:29Stretched out on top of the mahogany grand.

00:25:32But it might be even finer to turn this cruiser around and fly off.

00:25:36To the Carvatio Nebula.

00:25:38Live happily ever after.

00:25:40Which in my case is for fucking ever.

00:25:43Even paradise would get dull.

00:25:46Ah, fuck it.

00:25:47I love a good fight.

00:25:48Let's see what this prophecy business is all about.

00:25:51Hell, you ain't seen nothing yet.

00:26:02You mean to tell me Donald Trump is alive?

00:26:04Not exactly, Princess Carly.

00:26:07However, the Chinese clone of Trump is alive and well.

00:26:11And through him the prophecy can still be realized.

00:26:14Oh, this is the best news we've received since the Illuminati fled the Milky Way to regroup after losing the

00:26:20Battle of the Beyond in 2457.

00:26:23I agree, Princess.

00:26:25This could very well signal the turning of the tide.

00:26:28I'm sending my best man, Jack Van Helsing, to back up Trump.

00:26:31Whatever he needs, we'll be there.

00:26:34Veruna, this could finally seal victory for the Allies and ensure the survival of the human race.

00:26:40God willing, Princess, it will.

00:26:53I want to talk to you.

00:26:54We've been over this.

00:26:56Over what?

00:26:57I can't keep it in my pants, is what you said.

00:27:00Was I wrong?

00:27:01Are you flirting?

00:27:02No.

00:27:02Then we won't know, will we?

00:27:04I need you.

00:27:05For a mission, that is.

00:27:06You got me hard for a second there.

00:27:08I'm sure one of Dr. Jekyll's nurses can take care of it for you.

00:27:12No thanks.

00:27:13They're needle-happy.

00:27:14That's their job.

00:27:15You have one, too.

00:27:16It would be nice if you focused on it more often.

00:27:19What do you need, Kully?

00:27:20Trump is in the cosmos.

00:27:22If we can see to it that he gets safe passage to Hell, the prophecy can be fulfilled.

00:27:26Trump?

00:27:27You mean the Donald?

00:27:29But I thought...

00:27:29Donald V2.

00:27:31He's a Chinese lab clone with the same drive, spirit, and will as the Donald.

00:27:36He's been hiding out on Mars.

00:27:38Now he's ready to go to Hell.

00:27:40Sounds like a bad deal to me.

00:27:41That's not your call.

00:27:43Trump's flying under the radar in an Illuminati cruiser.

00:27:46Your ship is fueled and ready.

00:27:48Rendezvous with him and run interference.

00:27:51Keep him safe at all costs.

00:27:53Is this a suicide mission?

00:27:54Make it whatever you want it to be, VH.

00:27:57Just clean up and blast off.

00:27:58I prefer to blast off, then clean up.

00:28:01Your vessel's in dock 4.

00:28:02How about I park my vessel in your dock when I get back?

00:28:05Leave as soon as you're ready.

00:28:07I love it when you talk dirty.

00:28:10Leave as soon as you're ready.

00:28:13This perpetual war is getting old.

00:28:15How much longer can this last anyway?

00:28:18The Illuminati's been gunning for our heads ever since I can remember.

00:28:22And I'm a fucking clone myself.

00:28:25I wonder if the original Jack Van Helsing dealt with this shit.

00:28:30Mars sounds like a good option to me.

00:28:32Little peace and quiet.

00:28:34Shouldn't be too hard to keep the surface crawlers at bay.

00:28:36Bug light or a tiki torch would do the trick.

00:28:40Maybe I can interest Trump in trading places.

00:28:43He can fill my spot in the Allied Army.

00:28:45And I could ease into retirement on the Red Planet.

00:28:48I bet he's got sweet digs out there.

00:28:50His soldier life is getting old.

00:28:52I can't believe I made it this far.

00:29:25That day almost ended everything for the Allies.

00:29:28And the Trapped Illyricons.

00:29:30I'm still not sure who got the better of it.

00:29:32Our top commando unit was decimated.

00:29:35The traps came real close to being wiped out.

00:29:38None of us can afford to get that close to the Abyss again.

00:29:41In this game, the price of defeat is extinction.

00:29:45VH, report to Doc 4 for duty.

00:29:47I repeat, report to Doc 4 for duty.

