00:00C'mon, shit, c'mon.
00:05Damn, this nigga must got the baby dick.
00:08Yeah, and all this shit paid for with bad credit.
00:15Come to daddy. Which one you want, nigga?
00:20You always was old choosy, motherfucker.
00:24Oh, you ballin' hard with the drop top, huh?
00:27I might just be.
00:28Whatever, nigga. It ain't gonna make you go no faster.
00:31Hit me on the speakerphone. I'm movin'.
00:33Oh, it's like that, nigga?
00:42Right up here, homie. I'm about to go nice and slow for your bitch ass.
00:47Yeah, cool, homie.
00:50Hey, remember, we gotta be careful with these rides, homie.
00:52The Simeon ain't about to dock my pay again.
00:54Homie, man, if you need some bread, I can hook you up with JB's tow truck.
00:57It ain't got glamour, but it's some money to be made.
01:00So him and Tonya can smoke crack in peace?
01:02Homie, I'm good.
01:04I'm schooling your ass, boy.
01:06If you wanna chunk them things.
01:08Ha-ha-ha, little go. Any ticket we get gonna go on that fool license.
01:12Well, in that case, we might as well enjoy ourself.
01:14And I like to make your ass on the air in these rides.
01:18They seen us right there.
01:19Concer in the trunk.
01:20What are we gonna do?
01:21Come on, in the seat.
01:22Concer in the trunk.
01:25Think they gonna get us.
01:26Hang on right there.
01:28Yeah, that's cool.
01:29Let's show these movie people how we roll.
01:33Remember, this is your Terrier's car.
01:34Please, homie.
01:37What the fuck?
01:38Oh, we filming shit here, huh?
01:41Down this dirty motherfucker.
01:43Yeah, whatever you say.
01:55Keep up, homie.
01:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:12You ain't even testing me.
02:14Whatever you say.
02:20Hey, open up, homie. Give me some room.
02:22You want room? Go lose some weight with your fat ass.
02:27You want room? Go lose some weight with your fat ass.
02:31Man, shit.
02:39Right, right, right.
02:41Word, I hear you.
02:43Left here, we going through the parking lot.
02:45Uh-huh.
02:47Keep bussin', low.
02:48If you want to chunk them things.
02:53Me, I don't want it, you know.
03:00I'ma make a withdrawal, homie.
03:02You dumb motherfucker.
03:03That's the Union Depository.
03:12What you going to smoke the road for, dog?
03:15Move over so the traffic can flow through.
03:17Whatever, nigga. I'll let something flow through your ass.
03:19Dog, I ain't sure that joke works, dog.
03:22Shit.
03:23Oh shit, the one time.
03:25Be cool, fool. We got the paperwork.
03:27Whatever, you explain that shit.
03:28I'll see you at the dealership.
03:30Explain that shit, my ass.
03:32I'll see you at the dealership.
03:34We have five minutes.
03:35Okay, then.
03:36That's a great deal.
03:37The equipment part for a car yeah.
03:39Get your name away, she got it!
03:41Don't push me around.
03:46I'm gonna need a nice little spark to you.
03:49Nice try!
03:50Move forward.
03:52You got it.
03:52You make me so bad.
03:57Don't push me around.
03:59What's the game?
04:00Don't push me around!
04:02Don't push me around!
04:04What's the game?
04:05Don't push me around!
04:07What's the game?
04:08Don't push me around!
04:10What's the game?
04:11Don't push me around!
04:12What's the game?
04:12Uh, this is Jim Lexington.
04:14Weasel, weasel, weasel, weasel.
04:14I'm not only here on one of the other radio stations.
04:18Okay, so go follow us.
04:21Weasel, weasel.
04:22Weasel, weasel.
04:23We are unwesting partners from Congress' decision to allow very little security to
04:27to expand domestic operations.
04:29Gang crime is optimized.
04:31Experts blame lack of movies.
04:33The funding war between security agencies, rages, and the cafe.
04:36It's official.
04:37My court, you damn moron!
04:39...that's roaring on another historic wild movie studio.
04:42The boss act in wild swings again as stocks drop.
04:46In question, Los Santos' legendary billionaire investing guru was celebrating along with Don Percival.
04:51Senator Orr, a hot person in public security was disaster.
04:55Weston announced his firm to take an 11% stake in Maryland.
04:59Personally, Orr was happy after defeating him.
05:02The plan to allow the expansion of Maryland's domestic operations.
05:05Expect more privatized high-security firms to begin domestic operations as the war on terror continues.
05:12Hey, my car!
05:12The plan is on the rise, and politicians are blaming lack of media coverage and sensationalism.
