00:05Shit! It's 8.45! Why didn't the alarm go off?
00:19Perfect. The crystal formation is stable. The semester's project is basically in the bag.
00:43Oh my god! I am so sorry! Are you okay? I'm Relix from the sports science department. I'll pay for
00:48any damages. Gotta go!
00:56You broke my experimental solution!
01:10And Relix touches the wall! A new record for university! What a race!
01:44Relix! Your bike crashed into my experiment. You owe me a month's worth of work.
01:49oh it's you hey i said i'm sorry and i said i'd pay pay do you have any idea what
01:56that solution
01:56was it was a light sensitive temperature dependent never mind you can't just pay for it it's
02:00irreplaceable in this context whoa slow down einstein it's just some blue water right
02:07looked pretty smelled like nothing i promise i'll buy you a new beaker or whatever
02:15a new beaker it was a specialized
02:21you know what forget it we'll settle this at the dean's office
02:29the door's stuck probably just the humidity let me try
02:36huh that's weird
02:45hey what are you what is wrong with you let go the lights can't see please just stay still
02:53you have claustrophobia the absence of light and the enclosed space trigger a severe acute stress
03:14response
03:15so
03:28so that blue stuff it's actually pretty cool like a magic potion it's not magic it's chemistry
03:36a luffiferin based atuic solution it's highly inefficient right highly inefficient but it's
03:43the only thing in here that works right now including the door your logic is subpar the
03:48door is a mechanical failure not an efficiency issue hey i still owe you a month's worth of work
03:57how about i cook you dinner as an apology cooking you i have serious doubts about your food safety
04:05protocols hey i'm an athlete i have a strict diet i can make a mean pasta it's got carbs you
04:12look
04:12like you need carbs i highly doubt there is any correlation between my appearance and carbohydrate
04:16intake but fine a mean pasta won't make up for a month of research though great it's a date
04:25it is not a date it is a restitutionary meal whatever you say professor
04:47right on time the scientist is precise come in thanks
04:56you're a musician used to be now i'm a chef well a pasta chef come on sit
05:10the pasta appears to be al dente a possible first impression just try it
05:20it's adequate the acidity of the tomatoes is well balanced adequate i saw that you liked it
05:30and you have tomato sauce on your lip that that was a gross violation of personal space
05:36and hygienic protocols sorry force of habit my teammates and i were always sharing food
05:41you just looked like you needed help i i don't need help
05:49especially not from the guy who ruined my experiment and is now attempting to bribe me with
05:55acceptable pasta thank you for the meal the chemical composition was surprisingly good you're welcome
06:13flip this is relax he's doing his sports science thesis on the effects of light exposure on
06:19lactate metabolism he needs to use your lab spectroachromometer
06:23professor my lab is for chemistry not for whatever this is and he is the one who destroyed my project
06:30i already apologized and i made him dinner and i promise i will be super careful i won't touch
06:35anything just the machine relix is doing important work flip and i believe in cross-disciplinary
06:42cooperation besides you need to learn to work with people who aren't in a lab coat
06:47it builds character it's settled
06:59see we're partners now isn't that great partners as if you are a lab safety hazard i've been forced
07:06to accommodate don't touch anything don't breathe too loudly don't break anything else
07:10flip flip you're doing that thing again what thing that thing where you're really mad but
07:18your ears go all pink it's pretty cute focus on your lactase relax
07:23building walls around my heart so nobody could see it all maybe i was never lost maybe i was waiting
07:34here
07:40you
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