00:29:50I heard you the first time, doll.

00:29:53Did you see what that son of a bitch did on Mars, Commander Comrade?

00:29:57Clones just can't beam themselves up like that, Alistair.

00:30:00He had help.

00:30:02Yes, well, he's going to need a lot more of it.

00:30:05But I'm implementing a full-scale search-and-destroy for Donald Trump.

00:30:11And any Allies who get in our way, in the slightest, are to be terminated on sight.

00:30:1810-4.

00:30:19We'll find him in no time, Alistair.

00:30:21He's not only got the most hated face in the universe, he's got the ugliest.

00:30:27And orangest.

00:30:29That's right.

00:30:30The bastard can't hide anywhere for long.

00:30:32We'll have his hide scanned any minute now.

00:30:35And we won't have to worry about tanning it.

00:30:38That's what I like to hear.

00:30:40Tell me, Commander.

00:30:42Have you ever consumed human flesh?

00:30:45I mean, choice cut, seasoned, and roasted to perfection.

00:30:50I have not.

00:30:51Oh, goody.

00:30:53You're in for such a delectable treat.

00:30:56I'm glad to see you finally took flight, VH.

00:30:59I was beginning to think you were getting cold feet.

00:31:01I had to use the bathroom, Princess.

00:31:03Fair enough.

00:31:04Watch your back out there.

00:31:06I'd like to remind you that the stakes are high.

00:31:09Aren't they always?

00:31:11Not like this.

00:31:12With Trump in the fray, we stand a real chance of winning this war and ushering in an era of

00:31:17peace.

00:31:18The rest of us fight tooth and nail for any small victory we can achieve, but Trump's different.

00:31:25He's prophesized.

00:31:26Well, let's just hope it turns out better for him than it did for the original Donald, huh?

00:31:30That's why you're in the game, VH.

00:31:32Just remember to keep it in your pants out there, all right?

00:31:36I'll be fine.

00:31:37I'm flying commando.

00:31:38Good.

00:31:38Sometimes you don't even do that.

00:31:41I want you to stay focused.

00:31:43Your goal is to locate the new head of the Illuminati forces, Alistair Crowley, and bring him in alive.

00:31:49Alive?

00:31:50What fun is that?

00:31:51Just do as I say, soldier.

00:31:55Since the dawn of this good versus evil conflict, we've wiped out enough Illuminati leaders to fill a moon graveyard,

00:32:02but they always grow a new head.

00:32:05Someone always steps up to take their place and keep waging war.

00:32:10This time, we're going to subvert the Illuminati cause from within.

00:32:14What are we talking about?

00:32:16A little something Dr. Jekyll's been working on.

00:32:19An experimental serum that can reverse ideologies and scramble intentions.

00:32:25Hell, a fifth of bourbon will do that.

00:32:27You find Crowley, bring him to headquarters, and he'll be our first test subject.

00:32:31If we can get him to order his evil forces to stand down, and Trump makes it to hell to

00:32:37realize the prophecy, this endless war will at last be won.

00:32:42I bet I'll get lucky then, huh?

00:32:44Help me bring peace to the universe, soldier, and I'll give you anything you want.

00:32:49That's all you had to say, doll.

00:32:51Be careful. I want you under the radar so you won't have backup on this one.

00:32:55That's alright. I have a little insurance policy I can call on. At times just like this.

00:33:00Well, Mr. Trump, I'll admit I'm a bit surprised you haven't turned your ship around 180 degrees and flown off

00:33:07to the Porgium Nebula.

00:33:09I thought about it.

00:33:10I'm sure you did. Just know this. The prophecy is more important than the life of a clone.

00:33:17You occupy a very special place in the history of our universe.

00:33:21Far more special than your predecessor, who only achieved the 45th presidency of Earth's United States.

00:33:28But what a splash that asshole made, eh?

00:33:30Indeed. So imagine the splash you'll make in contrast.

00:33:34Whereas he was a despised villain, you'll be a beloved hero.

00:33:38Well, should you put it that way? Just like my namesake, I do what I say I'm gonna do.

00:33:44I get the job done, Queenie. And no Illuminati soldier alive can stop me.

00:33:51Delightful, Mr. Trump. Now, let's go to war.

00:33:55My wicked Crowley.

