00:00 (doorbell rings)
00:02 - Hey, Moon Pie.
00:03 Is everything okay?
00:04 - No, everything is terrible.
00:06 - Oh, that sounds like a job for cookies.
00:10 (doorbell rings)
00:12 Okay.
00:12 Here you go.
00:14 - You're not baking them fresh?
00:18 - Do you want me to bake or you want me to listen?
00:20 I'm sorry she ruined your picture,
00:26 but you know she's having a bad day.
00:28 - Oh, please, she can find another boyfriend.
00:31 - I know you're mad at her.
00:32 - I hate her.
00:34 - Hey, don't say that about family.
00:36 - You say mean stuff about my dad.
00:38 - That's different, he deserves it.
00:40 - But Missy-- - Listen here.
00:42 She's your sister, she's always gonna be your sister,
00:44 so you have to find a way to forgive her.
00:46 - But she did this just to hurt me.
00:49 - I know, but she's hurting too.
00:52 - What does that have to do with me?
00:53 - You're the big brother.
00:55 - I'm only two minutes older.
00:56 - Which makes you the big brother,
00:58 which means that it is your job to look out for her.
01:01 - That doesn't make sense.
01:02 Why should random birth order
01:04 determine moral responsibility?
01:05 - I don't make the rules, Moon Pie.
01:08 - Doesn't seem like you make cookies either.
01:10 What's taking so long?
01:11 [BLANK_AUDIO]