05:18The recent fall in the popularity of gang movies focusing on both African American and Hispanic street gangs has led
05:25to a rise in gang violence, experts warned yesterday,
05:28as people no longer had movies to warn them of the danger of making cash.
05:33Oh, shit!
05:33We have a Salon Richards and a historian of Richards Majestic Studios.
05:37We've been moved to.
05:38From the news that another historian has to be on the lowest team victories has closed,
05:42and will return to luxury condos.
05:45There will soon be nothing left in America for reality TV and property that nobody can afford.
05:49The funding war between IAA and MI was identified after Congress paused to slash spending,
05:56and both agencies recommended the other one.
05:58Good news!
05:59Ms. Formage and his fellow Epsilonists were celebrating yesterday,
06:03after the Supreme Court of the State of San Andreas overturned the revenue services.
06:07The Epsilon program was a cult and a pyramid scheme, and not a real religion,
06:12and their fortune had its charitable status repealed.
06:15Mr. Formage, who is believed to have amassed a fortune of several billion dollars,
06:19wept on the steps of the courthouse.
06:21I'm Carl Kelly.
06:22Markets were volatile...
06:24Oh!
06:24...index went into freefall, and then got hit hard before a late rally...
06:29I don't get you, brother.
06:30You are a racist, and I don't like you.
06:32And I will not sell you this card.
06:34I will not.
06:35You make my skin crawl, you neo-Nazi.
06:37Hey, you are all the same.
06:38You're disgusting.
06:39This racist insulted me.
06:41Hey, what's up, who?
06:42Who you calling a nigger?
06:43No, no, I'm not calling nobody a nigger.
06:45Wait, what the fuck?
06:46I mean...
06:47N-word.
06:48That's not cool, man.
06:49I don't see that.
06:50You're fucking right, and you better keep it right,
06:52because this man right here, he's an international businessman, a multiculturalist.
06:56That I could not have said better myself.
06:59But seriously, maybe he's not a racist.
07:02But I don't think that he is man enough for a car like this.
07:06Wait a second.
07:07This guy right here?
07:08Him?
07:09Get him a hybrid.
07:10That's a real man's car.
07:12I think you are right, Lamar.
07:14You get a tax rebate.
07:16I understand.
07:17Money is an issue, eh?
07:18Money isn't an issue.
07:19This is the best part.
07:20Watch this when he real to me and he gonna get all this fool of money.
07:23Watch this.
07:23Look, man.
07:24I gotta go.
07:25Hey, Simeon.
07:26I'm out.
07:28I'll holla at you, homie.
07:29That's the best part, man.
07:31So, Jimmy.
07:32Are you sure you are man enough?
07:34Take the wheel.
07:35Show me.
07:36Uh, sure.
07:37Okay.
07:38How about we fall through, homie?
07:50This chump change.
07:51I'm gonna knock a bad grown and sexy bitch.
07:54I ain't got a fat piece out of it.
07:55Who you trying to impress?
07:56Your auntie, Denise.
07:58With all that ass nigga, she got ass.
08:01She grown, yeah.
08:02She grown into a fucking idiot.
08:03Aw, she sexy.
08:06Sexy?
08:06She more like obsessed with sex, nigga.
08:09Aw, mad for the penis.
08:10That's exactly how I like my women.
08:12Yeah!
08:18Man, shit, it's good to be home.
08:30What's up?
08:31Can a low come up in your crib?
08:32Man, fuck you.
08:33I'll see you at work.
08:34Aw, nigga don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga.
08:36Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your
08:39dick.
08:40Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer
08:45she fucking with.
08:46Nigga.
08:49What?
08:52Oh, this motherfucker.
08:54Ooh, honey.
08:56Y'all telling me?
08:57Oh, he here.
08:58We living on top of each other and it ain't right.
09:01Shoo!
09:02Shoo!
09:03Get on out of here!
09:04Exactly, toots.
09:04Okay, baby.
09:05I see you at the thang.
09:06You hear?
09:08I was on the phone, boy!
09:09Don't be listening!
09:11Goddamn freeloader.
09:13Oh, boy.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Oh, boy.
09:18We're gonna have to get him.
09:24Oh, boy.
09:25Oh, boy.
09:26Get me a horse, though.
09:28Ah, those were the days.
09:30Get that, will you?
09:31Of course, Gordon.
09:33Oh, Gordon, I'm so happy we moved from the swamps of Vice Beach to the desert paradise of the...
09:38BANG!
09:40This is water!
09:41Until the host...
09:42...thecelular...
09:43...very natural...
09:44...paralize...
09:45...and watch blogs...
09:46...прictures...
09:47...and analogs for its hands.
09:50...now!
09:51...
09:52...
09:53...
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