00:33:58Yes, Lucifer. Speak to me, almighty beast. And your will shall be done through my loyal hands.

00:34:11This is due known. When the time comes, I shall mobilize all the universes damned for an attack

00:34:20unlike any the allies have ever faced. None will be spared. The hearts and livers of the holy shall

00:34:26be spit-roasted in the raging flames of hell for all eternity.

00:34:32Let it be known, almighty Lucifer, that I am forever in your service. These people and their god are fools.

00:34:46And, like fools, they'll be driven before you at the time of your choosing. This I do solemnly vow.

00:34:57Go, my son. Go and spread hellfire. And in turn, your place in hell will be at my feet.

00:35:05Then what big feet you have, my lord. In the blasphemous bible's own words.

00:35:12How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning? How art thou cut down to the ground,

00:35:19which doth weaken the nations? And now, onward we now march. Onward, into glorious oblivion!

00:35:31Hmm, looks like I missed a hell of a good time. Bigfoot always did know how to throw a party.

00:35:37Guess I should comb through the debris, see if he's plastered someplace. He might need to be rolled over on

00:35:43his side. Puke asphyxiation is no way for a sasquatch to go.

00:35:49Pain hellsing. Long time no see, old buddy. How's it hanging?

00:35:53To the left, as always. I'll offer you a drink, but all that's left are empties.

00:35:59Stylishly late's one thing, but you missed the bash entirely.

00:36:03My bad, Foot, but I didn't come to party. No? Why then, my dude?

00:36:08I'm on a mission, and I could use a bruiser for backup.

00:36:12Bloodshed and mayhem? Fuck yeah, I'm in.

00:36:15Haha, I was hoping you'd say that. Let's rumble.

00:36:19Uh, when you said let's rumble, I didn't think navigating the meteor field is what you meant, VH.

00:36:26Relax, buddy. I know what I'm doing.

00:36:28Good to know, cause a navigational arrow of one millimeter will implode us in the blink of an eye.

00:36:33Listen to ya, with the big words. Somebody's been reading the dictionary I sent.

00:36:38What can I say? Brute Force and Big Cox used to be the name of the game,

00:36:42but these days, chicks dig a smart Sasquatch.

00:36:45Well, alright. Next time I'll send a thesaurus.

00:36:48Okay, so check it out. We're sneaking through this meteor shower,

00:36:52because the electromagnetic pulses throw off radar detection.

00:36:55We're gonna surprise Aleister Crowley aboard his own vessel,

00:36:58right under the noses of his Illuminati army, and take him into custody.

00:37:02Why don't we just smash his fucking head in like a rock melon on the floor and be done with

00:37:07it?

00:37:07Trust me, I'd like to. But I have orders to apprehend, not terminate.

00:37:11Meh. Que sera? Sera?

00:37:13There it is. Illuminati headquarters is on our screens.

00:37:17Keep us on course while I hop aboard.

00:37:27Eh.

00:37:32Yeah.

00:38:00Let's go.

00:38:06Come on, come on.

00:38:08What the hell's taking so long?

00:38:09Those Illuminati punks are like hors d'oeuvres.

00:38:40Sorry about the delay, Foot.

00:38:41Ran into a little snag, but I took care of it.

00:38:44If you want to come have some fun, the loading entrance of the lower orbital segment's all clear.

00:38:49I'm approaching the ship's command center now.

00:38:51Sounds fun.

00:38:52I'm on my way.

00:38:54How did the meeting with Emperor Lucifer go, Alistair?

00:38:58It went smashingly, Commander.

00:39:00Under our lord's rule, a glorious new dawn will soon be upon us.

00:39:06Like a savage dark steed mounting a fair and supple maiden in the deep woods,

00:39:12where no one can see her ravaged or hear her screams.

00:39:17Such a way with words.

00:39:20Ah, who's there?

00:39:22Time's up, Crowley.

00:39:23How the hell did two Allied do-rights breach my security?

00:39:27It wasn't difficult, Crowley.

00:39:29In fact, I did it all by myself.

00:39:31Y'all the higher bet of help, Melonhead.

00:39:34Kiss my ass, Neanderthal.

00:39:35No need for that.

00:39:37You're on your way to the Allied headquarters, where,

00:39:39if you know what's good for you, you'll do exactly as you're told.

