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00:11this gang is made up of a bunch of despicable human beings but we can't help but love them
00:16welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10
00:21it's always sunny in philadelphia moments unemployment runs out all right and once
00:26it does you guys are going to be back out on your asses once it runs out we're going to
00:29go on welfare
00:30dude for this list we're looking at those times from this sitcom that either had us laughing until
00:36our sides hurt shocked us that they'd go that far or a combination of the two you can't really
00:42distinguish between these two feelings when it comes to this show but honestly does it even matter
00:47you flushed your shoes down the toilet why would you do that it's an anxiety thing charlie number
00:5210 gail the snail the gang gives frank an intervention now starting to affect our
00:57lives and i think maybe we should have like an intervention or something for gail the snail
01:01played by comedian marilyn reiskup gail the snail is a prospective sex partner for frank as well as
01:07a past torture victim of dennison d who threw her into the dryer when they were kids yeah we'd throw
01:13her in the dryer we'd throw salt on her yeah we'd throw salt on her because she was the snail
01:16get it
01:17throw salt on a snail and it's supposed to shrivel up however gail is not the most attractive
01:23individual due to her skin problems and constant slurping noises oh she was doing that the whole
01:30time yeah she does that swallow it or spit it out no don't oh my god we can't help but
01:36laugh at her
01:36misfortune and her eating sounds though as well as her giving frank a candy under the table what is
01:42happening here i haven't any idea honestly i'm giving frank a handy under the table charlie throwing
01:48salt on her at the end of the episode is just icing on the cake number nine i browned out
02:01who got d
02:02pregnant right d somebody had sex with d and she got pregnant and well whatever okay in this episode
02:08the gang tries to figure out who got d pregnant what what the hell are you talking about i'm talking
02:13about the halloween party where one of you got me pregnant however as mac explains he doesn't
02:18remember much of the night before because he browned out i don't even remember that party i was wasted
02:23yeah me too i i browned out that evening what is browning out you may ask according to mac it's
02:29when
02:29you get very drunk but still remember pieces of the night oh it's when you drink so much that
02:34everything goes brown it's not as severe as a blackout because i remember bits and pieces i
02:39like to call it browning out it's a ridiculous concept but that's why it's so funny that's a
02:44great term browning out you like it i love it it's made even funnier when the gang tries incorporating it
02:50into their conversation knowing that the phrase will never catch on poor mac he tries okay but let's not
02:56overuse the brown thing right in the beginning you know yeah but here's the thing once you throw a term
02:59like that out and everybody likes it it's pretty much fair game it's public domain it becomes public
03:04now we're just trying to figure out who bang d that's the important thing let's not let's not
03:08focus too much on the brown thing even though it's a term that i'm going to use a lot and
03:11i'm probably
03:11going to use a lot right now so here's what i remember from my brown state number eight frank in
03:17the sofa a very sunny christmas oh i see where you go with this now sew me into the couch
03:24so you into the couch what do you say frank can be downright disgusting at times and this scene
03:29highlights that perfectly yeah that's what i do at home all the time hiding the couch it's a great
03:34hiding place while trying to eavesdrop on some workers down talking him frank hides in a nearby
03:40couch i catch charlie pounding off all the time pounding off where do you get these terms it's every
03:46bit as ridiculous as it sounds and the clear frank outline in the couch brings some good laughs this
03:52is ridiculous people are definitely starting to notice of course they're starting to notice there's a grown
03:55man crammed inside of a couch for christ's sakes they're gonna notice however it's the moment when
04:00the couch practically births frank that gets the heaviest laughs is there a man on that couch
04:06what are you saying a man on a couch hello while it's pretty repulsive seeing a nude frank emerge from
04:13the couch and crawl around like an infant it's also hilarious in an it's always sunny in philadelphia
04:19kind of way what is happening ah can't breathe too hot it's too hot on the couch okay but did
04:26you hear
04:26she called to an asshole she called to an asshole frank number seven kitten mittens patty's pub home of
04:36the original kitten mittens is your cat making too much noise all the time leave it to charlie to create
04:43a commercial in good faith but have it be completely horrible and inappropriate is your cat constantly
04:48stomping around driving you crazy as charlie tries with a hilariously high-pitched voice to sell his
04:59invention of mittens for cats we watch as he creates a typical low-budget ad but with some sunny twists
05:06these include calling the viewer stupid watching in glee as a cat stumbles off a table and staring
05:13seductively into the camera while saying meow it's hilariously bad and inappropriate but that's why
05:20we love it so come on down to patty's pub we're the home of the original kitten mittens me
05:28number six the implication the gang buys a boat they can't refuse because of the implication
05:37oh uh okay you had me going there for the first part the second half kind of threw me while
05:42charlie
05:43at least tries to be normal dennis is just a straight-up creep the whole purpose of buying
05:47the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take him
05:51to a nice
05:52comfortable place below deck and in this scene that creepiness is on full display as he explains to mac
05:58that women will have sex with him on the boat they've bought because of the fear that he will rape
06:03them if
06:04they decline well dude dude think about it she's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she
06:07barely knows you know she looks around her what does she see nothing but open ocean oh there's
06:12nowhere for me to run what am i gonna do say no while mac tries to explain how creepy this
06:17is
06:17it's also pretty funny watching dennis not realize just how dark he's being but the thing is she's not
06:22gonna say no she would never say no because of the implication the hilarity comes from both dennis's
06:28insistence that he's being totally reasonable and mac's clear feelings of discomfort i'm not
06:34gonna hurt those women why would i ever hurt these women i feel like you're not getting this at all
