00:00Hello.
00:00Hey, I was looking for Karen.
00:02This is Karen. Hi, how are you?
00:04Hey there, Crazy K.
00:07What's going on with you?
00:08It's Karen. Can I ask who this is?
00:11Yeah, my name is DJ Bark of the Dark,
00:13and I'm going to be DJing your daughter's wedding.
00:15And she said that we should chat about the playlist a little bit.
00:18A little chiggity chat.
00:20Yes, we should definitely chat.
00:22I really want to... This is going to be a very classy wedding.
00:26That's right. She said you had some concerns.
00:30I do have some concerns.
00:31Okay, well then why don't you lay them on me a little bit.
00:34Okay, Mark, you need to stop talking over me
00:36because I'm actually trying to tell you what I need right now.
00:39Whoa, apologies. Sorry, I'm just trying to be polite.
00:42So just let me tell you what it is that I'm worried about here.
00:46Her cousin recently got married, and there were some really inappropriate...
00:50Oh, that's sweet. That is sweet.
00:52Okay, you're doing it again.
00:53I'm doing what? I'm sorry. I was just trying to...
00:55You're talking over me. I'm trying to tell you.
00:57I was just trying to be polite about the cousin getting married.
00:59That is awesome. I love to hear people in love.
01:01You get it? Love, love.
01:02It's a double shot of love coming your way.
01:06Okay, Mark, I've got a lot of concerns just based on this conversation right now,
01:10but what kind of music you might play?
01:11Do you have...
01:12Oh, I'll be playing some of the best stuff.
01:15You're talking the 80s, 90s, today, tomorrow, yesterday, Tuesday, next week even.
01:19I'm playing his from the future.
01:21No, I need to specifically know what it is you're going to play.
01:24Specifically, what are some of the songs that you have lined up for this?
01:27Because I don't want any disgusting rap music or things...
01:31Oh, hey now. Hey now.
01:33What?
01:34Hey now.
01:35There's some good rap songs out there.
01:37We don't have to put all those in the bag, do we?
01:39No, this is a day about romance and love and commitment and family,
01:43and we're going to have a lot of...
01:45Well, I got you. I got you. I got you right there.
01:47I see your rap music and saying it's not about romance at all,
01:49and I'll lay a little Nelly on you, hot in her.
01:52It's getting hot in here.
01:53Take off all your clothes.
01:55Yes.
01:56Okay, okay.
01:56Absolutely nothing about taking clothes off.
01:59Absolutely.
01:59Well, but it's a fun song.
02:01I think you're missing the fun.
02:02No, it is not fun.
02:03It is not fun.
02:05That is not fun for me.
02:06Do you understand me?
02:07Regardless of whether Susan hires you,
02:09I can fire you, Mark.
02:10Do you understand?
02:11Whoa, hey.
02:12Wouldn't be the first time I've been fired from a DJ gig.
02:14I used to have a morning show in Tampa.
02:17Oh, my God.
02:18Okay, that doesn't surprise me at all, all right?
02:20Back in the 80s, that was huge.
02:21You know, I'm thinking this is not going to work out, all right?
02:24I'm going to just have to tell Susan that.
02:25We did this funny thing.
02:26We did this funny thing.
02:26Let me tell you a little bit about it.
02:27I'd be like, good morning, and we would do fart noises on the 10s.
02:33Absolutely not.
02:34That's disgusting.
02:35I'm just telling you about my radio show I had back in the 80s.
02:37There will be no fart noises.
02:38I'm talking about my daughter's wedding.
02:40I don't want to hear about your gross radio show in the 80s.
02:43This is a wedding, a wedding about love and commitment and people committing their love
02:47to each other for the rest of their lives.
02:49This is not something to be made fun of.
02:50Bye, Humps.
02:51Bye, Humps.
02:52Bye, lovely lady, Humps.
02:54My bumps.
02:55My bumps.
02:56My lovely lady bumps.
02:57Check them out.
02:58I am appalled.
02:59This is appalling.
03:00I cannot believe that she would have been nominated for something like this.
03:04I got something to lay on you here.
03:06Did you say you're appalled?
03:06I'm a better business bureau.
03:08Hey, you're a Paul.
03:09I'm a Mark.
03:11DJ Mark of the Dark.
03:13Yeah.
03:13Do you think you're funny, a**hole?
03:15If you think I'm sexy and you want my body.
03:19You're a horrible DJ and you're not coming anywhere near my daughter's wedding.
03:23I'll have you know I've been called one of the best DJs in the country.
03:26Yeah, by who, yourself?
03:28It was a small Tampa newspaper back when I had a morning show in Tampa.
03:31Right.
03:32Did I tell you about my morning show in Tampa?
03:34This conversation is over.
03:35You are officially fired.
03:36I am making my decision right now.
03:38You will never hear from me or Susan again.
03:40Dude, I should probably tell you you got a phone prank to the face right now.
03:43I got a what to do?
03:44How?
03:45That's right.
03:46A double shot of phone prank coming at you.
03:48Is that another one of your stupid-ass songs?
03:50No, this is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.
03:55Jubal who?
03:56Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.
03:58It's a radio show and your daughter Susan said you...
04:01No, I don't want to hear about your stupid 1980s radio gig.
04:04No, I don't have a stupid 1980s radio gig.
04:07I have a stupid one right now, currently.
04:09What the hell are you talking about?
04:11Your daughter Susan told me that you were worried about the music at her reception, so
04:15I figured I would call you and be an obnoxious wedding DJ.
04:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:18So this whole thing is a prank?
04:20Yes, it's a joke.
04:21Well, it's not funny, all right?
04:23This whole thing.
04:24Absolutely not funny.
04:26Well, you should maybe talk to your daughter and you might think it's more funny when she
04:29breaks it down to you.
04:30Why don't you tell my daughter she can have fun paying for her own wedding, all right?
04:34Because this is the final to draw.
04:35She has put me through enough.
04:36This is bulls**t.
04:37It was just a joke to try to lighten the mood a little bit.
04:39Why is it not funny?
04:41Come on, Garrett.
04:42Come on.
04:43Funny.