00:39:43Your ass belongs to us now, Crowley.

00:39:45Well, threaten me with a good time, stud.

00:39:51Sounds like they just realized that leader's gone, VH.

00:39:55They'll be on our tail soon.

00:39:57Let them come.

00:39:58We'll be back behind Meteor Cover in seconds.

00:40:00I'm going to tell Princess the good news.

00:40:09Good news, Princess.

00:40:10We got them.

00:40:11Crowley's in our cargo hold.

00:40:13The Illuminati Snake is headless.

00:40:15Oh, that's great news, VH.

00:40:17A celebration's in order, but...

00:40:19The job's not done yet.

00:40:21First, get back here safe and sound.

00:40:24On my way, sweetheart.

00:40:25I can't remember the last time you called me that.

00:40:27Well, get used to it.

00:40:29Going on another solo mission makes me remember how special you are, Collie.

00:40:33Really?

00:40:34Really.

00:40:34And you work it till I ache when you're on top.

00:40:37I know.

00:40:38Still humble as ever, I see.

00:40:40Tell me about it.

00:40:42And here it is.

00:40:44Illuminati Headquarters.

00:40:47Like a flying hornet's nest.

00:40:49Some bad and evil people in there.

00:40:52Real horrible lowlives.

00:40:54This is my chance to show the universe that even after a thousand plus years, Trumpmania is still alive and

00:41:03kicking.

00:41:03Get ready to bite it, you scum.

00:41:06Here I come.

00:41:09Suck on that, you corrupt creeps.

00:41:14Uh-oh.

00:41:15Uh-oh.

00:41:21Cheers, Queenie.

00:41:22You know I could use an ally if you could spare one.

00:41:25You need only ask, Trump.

00:41:27Stay strong.

00:41:28My Atlantean forces are on the way.

00:41:36Well, my job's done here.

00:41:38It's break time.

00:41:40Allied HQ has the best galley in outer space.

00:41:43Their fridge is always stocked.

00:41:46Mmm.

00:41:47I smell roast beef, potato salad, lasagna.

00:41:51I can't wait to sink my teeth in.

00:41:54Welcome to Allied headquarters, Crowley.

00:41:57I trust the handcuffs weren't too tight.

00:41:59Maybe I enjoy myself when they're tight, cunt.

00:42:03Watch your mouth, you little shit, or I'll fill it with my fist.

00:42:06Ooh, teasing fun again.

00:42:09Bring it on, stud.

00:42:11I'll cut to the chase, Alistair.

00:42:13The injection Dr. Jekyll administered when you arrived should be taking effect any minute.

00:42:18Your job is simple.

00:42:22Renounce the Illuminati and all its nefarious goals,

00:42:25and order your army to stand down immediately.

00:42:31Sounds like you need me to play along, harlot.

00:42:34Why should I help you?

00:42:35Because you have no choice.

00:42:38The serum coursing through your veins is an experimental mood drug

00:42:42designed to make you wholly amenable to suggestion,

00:42:45no matter how out of character for your natural inclinations.

00:42:50Boil it down, bitch!

00:42:52One more insult and I'll hand you your teeth, you little-

00:42:54Do as I say quickly, because you'll do as I say regardless.

00:42:58Then we can rush you back to Jekyll's lab,

00:43:01and he'll inject you with a serum antidote.

00:43:04Antidote?

00:43:05Why would I need an antidote?

00:43:08The drug is highly experimental.

00:43:11So experimental, in fact, that we don't know its short-term effects on the system.

00:43:16A large dose will make you say whatever an engineer wants you to say verbatim.

00:43:22But, as it cycles through your body, it may result in sudden death.

00:43:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You think I fear death, or?

00:43:33I am death!

00:43:35Unite me with my master, Lucifer, and I'll return thrice as powerful!

00:43:42Well, this could go better.

00:43:44Oh, Princess Carly, Trump is right outside Illuminati headquarters,

00:43:48about to fulfill the prophecy, but he's under heavy fire and needs assistance.

00:43:53Ha! Did you shitheads really think it would be so easy?

00:43:58It was easy enough to nab, you fuckface.

00:44:01Send the coordinates and I'll deploy our fighter fleet at once, Veruna.

