00:00 Oh man, my scalp really hurts.
00:02 I've been picking out pieces of broken glass ceiling all day.
00:06 Just like Willy Wonka and the Chalk Effect,
00:07 it was shattered that (beep)
00:09 (explosion)
00:11 Following the conclusion
00:12 of the California Democratic primary,
00:14 Hillary Clinton is the presumed nominee.
00:17 She announced her nomination that she's blah, blah, blah.
00:21 Bernie Sanders ain't giving up that fight though.
00:23 He's like, "There's one more primary.
00:25 I want all my followers to be able to vote for me
00:27 if they want to vote for me.
00:28 I'm not quitting."
00:29 I hope it gets crazier.
00:31 And then civil war again, but in three directions.
00:34 Like Lincoln, reunite the country, baby.
00:37 (smack)
00:38 (baby crying)
00:39 Hillary tweeted last night,
00:40 "For the first time in our history,
00:41 a woman will be a major party's nominee
00:43 for president of the United States."
00:45 Which is pretty (beep) great, actually.
00:48 When you put the politics aside,
00:49 and the war crimes, and the whatnot,
00:52 and the dynasties that exist in this country
00:55 were only ruled by a few families,
00:58 that's a really nice thing to think about.
00:59 She addressed her supporters in Brooklyn after the win.
01:01 People are sharing the (beep) out of this quote.
01:04 - We are all standing under a glass ceiling right now.
01:08 (audience laughing)
01:11 But don't worry, we're not smashing this one.
01:19 - Not a comedian, not a comedian.
01:21 Sanders hopes to get enough votes
01:22 in the D.C., Philadelphia, blah, blah, blah.
01:24 He's not gonna, whatever.
01:25 - Next Tuesday, we continue the fight
01:29 in the last primary in Washington, D.C.
01:32 - I like Bernie, too.
01:34 I think this whole race got really (beep) up.
01:36 Along with #ImWithHer, we saw both #ImWithHerNow
01:40 and #GirlIGuessImWithHer.
01:44 Here's what some of her fans are saying.
01:46 Matt Bellassai, breaker of chains and mother of dragons.
01:50 Eh, okay.
01:51 Scott Bixby, 33 old white man emojis,
01:54 one black man emoji, white woman with crown emoji.
01:56 Pretty good, I like that.
01:58 Alexandra Petrie, ugh, women presidents take so long
02:01 to get ready, literally 227 years.
02:03 Katy Perry, love me some Katy Perry.
02:06 A lot of little girls in bed right now
02:08 dreaming for the first time without limits.
02:10 You broke the molds.
02:11 For more trends like this, go to whatstrending.com.
02:14 Way to go, Killary.
02:16 Kill 'em!
02:17 (rock music)
