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The Lucas Bros. stop by to promote their new standup special on Netflix special "On Drugs" and play some games with host Shira Lazar!

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00:00 Hey, it's Shira with the Lucas Brothers, and in honor of their Netflix special "On Drugs, Out Now,"
00:04 we are playing a little game.
00:05 Stoner or Celeb?
00:07 Here it is. I'm gonna read some tweets, and you have to guess if it was written by a celebrity or a stoner.
00:15 "In high school, I had so many people ask me where I got my weed.
00:18 My eyes were always red. Jokes on them. I was just crying."
00:21 [laughs]
00:23 Hmm...
00:24 That is...
00:26 -a celebrity. -I'm gonna go with stoner.
00:27 Celebrity.
00:28 -Should we write it down? -Oh, if you say it. Celebrity.
00:30 -Stoner. -Alright. It was a stoner.
00:32 -Ah. -One point for you.
00:35 "A true friend walks in when everybody else walks out.
00:38 A true friend doesn't rub it in when you make a mistake. They rub it out."
00:42 -Celebrity. -That's definitely a celebrity.
00:44 It was a celebrity.
00:46 "Joel Osteen, Christian broadcaster and author."
00:49 -Ooh. -Of course.
00:51 -That was deep. -And whenever it's too deep, it's probably a celebrity.
00:53 "If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?"
00:59 Stoner. Stoner.
01:01 Yes, you're right. It was stoner.
01:04 "Titanic, 100 years. Wow. Global warming could have saved Titanic. Sad to say."
01:10 -Gotta go with celebrity. -Celebrity. Yeah.
01:12 It was Jose Canseco, retired baseball player.
01:15 -Jesus, that's the dumbest name ever. -You're right.
01:18 "I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
01:20 I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
01:23 -Wow. That's a stoner. -Fuck this.
01:25 -Sounds good. -That's alright.
01:27 I'm gonna go with celebrity.
01:30 -You are right. So now we have a tiebreaker. -Yes!
01:32 We're in tie mode.
01:34 "Not smiling makes me smile."
01:36 Celebrity. Celebrity.
01:38 You're right. It was Kanye West.
01:41 -Sounds like some stupid USA. -That's so stupid.
01:44 "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?"
01:47 Celebrity. I feel like a celebrity.
01:48 -Are you looking at my notes? -No.
01:50 -I feel like it's a celebrity. -No, that's a stoner.
01:52 [laughter]
01:54 It was celebrity Jaden Smith.
01:57 -Oh, I knew he said that, too. -Said that nugget.
01:59 "If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?"
02:04 -Stoner. -Stoner.
02:05 -You're right. It's a stoner. -Are we tied?
02:08 -What's a stoner? -Yeah, I think we...
02:09 -Well, you then changed last minute. -Oh, yeah.
02:11 -So I'm losing my way. -He is one, one up.
02:13 "Thanks, guys. I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber.
02:15 You guys totally confirmed it."
02:17 -Celebrity. -Stoner.
02:19 -Kim Kardashian West. -Yes!
02:20 -Celebrity. -Yes.
02:22 -You guys are tied. -Yes.
02:23 "This one could be what makes or breaks it all."
02:27 Marbles or whatever.
02:29 "I love arm."
02:32 "I love arm" was this said by a celebrity or a stoner?
02:35 -I love arm. -I love arm.
02:38 -Stoner. -Stoner.
02:40 -Stoner. -Definitely.
02:43 I love arm.
02:45 Stoner.
02:47 -You guys are both wrong. -Yes.
02:49 -Wrong. -Wrong?
02:50 -It's a celebrity. Justin Bieber. -No.
02:53 -He's a stoner, though. -He's a stoner.
02:55 Well, then maybe...
02:57 -He's a stoner celeb. -He's a stoner celeb.
02:58 There you go. Okay, you made it work.
03:00 You made it... So who won?
03:02 -You won. -We tied.
03:03 -All right. Do you usually win everything? -No, we're tied.
03:06 -Mm-mm. -No, we go about even.
03:08 The special's up today.
03:09 Netflix on drugs. Go check it out.
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