00:44:04We're on our way.

00:44:06Open wide, cocksuckers!

00:44:10Hello, Mr. Trump.

00:44:12I'm Princess Carly Divine, leader of the Intergalactic Allied Forces.

00:44:17Well, hello there, young lady.

00:44:19I'm calling to tell you my fighters are on their way.

00:44:22You have our full support.

00:44:25Tremendous.

00:44:27Say, you look like you have a pageant body under that suit.

00:44:31How about lunch when this is all over?

00:44:34I'm joining the fight, Carly.

00:44:36The Atlantean army is behind me and we're willing to fight to the death.

00:44:40We'll make sure you don't have to.

00:44:42Thank you, Veruna.

00:44:53Attention, Illuminati army.

00:44:56This is Princess Carly of the Allied Forces.

00:44:59You're surrounded.

00:45:01Your command has surrendered.

00:45:03You've nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

00:45:07Give up peacefully and be spared.

00:45:10Or choose to fight and be blasted straight to hell.

00:45:16Is that supposed to be a deterrent?

00:45:20Slattern?

00:45:21Hell is home to the Illuminati.

00:45:24We bask in its fiery glow, warm our toes in its red-hot imbers.

00:45:29I'll leave the deterring to you, Carly.

00:45:32It's time for you to address your army.

00:45:35You know the talking points.

00:45:37Huh.

00:45:38I seem to have forgotten.

00:45:40Seems your mad doctor isn't all he's cracked up to be.

00:45:44I think I'll take a nap.

00:45:46Let's just beat it out of him.

00:45:48Forget it, VH.

00:45:50We gave him a chance.

00:45:51Let the drug stop his heart.

00:45:55Meet me in the command center.

00:45:57It's time to finish this.

00:45:58I love a good climax.

00:46:00I know.

00:46:01I'll make sure you have another one when this is all over.

00:46:05Oh, you little slut!

00:46:08You're my kind of woman.

00:46:11Reverse third.

00:46:12Fuck off, sleaze.

00:46:13Dirty talk will get you everywhere, stud.

00:46:18But best attend to the task at hand.

00:46:22Mark now the words of the beast.

00:46:25My minions will not go.

00:46:29Quietly.

00:46:31Quietly.

00:46:35Damn it.

00:46:36That was a direct hit.

00:46:38We can't absorb too many of those.

00:46:43Look.

00:46:44The Atlanteans are here.

00:46:45Just in time.

00:46:48We've got to keep the bastards off Trump's back

00:46:50so he can get to hell and realize the prophecy.

00:46:53Got it.

00:46:54How does one go to hell anyway?

00:46:56The gateway is on our old home planet, Earth.

00:46:59Of course it is.

00:47:01Listen, Trump.

00:47:02The gateway to hell is on Earth.

00:47:10How apropos.

00:47:17Listen, my name is a spotty track record there, guys.

00:47:21It's mired in lawsuits, bad deals, false accusations, smear tactics, and threats of all kinds.

00:47:31Well, from one clone to another, life is what we do today.

00:47:35He's right, Trump.

00:47:36And the Earth is a shell of its former self.

00:47:39Nothing but a wasteland of crumbling, smoldering artifacts.

00:47:43With the exception of Dubai.

00:47:45Dubai?

00:47:46Why was Dubai spared?

00:47:48It's the entrance to hell.

00:47:50Oh.

00:47:51That explains a lot.

00:47:56Hmm.

00:47:58It looks so tranquil from up here.

00:48:00You'd never guess it was a wasteland portal to the underworld.

00:48:04Something about this view seems unsettlingly familiar.

00:48:07Like I've done this before.

00:48:10Starting in 1949,

00:48:12top secret international labs transported human beings out of space and back.

00:48:16Far more than was reported.

00:48:18Far more than anyone ever knew.

00:48:21Whether for purposes suspected or unknown,

00:48:25doesn't matter.

00:48:27By the time the USSR launched Yuri Gagarin into orbit in 1961,

00:48:32dozens of human guinea pigs had already been sent up.

00:48:36Some never returned.

00:48:38Some did.

00:48:39And wished they hadn't.

00:48:42Trace DNA from these experiments still exist in many people.

00:48:47Silent biological time bombs passed down through generations.