06:37i'm not getting it god damn well don't you look at me like that you certainly wouldn't be in any
06:43danger number five the long take charlie work all right i'm gonna show this guy to his table here we
06:49go hey right on top here's my guy while not as funny as other moments this moment is impressive
06:55on a purely technical level you know what don't even bother unloading because i'm gonna have my guys
06:59handle it okay you sure oh absolutely the keys are in the truck right yeah all right come on in
07:03let's go have a bite to eat okay i know you're hungry guy inspired by a long shot in hbo's
07:08true
07:08detective we follow charlie as he tries making the bar presentable for the health inspector welcome
07:14please make yourself comfortable yeah have a seat and uh enjoy the patio it's quite striking to see the
07:21coordination and planning behind the uninterrupted take and to watch charlie day stay in character for so
07:27long without breaking quite ambitious for a television comedy wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa
07:32who's this no no no ma'am ma'am i'm sorry you can't park here are you the owner uh
07:37yeah charlie kelly
07:38who's asking i'm uh sandy lawler i'm with the city board of health number four pepe sylvia sweet d
07:45has a heart attack well you drive a hard bargain the job is both of yours congratulations congratulations to
07:51you yeah bro in this episode charlie goes full-on crazy after getting a job in the mail room at
07:59an
07:59office in order to get health insurance yeah this is nothing to do with money this is sort of a
08:04health
08:04insurance situation for us so you know frankly you don't even really have to pay us at all no
08:08hopped up on caffeine and who knows what else charlie thinks he discovers a plot regarding people who
08:14don't actually work at the office take a look at this jesus christ that right there is the mail now
08:20let's talk about the mail can we talk about the mail please mac i'm dying to talk about the mail
08:24for you
08:24all day okay his manic energy and mile a minute speech is a blast to watch and actor charlie day
08:30knocks it out of the park with his performance but that's to be expected i gotta dig a little deeper
08:35there's no paper you gotta be kidding me i got boxes full of pepe all right so i start marching
08:40my way
08:40down to carol in hr and i knock on her door and i say carol carol number three wild card
08:47bitches the
08:48gang solves the gas crisis i came up with a plan it involves pulling up our bootstraps oiling up a
08:54couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own not gay sex okay because that's what it sounded
09:04like in this meta episode the gang buys gas and hopes to sell it in the future for a profit
09:09but more importantly they have to figure out who fits what tv stereotype i'm the brains you're the
09:16looks charlie's the wild card and frank is the muscle well what's d she's the useless chick
09:24as charlie is assigned the wild card he dresses as an oil tycoon speaks with a southern accent
09:30and cuts the brakes of the van yeah you best get to stepping because johnny laws are coming
09:35now you might want to start driving because she called the cops on us why is he talking like that
09:39what wild card over here decided to lose his mind i'll say i'll say that's just damn preposterous
09:44boy now you're just talking like foghorn leghorn guys i think it's time we cut our losses and go
09:48back to the original plan charlie's outfit is certainly funny but it's his giant yeehaw and subsequent
09:53jumping out of the van that make this scene so crazy
09:57no i'm saying no the brakes guys why aren't the brakes working because i cut the brakes wild card
10:03beaches what happens next ends the episode on a dark but hilarious note wild card indeed
10:18number two the dennis system ladies and gentlemen the dennis system is a comprehensive approach to
10:24seduction that i have perfected over the years if you didn't think dennis was a total sociopath
10:30already you will after seeing the dennis system in action the dennis system that my friends is the key
10:37to winning any girl's heart the system shows dennis at perhaps his cruelest including prank calling
10:46women and threatening their lives give her a call and say something along the lines of i'm watching
10:52you you bitch and slashing their tires in order to create what he calls dependence have her car towed
10:59or you can slash your tires either way make her depend on you for rides what it actually is is
11:05just
11:05pure sociopathic behavior but that's why dennis and this scene are so funny and cringeworthy to watch
11:15oh for christ's sake you're a complete sociopath it's made even funnier when d calls him out on it
11:20because if d says you're acting harshly you must be really messed up hello welcome down
11:33before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions
11:37no freck stay in the boat freck stay in the boat
11:40i'm rum ham i'm sorry rum ham i'm sorry you are the green man green man is saving your life
11:51right now
11:51bro just go with the flow charlie we've been looking all over for you dude green man i knew you
11:57couldn't resist all right all right charlie that's it you call this game this game is over
12:02you got a problem tough guy don't tell me to butt my lip charlie don't you ever tell me is
12:06that a threat
12:06yeah that's a threat
12:12you're out of here hey best part dennis wasn't even in on any of that
12:18i wasn't i wasn't that wasn't i wasn't he wasn't he wasn't no no no we knew he had to
12:23drag him through the mud
12:24make it seem legit it was great the joke's on him too
12:35wake up my brown friend it's time to change your life that's when d came in oh hey d
12:44i do not give a about your problems d okay i'm still pumped up from that
12:47ass look what i just handed out you see that i don't give a shit d number one dennis and
12:54charlie
12:54write day man sweet d's dating a retarded person whatever you think i wouldn't know if the guy i'm
12:59dating is retarded this scene shows dennis and charlie at their friendliest combining their creativity
13:07to create the famous day man song it's with the uh curtains i'm living in a world of darkness right
13:14while seeing charlie high on spray paint and hiding away in his darkened apartment like a hermit is
13:20funny what's with the spray paint man uh what's with your outfit man the song itself makes the scene
13:27that much funnier day man that's it man oh fighter of the night man oh champion of the sun
13:40day man oh
13:41dennis is gleefully happy about the song's creation and their little dance at the end caps the moment
13:46off on a perfectly hilarious note day man oh
13:51why is he love the night man oh champion of the sun yay
13:59while it seemed like a one-off creation the song would return in the form of the infamous the night
14:05man cometh rock opera in the show's next season
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