00:48:51But even more,

00:48:53for those of us conceived in a petri dish.

00:48:56I've always wondered if Major Tom was a result of this stuff.

00:49:01If they sent him up and just forgot about him or

00:49:04pulled the plug on his program when the planet went to shit.

00:49:09He had a thousand years to think about it.

00:49:11He could have mentioned it at any time he wanted to.

00:49:15I should have asked.

00:49:17It's probably too late now.

00:49:22What a strange, strange trip this life is.

00:49:31Oh, shit.

00:49:37Flight Commander Magnus was hit, Kali.

00:49:40He's...

00:49:40He's gone.

00:49:42Ugh, god damn them!

00:49:44These bastards will pay!

00:49:46All Allied fighters listening to the sound of my voice,

00:49:49unload on the Illuminati mothership!

00:49:52Spare nothing!

00:49:53Fire everything we've got!

00:49:56Woof!

00:49:57Sounds like my kind of party!

00:49:59I'm jumping in the pool, VH.

00:50:01How about some cover fire till I get clear?

00:50:04You got it, Foot!

00:50:08The stealth fighter launch pad is cleared for takeoff.

00:50:13Exiting headquarters in 3...

00:50:162...

00:50:171...

00:50:23There she is, sweet Mother Earth, in all her decay.

00:50:28Ain't we a pair, girl?

00:50:30I don't know who got the raw ordeal, you or me.

00:50:34I can't help but question the logic of me running around with his head on my shoulders.

00:50:39I'm not exactly incognito.

00:50:42Maybe a disguise would be best.

00:50:45But where would I find one?

00:50:47I'm gonna have to be stealthy, cunning, ruthless.

00:50:53A downed ship from the Great War.

00:50:56Countless lives lost.

00:50:58Dreams shattered.

00:51:00Hopes destroyed.

00:51:01This planet never recovered, never bounced back.

00:51:06As promised by its hollow leaders, my namesake included.

00:51:12Another one, its crew of piss and vinegar warriors, snuffed out before their prime.

00:51:19Nothing but names, etched on a concrete wall now.

00:51:22That wall long crumbled.

00:51:25Somewhere in the rubble of Earth's ruin.

00:51:29I wonder if the original Donald Trump had any concept of the life that hung in the balance

00:51:34of his social media storm.

00:51:37Or if he ever even gave a fuck.

00:51:41Hmm.

00:51:42New York City.

00:51:44I'm not that guy.

00:51:46That wasn't my world, but...

00:51:48I still feel a tingle when I see it.

00:51:52Smells like victory.

00:51:59This place has haunted my dreams ever since I had consciousness.

00:52:04I guess when it comes to gene splicing,

00:52:07the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

00:52:10Or does it?

00:52:12Hey, you just get in?

00:52:15Huh?

00:52:16Oh yeah, I just got in.

00:52:18You?

00:52:19Me?

00:52:20Nah, I've had this job 35 years.

00:52:24Can you believe that?

00:52:25This very same job.

00:52:28That's crazy!

00:52:29Heh heh.

00:52:30You ain't seen crazy, buddy.

00:52:32The crazies come out at night,

00:52:34and they're off the chain.

00:52:36Complete control of the underground.

00:52:40You don't want to be hanging around when they hit the scene, that's for sure.

00:52:44They'll kill you and strip you in 10 seconds flat.

00:52:48I'll keep that in mind.

00:52:49In the meantime, maybe you can help me.

00:52:51Sure.

00:52:52Help you with what?

00:52:54You know anything about the Illuminati?

00:52:57The Illuminati?

00:52:59Nobody crosses the Illuminati.

00:53:01You cross them once, and then you're dead.

00:53:05As per instructions, Master, I have logged all cloned human DNA used in the last thousand

00:53:14years, and initiated copies of copies to splice the soul out of all remaining living beings.

00:53:23Excellent, 9759035.

00:53:27For once, the human spirit, human will, and human morality are extinguished.

00:53:35The Age of Lucifer can truly begin, signaling a post-mortal, godless universe of hedonism and

00:53:42debauchery previously unseen in recorded living history.

00:53:46I am honored to be of service, Master.

00:53:51Hail Satan.

00:54:14We can't possibly sustain any more structural damage.

00:54:17It's time to deploy the kamikaze war machine.

00:54:21Unleash the Hammer of God!

00:54:23Are you certain, Princess?

00:54:24The Hammer of God either annihilates or is extinguished.

00:54:28There is no in between.

00:54:29Bort is correct, Princess.

00:54:31The Hammer of God is the endgame.

00:54:34Oh, the Hammer of God!

00:54:37What titillating weapons you allies possess!

00:54:41Sounds like a penetrating pile-driver of pulsating fashion!

00:54:47May I volunteer?

00:54:49Fuck off, Crowley!

00:54:50I'm trying to!

00:54:52I love nothing more than destruction, debasement, and violation of any kind.

00:54:58Even if it's to my own detriment.

00:55:02I won't say it twice, Bortz.

00:55:04Release the Hammer of God!

00:55:06As you wish, Princess.

00:55:07May God help us all.

00:55:14Comrades, the hour of our greatest victory draws near.

00:55:18The heads of our cowardly enemies lie squarely beneath our sharpened guillotine.

00:55:23We, the soldiers of the Illuminati, are the harbingers of the dawn of the age of Lucifer.

00:55:29In our hands, gasp the constricted throats of what remains of that miserable race, known as humanity.

00:55:36If we as the last pathetic mortal draws their final vested breath, we alone will occupy the eternal throne of

00:55:45kings and queens.

00:55:47Seeing Armandong, with the mighty angel Satan, our tyranny will be complete.

00:55:52And every Illuminati warrior will reunite in the promised land of hell, where we will burn brightly as immortals for

00:56:01all time.

00:56:37We'll be right back to you.

00:56:56You again?

00:56:58Again? Have we met?

00:57:00Of course. You were the fastest arrival I've ever had, and the only person I was glad to see go.

00:57:08I always thought this was a one-way ticket kind of deal. Where did I go?

00:57:13Obviously not far enough. What do you want, you arrogant prick?

00:57:18You're one to talk? Lucifer, I presume?

00:57:21That's Emperor Lucifer to you, DJ.

00:57:25Call me Trump. And listen, I know I'm dashing and all, but I'm not who you think I am.

00:57:33I know exactly who you are, and what you are. Unless you believe you're free from consequence as a clone,

00:57:41let me assure you, DJ, you're wrong.

00:57:44I said, call me Trump. And what happened to you, stub a toe?

00:57:50Ha! Very funny, smartass. If you must know, I lost my legs centuries ago in the battle with those pesky,

00:58:00pushy Kennedy boys.

00:58:01The Kennedy's? They're still raising hell? Impressive.

00:58:06Says you. I won in the end, just like I always do. Now their souls are mine forever.

00:58:14Sneaky.

00:58:15Thought you liked that.

00:58:17I'm not sure likes the right word, but that's beside the point. I'm here to get down to brass tacks.

00:58:24This whole Illuminati deal of yours, devil, is over.

00:58:28Oh, really? How do you figure that, clone?

00:58:33I hold the privacy chip, and I'm cashing in.

00:58:55Target battle.

00:59:05The Illuminati mothership's main generator bank is in our crosshairs, Kali. A direct hit'll stamp these fuckers out. Once and

00:59:11for all.

00:59:12Bort! Heru! Fire! Now!

00:59:14Yes, princess.

00:59:35Somebody's getting lucky tonight.

00:59:37We did it. The Illuminati is no more. Congratulations, allies.

00:59:42Enjoy it while you can, fragile ones. Evil never dies. This war will be over when Lucifer says it's over.

00:59:53He shouts. He commands. And even in times of distress, he still murmurs. Waiting always to rise. Rise! Rise!

01:00:10Well, keep that in mind. While you rot in the prison cell and fling your own shit, Crowley.

01:00:15Hmm. Don't mind if I do.

01:00:22What's the matter? Bad news from above? Get used to it, hot fry. I'd pack my bags if I were

01:00:30you. Maybe try someplace cool. A change of pace would be good.

01:00:35You think your side has won beyond? You've done nothing but dig a deeper pit for yourselves. The Illuminati will

01:00:44have its revenge.

01:00:46Uh-huh. If I had a one for every time someone shook their fist and cursed my name, I'd rebuild

01:00:52Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino.

01:00:54Oh, you'll need far more than fortunes to stop what's coming, DJ. You'll need all the help you can get.

01:01:03Oh, demons of the sixth dimension, hear my voice. Oh, wraiths of the sixth dimension, heed my words. Oh, infernal

01:01:15ones of the sixth dimension, traverse time and space and bring sweet death to those who oppose us.

01:01:22These are yours. These are yours. I command.

01:01:29The downside up has come to pass. The younger Lucifer summons us. Mara, Locus, 0066. Charge our course to the

01:01:44Milky Way galaxy and prepare for bloody war.

01:01:51I, the Exterminator, bow before you, Lucifer, and extol you with the warm blood of your adversaries on my titanium

01:02:04teeth.

01:02:28It is I, the man-made monster, who hears the tidings and answers the call.

01:02:34Nothing of me doth fade, but doth suffer a sea change into something rich and strange.

01:02:44Lancelux.

01:03:00It's cute then, the man.

01:03:00It's white in mayo has been well saidュ.

01:03:13The disaster may be a sheerardi-MC, but a big force at the Morgenstern.

01:03:22I'll bask in the glow of the full moon and gargle the blood of my victims in his name.

01:03:36O father in hell, your orders are executed by my hand.

01:03:45The mortal realm shall be reaped till none still stand.

01:04:02I can't believe it's all over.

01:04:04We finally did it.

01:04:06The Illuminatis are destroyed and the universe is at peace for the first time since Earth became uninhabitable.

01:04:14There were times I doubted this day would come.

01:04:18More times than I care to admit.

01:04:21I wish I could say there was a definitive path forward.

01:04:25A plan for the future.

01:04:26Any kind of future.

01:04:29But what does this mean for our human race?

01:04:32Where do we go from here?

01:04:36There still isn't a planet that can sustain us.

01:04:39We're still lost in space.

01:04:42Biding time and burning fuel.

01:04:45Until there's no more fuel to burn.

01:04:49Fiddling while Rome burns.

01:04:51What you doing over there princess?

01:04:53VH.

01:04:54I...

01:04:55I thought you were asleep.

01:04:56No.

01:04:57Just resting up for round two.

01:04:59Everything okay?

01:05:00Yeah.

01:05:01Yeah.

01:05:02I was just thinking is all.

01:05:04Thinking, huh?

01:05:05Why don't you come back to bed?

01:05:07Take your mind off of it.

01:05:08Take your mind off of it.

01:05:11So, that's how it's gonna be, huh?

01:05:14You open the ante and calling in the troops?

01:05:17Taking a knee-jerk reaction to defeat?

01:05:20Doubling down on mayhem and bloodshed and senseless loss of life?

01:05:24Naturally.

01:05:25I'm the all-seeing, all-knowing fallen angel, Lucifer.

01:05:30What did you expect?

01:05:32I don't know.

01:05:34A little wisdom after all this, maybe.

01:05:36Wisdom?

01:05:37You want wisdom?

01:05:39I'll give you wisdom.

01:05:41I'm down here.

01:05:43They're up there.

01:05:45They'll never stop trying to destroy me.

01:05:47And I'll never stop trying to destroy them.

01:05:51The question now is...

01:05:53Which side are you on, T.J.?

01:05:58Call me Trump.

01:06:11To everyone, including all haters and losers.

01:06:16Happy New Year.

01:06:18Work hard.

01:06:19Be smart.

01:06:20And always remember...

01:06:22Winning takes care of everything.

01:06:34Where the hell is global warming when you need it?

01:06:45Oh, and then they want to reach me.

01:06:48That's me.

01:06:50The greatest president to ever live.

01:07:00Another big news story out there.

01:07:03It never ends.

01:07:08Another witcher.

01:07:10Another witcher.

01:07:12Another witcher.

01:07:14Another witcher.

01:07:17Another witcher.

01:07:23Another witcher.

01:07:24Another big news story out there.

01:07:26It never ends.

01:07:34Another witcher.

01:07:43The hell is global warming when you need it?

01:07:55To everyone, including all haters and losers.

01:08:00Happy New Year.

01:08:12Another big news story out there, it never ends.

01:08:21Another witch hunt, another witch hunt, another witch hunt.

01:08:36Another fake news story out there, it never ends.

01:08:58It never ends.

01:09:03It never ends.

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